A/N: Thank you Luna Lovegood 3 and SpaceJesus17 for your support on this!
"I told you this was a bad idea," Obi-Wan grumbled as he and Ahsoka hauled her master out of his ship.
"Are you kidding me? It went perfectly!" Ahsoka exclaimed indignantly. She had come up with a prank to lure Anakin into the 'hole or something' and it had turned out amazing, thank you very much. The funniest part to Ahsoka was that Anakin knew that she would have been able to use the force to jump out of a hole.
"Oh, hi Obi-Wan! I'm married!" Anakin said.
"WHAT?!" Ahsoka yelled, dropping Anakin. "Tell… Me… EVERYTHING!"
"Padme's awesome," Anakin mumbled.
"I LOVE THIS LIFE!" Ahsoka squealed.
"I'm gonna get a pet rancor," Anakin continued.
"Not a good idea," Obi-Wan responded.
"But that would be so cool!" Ahsoka said, jumping up and down.
Obi-Wan looked at her with exasperation. "Did you have coffee, Ahsoka? I told you to NEVER DRINK COFFEE!" Obi-Wan yelled. "WHERE DID YOU GET IT?"
"I stole yours," Ahsoka said, trying to sound innocent.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Obi-Wan moaned.
"Did somebody say coffee?" Anakin asked, jumping to his feet immediately.
"Well, we seemed to have cured his dizziness," Ahsoka observed.
"Ahsoka, what are you doing? I thought you were stuck in a hole or something," Anakin complained.
"Ahsoka wanted to play a prank on you and lure you here so you would fall into a hole," Obi-Wan explained.
"Hey!" Ahsoka exclaimed.
"Ahsoka! Ok, how should I punish you…" Anakin said.
"Wait, no, I'm sorry!" Ahsoka said instantly.
"Master, do you think maybe I should have Ahsoka stay in this hole for a week?" Anakin asked, turning to Obi-Wan.
"Oh, no. I think you'd better make that two weeks," Obi-Wan suggested.
"Hmm… Good idea!" Anakin agreed. "Ok, Ahsoka. In you go."
"Wait let's talk about- AAAHH!" Ahsoka was cut off as Anakin force pushed her into the hole.
"Don't worry, we'll still make sure you get enough food and water," Anakin called down to her.
Ahsoka glared up at him and attempted to use the force to jump back up, but Anakin used the force to push her back down. "Oh, no. You're not coming up here any time soon. And I am NOT getting you any coffee while you are down there."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ahsoka wailed.
"Oh, and you know how you said you wanted a pet rancor?" Anakin called. "Here you go!" Anakin said as he chucked a baby rancor into the pit with his Padawan.
Ahsoka let out an undignified screech as the rancor landed at her feet. "Don't worry, it's only a baby. It might scratch a little, but if the worst happens, you'll only end up with one less arm and then we'll be twins!" Anakin shouted encouragingly.
"Die in a hole!" Ahsoka yelled back.
"Out of the two of us, I think you're the one who's most likely to do that at the moment," Anakin pointed out.
"Ugh!" Ahsoka sat down on the wing of Anakin's starfighter with her arms crossed grumpily, but after only a few moments, showed her soft side as the baby rancor leaped into her lap and started licking her face.
"Hey! Stop that!" Ahsoka laughed.
"Doing great, Snips!" Anakin called down to her, making Ahsoka grumpy all over again.
"Can you please shorten the time I have to be down here to ten minutes?" Ahsoka begged.
"Well, I'm not going to shorten the time length… but maybe I can lengthen it," Anakin offered.
"Don't you dare!" Ahsoka yelled.
Before Anakin could respond, Ahsoka heard Obi-Wan grumble, "this tastes nothing like what it's supposed to!"
"What's wrong, master?" Anakin asked, walking away from the edge of the hole.
"I tried to make more coffee for myself but it tastes disgusting," Obi-Wan whined.
"Here, give me that," Ahsoka heard Anakin say. A few moments later there was a very undignified screech that sounded like it came from Obi-Wan, but Ahsoka couldn't be sure.
Ahsoka was about to ask what was going on up there when Anakin came hurtling over the side of the hole and landed right at Ahsoka's feet.
"Ha! Now we're both trapped down here. Maybe we can just talk about things like… your wife," Ahsoka suggested, trying to hold back her laughter and look innocent.
"WHO TOLD YOU I HAD A WIFE?!" Anakin asked.
"You," Ahsoka said simply. "Why did you fall down here anyway?" Ahsoka asked, tactfully changing the subject.
"I spilled coffee on Obi-Wan and he pushed me down," Anakin mumbled in embarrassment.
Ahsoka burst into laughter, her legs giving way beneath her as she rolled on the ground.
Anakin rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, very funny. I'm going to go."
"No, you're not!" Obi-Wan called back down. "I used a serum thingy to take away your force powers for a month, the amount of time you'll spend in this hole with your Padawan. And believe me, spending time with your Padawan is the absolute worst," Obi-Wan informed Anakin.
"Wait, I have to spend a month down here? When Ahsoka only gets two weeks? It's not fair!" Anakin wailed.
"Wait, Anakin doesn't have the force for a month? This is an opportunity I can't pass up," Ahsoka said evilly.
"I'm going to kill you," Anakin muttered to both his master and his Padawan.
"I'm very curious how you'll manage to do that when I have the force and you don't," Ahsoka commented.
"I hate you."
"I know."