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"Order! This court is now in session!"
Honestly, this was not how Ochako had expected her night to end. She half expected to spend the rest of the night celebrating. Talking and laughing with her classmates after they had collectively made "She who shall not be named," regret her decision to break Izuku's heart.
The feeling of crushing their enemies' spirits while showing the rest of the visiting students what UA was made of was worth whatever punishment some of their teachers were planning for them. But if the look on principle Naomi's face was any indication, Ochako doubted it would be so extreme.
Snacks were opened, and cookies and cakes were baked to perfection. Soda and Green tea flowed like waterfalls. Ochako had even heard Mina mention to Momo about a bottle of wine she had hidden away for a special occasion. She even expected to comfort Deku whenever he returned to campus. Hanging out with the best friends she had ever had AND the boy of her dreams, all with a belly full of mochi? Sounded like the perfect end to a day.
But here she was, sitting next to a girl, who Ochako at one point in time disliked more than anyone she had ever met in her life, Katsuki Bakugo. They stared down the rest of their classmates in what could only be described as a makeshift courtroom designed by someone who had watched one too many crime dramas in their free time.
Momo Yaoyoroza, Class 1-A vice president and resident "Big sister" of the freshman hero course, sat atop the makeshift podium in Class1-A's common room. The dining room table stacked on top of what looked like writing desks from several of her fellow student's dorm rooms looked somewhat unstable. Still, Ochako suspected Momo was intelligent enough not to climb the structure unless she was sure of its safety. It certainly gave the mature heiress an authoritative presence as she took the position of judge.
The heiress of the Yaoyoroza fortune sat clad in a judge's cloak and wielded a gavel she had created but a few moments ago. She peered down at the two defendants with an unreadable look on her face before she turned to either side of her.
Two of the utterly massive living room sofas were positioned on either side of her. Forming a giant tribunal that dominated an entire half of the dorms common room, with fourteen pairs of eyes staring back at Ochako and Katsuki with unreadable expressions on their faces.
"Is the Prosecution present!" Momo called as another figure moved into the corner of Ochackos eye, her long legs needing only a single stride to cut the distance
"Yes, your honor." Class representative Tomoyo Ida said, adjusting her glasses. Her usually serious features hardened in the way she only did when rules were being broken." The prosecution is ready."
Ochako raised herself from the chair she had graciously been given in the middle of the scene, confusion overriding whatever curiosity she might have felt typically at a situation like this. But before the gravity user could voice either her confusion, the woman sitting next to her decided to communicate her own feelings first.
"What the fuck are you crazy extras doing?" The bombastic blonde Katsuki Bakugo said, shooting up like a bullet to glare daggers at the women in front of her." What's the big fucking idea here?"
"Language like this is unbecoming of a future heroine," Tomoyo said, shopping her hands up and down in perfect sync with her words. "Please calm yourself."
"Fuck you! make me!" The explosion user said as she turned her glare towards the rest of her classmates. "Is anyone gonna tell me what the fuck is happening?"
"Questions later! For now, it's just yes or no, or yeah or nay or whatever you're comfortable with. Just, you know, say you're here."
Bakugo begrudgingly sunk back down into the chair with a growl, while Ochako let out a weak whine as she squeaked out a "Here."
"Good, good!" Momo said enthusiastically, nodding her head towards the rest of the class, "Let the trial begin."
"Trial for what?" Ochako interrupted, confused and bewildered by the effort her class had put into it all this.
"Don't you know? Didn't Eiko tell you?" Momo actually looked somewhat embarrassed at the confession, like the wind had been taken from her sails." Oh, I'm sorry! I thought we all knew what was about to happen."
"Damn shitty hair!" Katsuki said as she stood back up to glare at the redhead as Eiko rubbed the back of her head apologetically.
"I didn't know I was supposed to tell them!" the red-haired tomboy said as she removed the first sleeve from her bailiff uniform." I just finished getting changed!"
"Why are you ripping your uniform!" Tomoyo shouted, aghast at the redheads' actions," Momo went out of the way to get your measurements precisely!"
"I'm sorry!" the redhead said, trying to maintain a semblance of respectability as the taller woman bore down on her." the uniform is perfect! It's just the sleeves! I'm sorry, Momo!"
"Oh, it's no problem." the judge spoke with a small smile at the scene. "It's no problem at all."
"Yeah, class rep!" mina said from her seat on one of the couches, looking on with rapt attention as Eiko tore off the second sleeve of her uniform." How can Kiri be the manliest Baliff she can be when she has to wear sleeves?"
"Yeah, girl!" the blond electric quirk user, Doi Kaminari, shouted from her seat, cupping her hands to her mouth like a megaphone. "take us to the gun show!"
"Is there a veterinarian in the house?" Hana Sero said, the tape quirk girls' ever-present smile shining even brighter than usual. "Cause those pythons look sick!"
The rest of the class erupted into fits of laughter as Eiko took the attention in stride as she posed to show off the definition of her newly freed arms. Cheers filled the room, and for a brief moment, Ochako was transported back to the class party that had erupted after they had confronted the horrible woman who had mistreated Izuku.
Before, the rest of the class had collectively lost all their minds.
As Eiko took her position as Bailf near the dorm entrance, Momo banged the gavel against her makeshift podium, attempting to regain control of the room. As her classmates settled back down into theirs, Momo motioned for Tomoyo to begin whatever she had planned."
"Thank you, Miss Yaoyoroza," The youngest daughter Of the Ida family began, her tone conveying nothing but the seriousness of her argument. She walked closer to the rest of the class sitting on the couches, "Esteemed gentlewomen of the jury. We find ourselves at an impasse. One that risks to tear down much of our hard work and one that will negatively affect not only our future careers but for our very way of life."
Ochako had to admit; her friend would have made a good lawyer. Even she was on the edge of her seat as the speedster spoke.
