Chapter 2: Camp for Demi-Gods
Naruto who's playing with a transformed Ryo no Tsubaki that is now a Yo-Yo. Was waiting for the bus with Grover.
"So it can into toys as well?" Grover asked.
"Anything I can think of can be a weapon, That being used as a weapon, G-man even a fan or this Yo-Yo," said Naruto as he demonstrates by using the Yo-yo to cut a groove on the sidewalk. "Me and my Brother train over the years on how to use our energy," Naruto said.
"You have a brother?" The Satyr asked.
"Yeah, my Stepbrother I'm living Mama Marry is a Boxing fan so she named him Tyson when we were born my Okaa-san wanted my Oba-chan to help train us, he's half Three eye demon and half Greek God, as for me The hold Uzumaki clan full of beings called Hanyō we're still human it's just people like us have extra part or live longer," Naruto said as he rubbing his blond spiky hair where his horns are at. "I can hide them by covering them with my hair or putting them in my skull," Said Naruto.
"What also can you do," Grover said.
"My family hunts down Evil Spirits, Rogue Apparition, Phantoms, and bad Yokai sometimes we fight them or talk them," Naruto said.
"Yokai as in the Japanese monster," Grover said.
"They are everywhere some are looking at us right now," Naruto said looking at a couple of birds that are wearing clothing.
"But how," Asked Grover looking everywhere, "I don't see any Yokai,"
"That causes your not train in the way of seeing them, they can look like animals while others can look like humans however Yokai can cause trouble in the human world by missing with humans, Gods, or their kind anyway, like making them forget or making them act weird, however, Apparition and Phantom they can making human do things even worst, even the weakest ones can use the smallest of darkness in the human soul even a demigod can be their puppet or a meat suit," Naruto said.
"So an Apparitions can use a demigod or Demigoddess to do something they would like," Grover said getting a bad feeling when he heard that.
"Being Possessed the victim wouldn't be in control of their own body, not even the gods wouldn't notice," Naruto said.
"Really?" Grover said.
"Well some gods that are connected with the spiritual world but they need to focus," Naruto said. "But no need only the lowest of demons can do that, higher demons are way more dangerous they can kill you without even trying," Naruto said making his goat friend bled and being white as a heat.
"But Grover theirs no need to worry about those guys, not all are bad guys some are just live a normal life like you and me," Naruto said standing up now seeing their bus is here and heading towards it with his bags.
"So you're saying that demon can live anywhere in the world," Grover said following the demigod with his bags.
"Well yeah, they just have to fill out paperwork," Naruto said.
Meanwhile up on Olympus.
Olympus the home to the gods. as some of the gods and goddess were working. But in one office-like room, two of the gods were yelling up a storm.
These two gods are two out of the big three Zeus The King of Olympus as well as the God over of the universe, the sky, justice, order, and the rule of law. he is very tall, imposing, and very muscular, with shoulder-length black hair and a gray-and-black neatly trimmed beard. He has brilliant electrically blue eyes with a serious and proud, but very handsome face. However, he's infuriated, due to this his face has become as dark as a thundercloud. The other God is The king of the sea, The earthshaker, The Stormbringer and father to all roman and greek house, Poseidon he has black hair, a neatly trimmed black beard, a deep tan, and sea-green eyes that were surrounded by sun-crinkles that told one he was prone to smiling. however, he wasn't smiling in fact if they were in public surrounded by normal mortals they would see a Banker, and a fisherman with hands that are scarred. Wearing Birkenstocks, khaki Bermuda shorts, a Tommy Bahama shirt with coconuts and parrots all over it (or any other Hawaiian shirt), and a cap decorated with fishing lures that says "Neptune's Lucky Fishing Hat." Glaring lighting at one another. which is happening right now.
"For the last time, I do not have your stupid lighting blot!" Poseidon shouted.
"Enough of your lies Brother, It was stolen by those children of yours," Zeus said. Poseidon then grabbed Zeus by the jacket. "Listen to me you airheaded piece of Flying Searat Shit you leave my kids aloud if you touch one hair out of place I'll go after the grace boy and I mean me and not Neptune might as well destroy new Rome," Zeus's eyes widen hearing this thing of his daughter's little half-Roman demigod brother.
