R
6:48 pm
Wednesday
Video - Phone - Create a Group - Settings
R:
Hey, Sirius
R:
Yeah, that's right
R:
I. Know. You.
R:
Um, are you here? Cos if you aren't then it isn't very dramatic
R:
Soooo ...
R:
OK I'm guessing U R ignoring me cos I. Know. Yoooou.
7 pm
R:
HELLOOOOOOO?!
"Oh, it's nothing, Mrs Pot-" Sirius began to say as his phone beeped for the millionth time.
"But what if someone's in trouble? Or going to die?" her eyes widened with worry. "Give me that phone!"
"M-u-m!" James complained.
"Yes, Jamsie-poo?"
"Jamsie-poo?! That's going on Instagram ASAP!"
"Mum," he hissed, "stop! You're embarrassing me! Padfoot NO! Don't!"
Mrs Potter giggled, "I know, dear, oh I know!"
"So you're doing this on purpose? No fair!"
"No, Jamsie, it's 'not fair'."
"NO FAIR!"
"NOT! You shall not be allowed to have a phone if you use that," she shuddered, "slang."
Sirius nodded, "Yes, I agree, after all slang is so unhip, as you slang monsters say these days."
"It would be 'totes emosh' if I wasn't allowed to use my 'rad' phone," James pouts.
"Siri-bear is right! No phone!"
"Aw, thanks Mrs P. Siri-bear is the cutest name!"
"Really, dear, call me Mum."
R
8:21 pm
Wednesday
Video - Phone - Create a Group - Settings
R:
So, are you here now?
R:
Siri-bear?
You:
Hey, how'd you know my nickname?
R:
LOL I was only joking-
R:
Hey you're back!
You:
Uh huh, I was having a formal dinner
R:
Oh
You:
It was boring as ****
You:
Damn this thing
You:
I bet Galaxy doesn't have a censer option
R:
Actually it does
R:
But hot-boy knew that right?
You:
Yep
You:
Hot boy knew it like he knows he's hot ;)
R:
I-
R:
What do I say?
You:
That you'll give me your picture, baby
R:
That is super inappropriate
You:
But you said that to me when you first texted me
R:
Really? Oh God I must have been drunk! Oh dear
R:
NO I'M A PERFECT STUDENT OH NOOOO
You:
Really? Why aren't you studying?
R:
BC I don't have a test 2morrrow
R:
See this is my schedule
R:
[Picture received]
You:
Not to stress you but- It says there is mock A-levels tomorrow
R:
OH NOOOO HELP ME
You:
I'd come over to study buuut-
R:
No, I need you
R:
Do like a video call or something
R:
Actually don't I'm at work
You:
They just let you text at work?!
R:
Yeah
R:
It's a coffee shop and not many people come here
You:
Do you live in London?
R:
Yeah ...
R:
OH NO I TOLD U WHERE I LIVE
You:
Meh, I'm Siri-bear, remember, your friend.
R:
F- friend?
R:
I've never had a friend
R:
Apart from Lily Evans but she only liked me because we both are really smart
You:
Lily? James only talks about her
R:
James? Lily keeps saying how much she loathes him
You:
Really?
R:
Yes but I could see in her eyes that she rather likes him!
You:
Remmy, I didn't know you were a gossiper
R:
I gossip?
R:
I never gossip
R:
I'm head boy!
You:
God I'm friends with a swot!
R:
A hot swot ;)
You:
It's cheesy when I do it but its disturbing when you do
You:
So you live in London?
You:
Erm gotta go
R:
Why? Did I say something?
You:
N- no I need to erm pee bye
R:
Why are you sharing your bowel movements with me? XD
Sirius quickly opened google on his laptop. After a few minutes of furious typing, he had found what he wanted. Remus Lupin, this is for you, he drank a bottle of vodka and threw up, maybe not like actually for you but yeah. For you.
Me, Soap, again! I just got a ton of emails about people supporting me and I can't even- Thank you so much! I honestly can't say how much this means to me (so maybe you'll leave some reviews XD)
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