"I argue that this moment is long since overdue and that those who hold us back." The blue-haired woman said as she removed her glasses to look at Ochako and Bakugo." Needs to be reminded what it is we are fighting for."
"Hear, Hear!" Toru said animatedly. The floating skirt and frilly blouse gyrating in the air in such a way that meant the invisible girl had raised her left arm into the air with a fist clenched.
"Who knew class rep was so good at this?" Hana whispered into the elongated ear of Shoji, who could only nod her masked face in agreement.
"So Manley, "Eiko whispered to herself as she watched the scene unfold.
"I still don't know what this is about," Ochako said as she looked towards Bakugo.
"Oh, it's simple." Momo said, her tone even and emotionless, despite the Scarlett red blush erupting on her face." We're confessing to Izuku tonight."
The world seemed to stop for Ochako as she stared in open bewilderment at Momo and, by extension, her entire class. This...this was too soon. She wasn't ready to confess; there were still so many things that had to be done first, something she had to do first.
Were the walls getting closer, Ochako thought as she tried taking deep breaths to try and calm herself down.
Katsuki didn't react much better.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRAZY ASS BITCHES DOING!?" the explosive user...exploded. The small firework display in her hands a warning to the other women in the room." WE AGREED WHEN WE ALL SIGNED THAT STUPID AGREEMENT WE WOULDNT TRY ANYTHING UNLESS WE ALL AGREED TOO!"
"That's kind of the problem, isn't it?" the statuesque Brickhouse of a woman Rikida Sato said." You two are the only ones who are ever against confessing to him!"
"It is hard not to feel like you guys are holding the rest of us up for whatever reason." Ojira said, her tail sagged to the floor as she spoke." it's kind of hard not to see a pattern forming."
"You're ruining my romance subplot!" Mineta spoke, jumping onto her seat and speaking with an aggravated tone to her lispy and breathy voice." I didn't luck out and found the perfect guy so that I can get blue balled by you two!"
"that happens to women?" Shoko asked, somewhat confused by the vocabulary used to describe something she had experienced several times during the school year. Was this the reason for all her cold showers after being around Izuku?
"A Kuudere like you wouldn't understand!" the tiny purple girl said as she pointed an accusatory finger at her taller classmate.
"I'm a kuudere?" Shopko said in a whisper, not fully understanding what the pint-sized girl meant by the word but knew it was perverted if Mineta said it.
"Shoko can't be a kuudere!" the invisible girl retorted. Her love of anime and all things cute driving her to defend her classmates' honor. "She's more of dandere."
"What's the difference?" the electric quirk user said as she scratched the back of her head. She was pretty sure those were the same thing the last time she checked.
The Dandere character is the strong silent type." Mineta explained, silently thanking her lucky stars that all the dating sims she played during middle and high school were paying off." Kuudere's are quiet, but they're cold and cynical even to their love interest."
"I mean cold is literally in the description," Sero said, almost disappointed in herself for playing a part in this conversation." seams like an open shut case."
"I don't see it," Dio said, shooting the twin-colored girl a smile. "Sure, no pun intended, Shoko is cold, but that's more to do with her being so socially awkward."
"Thank you," Shoko said, happy for the assistance her classmate had given her but still wholly unaware of what any of the "dere"s were and how they applied to her.
The conversation died down as Momo banged her gavel, every set of eyes turning back to the trial.
"The first time we got together like this to discuss a possible confession was at the provisional entrance exam." Momo said as she looked down towards Ochako and Katsuki with an unreadable expression." the nineteen of us voted, and the two of you were the only ones to vote no."
"We agreed that we would only confess to Izuku if it were a unanimous decision." Ida continued, "So as agreed, we dropped it."
"Then the whole thing with Overhaul happened..."
That...that was hard.
The Yakuza mastermind had almost killed Deku in his attempt to save Eri. But even in victory, he received scars, both mental as well as physical. Ochako could remember just how broken Deku looked the day of Lady Nighteyes retirement. A long and storied career cut short due to life-altering injuries, and Deku blamed himself for it all.
"We voted to confess to him at the culture festival," Jiro said with a blush on her face. Clearly remembering the love song she had written explicitly for them to perform for the green-haired boy privately. "But you guys still said no."
"Then a few weeks later, we lost him." Shoko said, her voice like an icy dagger to Ochakos heart, "When he was confessed to by "her" right under our very noses."
"If you're gonna say something, just say it!" Katsuki barked, her voice threatening but not carrying as much bite as one of her barbs usually did.
Well..." Koja said the animal speaking heroine of class 1-A said. Her voice as soft and delicate as a silk ribbon as she searched for the right words," It's just...you two specifically, well..."
"Your love for Izuku shines like a full moon on a dark autumn night." Tokoyama said, saving her shy friend the ordeal she found herself in." Yet the light of your feelings lay hidden by the grey clouds of hesitation and fear, like the beak of an inky black raven."
"Yeah...yeah, like that." Koja said, silently nodding with her gothic friends' words before continuing." It's obvious you like him just as much as everyone else here, but out of all of us, you guys are the only ones hesitating to admit it."
That...that was true. Ochako had been conflicted about her feelings for a long time, at least vocally. She loved Izuku. There was no doubt about it. He was the only person in her life that made her feel this way like she could conquer the world if need be. She doubted she would meet anyone in her life that she could see herself spending the rest of her life with more.
Quite a lot for an 18-year-old, she thought, especially one training for her line of work. She had signed on to the agreement in part to make sure no one could take Izuku away from her as she tried to sort her emotions out. She didn't think it would be so soon, though! She thought maybe sometime in their third year! Or possibly after all of them graduate, but now?
Was she ready?
Katsuki sat there stunned as well, mulling over her own thoughts as she crashed back down onto her seat. Something flashed between her features before her anger once again took over.
