With Sonic the next day; he was still sleeping in a grassy field and started waking up.
"Oh, what a night." said Sonic.
He stood up and walked over to a tree and opened it up before seeing his reflection in a mirror.
He looked at his reflection before closing the tree and walked off.
But the hedgehog stopped and thought of something.
"Wait a minute, I don't have a mirror in my shack." said Sonic.
He looked around confused.
"What happened to my shack?" said Sonic.
He then became more confused.
"And what happened to Bygone Island?" said Sonic.
He shrugged it off.
"Eh, it's probably nothing I can't fix." said Sonic.
He walked off.
Later; the hedgehog appeared at some type of town in ruins and became shocked.
"Yikes." said Sonic.
He saw everything was destroyed.
"What the hell, did Darkseid finally get the anti life equation?" said Sonic.
He heard some screaming sounds and ran to it.
He stopped and saw a teenage human female running from a humanoid wolf armed with a samurai sword.
Sonic chuckled.
"Finally a challenge." said Sonic.
He ran towards the fray and kicked the wolf into a tree, making him drop the sword.
Sonic picked up the sword.
"Hope my sword skills are good." He said.
The wolf glared at Sonic before roaring.
Sonic thought of something.
"Oh wait, I've got a sword." said Sonic.
He tossed the sword before the wolf picked it up and laughed.
Sonic held a hand out and his Excalibur appeared in his hand before his Excalibur Sonic armor appeared.
The wolf's sword quickly turned droopy.
The wolf saw his sword and tried to pull it back to normal.
"Fucking sword, never get a sword at a comic book store. False economy." said the wolf.
He stretched it back to normal and smirked.
"That's better." said the wolf.
He and Sonic clashed swords.
BUt then the wolf's sword's blade broke and fell to the ground.
The wolf became shocked and ran off whimpering like a pup.
Sonic's armor disappeared followed by his sword.
He turned to the teenage girl.
"You alright ma'am?" said Sonic.
The girl looked at Sonic.
"Yeah, I'm fine." said the woman, "This isn't the first time I've been chased around before."
"I could imagine." said Sonic.
The girl dusted herself.
"Thanks for the help." said the girl.
"It's what I do best. I'm a dude with a tude." said Sonic.
He did some thinking.
"I should trademark that." said Sonic.
He pulled out a pen recorded and pushed the record button on it.
"Note to self, trade mark 'Dude with a Tude'." said Sonic.
He pushed the stop button.
He turned back to the girl.
"What were you doing out here anyways?" said Sonic, "And where is here?"
"You're in Bluffsdale." said the girl.
Sonic became confused.
"Bluffsdale." said Sonic.
"Yeah, centuries ago, this was one a peaceful world until a natural disaster turned this place into what it is. I'm on a quest to find a staff that can restore this world to what it was." said the girl.
Sonic nodded.
"Well if you need any help, I'll gladly help." said Sonic.
The girl hugged Sonic.
"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you." said the girl.
Sonic pushed the girl off of him.
"Yeah, yeah, save that for afterwards." said Sonic.
"Gladly. But can you tell me something. Do you think that love can blossom on the battlefield?" said the girl.
Sonic scoffed.
"As if, only a bisexual idiot would believe that." said Sonic.
Back on Earth; Duncan, Lynn, and Luz were in their room sleeping when Luz suddenly sneezed herself awake.
Duncan quickly drew out a shot gun and fired at a wall, creating a huge hole in it.
Then Lynn woke up in shock and she and Luz noticed the hole in the wall.
"Dude." said Lynn.
"What, we're in an apocalyptic wasteland, not like I'm not going to take advantage of this." said Duncan.
Luz got up and pushed Duncan through the hole.
"Jokes on you, only my head went through." said Duncan.
Luz shook her head.
He then sniffed.
"Why does it smell like my butt is on fire?" He asked.
"Because it is." said Luz who did her Fire magic.
Duncan ran off screaming.
