"... a fucking abomination."

"Why would you... God?"

"... wrong with you?"

I opened my little bitty eyes and took my first look at the world.

Ping!

You have awoken!

HP Fully Restored!

That... is OP as FUCK! But who am I to complain. The hell are these scientist looking dudes doing above me? Wait... Is that...

Ping!

A skill has been created!

Observe

LVL: 1

Observe is a skill that gives you the ability to read a limited amount of information about others

Observed!

King Vegeta

LVL:???

Race: Saiyan

Age:???

Power Level: ???

Description: The King of All Saiyans DUH! But seriously though this guy is the King of Planet Vegeta. Don't get on his bad side.

This... This is the young Vegeta, from Canon! But like... If Planet Vegeta hadn't been destroyed... What time period am I in?

Ping!

Quest Alert

When the Fuck Am I?

Find out what time period of Dragon Ball you're in.

Reward: Knowledge of Events Around you, 500 XP

Huh... Ok. Well from the looks of it Vegeta is a child. If this is after Frieza killed King Vegeta then this is about Age 732. But if Planet Vegeta is still here then what the hell happened to Frieza destroying it?

Ping!

Quest Completed!

When the Fuck Am I?

Rewards: Knowledge of Events Around you, 500 XP

500/2000 to Level 2

Cool. So for some reason Frieza didn't destroy Planet Vegeta and I was born in Age 732. So I'm the same age as Goku and Broly. So... What are they gonna do with me?

"This child seems like it can be a great asset to the empire my Lord..."

"Shut up!" The child voice of King Vegeta roared. "I want this abomination off my planet, just like that goddamn anomaly Paragus brought to me."

"Yes my Lord," The scientist said in a sad and resigned tone. "Where would you like me to send him?"

"To that shit hole of a planet we found on the scanners earlier... Earth or something."

"It will be done my Lord."

"Measure his power level before you send him out. And fit him with a scouter and battle armor."

"Yes, my Lord."

They scanned my power level (125), did a blood test, and fitted me with a scouter and armor. Finally, the scientist that I assume revived me, put me in a pod and set the destination. He put his hand on the glass and looked at me with teary eyes.

"I'm sorry... I wish we could've raised you "

My pod took off, sending me on a course to Earth.

My eyes flickered open as my pod landed slowly on the ground. I'd decided to take a nap since there was literally nothing else to do but, apparently I hadn't really gone to sleep. Good to know I had a Wait command on this game. Anywho, I was landing on an oddly familiar island.

Ping!

You have arrived on Earth!

Gravity: Standard Galactic

Atmosphere: Breathable

Huh. Good information. Anyway I'm at FREAKING KAME HOUSE. Maybe Roshi will take me in? That'd be AWESOME.

Turtle waddled forward at the ship.

"Roshi... There's a baby in this thing."

"Eh?! Throw it into the sea."

Instantly I began crying. Like hard bawling. My screams literally shook the island we were on.

"Turtle! Make this baby st... stop..."

"What is it Roshi?"

"This baby... First he's much stronger than any baby I've seen. Second... He holds great potential. Potential that I've never sensed before. I'm gonna train this baby, Turtle. He's gonna be the greatest martial artist this world has ever seen."

I grinned. My plan was most definitely coming together.

Ping!

You have gained a master. He or she can teach you skills you would normally need perks to use.

Roshi began taking care of me. Feeding, changing, teaching me about life. He found the name tag of Kizoku in my pod so he used it and called me by that name. Eventually I learned to talk and walk, then move around on my own. Roshi taught me to fish, cook, hunt, and how to take care of Turtle. Eventually I was caught outside in a full moon and Roshi had to cut off my tail.

After all this, Roshi finally agreed to teach me. By this time, my character sheet looked the same as it did before.

Name: Kizoku

Race: Bio-Saiyan

Age: 12 years old

Level: 1

Stats

S:5

P:10

E:5

C:8

I:10

A:4

L:4

Energy Modification: 5.0

Battles: 1

Health

Strength X Endurance X Level X 20 = HP

5*5*1*20= 500 HP

Energy

Strength X Endurance = Base Energy

5*5=25

Base Energy X Battles = Energy Regen

25*1=25

Energy Regen X Level = Power Level

25*1=25

Power Level X Energy Modification = Total Power

25*5.0=125

Power Level: 25

Full power: 125

Roshi and I hadn't really trained or did anything too strenuous but that was gonna change today! I was about to go through Turtle School training.

"Alright kid. Today we'll begin training." Master Roshi began.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" A random voice yelled out.

"What the... What is it now Turtle?"

"Looks like a little bald boy. He's dressed in monk attire."

