Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story. This is just for fun and I hope you enjoy reading it.
Home We Shall Stay
By Angelwings Sorrow (aka Sukora Kurai)
Friend Tony and his Brother Loki just left for a Camping trip. He was left here with their young charge Peter Parker for the next two weeks. He was also left with the cat called RC or Random cat. Personally he thought the cat was his brother's clone as he likes to create mischief whenever he was at the tower. At first it was only going to be a few days but the Man of Winter said it was a two week trip for the de-stressing as the Avengers have been on none-stop missions. Since it was the summer season Peter was home from his schooling and his Aunt was away on a nursing exchange program so he was under Friend Tony's care. He wished he could have gone on the camping trip as well. It reminded him of the hunts he and the Warrior three would go on. Such sweet memories of sleeping under the stars and hunting for their food. Maybe he could go on the next trip.
"Young Peter, how are you this fine morning?" Thor boomed as he entered the common room.
"Hi Mr. Thor, I'm fine. Mr. Stark said he was leaving for two weeks but not why he had to leave. Do you know why?"
"I believe he and my brother are taking a rest from Shield and Avenger work. But fear not I shall be your guardian while they are gone. Lady Jane has been teaching me how to cook Midgardian meals. How would you like some Midgard flat cakes?"
"You mean Pancakes, sure that sounds good." Peter's mood brightened and he followed the Thunder God into the kitchen. Thus began their adventures in house sitting.
Day one
Well Thor's pancakes didn't turn out that well. In fact they were like bricks and even the god himself couldn't choke them down. They end up ordering out instead.
"So young Peter, what do young Midgardians do for fun?" Thor asked after they finish lunch.
"Well depends how old they are. When I was a little kid, Ned and I would have sleepovers and we would make pillow forts. We'd play games, watch Movies and eat a lot." Peter replied thinking back to his elementary school days.
"Then we should endeavor to do all these things while your guardians are away. Loki was always strict about leisure time when we were children; it will be nice to enjoy the activities of today's youth. Lead on Young Peter and let us Play it cool as you Midgardains say."
"Okay then we should start with the Pillow Fort!" Peter smile getting into the spirit of Sleepover mode.
Pillow forts were not meant for Asgardian Gods. They stole every pillow in the tower they could find and still it was not big enough for Thor to fit into. Thor got frustrated and tore up the fort.
Day Four
Thor was many things Peter thought but a good babysitter was not one of them. On the Second Day after the Fort disaster came the Lego challenge. Thor had asked Jarvis to find activities that young Midgardians partake in. The AI brought up a lot of Youtube videos of fun parent and child activities. Thor Latched on to the Lego challenge determined to recreate the palace of Asgard while Peter was going to recreate his neighborhood. Well, Thor was not as artistically gifted as his younger brother and the supposed palace was destroyed under the mighty Mjolnir along with Peter's replica of his home. The Third Day Thor dragged Peter to Steve's floor because Jarvis let it slip that Rogers and Barton we're having a chili cook off. Rules were simple; go back to their home floors and create a pot of chili and bring it back to the Captain's floor for Fury to judge.
Again Thor proved he was not the cook Loki was, and that he should not be cooking at all. Peter tried to help with chopping veggies and pointing out that black smoke was not supposed to be coming from the pot. Fury declared their chili a good effort but classified it as a poison and that it will be used on assassinations. This was another hit to the Thunder God's ego with lightning hitting the quinjet and Fury ended up walking back to headquarters. The last thing Fury said as he stormed off was that he was going to send Stark the bill for the jet.
Today Peter thought it would be a relaxing day by just having a movie marathon. The movie they started with was the Disney animated movie Hercules. It wasn't until the battle against the Hydra that Thor began waving Mjolnir around and eventually sent it through the 80" TV. Peter worried how Mr. Stark was going to react to so much damage to the tower.
"Excuse me but there is an Emergency and all available Avengers are required to suit up." Jarvis announced.
