No Man's Land

Chapter 2

I woke up and blinked sleep from my eyes. I was still half-asleep and it was still somewhat dark in the room as I looked around blearily. I saw on the bedside table, the alarm clock red 6:21am. Closing my eyes, I prepared to drift back to sleep, and I rolled over onto my other side. And it was then I realised that I wasn't alone in the bedroom. Laying on her side, naked as the day she was born, was Felicia Hardy AKA the Black Cat. My eyes almost popped out of my skull as I looked at the naked fictional woman beside me and it was then I realised that I was naked too.

So, what I had initially thought was a dream was very much real. "Right, that happened," I mumbled to myself as I rolled over and sat up, swinging my legs off of the bed and setting my feet down on the carpeted floor. I slowly stood up as quietly as I could so as not to disturb the woman sleeping in the bed. I found my underwear and trousers and put them on. After putting them on and lacing up the front of the pants, I then started to search around for a bathroom that would hopefully have a mirror so that I could see if I had my original face or the other guy's.

I left the bedroom and after a quick search, I found the bathroom which had a mirror. To be honest, I was kinda nervous to look in the mirror; would I have reverted to my original face and body, or would I still be in my new one? I braced myself for the worst and I looked in the mirror and saw that I still possessed my new face and body. I examined my new features in the mirror.

Normally I am a not vain person, but I had to admit that my new face and body looked good. I looked young in the mirror; if I had to guess, my new body's age was somewhere around 18 or 19 years old. I had a slim athletic build with pale skin, silver almost platinum blonde hair on top of my head and my new eyes were a deep purple colour. I almost looked like I belonged on the front cover of a teen girl magazine or in a K-Pop Boyband.

I touched my new face with my hand and felt smooth flesh beneath my fingertips. Running my fingers over my jaw, I felt only the tiniest bristles of a beard beginning to grow. Sighing to myself, I rubbed sleep from eyes and looked over at the shower bay which seemed to invite me in to wash away my thoughts. Deciding to take a shower, I shucked off my trousers and underwear before stepping into the shower and flicked on the taps. Almost immediately, hot water began to pour out of the shower head like a deluge of rain and steam began to fill the room. Standing beneath the shower of cascading water, I sighed in relief; if there was one thing that I always did when I woke up in the morning, it was to have a shower. It was one routine I would always adhere to and if I did not have a shower in the morning after I woke up, I wouldn't function properly.

I found a bottle of shampoo and figured my new hair could do with a wash and scrub. Pouring a dollop of shampoo into my palm, I then began to scrub the follicles of my hair, turning it into a thick sudsy mess. After scrubbing my shampoo filled hair, I let the water wash it away down the drain. I barely heard the door to the bathroom open and I turned around to see the shower bay door swing open and saw Felicia standing there with a smile on her lips.

"G'morning, handsome," the Black Cat purred out. I stood there staring at her like a stunned mullet as my brain went lizard mode and I barely registered the flow of blood to my head rush down southwards to my other head.

"Mind if I join you?" And without even waiting for my reply, not that I could, given how stunned I was, Felicia stepped into the shower and pressed herself against me, her full ripe breasts squashing up against my slim toned chest. Felicia had removed her mask so that her identity was bare to me, not that I didn't know her identity already, and the hot water began to soak her body.

"Aah, nothing like a hot shower in the morning, huh?" Felicia said to me conversationally. "Personally, I prefer long, hot baths, but I suppose we have to save water," she added. I nodded dumbly in response as Felicia found a bar of soap and began to rub it against her nude body. I watched as the bar of soap in Black Cat's hands ran across all the front of her body, starting from her neck, down to her large breasts, her slim, flat and toned tummy to her deliciously thick thighs. I finally pulled my face away to look up at Felicia's face and was met with an amused playful smile on her lips and her knowing eyes.

Christ, I was bad at this. I would have thought that after losing my V Card to a gorgeous woman like Felicia Hardy, fictional or not, would have made me more attuned and desensitised to the female form. Evidently not, apparently.

Felicia then placed the bar of soap in my hand and pulled said hand around to her back and she whispered to me, "Wanna get my back?"

I silently began to scrub the bar of soap up and down Felicia's back and I could feel my dick throb painfully with need. Felicia bit her lip which made her look cute and sexy at the same time and she wrapped her arms around my neck, pulling me in closer to her and I could feel and hear her little pants of pleasure in my ear before she sensually nibbled on my earlobe and rubbed her breasts on my chest. I gave a moan of my own and it took all my willpower to not cum right then and there. I scrubbed the bar of soap all over Felicia's back going down to her round buttocks, lovingly rubbing the soap into each moon before giving a generous squeeze of them with my fingers. Felicia gave a little yelp and said, "Easy there, stud. Don't wanna get me off too quick."