"Ah, Hello," The two looked at the slightly open door was a woman of Japanese origin, Wearing a miko priestess outfit with a golden scarf hovering her shoulders and has a heavenly aura around her. she has purple hair and purple eyes and a well-gifted body. As she entered the room she was followed by two other women one has black long hair in a pigtail her eyes are light pink color wear a gothic Kimono that was held by purple obi covered in blue followers, on the right side of her head is a skull mask. In her hand is a rowing oar. The last woman to come inside the office was a woman the made the two gods stop with a look she has wild short red hair red eyes and dark tan skin she has two horn on top of her head. She is wearing a punk-style version of a red miko her yukata was open that was bandaged up she was holding a spiky bat over her rightsholder. "Oh-hai-yo, Hope we're not interrupting something oh Mr. Uzumaki you're here to wonderful," These three ladies are part of the Shinto pantheon. Kami, Shinigami, and Yami.
"I'm leaving now Lady Kami Head of the eastern court,"
"Okay bye bye see you at the next U.G. Meeting," wave the Japanese goddess her Aura then turn from good Kami to I can and well break you in half like a stick as a Hanya mask appeared behind her looked at Zeus who was now scared. "Now Mr. Sparky, Do you have any evidence," She grabbed him by his necktie and choking him. Looking at her eyes her only saw one thing fear. "That our avatar, as well as our champion, stole your symbol of power hmm?" Asked Kami her voice full with Malice.
With Naruto and Grover in the evening.
As the two sat in the back of the bus Naruto was sleeping. About two adult men wearing Japanese high school Uniforms one in a White gray sailor with golden eagle wings on his back the other guy wearing an ocean blue sailor uniform a Navi-cap with a golden house shoe on the open jack with a green tank top, a house shoe belt buck.
"What hell Kura-chan do you see this," Naruto said as he was at some sort of shipping yard in a middle of a Strome. As he saw the two grown-ass men over something. He then saw a shadowy being holding two puppets the inky being was covered in a rustic sandy golden aura.
"I think this is a vision I think it's telling you what is going on with the gods," Kura said.
"That and I might need to cut back on the Anime and Manga before bed," Naruto said as he saw the Horseshoe man give a reverse roundhouse the birdwing man ribcage sending him flying to one of the meat cargo containers.
As the birdwing man returns the hit with a dive kick with spike bottom shoes hitting him on the rightsholder.
As he was about to read into this dream he heard a loud noise and shaking.
"What the hell," said a waking up Naruto, as he found, were the loud grinding noise underneath the bus. Black smoke poured from the dashboard and the whole bus filled with a smell like rotten eggs. The driver cursed and limped the Greyhound over to the side of the highway.
"What are those old ladies staring at?" Naruto asked and Drake looked at him before following his gaze to see an old-fashioned fruit stand.
The stuff on sale looked really good: heaping boxes of bloodred cherries and apples, walnuts and apricots, jugs of cider in a claw-foot tub full of ice. There were no customers, just three old ladies sitting in rocking chairs in the shade of a maple tree, knitting the biggest pair of socks ever seen.
Seriously, these socks were the size of sweaters, but they were clearly socks. The lady on the right knitted one of them. The lady on the left knitted the other. The lady in the middle held an enormous basket of electric-blue yarn. All three women looked ancient, with pale faces wrinkled like fruit leather, silver hair tied back in white bandannas, bony arms sticking out of bleached cotton dresses.
Looking at both sides of the road, Naruto walked over to the store, And bought a bag full of Apples, "Naruto do you know who those ladies are," Grover said in fear.
"You mean the Fates yes don't care, I was hungry and bought some apples," He said as he took an apple out and offered it to Grover. "You want one while we walk I know a place we can get a rider," Naruto said.
"You must be the braves demi I will ever meet or the dumbest one by far," Grover said.
"Grover a wise man once said 'courage is not being frightened you know, it being afraid doing what you have to do," Naruto said in a British accent. "So come let get to the Dragons boat," Naruto said.
As Naruto and Grover left the three sisters smile. Seeing them leave. "Such a nice boy, you know out of all the timeline where he involved it best we don't piss him," Clotho said.
"You said it the Uzumaki's are all ways fun to watch," Alotta.