Oh! Speaking of attire I was dressed in a white sleeveless shirt and some baby blue pants with a white belt.

I grinned at the boy who was currently aggressively rowing his boat towards me. It was Krillin. He looked exactly the same as he did in canon.

"Guess I'll have to kick this clown off my island," Master Roshi said with a sigh.

"Wait Master," I said immediately. "He could be a really good sparring partner for me."

"Hmmmm. I guess."

"MASTER ROSHI SIR! TURTLE HERMIT AND GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST OF ALL TIME! PLEASE-"

"Fine boy I'll train you."

"YES! THANK YOU SO- Wait... You don't even know my name. Why would you train me?"

"Cuz my son wants a punching bag. Now fall in line and let's begin."

Krillin looked elated and scared at the same time.

Ping!

You have gained access to the Time Skip feature. You may skip to the end of your training or to important moments in the training. You will still gain XP but only for skills and you'll be able to gain stat boosts but you won't level up.

Would you like to skip to a large milestone in your training?

Milestone: Afterimage Technique

Milestone: Kamehameha

Milestone: 21st World Tournament

Which event would you like to skip to?

Hmmmm... will my stats stay the same this whole time?

No. Would you like to see your post Time Skip Character Sheet?

Y/N

Interesting. I clicked no. Can my stats go beyond what's on the post Time Skip Sheet?

It's possible but it will most likely result in injury on your part or someone else's.

Fine, skip to Afterimage Technique.

Simulating...

Krillin and I stood next to each other on the beach again, but I felt much stronger. I pulled up my Character Sheet and...

Name: Kizoku

Race: Bio-Saiyan

Age: 12 years old

Level: 1

Stats

S:6

P:18

E:8

C:15

I:20

A:15

L:10

Energy Modification: 5.0

Battles: 1

Health

Strength X Endurance X Level X 20 = HP

6*8*1*20= 960 HP

Energy

Strength X Endurance = Base Energy

6*8=48

Base Energy X Battles = Energy Regen

48*1=48

Energy Regen X Level = Power Level

48*1=48

Power Level X Energy Modification = Total Power

48*5.0=240

Power Level:48

Full power: 240

Yeah. That was a huge gain in power from the beginning to this point. Almost double actually. Anyway, Master Roshi was standing in front of us as if he was about to give instructions.

"Alright kids, jump forward, then backward, then side to side, over and over again as fast as you can."

We started moving in unison. While moving I looked over at Krillin and used Observe.

Krillin

Level: 1

Age: 13

Race: Human

Power Level:???

Description: A young man who was bullied by the monks at his home, so he came to Kame House for training. He met Kizoku and Roshi and now considers Roshi the father he never had and Kizoku his best friend. He believes that Kizoku has outpaced him but is still holding strong.

Awwww Krillin thinks I'm his best friend. Anyway we continue moving like this until Krillin can't take it anymore.

"Master Roshiiiiiiii why are we jumping around like this?"

""Hmph... If you can touch me I'll tell you."

Krillin stopped and grinned.

"You're on! I'll catch you in no time old man."

Master Roshi laughed his signature laugh.

"Heh heh heh. We'll see. Kizoku watch us."

I stopped moving and stood at the ready to watch them go at it.

Krillin immediately adopted the average Turtle stance, while Roshi stood with his hands behind his back in a very relaxed position.

A small wind brushed over the beach and Master Roshi disappeared.

Both Krillin and I were mystified. I looked around for Roshi but couldn't see him move for the life of me. I also couldn't sense energy yet. Krillin was in the same boat as me but... Maybe...

I closed my eyes in concentration. I listened for footsteps and sniffed the air for Roshi's scent. I heard movement in all directions and his scent was being spread all over the beach. I grimaced and concentrated even harder. Then...

"Got ya!" I said in triumph then moved. I leapt straight forward at Roshi and smacked him on top of his head.

"HEY!" Roshi yelled.

"What?" I said with feinted innocence. "You said to catch you."

"I was talking to Krillin!"

"Woah Kizoku! How'd you catch him? And how'd you disappear like him?"

"I just used my hearing and sense of smell to track him instead of relying on my eyes."

"Good job my boy," Roshi said with pride.

"I'll get it! I swear!" Krillin said with determination in his eyes.

I chuckled and another screen popped up.

Would you like to Time Skip to Milestone: Kamehameha?

Y/N

I tapped yes and a very similar thing happened.

Simulating...

This time I was on the beach by myself, hiding from Master Roshi. There was a huge weight on my back and I realized I had finally graduated to the Turtle Shell. Roshi stood on the surf, right next to the ocean. I heard him draw in a deep breath and cup his hands at his side. I heard a thrum of ki energy as a small blue orb formed between his cupped hands.

