I came awake to the sound of Someone screaming in my ears. I leapt from my spot asleep on a desk and kicked forward. I was finally fully awake when I realized my kick was caught with ZERO problem. I was not happy about WHO had caught my leg however. Umino Iruka. The Big brother character for Naruto Uzumaki. This wasn't what I had in mind when I signed up to be an Assassin! I was thinking of Agent 47, Or Chris Kyle Dammit! I sighed to myself as I thought about this, I felt a chill run down my back. I opened my eyes to see a floating message.
Detect KI {Killing Intent} Acquired. Lvl. 1
Huh, so that's what KI felt like? Who'd have guessed. I mentally dismissed the txt box and then looked up at Iruka. "Can I help you Sensei?" I asked nonchalantly as I was capable of.
Detect KI Lvl. Up. LVL. 1 – LVL. 2
Ok so Iruka was pissed about something. "If there is a problem sensei, I'm sure I can be of assistance." I told him sweetly hoping he would get over whatever his problem was. I saw him frown thoughtfully at me before he said. "Miss Nara if you are going to spend your time in class sleeping. You are going to miss out on all the information the class has to teach."
I looked at him with a small frown. On the one hand he was right about that. Some of these classes that the fucking Imp had dropped me into would be important later. But on the other hand, it wasn't like it was my fault. The imp dropped me here like this so how do I play this.
"Well sensei, I suppose that depends on whether or not you were covering something I already knew." I told him with a bored look. The look of pure disbelief on his face was actually worth it.
It took him just an instant to compose himself before asking. "And if I said it was the Four Hokages that I was lecturing about?"
I smirked at him condescendingly. "Should I actually take over the lesson sensei? I'm fairly beyond school level on this subject."
"Oh, by all means." He said magnanimously. I nodded absently and walked to the front of the class. Once I was standing in front of them, I gazed around for anyone I could recognize. Hm this appears to be Team Gai's class.
"Alright first thing's first. The Shodai Hokage was the Biggest ball of fluff this side of the Pure World. This is a man who looked around himself and saw never ending violence. In the Warring clan's era all there was, was you and your clan. PERIOD. Everyone else was a client or an enemy. There were few alliances that were built upon the shakiest grounds possible. But this man was able to look past that. His desire for peace was so great that after the death of his baby brother at the hands of the Uchiha clan, he still BEFRIENDED the Uchiha clan heir. He did this in hopes of a way to end the violence." I told them pacing back and forth. When the time came that both he and Madara became the heads of their respective clans, they signed a peace treaty and set the foundation. THEN using a justu that only he was able to he CREATED KONOHA IN ONE DAY! This man was the epitome of badass. Then to top that off he decided that it would be a good idea to give away the nine bijuu as giftsin a show of piece to the other great nations. This was the final straw for Madara though he felt Konoha needed to keep them as a show of power. And finally he battled Madara Uchiha in a world shaping battle at the Valley of the end."
"Next we have the Nidaime. Now here was a guy that took his position seriously. He created the ANBU black ops, as well as the military police force, AND the academy we are in right now. He also was a fuuinjutsu master. The barrier around Konoha? He created it. The Hiraishin that Yondaime-sama used to clean Iwa's clock? He INVENTED it! His Affinity with water chakra was so high he was able to pull moister from the air to do high rank Suiton ninjutsu!"
By this point I was waving my hands in the air in a frenzied motion. "Next we have the Sandaime. Arguably the strongest of them all. Sandaime-sama crawled his way through the ranks of Konoha's ninja with an iron will a butt load of training and a summoning contract. He led us through the second and third Shinobi world war and was the sensei of the Sannin."
"And finally there was the Yondaime. After completing the nidaime's jutsu the hiraishin he killed over a thousand ninja in an instant. This made Iwa pause long enough to get to peace talks. And then when the Kyubi attacked he was able to KILL it using an unknown suicide jutsu."