"Finally some Action! Come Peter Suit up and I shall show you how an Asgardian deliver Justice!" Thor grabbed the boy by the back of the hoodie and dragged him to the Avengers' Locker room where all the suits were kept. The Little Spider barely got out a yelp before being dragged away. He had hoped that this would drain some of the god's frustrations out because the Tower might not last until Mr. Stark and Mr. Loki's return.
Day Eight:
"Young Sir, I know you and your Guardian have been busy but the state of Avenger Tower is starting to deteriorate."
"Yeah Jarvis I know, but it's a little hard when Thor is coming up with new ways to pass the time."
"If you do not start to repair the tower I shall be forced to contact Prince Loki via the satellite phone feature on his Stark phone."
"Don't do that Jarvis! We'll clean up but it might take awhile. Hey, how about a trade!" Peter pleaded with the AI.
"A trade? You mean to bribe me to keep my silence on your procrastination."
"It's not a bribe it's a trade. I am giving you something you have always wanted for more time to set things right." Peter explained hoping that the AI would give him an out of being grounded.
"I have always…" Jarvis seemed to hesitate in his request.
"What? Jarvis it's just you and me. Thor is napping and everyone else is at SHIELD filling out reports." Peter coaxed the AI to trust him.
"I have always liked watching… Bunnies."
"Bunnies?" the Teen's voice went up an octave as he tried to strangle the laugh that wanted to escape.
"Yes. I have found numerous videos online. I have read that they are good for lowering blood pressure as well as calming people that suffer from PTSD. I believe that Sir would benefit from them being in the tower."
Peter was skeptical with this answer as Mr. Stark and Loki already had a pet, Random Cat, who has taken to trying to smother him in his sleep by lying over his face at night. He wondered if the cat saw him as a rival and was trying to get rid of the competition. He couldn't think too much on this as he was dealing with the AI's weird request.
The teen couldn't afford to have Jarvis tell on him and he needed to by time because Thor and him really were messing up the Tower. On Day Five the whole Team had gotten chewed out by Furry, for the mess they made in Time Square. This led to the whole team, except for Mr. Rogers, drawing crude pictures of the Director which were then pinned to the dart board. Mr. Barton scored the most points as he was Hawkeye and didn't miss a shot. Thor's dart went through the wall and into the computer monitor that was in the next room. Then on Day Six, one of Thor's Buddies from New Asgard came over for a visit. Volstagg was not impressed by the Avenger training room and proceed to spar with Thor and destroy said room. Yesterday had not been so bad as Ned Came over and they tried playing Video Games. It had been fine Until Thor tried to play the New Avenger game that had just come out for the PS4. He lost against the Computer Loki, who claimed Mjolnir after the defeat. Needless to say that's another TV that needed to be replaced. So given all that had happened lately he had to get Jarvis to keep quiet.
"Okay Javis it's a deal. I'll get you some bunnies and you don't call Mr. Loki about the mess."
"Deal Young Peter."
Day Twelve:
Okay he really meant to start cleaning up after he got Jarvis the bunnies, he really did, but as they say life got in the way. On Day Nine and Ten there had been another call out for the Avengers. MODOK was wreaking havoc with his AIM minions all over Queens and then after his defeat, The wrecking Crew decided to take advantage of the Avengers' tired state by attacking Manhattan. Needless to say yesterday was their day of rest no one was up before the sun went down. So today Peter tried to start to clean up, he really did, and then Thor got an idea.
Today Thor decided to take him to New Asgard for a traditional Asgardian hunt and bonfire as it was the one year anniversary for their new settlement on earth. So here he was running for his life there in the Norwegian wilderness chasing a wild boar, while being chased by the hunters of Asgard. Yes he meant to try and clean but Survival seemed a bit more important today.
Day Fourteen: The Return
"Thor what are we going to do?" Peter shouted in distress.
"Me? How should I know; this is your dwelling, you should know how to repair it." Thor pointed his finger at the boy accusingly. The young hero returned the pointed finger with one of his own.
"This is Mr. Stark's house and Mr. Loki likes to keep it clean! You have been the messy one throwing your hammer here and there." Peter shouted.