"I told you extras before," the red-eyed girl said, muttering to herself like the boy of their shared feeling did whenever he saw a new quirk." It's not the right time!"
"Unfortunately." Ida said as she strutted through the "courtroom," speaking to the "jury" once again." Our hesitation has almost cost us everything. We were lucky that the threat we faced was more villainess than virtuous, but there are dire threats still on the horizon."
"What threats?" Ochako said, her voice wavering slightly at the implication.
"The prosecution calls its first witness," Ida said. At the same time, Eiko returned to the common room with what looked to be a person slung over her muscled shoulders.
"Unhand me this instant, you 1-A hooligan!" The copycat heroine, Neita Monoma, said as she beat against Eikos back in a vain attempt to escape the redhead's grasp.
As Monoma was placed onto the "witness" stand, a grown-filled the dorm room turned impromptu courtroom. Many jurors not looking forward to having to sit within arm's length with the volatile young woman.
"What's with this chick?" kaminari said as she sunk into her seat.
"Why did it half to be her?" Jiro whispered to herself, already prepping her ears for the onslaught of noise the future "phantom thief" would unleash from her mouth.
"We could have invited one of the nice girls from 1-B, right?" Koda said with a frown, not liking having to say anything bad about another person, even if that person was well...
"She's a cunt"Katsuki muttered to herself. Not liking having to stare at the class b student longer than she had to." why is she even here?"
"Language, please." Ida said as she reprimanded the defendant before turning her attention back on to her first witness." Please, Ms. Monoma, please tell the jury what happened the afternoon of the fourth day of class."
"I don't know what you're talking about." the blond said as she looked towards the members of 1-A with a disdainful look on her face." Unlike you pathetic 1-A losers, I'm far too busy in my day-to-day life to sit here all night answering such simple and frankly insulting..."
"Miss Monoma." Ida said, cutting off whatever rant the smug girl was getting ready to speak with a curt tone to her voice." You had an encounter with Mr. Midoriya in the cafeteria the first week of the school year."
The blonde was about to retort. How was it possible for her to remember something that had happened almost a year before, especially when it involved someone like the only male in their year...
Her words died in her mouth when she thought about it more. Memories flashing in her eyes like a traditional movie projector coming to life. Something slowly became more apparent to her. A look of realization appeared on her face. A look that every single woman in that room could recognize.
"Can you tell the court what happened?" Ida said, not bothering to look at the blonde witness as she once again cleaned the lens of her glasses.
"Well, it was lunchtime, and I was getting food… and then IT happened after I had stacked my tray. The floor was wet, and I tripped, but I didn't fall… I was caught. Izuku had caught me and my tray. He leaped over, and grabbed me around my waist, and pulled me close, and I could feel how warm he was beneath his hard and strong and-and firm chest. But then he put me down and handed me the tray. Nothing was tilted or splattered because he had caught it perfectly in midair. He just handed it to me without saying anything, but just smiling his dumb, stupid smile."
While Neitas' testimony became more and more incoherent, a slight red blush became eminent across her cheeks. Perhaps it was just because the copy quirk user's complexion was usually quite pale. Still, Ochako noticed it instantly, and she did not like the emotions the sight of that color began to stir within her.
The growl emitting from Katsuki's mouth was proof enough that her "Co-defendant" was on a similar page.
"And then what happened next?" Ida asked from her position in front of the Class 1-B student. What before was a tiny hint of a blush blew up into one volcano of a scarlet red glow.
"I told that jerk that I didn't need his help with anything and that I definitely did not need his help with catching me or my tray or holding me as he did. Especially not while he was in his workout gear! I would never..."
"Thank you, Miss. Monoma, that would be all."
Ida's abrupt closing of the cross-examination staggered Neita. For a moment, she looked like she had just been denied her own climax. But then the same blush from before overcame her, and she stormed out without another word.
"That girl has issues, ribbit."
"Like you're one to talk Mrs "mating season" makes me want to be dominated," Mina said with a wide grin etched on her face.
"Its a legitament ailemt."The frog girl said, note even bothering to turn to her pink-skinned friend." It's a sickness that can only be cured by the thickness."
"Ah, you too suffer drive copulation? Such a wanton bouquet of lust." The resident gothic beauty spoke. Her own blush radiated past her dark feathers as she crossed her arms under her modest bust.
"Is that the best you got!?" Katsuki said defiantly as she glared at the rest of the class with a challenging look on her face." A chick so repressed she'd have a nervous breakdown at the thought of someone in class 1-A holding her hand!"
"You think Monoma is the only one from class 1-B who would be interested?" Jiro said as she fiddled with one of her jacks. the punk rocker turned to look towards the defendants," As you said yourself, Monoma may be a weirdo, but she's not weird enough to deny feeling what she feels."
That caused every woman in the room to pause. The heroines of class 1-b were all attractive in their own unique ways. They also had the added advantage of interacting with Izuku almost as much as 1-A did. The rest of class 1-A whispered to each other, the thought of their sister class potentially stealing Izuku away from them, spurring them on further.
"You don't think..." Mina said, a contemplative look on her face replacing her usually easygoing attitude." That all of Class 1-B would..."
"Kendo for sure would." The tailed heroine said with a weary tone to her voice, "She always seems to bring Izuku up whenever we have a spar together. At first, I thought she just wanted an extra partner in our unarmed combat sessions. But after a while, I got the feeling she's got an ulterior motive."
"That mantis-looking chick would too. I think just to spite Baku-bro." Eiko said as she remembered the less than "Manley" confrontation the two resident hotheads of the freshmen classes would have before, during, and after their training exercises." I don't really know if she would go further than that.
"She would," Jiro said, remembering a particular conversation she heard only a few days prior during lunch period. At the time, she was too upset over Izukus new relationship to put too much stock in it, but now..." Overheard her and Nirengeka talk about it the other day."
