So, I was wondering if I should update this, but I decided to because I thought it would get more views. Also, this story has quite short chapters, but I think what it does have is good stuff. Again, I don't own these characters! I'm sorry if some characters some out as OOC, I'm really trying to keep them in character! By the way – I don't hate Jade! This is the next day!

Robbie walked into the cafeteria feeling pleased, he was going to see Cat today, he hadn't seen any of his friends before as he had different lessons. He went up to Tori and André.

'Hey guys!'

'Hey,' Tori wondered why Robbie looked so excited.

'I have a girlfriend!' Well, she wasn't expect that, wait, Cat wasn't going to be too happy about that.

'Tori, I have something to tell you! You can't tell anyone, especially Robbie!' Cat came into Tori's house looking like she had just run a marathon.

'Ok, what's up?'

'Well, I was with Robbie and he was talking about how he had never managed to get a date to anything, and that he should ask someone to the Cow-Wow!'

'Ok, so?' Tori didn't see any issue with that.

'I love Robbie! I don't want him to ask anyone!'

'Well then, why didn't tell him that you would like to date him?' Even though Tori had no idea what Cat saw in Robbie, yes he was a nice guy but not for a boyfriend.

'I don't want to go with him!' Cat was a very confusing person.

'He can't be single for the rest of his life though!'

'Oh! This is horrible! I can't take it!' Cat punched the wall, Tori winced.

'Why don't you want to go with him?' Tori asked.

'First of all, I don't want to argue with him like Beck and Jade do, second, I don't want girls to hate me and guys to hate Robbie!'

'Why would they hate you?'

'Because would be jealous,' Cat said with a 'duh' expression on her face.

'Why don't you want me to tell André, Beck and Jade?'

'Jade would tell Robbie just to spite me, Beck would tell Jade and André would tell Beck who would tell Jade! Oh! Just don't tell Jade!'

'Ok, you know, you're smarter than you seem,' Tori was really blown away by Cat's intellect at times (this wasn't one of those times).

'What's that supposed to mean?!' Cat looked offended. 'Do I really look stupid?'

'No! Of course not! Just how you sometimes come across,' Oops, that was not how Tori wanted it to come out.

She gasped, 'When you feel like saying something nice come talk to me!' She slammed the door as she left.

Thankfully she had hugged that out with Cat, now to address the dilemma with Robbie.

'Ok, who is she –' Tori was interrupted by Cat who jumped into Robbie's arms and kissed him. Well, at least Tori got her answer, and the fact that it was Cat made it better, she'd be happy as well.

'How?' asked André.

'Pajellyhoochos!' They both replied.

'The ones you bought 144 of?' Cat nodded. 'Go on.'

'Sikowitz said we had to say 'yes' to everything so these guys came up to us and asked for them so we had to give them to them and then Robbie said something about snoodling and I didn't know what that was so he showed me but I kissed him because I couldn't resist and then he told me he liked me as well and that not every couple has to fight because I shared my concern about Beck and Jade and then we were naked,' Tori's mouth hung open, 'no, not in that way, that would be way too early, because the pajellyhoochos were taken off of us by those guys so we were rolling down a street in garbage can and then we went home and now we're here!' Cat said super quickly.

'Wow, that's a lot of information we didn't need such a long story but that's wonderful!' Just then they saw Beck and Jade.

'Why do you have to be so controlling?' Beck said angrily.

'Because you can't even say that you've got a girlfriend when they come up to you and start flirting you up!' Jade slapped him.

'I'm allowed to have friends that are girls!' Beck said as he rubbed his face.

'Yeah, 'friends', they're not friends when they are swarming you like bees and asking to see you after school!'

'Speaking of friends, they're watching this argument and I can tell that they are all uncomfortable, look, Cat is on the verge of tears!' It was true, Cat was and Robbie was hugging her.

'Tori's not my friend, I only tolerate Robbie and Cats basically a pet so I don't care!' Everyone looked expecting it to have been Jade who had said that but instead it was a very mocking Cat.

'You are all insufferable! Cat, I thought you were my friend!'

'I might be a better friend if you didn't think of me as a pet or a servant!' No-one expected Cat to be the first one to get angry.

'Jade, she's right, you are never nice to anyone, everyone is scared of you!' Said Beck.

'Beck, don't act like you're all nice! You lead on every single girl who ever flirts with you and are a huge womanizer! You've broken so many hearts!' If Jade had been angry, she was now furious.

'Well I'm sorry I'm too attractive that all girls want to be with me!' Beck said, bragging.

'You can't call yourself attractive!' Jade exclaimed.

'And I'm not attracted to you!' Cat said.

'That's because you're seriously messed up, you like Robbie! How is that possible?!' Beck was the one who said this.

'Hey!' Robbie hadn't wanted to be part of this conversation.

'That wasn't nice Beck,' Robbie grinned, Cat had stood up for him.

'Shut up Cat!' Said Jade.

'Don't tell me to shut up!' Cat was getting angry now.

'You…!' Jade lunged at Cat and Beck grabbed her.

'Do not touch me Beck!' Jade pulled him off.

'Well I'm trying to stop you from hurting my friend!' Beck said.

'When have you ever cared for Cat before?' Jade asked, it was a good question, he had never even seemed close to Cat.

'Actually Beck, that's true, when have you?' Cat asked, wow, Cat was really full of surprises, no-one ever thought she would ever be angry, she always seemed so calm. Beck was stumped but some answers worked for all questions.

'How dare you!' Beck said, now he was lunging for Cat.

'Leave her alone!' Said Jade.

'Oh, now you care for her!' Robbie said, suddenly angry. 'If you want to argue, fine, we don't like it, but at least we can put up with it, don't drag any of us into it, poor Cat is not your toy!'

'Thanks Robbie,' said Cat dusting herself off.

'So can you please sort it out?' Tori asked, tired.

'I'm guessing the two of you are going to break up to sort it out,' said André groaning, they were going to argue even more now!

'What he says is indeed true, I'm breaking up with you,' Beck said as calmly as if he said it was cold outside.

'That's fine by me, I was going to say the same!' Jade was still angry though.

They both stood in silence and glared at each other.

'I bet you'll get back together!' Said Cat cheerfully getting up to throw her box in the garbage can, she had calmed down almost immediately, Tori was surprised, how could one do that?

'No, that'll never happen!' Jade said.

'Trust me, it will, how many times have you broken up before?' André asked.

'I don't know, maybe 8?' Said Beck nonchalantly.

'Each time what was the reason?' André was teasing them now.

'Because Jade,' Beck glared at her, 'thinks I'm incapable of keeping it in my pants when I have friends who are girls!'

'Well you are!' Jade fired back.

'Ok ok ok, let's all calm down!' Said Tori as the bell rang.

Well, I do love drama…..

How was it? Please tell me! Sorry for breaking up Bade again, I just needed some drama and I thought, why not?