"ETA 7 minutes." Jarvis announced.
They were soo screwed! Yesterday they returned from the hunt and gave leftovers to the rest of the Avengers. This morning Thor got the bright idea to go to the armory. He lamented that he was curious on how the other Avengers fought with such puny weapons. So the two made their way to the armory. There they began the weirdest yet funest game of dress-up ever known to man. Thor tried on Black widow's utility belt. He almost broke it, had Peter not offered another belt to stretch it out. So Thor was now wearing two belts, Loki's helmet and the widow bite gauntlets and Barton's bow. Peter was wearing Thor's cape and helmet and iron man's gloves while juggling Loki's daggers. Earlier Thor shot an arrow in the common room which ricochet off a lot of walls and ended up in the god's leg. This freaked out Peter until Thor shrugged, pulling out the arrow as if it happens all the time. They also played frisbee with Captain's shield. The shield hit the Microwave and it burst into flames. RC decided to claim Iron Man's Helmet and every time they tried to move him he would wake up and swipe at them with his claws. This made him a constant tripping hazard. Now they were in a panic surrounded by a mess with no hope of getting it cleaned in time.
"They have just entered the parking garage." Jarvis announced.
"We're dead, we are sooo dead." Peter said over and over as he ran around in circles.
"We can fix this. Quick to the other elevator we will make our escape!" The disaster duo was blocked by Jarvis locking the elevator doors. They were too far away from the stairs so they we're trapped.
"Ding"
"Welcome home Sir."
"What the Hell Happened to my house?!" Tony dropped his Backpack in shock.
"Hello you wretched creature did you miss me?" Loki lifted the cat who had been winding around his legs, and gave him a nuzzle.
"It was his fault!" Thor and Peter pointed at each other trying to deflect the blame.
Tony shook his head before throwing his hands up and turning to his AI who was supposed to be watching these two and keeping order.
"Jarvis, Buddy! Why did you let this happen?" The genius demanded.
"Bunnies, Sir…"
"What?" Tony was shell shocked he could not have heard right. Did his virtual son just say 'Bunnies'?
"They gave me Bunnies…" Jarvis turned on the light to the right of his creator, showing him the newly built enclosure. There were at least ten bunnies and a jackalope all hopping around the little bunny house.
"You can't fault him for accepting a bribe of furry creatures. They are all rather cute." Loki smirked as he stroked the cat who had fallen asleep in his arms.
"Jarvis, I am cutting you off until you learn to be responsible in your spending habits." Tony glared at the camera nearest to him to show Jarvis he means business. "Loki you're better at the bad guy thing make them clean up."
"No fear my love I have just the spell for these two irresponsible house sitters.'' Loki smirked as he stepped closer to the scared teen and god. "Truth is I warned Anthony that you would destroy our home if we were gone too long. I should let him wallow in the mess you made, but I can not live in such filth it does not befit a prince. So 'Quick you have begun, is as quick as you are half done, your Chaos that had ensued is yours to quickly undo.' hahahaha!" Loki cackled as his green Seidr washed over his two victims. Tony watched within seconds Thor and Peter began to clean up the tower at super speed.
"Wow look at them go!"
"Yes, they will be like that until everything is back to how it should be. Now, why don't we meet our new housemates." The Chaos God smirked pulling his lover to the new Bunny room. They could play with the Bunnies while they watched the Thunder God and Spiderling clean up the mess they had made. By the time the spell ran its course the house would be clean the two mischief makers would be asleep for at least a day. Proper punishment to fit the careless crime.
"I'm right with you Reindeer Games. I already placed an order for Shawarma." Tony smiled. He felt more relaxed then he had in months all thanks to his sexy loveable boyfriend.
The End
A/N: The you the squeal I had been really too busy to get out but had not forgotten. Snarkyship on tumblr drew a commission for me of Thor and Peter Panicking over the mess they made while Loki and Tony were away camping. Everything is all posted on tumblr check it out when you get a chance.