Roshi began to speak.

"Kaaaaaaa... Meeeeeee... Haaaaaa... Meeeeeee..."

The energy in his hands reached a maximum and the glow it created lit up the night.

"HAAAAAAAAA"

The blue energy was then pushed outward from his outstretched hands and shot forward in a bright blue beam that parted the waves.

"Woah..." I whispered. "I have GOT to learn that."

Master Roshi went back inside, presumably to sleep, while I went outside of the bushes to try out the technique.

I stood in the same spot as Roshi and tried to tap into my ki energy. I felt the power bubble up and flow through my body.

I cupped my hands and brought them to my side, just like I'd seen Roshi do. I pushed the ki into the cup and grit my teeth.

WARNING!

You are attempting to control too much energy at once. Continuing can cause permeant muscle destruction, rendering your arms useless.

Continue?

Y/N

I continued immediately. I felt the energy getting away from me. My nostrils flared and I smelled Krillin and Master Roshi behind me. I could feel my tentative control over this energy slipping. I squeezed at tightly as I could and thrust both hands forward, screaming the name of the attack as fast as possible.

"KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA!"

Ping!

Skill Created:

Kamehameha: LVL 1

Description:

A blast of blue destruction otherwise known as the Turtle Destruction Wave. This move was created by Master Roshi to be used as an ultimate technique.

I fell onto the beach and groaned in pain. Krillin helped me up and brought me into the house, while Roshi jumped in front of the blast and smacked it upward.

Ping!

Quest Completed

50 Years in 50 seconds

Learn the Kamehameha Technique

Bonus: Perfectly Control the Kamehameha, Failed

Bonus: Perform the Kamehameha in one try, 500 XP

Bonus: Perform the Kamehameha in less than 50 seconds, 500 XP

Reward: 1000 XP, Access to 21st World Tournament

Failure: Muscular deterioration, Possible Death and Game Over

1500 XP

2000/2000 to Level 2

Ping!

Level up Alert!

Level 2

2 Stat Points

1 Feat

5000 XP to Level 3

Input Stat Points?

Y/N

I raised an eyebrow. How the hell did I get that quest? Maybe I made it while in the Time Skip but I couldn't get XP for it so it really didn't matter. But since I'd stayed in this time... YES! Oh wait yes I'd love to put in my stat points in.

Name: Kizoku

Race: Bio-Saiyan

Age: 12 years old

Level: 2

Stats

S:8

P:18

E:8

C:15

I:20

A:15

L:10

Energy Modification: 5.0

Battles: 1

Health

Strength X Endurance X Level X 20 = HP

8*8*2*20= 2560 HP

Energy

Strength X Endurance = Base Energy

8*8=64

Base Energy X Battles = Energy Regen

64*1=64

Energy Regen X Level = Power Level

64*2=128

Power Level X Energy Modification = Total Power

128*5.0=640

Power Level: 128

Full power: 640

Geez! I felt my power skyrocket. I felt like I had infinite strength. I knew for a fact that my power level was higher than most of the things on Earth. Unfortunately I also knew that all those things would fucking curb stomp me because of their superior training and experience. Still... As I drifted off to sleep, I thought about the fact that in 12 short years, I'd grown to be the strongest thing on Earth.

Ping!

You have awoken!

HP Fully Restored!

Again, super freaking broken. I'm most definitely gonna abuse that later on. Master Roshi stood over my bed, observing me as I slept.

"Kid... What's with this sudden increase in power?"

My eyes bucked. How did he...

"I can't sense power but... I have a master who can. He can also teach you to do the same. His name is Korin and he can teach you things I can't. Besides, you've learned all the Turtle School lessons I can teach you."

My eyes softened then I realized I wouldn't be around for the tournament or the Red Ribbon Arc. Hopefully things would go exactly as they had in the anime, this time with Krillin being the hero Goku was meant to be. I was worried about Spike the Devilman and the Devilmite Beam but Roshi was there just in case anything went wrong. Plus Gohan more than likely wasn't dead so who would be the fifth fighter?

Roshi gave me a firm pat on the shoulder.

"Don't worry my boy, Krillin and I will continue our training and we'll handle everything. Don't worry about us."

I nodded at the reassurance. I mean the game wouldn't give me this opportunity if it wasn't worth it right?

"... I'll train under Korin. I'll miss you Master."

"I'll never stop being your master, Kizoku. Now go to Korin Tower. Your first trial is figuring out how to get up it."

"Yes sir. Goodbye Master. Give Krillin my regards."

"Wait!" Roshi said as I stepped away. "I've got a gift for you. NIMBUUUUUUUUS!"