"The Vice Rep of 1-B!?" Toru said, shocked, surprised at the boldness of the usually humble and quiet young woman. She'd be rooting for the studious girl if it was any other situation." I didn't think she had it in her."
"I heard from a reliable source that she's been going to Izuku for advice on how to use her quirk ever since our first joint training session," Sero said. Remembering the image of the two cinnamon rolls of the hero course sharing notes. "Reiko Yanagi joined them a few times too."
"She's the ghost-looking girl, right?" Doi said as she looked towards her avian friend with a worried look on her face. Reiko was excentric sure, but she was a bonafide 10 out of 10 in the looks department.
"Alas, during my moonlight travels, I have run across both the phantom as well as Shinhai of class 1-b. They both spoke of Izuku in the most...excited of tones."
"The shadow girl too?!" the resident invisible girl said, her hands balling into fists despite no one being able to see it.
"Same with that exchange student from America. Her eyes alight with such sparkling whenever our dear Izuku is around I here, I'm constantly reminded of Mio."
"Both the exchange students." Satou said, her thick and robust build shuddering as she remembered the dragon girl from their sister class," Both those girls are Mineta level thirsty!"
"Hey!" the purple-haired short stack said from her seat as she glared at her towering classmate." It's not my fault I appreciate the finer things in life!"
"We caught you trying to drill a hole into Izukus bedroom the first week of school." Shoko added, her voice as even and emotionless as it usually was, "And then you tried to watch him undress after our first combat training."
"As I said!" the short woman said as she sat back down with a huff. "The finer things in life."
A slam of the gavel calmed the chatter among the class as Momo called for the next witness. Ochako could do nothing but watch as Eiko left to gather whoever the next witness would be. She felt a hole growing in the bottom of her stomach as she wondered just who would enter through the door next.
Ochako could feel her pulse increase when she heard the sound of the door opening again as Eiko led in...No...not her!
"What's with that look round face?" Katsuki said as she leaned back in her chair, whatever anxiety that showed on her face a moment ago was gone and replaced with the scowl most identified to her." Who is this extra?"
"Boobs!" Ochako whispered as she watched in utter shock who walked shoulder to shoulder with Eiko.
Mei Hatsume walked through the door with the same excited and manic energy she applied to most things in her life. Her golden eyes bounced off every surface in her path. Ochako felt herself almost gasp when the familiar pair of eyes rested upon her.
"Oh hey! It's you." the pinkette smiled as she looked at Ochacko, unaware of the torrent of emotions the brunette was thinking." What was your name again?!"
"Uraraka." the gravity user said as she eyed her pink-haired counterpart." you know? The girl who can control gravity?"
"Oh yeah! I remember now! You and legs over there came to my shop together." she said as she pointed towards Ida. The latter looked to have almost spit out the water she was in the process of drinking when she heard her nickname. "You guys are friends with Izuku, right?"
Ochako sighed, somewhat exasperated at the scatter-brain nature of the support class student. Mei was a nice girl, she supposed, a little more "hands-on" and direct than Ochako was used to but one not the type of person that inherently rubbed Ochako the wrong way. If only she could keep her hands to herself regarding...
Wait a minute.
Mei didn't remember names. It was a common joke among the entire school, teachers included. Mei Hatsume was a driven but narrow-minded individual. In their attempts to make the best support items and invention she could, someone who would ignore any piece of information she deemed useless. She knew nothing about politics, nothing about music, and absolutely nothing about essential human interaction. Any piece of information she was told went in one ear and came out the other. That included people's names.
...but she remebered Dekus name.
But before Ochako could think more on the subject, Mei was escorted to the "witness stand" as Ida began her following line of questions.
"So! Miss Hatsume. We have a few questions we would like to ask you if you don't mind."
"I guess." The crosshairs of Mei's eyes turned to the women who now surrounded her, her smile not faltering a bit as she did." I don't know why I'm here but ask away, Thigh momma!"
"Good," Ida said, trying hard to ignore the nickname as well as the comments she heard her classmates make praising her thighs. "Now, can you please tell the jury of your relationship with one Izuku Midoriya?
"Muscles?" Mei said as she tilted her head, a confused look crossing her features for the first time Ochako had ever seen grace the girls' features since knowing her. "I'm gonna fuck him, of course."
"Good, now please tell the jury what..." Ideas planned questioned died as soon as her mind registered Meis words. "Excuse me, WHAT?"
"Wow, and I thought I was blunt ribbit," Tsu said as she surveyed the delayed effect Mei's statement had on the rest of the class.
Momo dropped her gavel, the dull thud echoing off the walls as she sat stunned, trying to regain her train of thought. Eiko had found herself just staring at the woman on the stand in blatant wonderment, and was that respect? Ida had almost fainted but managed to catch herself on the kitchen island acting as the prosecutors' desk.
Toru's reaction, like always, was animated. Her floating clothes twisting and turning in the air like they had been caught in a hurricane as she shook her head back and forth. After she shifted all her limbs back from wide opened mouths, Meza helped Rikida lift Koda back to her seat after she had fainted onto Mineta, crushing the small girl as she let out a wail of despair.
Doi had short-circuited, similar to how she would if she had overcharged her quirk if the look on her was any indication. Jiro had fallen out of her seat with a blush that covered every inch of visible skin. Hana just looked on, her jaw somewhere on the floor next to the plate of cookies Satou dropped as she rushed to help Koda and Mineta. Ojiro's tail had Shot straight up into the air, impacting Yuga's no longer sparkling face as she tried to hold in whatever french curse word was on her lips at the moment. Tokoyami sat straight in her seat, her feathers bristled and sticking in every direction as DarkShadow appeared next to her face. The sentient quirks own features showing shock and despair as it held its feathered "hands" to its "face.
