Standing before the mighty machine known as an Evangelion Shinji Ikari was silent. He was on standby in case an angel attacked. His heart was trying to tell him something very very important yet he couldn't quite grasp what it was.

An agent of Nerv approached him with a phone. "A call from your friend"

"Thanks...who is this?" Asked Shinji.

*"hey Shinji my man how are you doing?"*

"Kensuke? Where the hell are you?"

*"Italy my man we just clashed with those pasta making SOB, can you believe Hikari stole a five hundred thousand dollar, diamond ring"*

"Right...look I have stuff to do-"

*"Wait! Shinji tell me one.item.you.want"*

"What's this all about?"

*"...I'm at a weapons shop and they have a hell of a bunch of antiques. Oh I got you some Italian souvenirs"*

"...get me the limited edition Miss Lindsay mittens, two platinum spatulas an apron and ten items that might look good but are ridiculously expensive"

*"you got it my man. Wait till Tohji sees what I got for him, he will be excited!"*

Ending the call Shinji handed the phone with a look of a proud man. "Tonight I dine in fish!"

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Sardenga, 2 hours later

"Hop hop hop!" Said Julia as she drew the katana of her Evangelion and cut down three AA turrets. Standing on a grass field her mass produced Evangelion looked up at a mountain.

The ground trembled as a shadow stood in front of her. Lighting flashed as the Evangelion of the pope revealed itself.

"Richard!" She shouted pointing her weapon at him.

"Richard why did you rebel against the global Union?" She asked

Grinning the boy waved his arm glad to be questioned. "Why? Because I can now control the world. Our ancestors at one point in time controlled part of Europe, with me at the helm we can conquer the whole world!"

"And what of the angels? They will destroy us all!"

Laughing the boy pointed up at the sky. "Nothing truly, those abominations are nothing before the power of Jesus Christ himself" a single speck of light touched his Evangelion.

A spear formed it's long Crimson tip threatened to end all who were in its path. "By the name of all the present parties on Jesus funeral I cut your body puppet!"

Leaping at the Evangelion the katana scraped against the spear pushing the smaller unit away. With a tremble of the earth the centurion landed and reached out for his foe.

Moving her head away Julia evaded his grab and thrust her sword. An AT field blocked her attack. "Oh crap"

"Repent!" Expanding the field created a massive explosion which sent Julia through the air, and towards the Coast. Losing her umbilical cord in the process.

Struggling to get to her feet Julia glared daggers at the Pope who approached her slowly. "Lay still and I will give you a swift end" pointing his spear downwards he pierced her ribs.

"Gah!" She gasped as pain filled her body.

Lights flashed on his eyes blinding the Pope. Standing on top of a cruiser Kensuke grinned as he fired a volley of his Gatling gun. "I would worry Christian. This baby fires 77 rounds per minute of her 22.2mm"

Crawling into the water Julia was joyful. "Thanks Kensuke" as the volley continued a cloud rose leaving their target invisible. Stopping the fire Kensuke switched to a combat rifle. Climbing aboard the ship Julia laid flat as her wounds took their toll.

"You imbeciles are stupid!" Screamed the Pope behind cover.

The dust settled and the Evangelion stood dented but alive. "God is on my side and I cannot be matched!" pointing his weapon at them. lights filled the tips of the spear.

The sand was blown sky high as a pitch black Evangelion lunged forward. His katana pierced through the weakened AT field and into the Pope's armor. Gasping Richard felt his abdomen open and blood flowing out.

"Y-you...BASTARD!" Grabbing the black machines head he tripped tightly close to breaking the skull.

Two giant hands grabbed on to the centurion head and with a powerful pull this new arrival ripped his head out. "That's what you get for ignoring my existence. Punk" cheered Hikari as she tossed the head away.

Falling on it's side the mighty centurion was dead.

It was the combined efforts of the Tokyo 3 pilots that stopped the Italian Rebellion in only a month. Many believed it was thanks to the Evangelion's but the true hero is none other than.

"Presenting General Makoto Hyuga" the Navy saluted as a helicopter landed and Makoto approached them with a smile. "Hey guys I managed to negotiate with the church for an alliance"

Eyes twitched as everyone had almost lost their lives thanks to one Makoto Hyuga.

"Sorry hehehe"

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Returning to the ship Hikari couldn't believe Tohji was the pilot of the black Evangelion and it was him that almost stole her kill.

"You...you hot son of a bitch" smashing her lips against his own the school Jockey was taken by surprise. Holding her arms they enjoyed the feeling.

"Next stop Germany" announced Makoto making everyone stop and stare.

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It was time only one of them could remain Shinji glared deep into the red lobster before him. Spinning and slapping those tentacles the second angel had the same feeling.

"Only one...only one can remain standing you bastard!" Screamed Shinji as he reeled his punch backwards.

Punching the AT field everyone watched nervously as the angel slapped the Evangelion twice across the face. *"Shinji you must fight smart this thing is faster than your Evangelion"* advices Misato.

"Oh yeah? Well try this on for size!" Leaping into the air Shinji spun and used an axe kick which made the AT field bend but not break. Grabbing his leg the angel burned his skin and slammed him against a building.

*"that's gonna cost the commander some money, little does he know I already have a lawsuit prepared huehuehuehue!"* said Fuyutsuki.

*"what the hell is wrong with you!?"* asked a very concerned Gendo

*"oh ahem I meant to say good day commander Ikari"*

Standing up Shinji drew his progressive knife and took a thug like stance. "Look ya wanker I'll tear you to shreds if you don't leave Tokyo now" in a second the knife was gone.

Blinking Shinji heard the building to his left crumbling as it was perfectly cut in two.

*"Shinji Evangelion Bazooka is ready two hundred feet to your right!"* announced Ritsuko.

Without a second to waste he took off running. The giant lobster followed slowly assured of it's victory.

Reaching the container Shinji removed the Bazooka with so much force that his Evangelion almost fell. Wobbling in it's feet he found balance and stood on two feet.

"Phew, now eat this!" Pulling the trigger a massive rocket flew and struck the targets shield. Firing again and again the clip ran was empty after four shots.

Discarding this weapon Shinji took the combat rifle and closed the distance. Despite the smoke he fired in one direction and was created by the lovely song "perfect" from one direction .

The two pink tentacles closed in on the boy who jumped in the air feeling as the two hot energy limbs missed his feet.

"Die!"

In slow motion he could see the core and fired ripping the creature to shreds.

Falling forward the creature was now dead.

*"way to go Shinji!"* cheered Misato happily.

"You know...I could've beaten that lobster in half that time"

*"no boasting Shinji, still good work"* noted Gendo as he retired to his office.

"Hey could we talk for a moment?"

*"after you're clean and eat yes"* replied Gendo leaving the command center.

It was now or never Shinji would tell him what he felt all those years ago.

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Sardenga.

A hand clenched and uncleached golden wings reappeared as the Centurion re grew his head. Eyes the color of gold blinked slowly. His abdomen was healed.

Picking up his spear the Evangelion knew he needed to seek vengeance. With a powerful flutter it took to the skies defying all logic. "Ven...geance" were it's only words.