Autumn, Ibby and Daniel are hanging out with Josiah and his family when, suddenly, every single light in the house goes out!
*Tyler comes out of his room*
Tyler: What the hell just happened?!
Josiah: Language, Tyler!
Daniel: *signing to Ibby* Maybe a portal disrupted the electric system!
Josiah: Shhhh! Listen!
*everyone starts hearing voices outside*
Ibby immediately goes to the nearest window just in time to see an animatronic bear talking to two people.
Ibby: Josiah? You need to see this!
Josiah goes to said window and sees an old friend, Martin. He goes outside just in time to watch Martin walk through the portal Daniel mentioned.
Josiah: *breaking the fourth wall* I can't believe what I just saw!
Tyler: *to Josiah* What did you see?
Josiah: *to Tyler* I saw Martin and his girlfriend walk through a portal with…
*Josiah trails off*
Autumn: With who?
Josiah: It's not a matter of who, but what.
Autumn: Oh no, was it Freddy Fazbear?
Josiah: Yes.
*everyone gasps*
Tyler: He's real?!
Josiah: I guess so!
Tyler: Holy crap!
Josiah: Crap's never holy… unless you're Tyler!
*cue the airhorn*
Tyler: Oh, shut up, Josiah!
*5 years later*
Josiah is at the house with Autumn when it starts storming. Josiah looks up and sees some rotation in the clouds!
Josiah: Aw, fudgenuggets!
Autumn: What is it?
Josiah: *silently points up to the clouds* That.
Autumn: *looks up* Holy trinity, Batman! We gotta take shelter.
Josiah: No. What we have to do is call Brandy.
Autumn: Who's Brandy?
Josiah: An old friend of Martin's. He went to her during the storm that devastated Willard and Springfield. He basically saved the entire county!
Autumn: That's cool!
*sirens start going off*
Autumn: Aw, shoot!
Josiah: *looks up, sees how fast the funnel is rotating, then looks right at Autumn* We're not making it out alive. If we die, I want you to know that I love you, Autumn.
Autumn: I love you, too.
*Josiah and Autumn kiss briefly*
Autumn: *breathing heavily* I would kiss you again, but we gotta go.
Josiah: Ok.
*Josiah makes a bar joke while him and Autumn get in the car, something about two priests and a duck, then they drive off for the JK8 studio*
*Meanwhile, we go to Martin and the army of 'Tronics*
Martin: *breaking the fourth wall while looking at his super-secret MONOTONO-3000 that's keeping track of Josiah and Autumn* Uh, oh! That's not good! They're in danger!
Maria: Who's in danger?
Martin: *jumps a fat inch into the air* Holy mother of Mary, Maria! Don't scare me like that! Anyway, my friend Josiah and his girlfriend Autumn are stuck right in the middle of an EF-5 tornado!
Maria: AH! Why did you say that word?
Martin: I said it because-
*Freddy comes up to Martin*
Freddy: SIR! We have a problem, SIR!
Martin: At ease, Freddy. What seems to be the problem?
Freddy: I overheard two of the scout teams talking about Scott Cawthon, sir.
Martin: AH! Why did you say that name? Don't EVER invoke that name again, Fazbear.
Freddy: Sorry, sir. It's just that the mutant blob just now captured them!
Martin: Run that by me again.
*At the enemy camp*
Maria: Tornado? Aw, shoot! I'm afraid of tornadoes!
Martin: You must have lilapsophobia!
Maria: What's lilapsophobia?
Martin: It means you're afraid of tor-
Fredbear: Sir, permission to speak?
Martin: Permission granted, Fredbear. What seems to be the problem?
Fredbear: Well, sir, I keep hearing rumors of members of our army getting brainwashed.
Martin: Tell me more…
Fredbear: Well, sir- *looks past Martin* WATCH OUT!
Martin: *ducks under a mic thrown by Shadow Freddy* What the… *Gets clocked by Shadow Freddy* FRICKIN-FRACK!
*A fight ensues with Martin somehow coming out on top*
Martin: What in the hay? What happened, Shadow Freddy?
Shadow Freddy: I don't know. I was walking with Shadow Chica when I was blinded by a light!
Martin: Tell me more… but before you do, make sure your girlfriend is ok!
Shadow Freddy: Yes, sir!
*Martin gets out his MONOTONO-3000 and prepares to send out a distress signal to Josiah and Autumn*
Martin: I don't know if this will work, but if I somehow get through to them, and he picks up, I'm going to be a happy camper.
Freddy: Ok, good luck, sir!
Martin: Thank you, soldier!
*Meanwhile, we go to Josiah and Autumn waiting for Brandy to invite them in*
Josiah: *breaking the fourth wall while his MONOTONO-3000 buzzes* I'm getting a distress signal. *looks at the screen* OH CRAP! It's Martin! *answers the call* What's wrong?
Martin: *speaking through the phone* Oh thank god! I was worried that it wouldn't work with me being in another dimension. I was-
Josiah: Say that last part again?
Martin: I'm in another dimension.
Josiah: What the what?!
Martin: Yeah. I've kind of got a fundamental problem here.
Josiah: What is it?
Martin: I have an army of animatronics, and I don't know how to lead them worth squat!
Josiah: *hears Brandy call them in* Hold that thought, Martin! I'm in a bit of a pickle here, too.
Martin: Ok, I'll call you later, then.
Josiah: Roger that, General! Over and out.
Martin: Over and out.
(End of Act One: Part Two)