(to the tune of "Meetings" by Mercedes Lackey/Golden Bough)
She sings to empty forest as she follows day by day
On the track of an epic journey or perhaps it's just a quest.
Through forests and over mountains as she mutters, "Sodding sod."
For if she breaks bardic tenants then her dreams will fade like mist.
He hunts through Humie filled lands with a troop of proven Orcs
Seeking vengeance on the fighter who has slaughtered entire towns
When they set out they were many but now they are just three
For they got into a battle with a sword and a zombie.
*Not a zombie!*
When she lost the path to follow and when he lost that fateful fight
She walked among the carnage to find out what went down
He stopped his friends from killing her when he learned she was a Bard
They told her such a story and then he told her the truth.
So they parted ways soon after and he forgot to give his name
When he thought she was in danger of fire or sacrifice
He took off on her trail not even knowing what to say
And in the City of the Dead they met again and came away.
Silver Tom could see the spark there and he took her book away
Without magic translate Wren and Rilk still tried to say
All the things they felt and wanted but frustration cause them pain
And though he looked back and she looked back the timing was not the same.
In a small town by the mountains their paths did cross again
She sang upon a stage for the first time in sodden years
He heard her through a window and he couldn't stay away
Then between the crew and Glorian everything went off the tracks.
She put him in a dress and she snuck him out of town
Together to the Oracle they traveled there she heard
That Glorian would kill him so she left him in magic sleep
So please throw funds at season 4 because this can't be how it ends.