I turned towards the now slack jawed Iruka. "Was that enough or do I need to give more?" He shook his head slowly. I nodded to him and went back to my seat. The rest of the day went by rather fast. We had history(lecture), Math(pop quiz), Shinobi/kunoichi tactics(Gender based) and then came Taijutsu.
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After that we went out into the training field. We were first put through an exercise routine. Push-ups sit ups crunches wind sprints jumping jacks. Then it was time to run around the Block. As we made our way around the block, I began to call out cadence.
"I love working for the HO-KA-GE!" When nobody decided to join in, I frowned before running to the front of the line and stopping Iruka. "Iruka sensei can you get them to march cadence with me? It's good for morale." He stopped and looked at me thoughtfully.
"Nara-san I'm glad you seem to have more energy than usual but what would this gain us?" He asked looking at me sharply.
I smirked. "If you get them to follow along, I'll set the pace and we'll keep it." I noticed some of the civilian born children blanche at that statement, obviously already exhausted. Iruka thought for a moment then he seemed to have a dark idea because he smirked. "Very well but you will be leading from the front and I want two extra laps as compensation for the interruption." he then turned to the rest of the class.
"Class Nara-san has offered to lead you all in cadence, so as proof of her good intention she will be leading you in our evening PT today I expect you to keep time with her."
I could see more than a few glares sent my way. But the glares of children didn't really scare me. I grinned evily before saying. "We will be heading out as soon as I make this clear! We'll be keeping pace with the beat of the cadence are you ready?" I said turning forward without awaiting a reply. "Move out!"
"I LOVE WORKING FOR THE HO-KA-GE!" I roared out setting forward. This time I was gratified to hear the rest of the class repeat after me. "MAKES ME HAPPY ALL THE LIVE-LONG-DAY!"
"i LOVE WORKING FOR KO-NO-HA!
DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S NEAR OR FAR!
KONOHA SHINOBI CORP!
LOVE THE SHINOBI CORP!
MY CORP!
YOUR CORP!
OUR CORP!
SHINOBI CORP!
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE-BEEN-TOLD
KONOHA'S NINJA ARE GOOD AS GOLD!
WE'RE THE BEST ALL BRAVE AND BOLD!
THERE ARE NONE AS GOOD, BOUGHT TRADED OR SOLD!
I DON'T WANT NO FANGIRL FOOLS
I JUST WANT MY NINJA TOOLS!
KUMO, IWA, AND KIRI TO!
WE'RE THE BEST AND THAT'S ALWAYS TRUE!
ASSASSINATION, HONEY TRAPS, AND ESCORTS TOO!
WE'LL ALWAYS DO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO!
IF I DIE IN A COMBAT ZONE!
BOX ME UP AND SEND ME HOME!
PEN MY MEDALS UP ON MY CHEST!
TELL MY MOMMA I DID MY BEST!
MOMMA AND POPPA ARE LAYING IN BED!
MOMMA ROLLED OVER THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID
OH GIVE ME SOME!
OH GIVE ME SOME!
PT!
PT!
GOOD FOR YOU!
GOOD FOR ME!
UM-GOOD
REAL GOOD!
UP IN THE MORNING WITH THE RISING SUN!
GONNA RUN ALL DAY TILL THE RUNNING IS DONE!
OROCHIMARU IS A SON-OF-A-BITCH!
HE'S GOT THE BLUE BALLS, CRABS, AND THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH!"
By the time we got done with seven laps around the block the rest of the children were silently cursing my name. Iruka was also trying to decide whether he should shut this down or laugh. When we go back to the academy, we started to train with our basic level of taijutsu. It was mostly how to stand up and the proper ways to punch and kick. We spent another hour on this then it was time to go home. I decided to just let my feet carry me wherever they would. Which turned out to be the best thing for me. I arrived at the Nara clan compound. This was good because it seemed that the fucking Imp had inserted me into this clan. I guess because of the shadowkhan thing.
"How was your first day at the academy?" A voice asked from the porch. I looked up at the Head of the clan, Nara Shikaku playing a game of shogi with Shikamaru.