My eyes widened as one of the most useful transportation systems in all of Dragon Ball flew to me.

"Well? Jump on."

I jumped up and landed solidly.

Ping!

You have gained the Flying Nimbus. You also have a Feat Point to spend. Would you like to use it?

Y/N

Oh most definitely.

You have gained new Feat options!

1. Saiyan Pride: When battling on behalf of the entire Saiyan Race, you gain 10 Luck

2. Energy Suppression: You can suppress your energy. Grows easier with practice. Can be learned without Feat if you gain a master.

3. Energy Sense: You can sense other's energy. Grows with Perception. Can be learned by training under a master

4. Ki Control Adept: You can control your ki to a greater degree than the average practitioner

5. What you see is what you'll be: Grants you the ability to mimic other's movements, martial arts style, and actual special moves, but has a 30% chance of failure.

I picked the last one, simply because I was about to train with some of Earth's strongest warriors and I wanted to be able to learn quickly. I was ready to head over to Korin Tower.

"Nimbus... To Korin Tower!"

We took off and I waved to Roshi, who stood on the beach with the peace sign up.

Nimbus took me to the foot of Korin Tower but refused to take me all the way up so I climbed.

By the time I made it to the top, I was hungry. My stomach growled as I pulled myself up onto the floor.

The bipedal cat simply looked down upon my small tired body.

"We have a lot of work to do," he said with a sigh.

The next few months were me playing Korin's little game. With my Turtle Shell still on, I had to try and take the "Sacred Water" from Korin. Because I'd watched the show, I knew that wasn't the real Ultra Divine Water. But I chased him around just for the exercise. I'd already gained five points in Agility and was still feeling a real burn. This goddamn cat was fast.

I'd been pushing my Intelligence, Perception, and Agility to the limit these past few months. I'd gotten to the point to where I couldn't gain anymore stats from this. My Strength and Endurance were also locked because I'd grown used to the Turtle Shell. These were my updated stats, after training to get the normal water.

Name: Kizoku

Race: Bio-Saiyan

Age: 14 years old

Level: 2

Stats

S:8

P:27

E:8

C:15

I:25

A:23

L:10

Energy Modification: 5.0

Battles: 1

Health

Strength X Endurance X Level X 20 = HP

8*8*2*20= 2560 HP

Energy

Strength X Endurance = Base Energy

8*8=64

Base Energy X Battles = Energy Regen

64*1=64

Energy Regen X Level = Power Level

64*2=128

Power Level X Energy Modification = Total Power

128*5.0=640

Power Level:128

Full power:640

I felt really good about my movement speed, reflexes, tracking ability, and my ability to react to stimuli. In actuality, based on my perception, Korin had just been walking around. I knew that he was moving really fast in the grand scheme of things, but it just wasn't that fast to me anymore.

I began to move as fast as I could, circling around Korin and the little area we'd been training in. I made a move at Korin and he stopped my with his cane.

"What the... How'd you do that? I was moving way faster than your eyes could ever perceive."

"You may have been moving fast," Korin said, "but I wasn't using my eyes to find you. I used my senses. I can sense and suppress my own life energy. Would you like me to teach how to do that?"

"Of course! That'll put me over the top. My perception is already great." I said with pride.

"Whatever kid. Just sit in Lotus position and try to feel the ki within your own body."

I did as told and moved my ki around so he could tell I was ready to proceed.

"Good. Now, stretch your ki into every part of your body. From the very tips of your hair to the soles of your feet."

I did as I was told and he moved on.

"Excellent. Now push beyond your body and let the energy flow in a dome as far around you as possible."

Ping!

You have gained a skill!

Energy Sense

LVL: Perception (27)

Description: The ability to sense life energy and distinguish between two other life energies. With higher Perception, comes better usage of this skill.

I grinned. I sensed Korin and two powers above me.

"I can feel it Korin. I can feel two really strong guys above us too."

Korin nodded.

"Those powers are Kami, Guardian of Earth, and Mr. Popo. They are two of the most powerful beings this world has known."

"Woah! Can I train under them?" I asked in wonder. I mean I knew I could but I couldn't let Korin know that.

"Only if they ask for you. With your potential... I'd be surprised if they didn't ask, when you get older at least. But now let's move on to suppression. Push your power into your stomach and make it as small as you possibly can."

I did as was told and the game rewarded me with another skill.

Ping!

You have gained a skill!

Energy Suppression

LVL: MAX

Description: Energy Suppression is an easy way to hide your presence and full power from others. It allows you to elude detection and waste less energy in your movements.

"Good. Now you'll have to learn how to use these two skills while fighting. Come at me."