"Sorry," I mumbled out before I tensed up and moaned as I felt Felicia take my dick into her hands and started to smooth it up and down in her grasp. I panted for breath as Felicia stroked my cock in her hands. By now, the soap on Felicia's body had turned sudsy and she was rubbing her sudsy body against mine, much to the delight of my manhood which was leaking pre-cum, although with all the water from the showerhead, it was hard to tell. And as though by some instinct, I moved my hand down around to Felicia's front and began to palm her womanhood, rubbing and probing my fingers against the labia. Felicia threw her head back and gave a throaty moan and I then launched myself at her neck and started kissing and licking it with my tongue. Felicia began stroking my dick faster and not to be outdone, I pushed two of my fingers into her cunt, curling them into a 'come here' motion. Felicia then pulled me into a deep kiss as we touched and pleasured each other.

My manhood was bloodily hot and aching for release and Felicia didn't seem that much better off as she grinded against my hand, desperately seeking her own release. Thrusting my tongue into Felicia's mouth, I kissed her deeply and she thrust her own tongue into my mouth, our tongues wrestling for control. I then pushed another finger into Felicia's cunt, pumping them in and out as fast as I could. Felicia stroked me even hard and faster.

"Felicia! I'm… I'm gonna…" I said through my pants as my heart thundered in my chest.

"I know, I want you to!" Felicia replied to me. "I'm gonna cum too!" she said and sure enough, she tensed up and gave a loud keening moan as her inner walls clamped around my fingers and I could feel her womanly juices gush around my digits and mingle with the water. I tensed and gave a groan as my own release hit me and cum shot out the tip of my cock and splashed against Felicia's body, hitting the underside of her breasts. The water washed away my seed from Felicia's body and my legs felt like jelly after my release. Felicia gave a laugh as she peppered my face with kisses.

"Now that's a way to wake yourself up in the morning, huh?" she said to me. I didn't say anything in response, I just kissed her back, trying to remain on my feet. Felicia then flicked the water off and stepped out of the shower, pulling me with her. We each grabbed a towel that hung on the nearby rack and dried ourselves off. Felicia seemed to take longer to dry herself off and she made it a point to dry her breasts and ass more slowly. Once we were both dry, Felicia put her towel on the rack whilst I wrapped mine around my waist.

"Now, I could do with some breakfast," Felicia then said briskly. "Let's go see what's in the fridge," she added thoughtfully as she sauntered out still naked. I blushed as I watched her buttocks sway as she walked out of the bathroom.

"What have you gotten yourself into?" I asked myself as I searched for my trousers and underwear and slipped them on. I headed back into the bedroom I had slept in last night and found the rest of the clothes I had worn and I even belted on the sword that came with them.

After slipping on my boots, I headed into the kitchen where I found Felicia, still buck naked, standing at the kitchen stovetop and it was then I smelt a delicious smell of something frying in a pan on the stove. If I had to guess from the smell, Felicia was cooking bacon and eggs and I felt my stomach rumble and I realised just how hungry I was. And my libido gave an even bigger growl as my eyes watched as Felicia's backside swayed back and forth in almost hypnotic motions.

I was fixated on Felicia's ass, I then heard her cough to get my attention and my eyes snapped up to meet Felicia's which had a cool amused look in them.

"You hungry?" A wicked sinful smile on Felicia's lips as the question issued from her full lips.

Hell yea, I was hungry. Freaking starving. And not just for bacon and eggs. I nodded silently at the cat thief who giggled and said to me, "Take a seat. I'll be done in a few minutes."

I sat at the dining table, facing away from Felicia, something which my libido roared in displeasure at, and waited. After about ten or so minutes, a plate of bacon and eggs was placed in front of me.

"Bon appetite, stud," Felicia whispered in my ear before pressing a swift kiss to my cheek. I tried not to shiver at the sound of her low sultry voice in my ear and the feeling of her lips pressing against my skin and I proceeded to eat the bacon and eggs with a gusto, if only to avoid thinking about the other meal my libido wanted to feast on.

Felicia sat opposite me and ate her own bacon and eggs at a more dainty pace. "So, tell me about yourself," she said to me as she ate a forkful of bacon and eggs.

I ate another mouthful of bacon and eggs; the grease and egg yolk smearing my chin as I chewed before swallowing and answered Felicia's question. "I… I… don't remember much," I said guardedly. "I was on my way to art class and I was crossing a street and then…" My mind was filled with the sound of a truck horn blaring and a blinding white light.

