hello there, i am sorry for the long wait. i am making great progress on the Dark Angels (once i remembered this story existed). Since i dont want it to be a year since i last posted on this fic, here are some random things for this universes tts, which might never be.
The emperor just discovered that Jagathai Khan is the one who is leading the heresy.
The Emperor was beyond outraged, there was only one reaction from him. A loud roar which not only physical but also psychic in nature. Without a doubt all of the galaxy heard his skyward scream, no matter where they were. Even the ruinous powers heard it upon there thrones. it was a single word, "KHAAAAAAAAN!"
(note, space wolves are always gonna be portrayed as kinda stupid and incompetent, but in the main universe this is a result of there inborn prejudices and massive egos. Not in the TTS universe. in the TTS verse there just dumb)
in warp survival with Magnus, in response to why the space wolves arent chasing him.
Magnus chuckled, "Well, there stupid. I just have to lay down some false trails and they will follow them."
flashback
Space wolf starts sniffing and yells, "Hes this way". Space wolves charge and fall off a cliff
later a space wolf does the same sniffing and yells the same thing. They end up in Tzeentch's maze.
same thing, and they all charge with the subtitle of "Drunk Viking Rage." Beat, then they all run away screaming with the subtitle of "Drunk Viking Fear." One space wolf says, "This is like the 700th time we fell for this trick today!" Second space wolf says, "768th actually." First space wolf yells, "Nerd" then gets impaled by a khornite sword and he yells in pain, "My Spleen!"
end of flashback
also when magnus is critizing the inquisition heres his interaction with the guardsmen
Magnus: How are you even breathing right now?
Guardsman: That's a very good question.
(Guardsman randomly explodes)
Magnus (wide eyed): Moving on.
alrighty then. i hope to have the Dark Angels up soon.