My eyes widened, but I got into my Turtle Stance. Korin began to move as he had been while keeping the water from me but he may as well have been standing still as I kept up with him perfectly. I moved around with him, making sure that I could continuously sense his energy moving around.

All of a sudden, his energy disappeared. I couldn't sense him and I tried to move around in patterns to find him. I felt a smack on top of my head. Then a punch to my side. Finally, a palm strike to the chest. I staggered around and tried in vain to search for Korin. My eyes snapped wide as I felt him behind me. I dodged the paw as it flew toward me and went on the attack.

I sent punches and kicks at him as fast as I could. Korin blocked, dodged, or parried my blows. I was confused. How was he even seeing me? Then I realized. He was sensing my energy the whole time! I had to suppress myself to catch him off guard.

I rushed forward at him with my fists up. I faked right, sending an afterimage that way while I went left and sent another afterimage forward. I suppressed my energy to the minimum as I moved left and Korin looked to the right afterimage. He swung his cane through it and his eyes widened as he sensed me behind him. At that point it was too late. I smacked him in the back of the head with a grin.

"Hmph," Korin grumbled. "That was a good feint."

I could tell he was pissed and I gave him a shit eating grin to show that I knew. He went on the attack but I dodged the attacks he sent to me with ease. This energy sensing and suppression stuff was truly useful.

"Seems you've just about mastered sensing and suppression. At least to the level I have."

I nodded and stopped moving. It seemed that we'd come to a standstill. I smirked at him and he just looked tired. It had been a long few months. Actually...

"Korin how long have we been training together?"

The cat touched his chin in thought.

"I'd say about a year and some change. Maybe about two."

My eyes went wide. There wasn't much more time until the 22nd World Tournament. And King Piccolo.

"By the way kid, while you were meditating, I got a message from Mr. Popo and he said that he would like to train with you."

"Just Mr. Popo? What about Kami?" I asked inquisitively.

"He's decided that you aren't prepared for his training. Apparently there's something about maturity. I have no clue. Anyway Popo said he wants you for about a year."

"Will I be done by the World Tournament?"

"Probably not. But if you train with Popo it may give Kami the insight into your maturity that he needs to train you. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity kid."

"Fine," I sighed. "I'll train under Mr. Popo."

I ran up the tower to Kami's Lookout. When I landed I saw Mr. Popo, watering his garden.

He looked up at me and waved. He strolled over to me majestically and stopped in front of me.

"Yes... I see what Korin meant about your potential. Show me what you can do. And take off that bothersome Turtle Shell."

Ping!

Quest Alert!

Show Popo what you can do

Objective: Give Popo an exhibition of your abilities.

Bonus:???

Bonus:???

Bonus:???

Reward: 1200 XP, Chance to train under Popo

Accept

Y/N

I selected yes and got into my stance.

"Let's do it Mr. Popo!"

"I'll hold back for you... Only a little."

Ping!

Combat has started!

Mr. Popo - Level 5

800XP

I waited for him to make the first move. His energy disappeared and reappeared in front of me, but I was ready. I dodged the strong hook that was coming at my face and came up with a left to his ribs. He jumped backward and I followed him relentlessly. I threw a few test punches to see how fast his reflexes were. He blocked and deflected my punches and returned with a kick. I blocked it, but barely, and slid backward. Using the momentum from the sliding, I did a few flips and jumps to get some room.

"Alright Popo," I said with a smirk. "You may be fast but can you dodge this?"

I cupped my hands and charged my energy at a rapid pace.

"KAMEHAMEHA!"

The blast, while smaller than normal, was also faster and had much more energy packed into it than normal.

Mr. Popo opened his mouth and swallowed my attack whole.

I sweat dropped.

He stood impassively.

We stared at each other.

"Sooooo..."

SMACK

Popo had gotten behind me and smacked me across the top of my head. I spun around and tried to hit him but he was gone in an instant. I felt much more power than before coming out of him and resolved that he'd grown bored of simply feeling me out.

"Fine... I'll blow this whole Lookout sky high!"

I squatted fully, centering my energy and took a deep breath. The Lookout began to shake as I pushed my power level to it's maximum. The full weight of my power level of 640 was being pushed. I cupped my hands once more and poured the energy into my hands. It glew and pulsated at a level that had never been seen before.

"I like to call this... My Super... KAMEHAMEHA!"

Except, instead of hitting Popo with it, I turned my back to him and shot it in the opposite direction. It pushed me, back first, into Mr. Popo. Popo thrust out his hand to intercept me but I jumped at the last second and did a spin in midair. I planted my right foot and used all the power in my body to send my fist at Popo's face.

I stopped the fist just short of Popo's face and the wind behind him was displaced by the display of power. His eyes crossed at the sight of my fist, which would've hit him directly in his nose. He nodded curtly.