Shoko sat silently, but half her body was on fire. At the same time, the other half had frozen her nearest neighbor, an unfortunate Hana's leg, to her seat. The only one on the couch who took the words in a somewhat healthy manner was surprisingly Mina. Whose face was no longer its usual pink but instead a deep purple as she looked on to the chaos with a pleased smile on her face as she nodded her head silently.
"Ribbit." Tsu managed to see all this from her spot on the ceiling after she had catapulted herself ten feet into the air in the surprise of the pinkettes words.
The defendants, on the other hand.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!? YOU PINK-HAIRED SCANK!" Katsuki roared as she charged towards the still smiling Engineer, only to be tackled to the ground by the combined efforts of both Eiko and Ida." NO ONE IS PUTTING THEIR HANDS ON DEKU UNLESS I SAY SO!"
"Calm down, Baku-bro!" Eiko said, instinctively turning a part of her body into hardened armor to absorb whatever blows her best friend would throw.
"This type of reaction is unbecoming of a future heroine," Ida said. Using her more considerable stature and bulk, she tried to smother the smaller and shorter girl but found it a difficult task regardless.
Ochako took the chaos around her in with a severe look on her face. She was always a bit iffy regarding Mei, ever since she had seen how she and Izuku got along so well at the Sports Festival. The first time she had begun to be honest with herself about her own feelings. Even now, seeing the smile still plastered on Mei's face after inadvertently causing the chaos surrounding her, Ochako could feel something tug at her heart.
"Why." the gravity user said from her seat, looking from her own hands clenching the fabric of her still dirty workout pants, before staring mei in the eye." Why do you have feelings for Deku?"
"I mean, you have eyes, right?" the engineer said, her voice sounding like she was explaining something to a child." He's so muscley and has cute freckles on his cheeks I just want to squeeze..."
Mei went quiet as she looked away from Ochako. A blush had appeared on her face, and a far less manic look entered her eyes."... He's also the only person besides my parents who doesn't make me feel wrong about the things I like. Do you know how hard it is for someone like me to find someone who can stand to talk to me for more than a handful of seconds? Izuku appreciates me for who I am. He makes me...want to be a better version of me."
The rest of the class sat silently as they watched Mei speak. Even Katsuki stopped her struggle as she watched the support student say her piece. Ochako felt a huge weight lift off her shoulders as she listened to Mei's words.
Momo, the poor girl, fought to keep the tears out of her eyes. Simultaneously, the ordinarily stoic Shoko had a slight smile on her face from hearing the similar situation to how she discovered her own feelings.
"The sparkling brightness of a maiden in love!" Aoyama said with a tear in her eye," It reminds me of Moi, no?"
"Like a sunrise breaking through the darkness of a young dawn."
"I've only met this girl today, but if anything bad were to happen to her, I wouldn't know what to do with myself," Mina said as she launched herself at her fellow pinkette to hug and squeeze. "Can we keep her, please?"
"This isn't what this trial is supposed to be about." Momo said, looking out of her depth after hearing both Mei's brutal honesty as well as her emotional words about the lone male of 1-A."...I don't think..."
"Oh, I see what's happening here!" the pinkette said as she looked around the other faces that filled the room. "I'll make sure Izukus next hero costume is made out of a skin-tight material if you let me in?"
"All those in favor of allowing Mei into the group!" Momo shouted
"Aye," eighteen distinct voices answered Momo's call
"Congratulations, sister!" Toru gushed as she slung her invisible arm around Mei's shoulder.
"Welcome to the harem!" Hana said as she regained the ever-present smirk on her face.
"Can we please not call it that?" Jiro said, a blush covering her face at the implication of the word.
"It is what it is." Kaminari said as she joined her "harem mates" in the middle of the room."Why run from it?"
"Cause it makes Izuku sound like he's one of those self insert Main characters from one of those poorly written visual novels." Tsu said as she landed back onto the ground." Izuku isn't shallow enough to be one of those."
"Wow, shots fired," Shoja said.
"What even is the point of all this?" Katsuki growled as she remained sitting, watching the other women in front of her with a critical eye" All stupidity aside. Why now?"
"We all almost lost Izuku." Ochako answered, her knees feeling weak as she felt the eyes of the rest of her class fall on her as she spoke. "we almost lost Izuku because we were too slow to confess. What happens next time? What happens when there's a girl who sees what we all see every day?"
"Come on, Bakugo. Just admit it already," Momo said, the vice representative having made her way off the podium.
No..." she said defiantly, not even looking at Momo.
"You love Izuku," Shoko said as she stared at Katsuki like a patient teacher waiting for an answer to a question she already knew.
"Shut it icy hot!" Katsuki shouted, glaring daggers at the two-toned heroine, before looking away when she noticed her entire class was now looking at her with the same looks.
"You want to be with Izuku," Mina said, skipping over to her sitting friend to press her pink cheek against the angry blondes' own.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE WITH THAT USELESS DEKU," Katsuki shouted, pushing her pink-skinned classmate away from her as she stood up to walk away from the crowd.
"Say it, say it, say it." the crowd chanted, nineteen unique voices chorusing into one single tidal wave of noise.
"FINE, I LOVE DEKU ALRIGHT, I SAID IT. I WANT TO WALK IN THE PARK WHILE HOLDING THE NERDS HAND! I WANT HIM TO MAKE ME MY FAVORITE CURRY EVERY YEAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY! I WANT HIM TO KISS ME AND TELL ME I'LL ALWAYS BE HIS "KAA-CHAN"! I WANT TO CARRY THAT NERDS CHILD!" The explosive blonde shouted, collapsing into her seat as if every ounce of her energy had left her body. She huffed to catch her breath as she stared at the nineteen pairs of eyes staring at her in bewilderment. "Is that what you want me to say?"