"What were you sneezing about anyways?" said Lynn.
"I don't know, I've got a feeling that someone was talking about me by way of claiming that I actually believe that love can blossom on the battlefield." said Luz.
Lynn just stared at Luz.
"Well an idiot would believe that malarkey." said Lynn.
She laughed but was soon frozen in ice.
Later; the three were in the kitchen making pancakes as Gwen, CatDog, Penny, Tails, and Knuckles entered followed by Amity coming through a portal.
"This place is a disaster." said Penny, "Doesn't help much that our mayor is an idiot."
Flashback
Kronk was standing in front of City Hall holding a press conference.
"New law, Sonic the Hedgehog is no longer welcome in Toon City." said Kronk.
Everyone became confused.
"What made you want to pass that law so quickly?" said a member of the press.
"I am the mayor, and whatever I say goes." said Kronk.
But then Joker quickly appeared with a plate of smores before running off as Kronk grabbed the plate.
"Plus I really love smores." Kronk said before eating a smores.
End Flashback
Amity was confused.
"The mayor loves smores?" said Amity.
"You'd be surprised by how easy it is to bribe the mayor with baked goods to get laws into effect." said Duncan.
Amity nodded.
"Right." said Amity.
"Well law or no law, I'm getting Sonic back here no matter what." said Gwen.
She pulled out her phone and dialed a number before pushing the speaker button on it.
A split screen appeared and Mxyzptlk was still in Sonic's shack when Sonic's phone started ringing.
Mxy noticed it.
"Eh, I'll take it." said Mxy.
He picked up the phone and swiped the accept icon before putting the phone to his ear.
"Sonic the Hedgehog, the Dude with a Tude." Mxy said using Sonic's voice.
Interview Gag
"Yeah, yeah, I can impersonate anyone's voice perfectly." said Mxy.
End Interview Gag
"Make it snappy, I've got appointments to attend to." said Mxy.
"Yeah, hey Sonic, this is Gwen. I'm on speaker phone with lots of friends right now." said Gwen.
"Hey." everyone said.
"And I'm concerned about you're well being right now." said Gwen.
"Don't be, I'm living the best life I can." said Mxy.
"Will you come back to Toon City despite being banished? It's a disaster here." said Duncan.
Mxy did some thinking.
"No." said Mxy.
Duncan is shocked.
"What?" said Duncan.
"I don't think so, I'm actually enjoying banishment." said Mxy.
He made a smoothie appear in his hands before sipping it up.
"I even have access to lots of sweets." said Mxy.
He laughed.
"Well to bad, you're coming back to Toon City either way." said Cat.
"Is that a threat?" said Mxy, "WELL BRING IT ON BITCH!"
Everyone became mad.
"Don't go threatening us just because we didn't come to your defense yesterday." said Lynn, "We were busy."
"Some friends you are. Couldn't even put your plans on hold to help me out." said Mxy, "I'm better off as a loaner."
"You wouldn't know what a loaner is if you were alone." said Dog.
"Well I'm so fucking rich that I can have all the licorice I want." said Mxy.
"I don't care, I'll turn you into a knuckle sandwich." said Knuckles, "Don't know if that was a pun."
"Bring it, I'll kick anyone's ass even if I'm on the losing edge." said Mxy.
"You don't believe in losing." said Tails.
The group kept on talking smack back to back as Amity leaned over to Luz.
"Are they going to keep on talking like gangsters to each other non stop?" said Amity.
"I don't know." said Luz.
"You could toss lots of insults to me, but nothing can phase me. Besides, I'd have preferred my own movie it my beta design was kept." said Mxy.
Everyone was mad before Penny thought of something.
"Wait a minute." Penny said before becoming mad, "Mxyzptlk?"
The magical imp became shocked by what all just happened.
"Uh oh." Mxy said in his regular voice.
He pushed the end call icon before setting Sonic's phone down on a table and disappeared in a puff of smoke as the split screen on his side disappeared.