"You could've killed me with that one. I admit defeat."

Ping!

Combat Over!

Gained 800 XP

800/5000 XP to Level 3

Ping!

Quest Completed!

Show Popo what you can do

Objective: Give Popo an exhibition of your abilities.

Bonus: Get Popo to admit defeat 500 XP

Bonus: Force Popo to use his full power 1 Battle

Bonus: Show Mercy to Popo 500 XP and chance to gain Kami's favor

Reward: 1200 XP, Chance to train under Popo

3000/5000 XP to Level 3!

1 Battle

Character Sheet

Name: Kizoku

Race: Bio-Saiyan

Age: 14 years old

Level: 2

Stats

S:8

P:27

E:8

C:15

I:25

A:23

L:10

Energy Modification: 5.0

Battles: 2

Health

Strength X Endurance X Level X 20 = HP

8*8*2*20= 2560 HP

Energy

Strength X Endurance = Base Energy

8*8=64

Base Energy X Battles = Energy Regen

64*2=128

Energy Regen X Level = Power Level

128*2= 256

Power Level X Energy Modification = Total Power

256*5.0= 1280

Power Level:256

Full power:1280

Mr. Popo's eyes widened in shock.

"Incredible. Such a drastic increase in potential power. And you seem just as surprised as me."

I raised an eyebrow.

"You can sense what just happened?"

"Of course. I sensed every last one of your little jumps in power. But this one was actually double what you started at. I sensed the energy bubble up, then I felt it subside."

I sighed. I'd have to explain... Or I could always lie.

"Well ever since I was little, fights where I've had to push to my maximum have allowed me to push beyond my limits. This fight forced me to use every ounce of my skill and as a result, I got the highest gain from this fight."

"Interesting. So, if I were to put you up against an opponent that was at the same level of power as you and had the same growth rate as you... How powerful do you think you could get?"

"I... I have no idea."

"Hmmmmm. Alright. I'll put you in the Pendulum Room. There you can fight through battles that have occured in history. Or battles from your mind. It's a very good way to gain battle experience."

"Alright."

We stepped into the room and I was sent to a game controlled screen.

Welcome to the Training Room!

Please select a Level!

1. They have arrived...

2.?

3.?

4.?

5.?

6.?

I rubbed my chin in thought. They have arrived seems like it could be when Vegeta and Nappa arrived on Earth. I definitely wasn't ready for that but... I'd love to try.

I selected it and appeared in a flash of light, standing next to Gohan and Piccolo.

"Huh?! Who're you?" Gohan asked inquisitively.

I felt him out and he had a power level of about 900, almost cresting into 1000. I raised an eyebrow at the ultra powerful child. I tried Piccolo and I was shocked. He was heavily suppressed but his power was still around 1500. I was mystified. I was really outclassed in this era. Hopefully I wouldn't get beaten by a Saibamen... That'd suck.

I felt the other four showing up as well. Krillin, Tien, Yamcha, and Chiaotzu. Each of them, except for Chiaotzu, had a higher power level than me. And more battle experience. I was seriously out of my league here.

All four of them landed and surveyed me.

Ping!

You have learned a skill

Flight

LVL: MAX

Description: Do you really need one smart ass?

I forgot I didn't even know how to fly! What was I thinking coming here? I was gonna get trounced.

Piccolo grunted at me and gestured for me to come over to him. With my enhanced perception, I heard the other ones asking Gohan who I was, to which he replied, a friend of Goku's.

Piccolo sized me up.

"You're not strong enough to be here. You're almost as green as Gohan. And at least he knows how to use his energy."

I raised an eyebrow. 'Use his energy?' The fuck was that supposed to mean?

"It means that while he fights, he pushes the entirety of his strength through his body."

We all turned at once, in the direction of two immense powers. One of them was like 4 Gohans, while the other was all of us together and then some.

"That power..." Tien muttered.

"Yeah... It's insane." Yamcha whispered in awe.

The Saiyans landed in front of us. Vegeta looked non threatening as fuck while Nappa looked intimidating as shit. The powers I felt from them were the opposite. Vegeta was scaring the dog shit out of me, while Nappa was only mildly disturbing.

Vegeta pressed the button on his scouter and scoffed.

"Tch. These weaklings aren't worth the trouble Nappa. Send out the Saibamen to kill them all."

"Alright. Hopefully at least one or two survive so I can get a good stretch in."

As Nappa planted the Saibamen, I touched Piccolo's shoulder. I transmitted my thoughts through him and he transmitted my thoughts to the others.

