Lewis was feeling anxious, he had heard rumours about Fazbear's but had only thought of them as just that, rumours. But once IT happens he believed them.
"Hello? Hello, hello!"
"Where the-" Lewis started but then he realised it was just a pre-recorded phone call.
"Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night."
"How thoughtfully of you! You never said your name so your Connor, you sound like a Connor as well."
"I actually worked in that office before you. I'm...finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so...I know it can be a little overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you: there's nothing to worry about, uhh, you'll do fine!"
"Ok, I'm now starting to believe I won't..."
"So...let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Ok? Uh...let's see. First, there's an introductory greeting from the company I'm supposed to read. Eeh it's kind of a legal thing, you know. 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person's report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premise have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced. Blah, blah, blah.' Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about!
"Wait wait wait, I kinda don't wanna die!" Lewis sprinted towards the door but it slammed shut. "I guess they don't want to leave then huh?"
" Uhh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing...those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too." Connor continued
"Honestly, I think giving them baths would be a bad idea," Lewis said to himself.
" So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and you need to show them a little respect."
"I used to love those robots as a kid, they were my second family. You don't need to lecture me about treating them with respect."
"Right? Ok. So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they're left with some kind of 'free-roaming mode' at night. Uhhh...something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uhh...they used to wander during the day too, but then there was the bite of '87. Yeah... it's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, ya know?" Connor stuttered
"WHAT?" Lewis yelled and lost control of the chair he was swinging on he tumbled to the ground and hit his head. He was sure he heard a little girl laugh as his head made an impact with the floor.
"Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters...uhh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without it's costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazzbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazzbear suit. Um, Now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death."
"How cheap did they make these robot's processors?" Lewis wondered out loud.
"Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up."
"Your damn right they don't this is just a death trap!"
" But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, goodnight."
"Ok, goodnight Connor, hear you tomorrow," Lewis replied.
He looked at the stage camera and saw only the bear and the chicken on stage.
"So the rabbits the first to move, huh?"
"That's how it tends to go." A voice from behind him said.
He turned around and saw Bonnie standing in the door frame. He jumped out of his seat and slammed the door in his face then he checked if he was still there by pressing the light, he wasn't.
After a while, Lewis was starting to get bored, he checked his watch, 3am.
"I still have time." He then got up and walked straight out of the door.
He looked down the hallway and saw it was clear, hey eyed a nearby vent and decided that the robots would be to big to fit in them, he then crawled inside them. He crawled for a bit and then he realised he was in the stage vents.
"Chica!" He heard Bonnie shout.
"What?" The Chicken shouted back.
"It's happening again!" Bonnie yelled.
"What is?" Chica asked him curiously.
"The Night Guard left the office." He replied sounding sort of upset.
"Not again..." Chica whimpered.
They talk to each other then. Lewis thought to himself.
He took out his signature all in one tool that has WAY to many functions that he liked to call The Affiliate appreciator or the AA for short and burst into the room, he set it to taser mode and aimed a shot at the Lilac Bunnie. He dodged it.
"Is that all you've got?" He laughed
"That was just a test." He then ducked just intime as a pan flew right over his head and hit Bonnie,
"Ughhhhhh." He groaned "Thats bound to give me a concussion."
"I wonder how that works." Lewis muttered as he pulled out a flashlight and stunned the pan throwing culprit, Chica.
"Is that all YOU'VE got?" Lewis shouted. He took out his phone and took a picture of the two robots laying there. "Twitter will like this..." He muttered.
He walked back to the office and listened to the sweet chimes of 6am.