The room was quiet as if everyone still needed the time to process what Katsuki Bakugo, the most headstrong and volatile woman any of them had ever meet in their lives, had said and what she looked like now. Gone was the angry scowl or cocky smirk. Gone was the dangerous glint in her red eyes. Instead, replaced with quivering lips set in a pout and a scarlet blush no one had ever seen on the explosive girl before.
She looked like a pure maiden who had just realized she was in love for the first time.
"See." Ida said as she planted her hands onto her hips." Don't you feel better with that off your chest?"
"Fuck off four eyes." and the old Katsuki had returned.
"Then it's settled, "Momo declared as she banged her gavel against the podium, effectively calling whatever kangaroo court that had taken control of the 1-A dorms to a close.
The class erupted in cheers and hollers. Some of the young women, like Tsu and Shoko, consoled several of their classmates having emotional episodes, such as Toru and Koji. Eiko shed manly tears of happiness at the declaration pumping her fists into the air as she did. Mineta had started muttering uncontrollably about all the "couples" activities she was finally going to experience.
Some of which weren't actually perverted, surprising the few who heard her.
"So we're really doing this?" Koda said, her voice even softer than it was before. She felt like pinching herself, "This is actually happening?"
"When Izuku gets back from wherever he went tonight, then indeed we are," Ida said as she readjusted her glasses, trying hard to hide just how emotional she was at the moment. The feelings she had held since Stain was about to be uttered to the man who had saved her life. She needed to call her sister and mother immediately!
"I'm literally shaking!" Toru said as she wrapped her arms around herself
"This calls for a group hug to our last two holdouts! And to our new sister in arms!" Mina shouted as she wrapped her arms around Mei and Eiko, dragging the two of them towards where Ochako and Katsuki still stood.
"I don't know who you are, but I'm just happy to be here!" Mei said, her smile not leaving her face as her fellow pink sister manhandled her.
"Mina Ashiido, 1-A!"
"Mei Hatsume! 1-H"
"If you touch me pinky, I'll rip your hair out of your head," Katsuki said as she backed away from the approaching mob led by raccoon eyes. The two pinked hair young women looked to one another before responding simultaneously.
"Which one?"
Before Katsuki could respond, she felt the first pair of arms wrap around her. Fucking round face like the fucking traitor she was had managed to trap her arms from behind, the rest of the extras following soon after.
Eiko tackled her onto the couch, followed soon after by a grinning Dio and Hana as the taped heroine shouted dog pile on the top of her lungs.
Mei had landed on top of Mina's stomach through the chaos as Kyoka was lifted off her feet by a grinning Shoji. One by one, each had joined in, wrapping their arms around each other.
"I'm gonna kill every single one of you while you sleep," Katsuki mumbled. Her voice muffled against Shoko's neck and Ida's sharp reprimand against her threat.
Ochako could only smile as she let herself be lost in the unfolding situation. Her heart beat faster as she thought of the moment of truth, now closer than ever. Even now, she had her reservations. But seeing the same looks of love in the eyes of her classmates made Ochako feel less doubt in her ultimate decision.
"W-what are you guys doing?" a familiar voice broke through the chaos.
At once, the noise died, and for a moment, Ochako forgot nineteen other women surrounded her. She stared at Izuku's confused face as he stood in front of the dorm's main entrance, her heartbeat the only sound she could hear. The world seemed to stand still for a moment. Each of the girls simply stared at the green-haired powerhouse, their brains all but shut off completely. Ochako noticed Deku's own eyes pass over every one of theirs as he tried to analyze just what was happening in front of him.
"Deku..." Ochako started before she was interrupted.
"Midoriya!". Momo shouted, the color draining from her face as the reality of the situation hit her.
"Midori!" Mina screamed as she pulled Mei and Toru closer to her, squeezing her newest and oldest gal pals against her cheek.
"Hello, Izuku...". Shoko said, only a dusting of red against her pale face, indicating something was different about her.
"Ribbit." Tsu ribbited, for once in her life, at a loss for words.
"Muscles!" Mei shouted from her spot against Mina, her manic smile growing more intense as she stared at the boy
"Midori-bro!" Kirishima shouted, her face the same shade of red as her hair.
"I think I left my oven on..." Rikia said. Her nerves momentarily getting the better of her as she tried to excuse herself to leave, only to feel the grip on her shoulders tighten, keeping her in place.
"Sup Green," Jiro said, trying hard to keep her heartbeat in check and remain calm.
"Izuku!" Mashiro said with a grunt as she stepped on her tail to keep the limb from wagging out of control.
"Zuzu!" Toru said, almost skipping in place as the scene unfolded. Excitement practically bubbling over as she was forced to wait for the others to make the first move.
"Cheri!" Aoyama shouted as she tried to twirl where she stood, only to find herself tangled around the limbs of her classmates
"Fancy seeing you here," Kaminari said, shooting finger guns as she prepared to confess to the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with
"My prince of the night, "Tokoyami shouted, her eyes wide open, and her beak hung low as Dark Shadow moved to push her forward.
"This isn't... my dorm room," Sero said, her brain trying in desperation to find a coherent statement and only just barely succeeding.
"Well..." Meza shoji said, her multiple arms holding many of her classmates, becoming slack and falling to her side, "I got nothing."
"I think I should go feed my bunny right now." Koja Koda said as she Faught desperately to remain conscious as she once again felt like she was going to faint.
Mineta said nothing, only pulling out what looked to be a condom out of the pocket of her skirt, a lecherous smile plastered on her face.
"DEKU!" Katsuki growled as she looked at her childhood best friend like a wild lioness on the hunt for her next meal.
"Stick to the agreement, everyone!" Ida said, her tone carrying all the authority of her position as class representative as her hands were a blur of motion. For a brief moment, all seemed in control. Then all hell broke loose.