As one, we all surged our powers to the maximum. The scouters, for what they were worth, held up for a second. They did, however, blow up in a shower of sparks.

"Everybody spread out and move as fast as possible! They can't sense energy so they'll be relying on their eyes!" Piccolo roared.

I threw a small ki blast onto the ground to kick up a dust cloud and we all began to move. Vegeta was kinda sorta keeping up with us, but only due to his perception. His was actually around mine. Gohan and I were moving at about the same speed which pissed me off to the max. I pushed ki into my body and immediately I felt myself move faster. My body felt stronger and I was moving really, really well. I saw the others around me give me a nod of approval before continuing with their activity.

Nappa started swatting at us and we pelted him with blasts and small attacks. He growled with primal rage at the little bits of pain we were causing him.

"Everybody GET BACK!" I roared.

We all jumped back as Nappa essentially nuked the area we'd just been in.

"Piccolo! Get him with the special beam!"

Piccolo, while in midair, charged and released a special beam cannon. It clipped Nappa's side as he dodged. I sensed his power dip drastically. To the point to where most of us here could kill him.

I moved directly in front of Nappa. His eyes widened as he saw me.

"KAMEHAMEHA!"

Ping!

Combat has started!

Nappa - Level 5

1500 XP

The blast hit Nappa dead in the chest. With the amount of power he still had left, he could've easily killed me. Even in his weakened state he could've killed me because his power was around double my own. As the blast tore through his chest, I poured more energy into it, causing the beam to grow. His body completely disintegrated. I fell onto a knee afterwards, letting go of the blast.

Ping!

Combat Ended!

1500 XP

4500/5000 to Level 3

1 Battle

Would you like to see your updated character sheet?

Y/N

I accepted.

Name: Kizoku

Race: Bio-Saiyan

Age: 14 years old

Level: 2

Stats

S:8

P:27

E:8

C:15

I:25

A:23

L:10

Energy Modification: 5.0

Battles: 3

Health

Strength X Endurance X Level X 20 = HP

8*8*2*20= 2560 HP

Energy

Strength X Endurance = Base Energy

8*8=64

Base Energy X Battles = Energy Regen

64*3=192

Energy Regen X Level = Power Level

192*2= 384

Power Level X Energy Modification = Total Power

384*5.0=1920

Power Level:384

Full power:1920

I felt the sizable increase in power and grinned. It definitely wasn't enough to kill Vegeta. But I'd been teaching myself a move that could help in this situation.

"Krillin! Cut off the bastard's tail!"

"What?!" Vegeta roared incredulously.

I began to charge ki within my palm and Vegeta immediately focused on me. After all I did seem like the biggest threat currently. I couldn't even see him move as he ripped my arm off. With that distraction though, Vegeta was very much open. Piccolo held him, Tien hit him with a beam attack, and Chiaotzu held him with telepathy. Krillin threw a Destructo Disk at the Prince's tail and successfully removed it.

I grit my teeth and surged ki throughout my body. A new arm popped out of the empty socket Vegeta left. All eyes widened, but I was on to the next phase of my plan. I charged the very same ball of energy in my hand once more and threw it into the sky.

"Now!" I roared. "Burst open and mix!"

The ball burst in the atmosphere and created the necessary energy for me. I grinned as I felt the power come over me.

WARNING!

You are transforming into a Great Ape. Due to your biology, you have a very small degree of control. The only thing you can do is choose who will die.

I looked at Vegeta and felt my sanity slowly slip away. All I could see was red as I grew to my full height.

Ping!

You have Awoken!

HP Fully Restored!

Due to extreme strenuous activity and multiple injuries, you have gained a Zenkai Boost. 0.1 Energy Modifier

Combat has Ended!

Vegeta - Level 8

3000 XP

1 Battle

Ping!

Level up Alert!

2 Stat Points

1 Feat Point

1000/7000 to Level 4

Input Stat Points?

Y/N

I tapped yes and dropped both points into Strength.

You have gained access to new Feats! Would you like to get a new Feat?

Y/N

I accepted.

1. Saiyan Pride: When battling on behalf of the entire Saiyan Race, you gain 10 Luck

2. Enhanced Zenkai: Due to your altered genes, your Zenkai Boost grants double the power. 0.2 Energy Modification.

3. Critical Move: You have the ability to instantly kill any enemy you face in one blow. % to work is equal to Luck.

4. Ki Control Adept: You can control your ki to a greater degree than the average practitioner

5. You must Die by My Hand!: Give you 10% of your health back once it reaches 0 and makes you invincible for 10 seconds.

Shit... All of these Feats are good. But the one I really wanted right now was... ENHANCED ZENKAI!!!!!

Would you like to see your updated Character Sheet?

