Spongebob and Shrek 2
Author's note: IT'S NOT A CRIME TO DEMOLISH ALL THE RULES IT'S NOT A CRIME WHEN THE WALLS ARE BROUGHT DOWN IT'S JUST A PARADOX
Squidward finally had enough time staring into space after being deeply disturbed by the events as of late. He walked into his living room and shrieked out in terror and disgust. Spongebob and Shrek were naked and having violent intercourse on his living room floor biting each other's shoulders and moaning.
"GET OUT!" He screeched at the top of his lungs. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND STAY OUT AND AWAY FROM ME! FOR LIFE!"
"So we discovered Shrek is a power bottom." Giggled Spongebob.
"Ay, yah so I don't crush Spongy, but even underneath me he's durable."
"NO! DON'T TELL ME ANY OF THIS! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!" He fell on his knees sobbing. "Leave now, please." He was having such an awful day. His job was taken, these horrible freaks keep breaking into his house to do nasty things in his house, he was having another episode of anxiety and depression.
As soon as the two left the house, he slammed the door and locked it then he boarded up all the windows and pulled out a shotgun.
He heard giggling and quickly cocked the gun in terror. "Was it them?" He thought as he carefully tiptoed around his own house.
In the bathroom, he heard crashing and commotion. He opened it and shrieked out in terror randomly shooting at everything. It was Spongebob and Shrek having a bath together. "LEAVE! LEAVE!" shouted the distressed squid. He was going to set the bathtub on fire after they go. Then he decided to just fling the entire bathtub out his house and board up his window.
He no longer had a bathtub to sob in. "Fuck." He thought as he caught his breath walking over to his armchair. "God, those assholes stress me out so much."
Suddenly he heard thuds at his window. "Oh god… no." He peeked out to find Shrek slamming his filthy naked nipples against the glass smearing mud and other bodily fluids.
Squidward screamed so loud.