"Every woman for herself!" someone, probably Kaminari or Kirishima, shouted before the group hug exploded into a rush of movement. Swallowing nervously, Izuku realized that there was no fleeing from this and silently excepted what was about to happen.
Current online users in Class 1-Bullshit: Big Sis, Princess Peach, the Last Airbender, Horny, Topheavy, BunsofSteel, Reptar, Skelator meme, Black noir, Flashdance, Copycat, Ghostbuster, ThorncoveredRose, Shoda, AelatheHuntress, Scyther, Text face, silent but thirsty, StickeywhenWet, Mulan
Big sis: Is anyone going to explain to me why Eiko Kirishima of Class 1-A just kidnapped Neita?
Reptar: Oh, crap, that actually happened? I thought Kinoko used the wrong type of mushrooms during dinner again.
Princess Peach: I said I was sorry!
Reptar: And we love and appreciate you, baby girl!
Reptar: I just love to mess with you!
BunsofSteel: You got nothing to worry about, class rep!
BunsofSteal: Eiko is a good person! If Neita is with her, she's in good hands!
Princess Peach: It's adorable how quickly you defend your girlfriend like that
Flash dance: Total relationship goals!
BunsofSteel: What!? No, Kiri and I aren't a thing!
BunsofSteel: She's...not my type
Reptar: it is too much like masturbation, right?
ThornCoveredRose SETSUNA!
ThornCoveredRose Have you no shame?
Reptar: Not really, no
TopHeavy Man Setsuna You need to get laid.
Reptar: You're not telling me something I don't know
Shoda: Sen, not you too!?
TopHeavy: I could go for a nice lay myself
AelatheHuntress: shouldn't you say you wouldn't mind getting "drilled."
TopHeavy: Ha, nice
Flashdance Speaking of a nice lay
Flashdance Has anyone seen Izuku Midoriya today?
TopHeavy He usually works out at Training ground alpha Saturday afternoon. But I didn't see him when I was there earlier.
Reptar: Where you only there to try and snap a couple more pictures of him?
TopHeavy: you're complaining!?
Reptar: Hell no! Those pictures are the only thing that got me through the winter.
Shoda: Oh god, Is it time to thirst over Izuku already?
Big Sis: Fine! I call this meeting of the "Give me the Dicku" social club to order
Black Noir: I can't believe Set convinced you to call it that.
Big Sis: I can't believe your username is black in two separate languages
Black Noir: I don't believe I asked for your opinion
Skelator meme: Motion to have Midoriya let me run my tongue over those abs.
Ghostbuster: Seconded.
Princess Peach: Thirded.
TopHeavy: fourth and fifth right here.
Scyther: Hey, the Sahara called it wants its thirst back
Text face: You are just mad because he knocked you out during our last joint training session with a single punch.
Text face: and now you're mad because now you remember how you woke up being cradled in his arms while he brought you to recovery girl
Scyther: YOU CAN'T CONFIRM THAT
Text face :( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BunsofSteel: THAT BOY!
BunsofSteel: NOW THAT'S MY TYPE!
AelatheHuntress: A woman of culture I see
Silent but thirsty: I will Fuck him.
Reptar: THAT'S MY GIRL!
Flashdance Well, that's blunt.
BunsofSteal: PREACH IT, SISTER!
Shoda: Preach it, Sister!
Horny: Preach it, Sibling!
StickeywhenWet: I do not disagree with you, because me too.
StickeywhenWet: you've barely spoken with him. What's, do you see in him?
Silent but thirsty: His blush…
Big sis: Agreed. But please tell me that's not the only reason you like Midoriya.
Silent but thirsty: It isn't
Silent but thirsty: I also called dibs
Black Noir: We never agreed to that!
Silent but thirsty: Not my problem.
Shoda: No fair, you can't claim all that to yourself
Scyther: FUCK OFF
Scyther: IF ANYONE IS
Scyther: has deleted a post.
Scyther: YOU DIDNT SEE THAT
Big Sis: Yui, I deal with Monoma enough; please don't give me this headache too
ThornCoveredRose: Lust is a sin, my sisters
TopHeavy: Hold the phone!
Skeletor meme: Monoma? Our Monoma? She's openly thirsting for Midoriya? When were you going to tell us!?
AelatheHuntress: Ibara, I apologize if I ever offended you during our late-night philosophical discussions on religion.
AelatheHuntress: Because clearly, God exists.
Princess Peach: Is it shocking?
Princess Peach: Don't we all like Izuku that way
TopHeavy: Preach
Reptar: Preach
Skeletor meme: Preach
Black Noir: Preach
StickywhenWet: Preach
The last Air Bender: I'm actually surprised with you though Kinoko
The last Air Bender: I always figured you'd be more into those pretty host types.
The last Air Bender: Not"buff, green, and nerdy."
Princess Peach: He likes my quirk, and he enjoys it when I talk about mushrooms
The last air Bender: He also thinks your eyes are pretty
Princess Peach: HE DOES?!
The last air Bender: I heard him mutter it during training one time
Silent but thirsty: Mushrooms
Reptar: They're everywhere!
Big Sis: Kinoko please!
Princess Peach: I-It's fine!
Princess Peach: I have it under control!
Princess Peach: I can handle this!
[Princess Peach is offline ]
TopHeavy: God, I love that girl
Big sis: Kosei... why?
The last air Bender: Honestly? I wanted to see her reaction.
The last air Bender: I was not disappointed
Mulan: I thought we decided to only thirst when all of our school work is finished
Mulan: I still have a Present Mic English assignment I have to finish up before Monday!
Mulan: You can't do this to me!
Reptar: Sorry, my fellow cold-blooded sister
Reptar: The thirst is calling me
Black Noir: Mood
TopHeavy: Mood
StickeywhenWet: Mood
AelatheHuntress: Indeed, Mr. Midoriya certainly has many desirable traits, doesn't he?
