(Or "Play That Funky Music, White Boy-ris")
"WELL, THE LAST TIME AS YOU CAN RECALL, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE DECIDED TO SIGN UO FIR A COOL ROLLER DISCO COMPETITON, BUT BORIS AND NATASHA WERE SUMMONED BY FEARLESS LEADER TO STEAL THE LEGENDARY "DISCO DUCK" GEMSTONE."
"Ees makink me totally GROOVY!" Fearless Leader replied. "Groovy enough to destroy US of A!!"
"A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE IT WAS TIME TO SKATE, A STRANGE LITTLE MAN WALKED UP TO ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WEARING A SUPER COOL LEISURE SUIT AND A POMP HAIRSTYLE. NEXT TO HIM, WAS A MUCH TALLER WOMAN WITH FEATHERY 70's HAIR, AND A SEXY, SPARKLY, SWIMSUIT-LIKE OUTFIT. BOTH THE TWO WORE PLATFORM SHOES, AND THIS MADE THE GUY LOOK MUCH TALLER THAN HE ACTUALLY WAS."
"Hello, say, who're you guys?" Rocky asked, extending a hand. "My name's Rocky and that's Bullwinkle."
"Allow me to be introducing myself, de name ees Ron Travoltraboris, de vorld's greatest deesco dancer!" Boris pointed his finger high into the air.
"You don't seem like much of a disco dancer.." Rocky noted.
"Of course I yam, I vas een movie, ju know," Boris cleared his throat and started dancing while singing.
"Vell ju can be tell by de vay,
I usink valk, I yam voomahn's man,
No time for talk,
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Stayink alive, Stayink alive!
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Stayink alive, Stayink alive!"
"That's neat." Bullwinkle replied. "But who's she?"
"Oh, dees ees my lovely vife, Shaka. Shaka Khan't." "Ron" hugged the taller woman.
"Vat's be groovink, y'all?" "Shaka" asked.
"BOTH BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY HADN'T ANY IDEA OF WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS STRANGE DUO, THE TWO OF THEM STAYED SILENT FOR A FEW SECONDS UNTIL ROCKY REPLIED WITH;
"—Cooool!!"
"*ATTENTION ROLLER DISCO COMPETITORS, Please make your way to the skating rink, the competition is about to begin*." The DJ spoke over the PA system.
"Well, we'd better get on out there!" Rocky took Bullwinkle by the hand, having just laced up his skates. "We'll see ya!"
"AS SOON AS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD LEFT, BORIS AND NATASHA YANKED OUT A FEW LARGE BOMBS, IGNITING THEM WITH NATASHA'S CIGARETTE."
"Oh, JES, ve be seeink dem alright..." Boris laughed.
"Da, seeink dem blowink uhp, dollink!" Natasha replied.
"NATASHA AND BORIS SKATED OVER TO WHERE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE, ANTICIPATING THE START OF THE CONTEST..."
"*ALRIGHT EVERYONE, thanks so much for coming out." The DJ spoke. "Here's how things are gonna go down...the first competition is a group skate. Anyone is allowed to skate however they like. If anyone falls or trips or anything, you're out of the competition. Okay...ONE..."
("ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE STARED AT BORIS AND NATASHA".)
"TWO...
("BORIS AND NATASHA STARED AT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE..."
"THREE...GOOOOOOOO!!"
"AND SO, BOTH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE AS WELL AS BORIS AND NATASHA BEGAN SKATING, ALONGSIDE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE COMPETING. WELL IT APPEARS AS THOUGH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ARE GONNA BOOGIE DOWN. WILL THEY SUCCEED AND WIN THE TROPHY? OR WILL BORIS AND NATASHA PUT A BUMMER ON THEIR SUMMER? WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE PROPERTIES OF THE STRANGE DISCO DUCK, OTHER THAN GRANTING THE POWER OF DANCE? BE WITH US FOR THE NEXT GROOVY EPISODE, "Macho, Macho Moose", OR "Got To Be Surreal"!"