Y/N

I accepted and was dumbfounded by the results.

Name: Kizoku

Race: Bio-Saiyan

Age: 14 years old

Level: 3

Stats

S:10

P:27

E:8

C:15

I:25

A:23

L:10

Energy Modification: 5.1

Battles: 4

Health

Strength X Endurance X Level X 20 = HP

10*8*3*20= 4800 HP

Energy

Strength X Endurance = Base Energy

10*8=80

Base Energy X Battles = Energy Regen

80*4=320

Energy Regen X Level = Power Level

320*3= 960

Power Level X Energy Modification = Total Power

960*5.1=4896

Power Level:960

Full power:4896

This... This shit is ridiculous! How in the fuck was this possible?! I'd come here, just as strong as FUCKING GOHAN! And I was leaving about 5 times stronger than that. Ya know what? Fuck it, I'll take the win.

I'd awoken inside the Pendulum Room, but it looked like some time had passed.

With my power level suppressed to a measly 1280, (which used to be my maximum), I stepped out of the room to find Popo. Instead I found a wizened old Namekian, waiting on me.

"... I'd assume you're Kami?"

"And I'd assume you're suppressing your new power. Show me your true strength."

I pushed my power to the max in an instant. It felt easy. And I felt stronger than I'd ever felt.

Kami, however, was shooketh.

"H...How... How did you get this strong... It should be impossible."

I shrugged and suppressed my power once again. I felt pretty aloof about the whole thing honestly.

"So... How long was I asleep?"

"Long enough for Krillin, Roshi, and Tien to sacrifice their lives trying to kill King Piccolo."

My jaw dropped. That meant I'd spent...

"Two years, you spent in that chamber. Two years of pain. They died recently, by the way. It could've been prevented. It was all your fault."

I felt anger bubble under the surface. My rage built inside of me and threatened to spill out.

"Kami... Where is he?" I said in a deadly calm voice. Kami simply pointed in a single direction. I stretched my senses out that way and felt it. That despicable, vile, energy. That made me angrier. It made my rage grow. I pushed my power down as small as I could and moved.

I made it to him in record time. I stepped out with my powers suppressed as much as possible. Feeling out his energy, his power level was about 260. This would be worse than child's play.

Meanwhile, Piccolo was scoffing at me. He must've thought I was just a normal kid. How horribly mistaken he was.

At that moment, I caught sight of the bodies.

"... Master... Krillin... Tien..."

"Hm? Oh them! Yes of course. They were in my way. So I stomped them out."

"Stomped them out? STOMPED THEM OUT?!"

I felt my power growing but I clamped down on it once I hit 2600. It wanted to keep going but I had to stop myself. I didn't want to kill him just yet.

Piccolo had sensed me, however, and true fear was plastered across his face.

"What... What are you?"

"I...am your worst nightmare."

The cameras had appeared. The same cameras that had captured Goku and King Piccolo's fight, had appeared once more. This was what I was waiting for.

I moved. And Piccolo didn't even react. When he finally saw me, under his guard, he tried to strike. It was like watching someone move in slow motion. He was outclassed and outmatched. And yet... I didn't want to drag this crap on for long.

I dodged the strike and backhanded Piccolo in the chest with the full weight of my 2600. His chest exploded in a shower of purple blood and gore. He hadn't even seen me move. Neither had the cameras. I flicked the blood onto Piccolo's face and watched as he laid Piccolo Jr. I vaporized the last of his body then turned my attention to the egg.

Hmmmmmm... This is a hard decision. Destroy a subject of future annoyance, or keep him and turn him into a valuable ally. I could turn him much faster than they did in canon. It wouldn't be that hard. But I wanted to get even stronger... And he wouldn't be a useful training partner for a very long time. Dilemmas dilemmas.

Wait! I've got it. I picked up the egg and flew off to the Lookout.

When I landed, both Kami and Popo stood at the top, as if waiting for me.

I tossed the egg to Popo, who caught it with ease.

"So this is how it's gonna go. You're going to fix the Dragon Balls. I'm going to find the Dragon Balls and make my wish. While I do that, you'll take care of this child. Flow good energy into the egg. When it gets ready to hatch, you'll throw it away as far as possible. Then I'll come back and train under you two some more. Is that good to you two?"

They nodded in unison, knowing I didn't want to hear their words. I jumped off the Lookout and searched for... Got her! I flew in that direction posthaste because I knew I had to catch her.

Bulma was in the main iteration of the Capsule Corporation building. I stepped in and two security guards tried to stop me. I gently moved them and they got off with only a few broken bones. I kicked down the door to Bulma's lab and said in my most pleasant voice,

"Hello! My name is Kizoku and we need to talk."

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