BunsofSteel: Those arms
Reptar: Those thighs
Text face :(*⋆‿⋆*)
Black noir: Screw the thighs what about what's in-between
Horny: Yes, please
Shoda: What does that boy eat?
Silent but thirsty: I know something I hope he eats
The last air bender: Mood
Reptar: Mood
Flashdance: Mood
black noir: Mood
Flashdance: Mood
TopHeavy: Mood
ThornCoveredRose: Lewd!
Ghostbuster: His smile is cute…
Big sis: Never change Reiko
Ghostbuster: Wanna kidnap him?
Big sis: Never mind, for the love of all might please change
Black Noir: We should totally kidnap him
Big Sis: Please no
Reptar: GIRL, you are speaking my language
Horny: Yaaaaaaay! Girl's plot!
Big Sis: Pony, no.
Reptar: PONY YES!
Big Sis: All of us being horny for Izuku aside
Big Sis: as anyone else noticed how...off 1-A is?
Horney: You mean besides how they get to sleep under the same roof as my future husband while I have to be neighbors with Togara?
Scyther: You got a problem with that dwarf? Say it to my face!
Big Sis: I'm serious! Something is up with 1-A. They've been in a funk all week.
BunsofSteel: No, I think she's right
BunsofSteel: My girl Eiko has been completely out of it the past few days.
StickeywhenWet You don't think...
The last air Bender: Oh no...
Flashdance: The rumor is true...
BunsofSteel: The rumor?
AelatheHuntress: That Izuku Midoriya is in a relationship with a visiting student
Mulan: What!?
Mulan: When was I going to be told about this?
Reptar: A sad day my sisters in thirst
Ghostbuster: A sad day indeed
Silent but thirsty:...
Skeletor meme: dammit all to hell
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Horney: WHY? how could this have happened?
Flashdance: I don't know about you guys, but I'm totally blaming Neita for this
StickeywhenWet: she was...very negative whenever Class 1-A is involved
Black Noir: What a mad banquet of darkness.
The last air Bender Oh wow. that really rubbed off on you fast?
BunsofSteel: that certainly explains a lot about Eiko...
Big sis: ...We should be happy for him...
Shoda: I am! But...
Mulan: I just wished it was me
The last air bender: Mood
Reptar: Mood
Flashdance: Mood
Skeletor meme: Mood
Flashdance Mood
TopHeavy: Mood
Ghostbuster: I fear my dreams of walking hand in hand with my beloved during the twilight hours are now a distant fantasy.
AelatheHuntress: Alas, I too have heard the validity of these rumors
AelatheHuntress: Sakura Surichi, a first-year student at Shiketsu, I believe
Black noir Wait...
Shoda: Is that the same dorm room that 1-A blew up
Mulan: They did what?!
Mulan: I've been inside working on my paper all day. What happened?
Reptar: Like a few hours ago, Class 1-A straight up yeeted an entire heroics class from Shiketsu academy out of the guest dorms
Reptar: It was pretty fucking sweet
ThornCoveredRose: Language
Ghostbuster: So wait...
CopyCat: Sisters of Class 1-B, we have a situation on our hands!
Skeletor meme: Did they?
StickeywhenWet: Oh crap!
Shoda: Hey, Neita is back!
CopyCat: The harlots of 1-A are preparing to steal Izuku Midoriya from us!
Ghostbuster: Harlots?
Black Noir: Midoriya?
StickeywhenWet: Us?
Scyther: Holy crap, is this actually happening?
Reptar: I would like it to go on record that I called this the first week of class, and I gratefully accept all of your apologies
Flashdance: Are we forming a harem?
Shoda: Please don't call it that
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Silent but thirsty: Yes
Silent but thirsty: right now
ThorncoveredRose: Yui, control yourself
Skeletor meme: Don't ruin this for me, Ibara!
Skeletor meme: You know I love you like a sister. but if you go all bible thumper right now, I'm going to scream
Reptar: We should let our little rosebud have the first go
Reptar: it might do her some good
Skeletor meme: maybe wrap her vines around those muscled arms and tie him to the bedposts, am I right?
Reptar" Nope! Ibara will let him do all the work! He'll use those big muscles to tear off her uniform and take her right against the wall!
SilentbutThirsty: Hot
StickeywhenWet: Ibara, it's okay!
Big Sis: Set and Juza are just trying to mess with you.
StickeywhenWet: don't let set have the satisfaction of getting under your skin!"
ThornCoveredRose: You're right, of course.
ThornCoveredRose: They're simply placing their own immoral thoughts and sins onto me
ThornCoveredRose: They certainly didn't find my journal and read the passage from last week.
Reptar:...
Silent but thirsty:...
Skeletor meme...
TopHeavy: Did she just...
Shoda: Holy crap! Set and Juza just broke into Iberas room!
ThornCoveredRose: don't you dare read my notebook! It's just a- just a writing exercise.
Ghostbuster: If this is an exercise
Ghostbuster: I really want to see what the real thing looks like...
Silent but thirsty: Wow
Shoda: I will never look at Ibara the same way again
BunsofSteel: Man, look at Us!
Flashdance: Forming a harem with the best friends a girl could ask for!
Reptar: Oh, stop!
Reptar: You're gonna make me cry!
Horny: This chat was the best idea ever!
I know this is somewhat out of left field but if you haven't checked out "Hellova Boss" on Youtube check it out. A buddy of mine is one of the talented artists that work on it and it's pretty good.
This was supposed to be a one-shot, but enough people seemed to like it so I decided to make another chapter. This might even be an ongoing series if enough people want it so don't be surprised if you see more. Or not. Honestly, I could fall off a mountain tomorrow and die a slow and miserable death and you dear reader will be none the wiser.
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