"It was good." I said with a smile. "But I think I made the whole class hate me when I got Iruka to allow me to lead the PT with a cadence."
"Troublesome." Both the clan head and heir said with a frown. "Why is it you are so energetic Jade?"
"Because I'm full of piss and vinegar." I said with a smirk. "So, when are we going to do Jutsu practice?"
"Are you ten yet?" Shikaku asked without looking up from the shogi board. I had to frown at that. Was I ten? No, I was... eight? FUCK MY LIFE! That fucking imp made me a fucking SQUEAKER! This really makes me sad. Oh well, time to go forward. I left the front yard and headed to the back. If I was going to be in the world of super powered ninjas, I was damned sure going to train like my fucking life depended on it. Because it very well could.
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When I laid down that night, I got a plethora of notifications.
Body Condition lvl. 5
Detect KI Lvl. 4
Hand to Hand Lvl. 12
Huh, guess some of these are hold overs. I looked at my other skills. Bukijutsu, throwing weapons, archery, tracking, ambush, trapping, skinning, cooking. Yes, there were multitudes of skills. But some weren't what I expected. Like
Archery Lvl. 4
I like to bow hunt, but my Archery skill is damned low! Now obviously it was because I have only ever used a compound bow to hunt with and I'm unlikely get one of those here. Also, I've figured out the reason that the fucking Imp sent me here.
Shadow Manipulation Magic Lvl. 3
The skill was the scariest thing ever for a Nara. Because it makes most of their skills one skill only. Shadow possession, Shadow Strangulation, Shadow paralysis. All these skills work through Shadow Manipulation. But the skill that made me the most hopeful was.
Shadow Travel Lvl. ?
The fact that this particular skill wasn't accessible yet kind of hurt my feelings honestly. Oh well time to get some sleep, I guess.
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The next few days seemed to go by this way. Until the weekend rolled around and I decided to use metagaming to the fullest. The class had been taught the leaf sticking excersise. So I of course decided that I needed to take it one step further and teach myself the tree/wall walking technique. It was funny because it was how I learned of another {Gamer} ability that the Imp had allowed me to use. Once my Energy Manipulation skill had leveled up from 1 to 25 from learning Tree walking. I received a notification.
For using knowledge, you have of various universes to 'metagame' I am awarding you one 'Gacha token'. I looked down at the small gold coin in my hand. On one side was a 'lucky' cat and on the other was a slot machine. I had to smirk at that. From what I remember of {Gamer} fanfiction was that the 'Gacha Machine' pulled shit from every universe. So, I said with a smile. "Use token."
Received items: Past life Armament.
I honestly wasn't expecting that. I looked at the notification in bemusement.
Two Hand sword
Ninjato
Machete
Compound bow
Glock model 21 .45 Acp
Jennings model 58 .380
.45 ACP rounds x 50
.380 x 12
'Bowie' Knife
Spring loaded pocket knife
Huh well that's interesting. But I'm not seeing anything here. A notification popped up.
{CHECK YOUR INVENTORY DUMBASS!}
Ok I didn't know that I had access to the {Inventory} feature. I quickly checked it and grinned as I pulled out my 'bowie' knife. This knife was a gift. From my father, whom I don't have the greatest relationship with. Hm. I looked down at the CASE XX 'bowie knife with a frown. As much as I love this knife, it needs a few upgrades. Specifically, a better hilt because as a twelve-year-old girl is not going to get a good grip on a knife for a full-grown man. I put the weapon back into the Inventory and decided to check the rest of it. Then I stopped. Inside my inventory was a {Skill book} for Create/leave instant dungeon. I quickly pulled it out and clicked yes when asked if I wanted to learn it. Time to get some SERIOUS training.
Instant Dungeon create. Options. Zombies. Slimes. Empty. I of course chose to go with Zombies. As the world swirled around me I notice a notification.
ROUND 1 NO MERCY