"His future is hard to read but I do see a few of his titles Demon-God-King of Monster," Atropos said as she and her sister turn young she then took out a smoke pipe. "The little shit might teacher the old fart how to act like a king," She smiled at seeing Naruto cutting one of the apples and gave one half to crow Yokai.
"Oh here comes a car," Clotho said as One of the other passengers for the bus walked over not checking it was clear. *snip* and the man was hit by the cat.
"Did you see that?" Grover said as he saw a guy was run over by a red Dodge Charger, "He chose poorly and that one of the main reasons kids are told to look both ways when crossing," Naruto said as he took a bite from a golden delicious apple.
"Naruto that could have been you," Grover said.
"No, if I was about to get hit by a car that car would get hit first," Naruto said as he walks into an alleyway and pulled out a scroll.
"What with the scroll?" Grover asked.
"Give me your bags," Naruto said with a smile as open the scroll, As Grover handed over his bag, Naruto took out one of Grover's shirts that he has not been washed. "Hey Naruto what are you doing," The satyr said. as he saw Naruto turn Ryu Tsubaki into a pair of scissors and cutting The shirt into several pieces.
"Okay, you mind telling me why you cut up one of my shirts,"
"I need something of your that has your scent on it," Naruto said.
"For what exactly?" The goat boy asked.
"For this [Shadow clone no jutsu,]" Naruto said as then made cross finger hand sigh as an Army of Clones appeared. Half of them then made another hand and transformed into Grover that took the pieces of the cut-up shirt. Then real Naruto grabbed Grover in a firemen's carry.
"You all have your orders," the real Naruto said to the clone army, He then looked at one of them with no Grover double. "And you tell Marry at the Sea Dragon what going on."
"You get in boss," All of the Clone said. As they all droop smoke bombs making a huge cloud of smoke to any kindly one who may be watching them so The Naruto and Grover Doubles can scatter. As the smoke cloud disappeared a group of wolves and a Wolfman that was sniffing around.
"Smart boy," The Wolfman said be he then saw the nearby manhole cover was slightly open. "But not smart enough," The Wolfman yelled as he grabbed the metal lead not seeing a wire that was connected explosives tag as he rip it off making a huge exposition. As the smoke cleared the werewolf was covered in ash and burned fur, He then saw a note on the ground the read. 'Kiss me Ass, Beta Bitch.'
With The Real Grover and Naruto
"So while my clone tells Marry what is going on let talk about the Camp and her Campers," Naruto said Jumping from tree breach to tree breach.
"So the Camp half-blood is a place where all Demigod children go too,"
"Marry told me that tell me about the campers like are they, cute girls," Naruto with a nudge.
"Yes there are cute girls from camp, one of the cabins is for Aphrodite's children," Grover said trying not to puke up his lunch.
"She the so-called Goddess of love, and the fairest of all," Naruto said so ding disappointed.
Up in Olympus in the Temple of Aphrodite
Aphrodite hearing someone doubting her being a love goddess, She a beautiful woman with blond hair that looks like gold and sapphire rainbow-colored eyes, and wearing a red dress, using her mirror to see who was talking bad about her.
"You shouldn't talk bad about the Gods like that," Grover said.
"She cheats on her husband, G-man, and don't say so did your godly parent my case is different trust me it dad is in an open marriage at this point," Naruto said.
"A Demigod born from an open marriage," She said. "So why is he not like me,"
"Then there are her kids with her gift what it called Charm-Talk?" Naruto asked Grover.
"Charm-speak and yeah I see where you are going with this in the wrong hand it can be used for evil," Grover said.
"Okay he may have a point, I'll have to ask Artemis if she heard any using Charm-speak to hurt anyone." She said to herself. Just then a blond-haired man with a table with Caduceus symbol came in and wearing a white sash and a UPS uniform. "Hey, Aphrodite we can an emergency meeting in an hour big one to Three of Goddess from the Shinto pantheon are here in fathers office, and judging by the yelling going on and screaming He may have pissed them off," This is Hermes.
"I'll be there in a minute," Aphrodite said.
"Yeah, but if the right hands used their, Charm-speak for good like negotiation or helping their friend deal with cheaters Boyfriend or Girlfriends," Naruto said.