Gwen ended the call from her phone.
"I don't believe it, that no good magical imp, impersonating Sonic to throw us off, and using his phone no less. That's just low, even for him." said Gwen.
Luz and Amity became confused.
"I'm confused, who is this Mxyzptlk?" said Amity.
"Only the most powerful person we've gone up against. He's an all powerful imp from the fifth dimension, capable of bending reality to his will." said Dog.
"He sounds like he can give Belos a run for his money." said Luz.
"Oh he could, he could. The only way to defeat him is to trick him into saying his name backwards." said Duncan.
Amity thought of something.
"Wait, I just thought of something, what if this Mxyzptlk guy were to team up with Belos?" said Amity.
Cat sighed.
"Somehow, I have a feeling that they already have." said Cat.
With Mxy; he was pacing back and forth and is nervous.
He was then grabbed by the neck by a mysterious hand before being pulled up face to face by someone who turned out to be Emperor Belos.
"Now, explain to me again, how did you end up insulting the very person you were impersonating by making a cruel statement about their movie?" said Belos.
Mxy shivered in fear.
"It's like this your highness, I was talking smack to Sonic's friends, then one thing lead to another, and I wasn't thinking." said Mxy.
He was then tossed into a wall.
"You fool, now that the blue blurs friends know what's going on, it's only a matter of time until they get to him before I can get my hands on that hedgehog's Darkpine ring, use it to restore the doorway to the human world with more power then needed, and prepare the Day of Unity." said Belos.
Mxy was confused.
"With all due research sir what is this Day of Unity anyway?" He asked confused.
"That is for me to know, and you to mind your own fucking business." said Belos.
He groaned.
"And because of your shenanigan, I now have to get some outside help to keep those humans and other friends of that hedgehog off my tail. Fortunately, I know just the person." Belos said before pulling out a miniature magic mirror and dialed a number on it before putting it to his head.
On Earth; Swiss Army was on a rooftop watching a male human walking with a security detail before his right hand turned into a sniper rifle blaster and aimed at the human before firing a round at the man.
The laser hit the man and he fell to the ground dead.
Swiss Army stood up laughing.
"Chalk another one up for team Swiss Army." said Swiss Army.
A ringing sound was heard and the cyborg assassin pulled out his phone and put it to his ear.
"Swiss Army here, I kill people." said Swiss Army.
A split screen appeared and Belos was on the other line.
"Aw yes, is this the Swiss Army, the interdimensional cyborg assassin?" said Belos.
"You know it, you hired me to try and do Eda in once Belos." said Swiss Army.
Belos groaned.
"Still not proud of that failure. Anyways, I seem to have run into a snag with someone called the blue blur being trapped in a fake world, and now some friends of his know what's going on, so I need someone to keep them occupide until I can get my hands on the blue blur's Darkpine ring." said Belos, "I'll be willing to pay you handsomely for your services."
Swiss Army smirked.
"You had me at Blue Blur and pay handsomely." said Swiss Army.
He hung up his phone and chuckled.
"Now you fools are on my radar." said Swiss Army.
He saw through his robotic eye some dots going by before changing into a V shape.
"Oh wait, hang on, that's a flock of geese." said Swiss Army.
He smacked his head a bit.
"Come no, need some readjustments." said Swiss Army.
He removed his robotic eye and started doing some work on it.
But then a laser shot from the robotic eye and hit a goose in a flock of geese.
The goose fell to the ground dead.
The geese became mad and dive bombed Swiss Army attacking him.
"HEY, GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKERS, GO AWAY!" yelled Swiss Army.
The geese started pecking him as he ran off screaming.
He ran by Elliot the Crossing Guard who was laughing and drinking a smoothie.
Interview Gag
"Better that guy then me being assaulted by only one duck." said Elliot.
End Interview Gag
However Elliot was attacked by a duck.
"NOT AGAIN!" yelled Elliot.