"Oh, you're an artist?" Felicia asked me, interest in her voice. "What kind of art do you do?"

"Not very good ones," I said. "I'm just an amateur. There are others in my class much better than me," I added.

"Do you have any artwork to show me?" Felicia asked hopefully.

"No," I replied. "And I don't even truly look like this," I said despairingly. "I looked much different than before I found myself here," he added.

"Really? What did you look like?" Felicia asked.

"Slightly under average height, pudgy, glasses. Someone you wouldn't look twice at, much less sleep with," I said dryly.

"Do you always have such a low opinion of yourself?" Felicia asked, amusement in her voice.

"I find it best to have a low opinion of myself, to be honest," I said to her. "Helps me not develop a sense of arrogance or pride," I added.

Felicia hummed in response before saying, "Well, seems like you look much better than how you described yourself."

"Maybe, but I don't even know why I ended up here, and in a different body for that matter," I stated. "I can tell something has happened to this world and from what I saw, it's only women out there, some of them being fictional characters," I then said. "What happened to this world and why am I here?"

"Well, it wasn't always like this," Felicia replied. "The universes were separate from each other, until one the universes merged together and then came a great conflict where all the men were killed leaving only women behind," she explained.

"Why did the universes merge? What caused it?"

"That's something everyone has been wanting to know, but the last remaining scientists haven't been able to figure out. And seeing as you're the only guy left in the world, they'll wanna study you."

"And you're debating whether to take me to them and get yourself a finder's fee?" I glared at the cat thief heatedly.

"Hmm, the thought crossed my mind last night and I could hold you for ransom," Felicia replied with an amused grin. "But, that'd get me thrown in the clink," she then said with a grimace. "And any second now, whatever law enforcement agencies now being staffed and run by women will be searching for you, trying to secure you for themselves under the pretence of security reasons."

"Oh, goody, politics!" I made a sour face at what Felicia just said.

"Yeah, I'm just a thief, I have zero interest in politics, unless it involves me ripping politicians off," Felicia said.

"Then I suppose I'd best be on my way?" I suggested.

"Maybe, but maybe I could help you out?" Felicia offered. "I could help you lay low until you feel ready to come out of hiding?"

I shook my head. "I don't think that would work," I said to her. "You'd probably get a life sentence for something obstructing the law or hiding me away from the world, or even be accused of kidnap."

"Yeah, it was just a thought," Felicia replied as she ate another forkful of bacon and eggs.

I sighed to myself and continued to eat the rest of my breakfast. As I nearly finished the last bite, a voice speaking through a megaphone interrupted me and Felicia.

"Black Cat! We know you have the man! Surrender him now, and you'll be treated fairly! You have ten minutes!"

"Shit! They're here!" Felicia cursed as she dropped her knife and fork and sprinted out of the room, presumably to dress herself. I dropped my fork and wiped my mouth clean with the sleeve of my shirt. Felicia came stumbling back in a moment later, dressing herself in her Black Cat outfit and putting on her mask.

"What do I do?" I asked her, my voice cracking with nervousness and I wrung my hands nervously.

"I can stall them," Felicia replied. "You just focus on getting out of here!" she told me.

"But I-" Felicia swiftly kissed me full on the mouth. After pulling away, Felicia looked me dead in the eye and said, "Go. Get outta here. I'll be just fine."

I stared at Felicia dumbfounded for a long moment before I stumbled away out of the apartment and I followed the passage out, going past the doors and I then entered another apartment where I found a fire-escape. I climbed out the window onto the fire-escape and began to climb down the ladder, dropping down into the alleyway. I then began to sprint my way out of the alleyway, hoping no-one had spotted me.

I ran through the maze of alleyways, trying to find somewhere where I could hide and wait for Felicia to find me. I soon found an empty building where I tore open the door and slammed it shut behind me. I panted for breath, realising that I had been running for quite some time. I leaned back against the aged door and slid down and sat on the floor, pulling my legs in close to me and tried to steady my erratic breathing.

After my breathing and my heartrate slowed down to more normal levels, I stretched out my legs across the floor.

"What have you gotten yourself into?" I asked myself.

Just then the ceiling burst open and floating down onto the floor were four women who I recognised easily.

Princess Diana of Themyscira AKA Wonder Woman. Karen Starr AKA Power Girl. Carol Danvers AKA Captain Marvel. And lastly, Jennifer Walters AKA She-Hulk.

I stared at them and they stared right back at me.

And then I said one sentence.

"Oh, fuck me."

TO BE CONTINUED…

A/N: There! Second chapter of this done and dusted! I hope you all liked it. Not much to say, so I'll just leave this here and I'll see you all in the next one.