"Hmm, Hermes I need you to Send a message to one of my daughters Selena Beauregard I feel been too hasty given my gift of charm-speak to my children," Aphrodite said as she wrote down a letter to them on some paper. "I wonder what you like in women,"
"Their personality," Naruto said.
"Wh/at?" Both Grover and the two gods said.
Back with Nija Strome and his trusty sidekick Goat-boy.
"I thought you said something," Naruto told Grover as they place a sign that said Delphi strawberry Service pick your own strawberry no trespassing
"Ho, you might have overheard a Dryad," Grover said. unaware that he was covering the goddess of love. "Wow, we made it to camp half-blood," Grover said as they pass a big pin tree.
Naruto then put Grover down on the grass and walked a few feet in until they heard something big running toward them.
Seeing it was a Minotaur wearing a pair of white underwear banging the barrier with the look of fear in its then saw Naruto waving at him. Grover then hard a Chain saw being used. As the Grover looked past The Man-Bull he saw one of Naruto's clones wearing a fox hockey and a Dragon theme Chain saw.
The clone just laughed as he used Ryu Tsubaki's chain saw form to cut off The Bull monster's head, it then turned to gold dust leaving behind its horns.
"Do I want to know?" Grover asked.
"No," Naruto said picking up the Minotaur horns off the ground.
"Okay so let me show you to the big house," Grover said.
"Okay, but it may have to wait till I wake up the downside of using chakra, use too much is taxing on the body," Naruto said as he passes out. as Grover caught him. "Naruto, walk up man," was the last thing he heard from Grover.
In his mind escape
Naruto was lying on the floor in an old Japanese-style house living room. Looking up he saw an Orange hair beauty of a woman with red crimson eyes, fox ears, and nine foxtails. She is wearing a red kimono and yellow obi. "You shouldn't overuse your Chakra Naruto," Kura said rubbing Naruto's hair.
"Sorry, but I need to use half of my chakra reserves I haven't gotten used to this new body," Naruto said.
"Your 12 Naruto, plus kid your age don't fight mad man trying to take over the world," Kura said.
"And you went from genderless and the female gender,"
"I had my reason," Kura told him.
"I guess I'll look throw the clone's memory," Naruto getting up.
Omake Grand escape
Two days later in the Infirmary.
Naruto was lying on bed resting in the infirmary, watching him was Grover who now has the lower half of a Goat and wearing an orange shirt with a pegasus and the world Camp half-blood. Next to him were two girls one an Asian 12-year-old girl with two clay beads, long dark blue hair, pupilless lavender eyes, and a very nice healthy body that was covered by a purple baggy hoody, and baggy pants. the other girl also a 12-year-old girl with long blond hair in a princess ponytail, her eyes are a cloudy grey, and her skin is tan like a California valley girl.
"So, Hinata I'm guessing you and your sister are not the only Chakra users in camp," said the Blond as she looked at Naruto drool as Hinata using the mystic healer palm to check Naruto body. "Y-yeah, but unlike me and my sister from the Hyuga clan Annabeth. The members of the Uzumaki clan are Chakra batteries that mean that Naruto used more than Shadow clones to cover Grover's tracks," Hinata said the vine around hers bulged.
"I'm just glad we made it safely without any problems," Grover said as he took a seat.
"One mortal die, he left an explosive trap behind, and who knows what else," Annabeth said.
"The mortal did not look both ways," Grover said.
"Umm, Guys can you help me," Hinata said as she was being used as a hug pillow by sleeping Naruto.
"Raman-chan, don't go, I just want to eat you," Naruto said as he nibbled on Hinata's ear making her blushed red. As he rolled over on top of Hinata, Annabeth when to grabbed a bronze jug and hit the back of Naruto's head. "Ow, that hurt," Naruto said He then felt something soft and squeezed it and heard a moan as he looked under seeing Hinata.
"So, you have chosen death," Annabeth said holding a bat and somehow giving off a huge amount of killing intent as an image of a demonic war goddess was behind her.
"Naruto use Smoke Bomb!" He yelled as he slams a smoke bomb on the ground.
"Get back here!" Annabeth yelled as she ran out of the Infirmary. Leaving a passed-out Hinata and Trampled Grover.
Hope you guys like this chapter and this Omake is canon to this story.
The next chapter will continue.