Chapter two
There she was. Nu's cousin. Dark skin. Green eyes and red afro hair. Busty. Feisty and angry too. But she was not alone.
"BITCH I'M HERE." "Hello. My name is Neji.", the Hyuga tried to be polite but she slapped him on the shoulder and grinned:" No need to be polite sir. Arui Uzumaki by the way. NU WHERE ARE YOU BITCH?"
"WHORE"
"FUCKING WEEB. STILL DOING SHONEN SHIT."
" RIGHT BACK AT YA HENTAI FREAK!"
Nu emerged from her kitchen walking towards her cousin before hugging her:
" Miss you as well my frenemy. Giving up on Hentai anime?" The afro girl snored:" Never. HENTAI IS A GIFT." Then Arui turned her head:" I brought along my soon to be blind husband and an old geezer with amnesia who likes my stuff. You don't mind?"
Nu moved her head:'' Na. This guy is my soon to be husband too. He's a Shinobie. Also I am pregnant with his baby." Karui looked at her as if she had a tail growing from he head:'' You too? Damn." As if a light switch went one Nu curse:" Ah damn. I knew it! You only come to me when you fucked up! Does your studio know? Also introduce me to the unlucky guy. Come in have some warm tea and snack."
Neji almost got a heart attack. Behind Karui emerged a white haired grinning old man and a black haired man with glasses.
Quickly he activated his Byakugan and jumped towards Itachi. He growled:" You should be dead. How are you alive. Jiraiya-sama. Stay back."
The old man looked confused:" You also know me? Itachi was right! I am famous. But I lost my memories…"
The Hyuga, thinking the worst, glared at the Uchiha:" Did you use your sharingan on him?"
The onyx eyed man sighed going into a basic battle stance:" I swear I did not. I am almost blind mind you. Yes. Sasuke did kill me and I got reanimated during the war but instead of dying I somehow live. I don't know why but it seems like I am fully back alive. Kami know why. Karui found me and nurtured me back to health. Jiraiya-sama was longer at her care than me though. She found him half dead with Amnesia a year ago drowning in the sea. We call him Jiro for protection. I mean he fought the former leader of Akatsuki. I am supremely surprised that he's even alive.``
Not letting his guard down, Neji checked his heart beat. It was not beating fast so he was saying the truth. He looked up to the chakra pathways to the eyes. They were damaged." Trust me. Only a skilled medic like Lady Tsunade could fix me and Jiraiya-sama. But getting over the border and these two pregnant and with three weakened Shinobi would be suicidal."
The Hyuga, not relaxing his stands, scoffed:" Listen I am not letting my guard down. If you try to do something I kill you alright? I don't care that you are Itachi Uchiha the black flame prince. Uchiha! Listen well! This is only a temporary truce. After this I drag you to Konoha for the crimes you have committed. Is that clear?" Slowly deactivating his bloodline he turned to the Saninn:" Sir Jiraya-sama. I am happy and grateful that you are alive. Your student Naruto missed you dearly. You trained him quite well. I hope he is still alive…"
The old man moved his head:" Who is Naruto?" Neji sighed. Great. Just fucking fantastic danm great.
The Hyuga stared at the bickering girls:" HOW THE HELL? HENTAI IS SHIT!" " IT Is GOLDEN!" Glaring at each other both went back to their drawing tablet. Twitching his eyebrow Neji slammed his card onto the table :" Got you two." Jiraya-sama groaned:" I want to watch more of that hentai. Itachi you too?" The ex-nukenin coughed:" I do not like that sort of animation. I rather stay loyal to my lover."
" Aww come on. Be a bit nasty. There is so many fun things you can do with sex. You can do grou- OUCH why the fuck did you stop me?" Arui got hit by a pale skinned angry Nu:" Continue this sentence and I kill you."
Its fucking 7 and they could not stop fighting. As he knew from Naruto's story, Jiraiya-sama was indeed a pervert. Even though he had lost his memories he loved anything perverted. His vision of a Nobel Sanin man broke quickly. He should have believed Naruto. Itachi seemed amused at the two bickering while he was the only other saint in that house. Gosh he wanted to rip his hair out and scream.
He looked down. Itachi got better cards. He cursed.
The former Akatsuki member chuckled:'' Perhaps a rematch?" Neji nodded as he watched the Uchiha shuffle the cards:" So if I want to get to Konoha I would wait till they got their babies. The problem is how do we get them moving? Arui said their were from a Shinobie clan am I right?" Neji nodded as he took his card:'' Nu can jump from tree to tree but not for long." " Arui too but she's lazy. Jiraya-sama is naturally doing it." The old man perked up:" Am I really a dangerous feared Shinobie? Can I now watch this hentai? I like that stuff."
Itachi groaned:" He has his reflexes but he with no memories can get a bit of dead weight. We need to teach him the basics like chakra control. It will take us at least 3 months to get to Konoha in the condition we are boat to the Elemental Continent comes only every 5 months. Then there are like 12 other borders to Konoha. You have your passport and Jiraiya-sama too. But me and these two-" he pointed at the madly scribbling animators:" Can't just walk in. You need to go to Konoha first and fetch someone to vouch for us so we even get a pass from the embassy. That means we need 5 people vouching for us. Can you do that?"
Neji smiled:" I dunno but finally I need to move or I go crazy. But what about you? " Itachi pointed at the three other adults:" I keep watch. I doubt anyone would find out but in case someone gets wind of us alive and that there possibly two babies on the why with two bloodlines I think it's safe to say. Plus Jiraya-sama practically like a harmless academy student or low Genin.``
The old man looked up:" What is a Genin? A hentai?"
Neji suppressed a scream while Itachi laughed and explained the Shinobi ranking system to the listening man.
Hiashi was not a fool but neither was he as young as he was. After following Konohamaru he managed to get a bit of an understanding of this 'Internet' and Anime. He was so proud to see a video of Neji but the problem was how he would find him? Konohamaru said that the creator of this Animation is a well known Artist who uses Alias. They live secluded from Shinobi villages and she was a civilian. How could a civilian know anything about the Hyuga Hyuga taijutsu?
Stretching his now reshaped body he slammed his backpack and sunglasses on. He will find him. Somehow.
Not noticing the quite blond ninja who followed him with curiosity and worry.
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Neji learned a few things the past 5 months. Itachi was an enigma. He was very calm and innocent looking and never looked evil. It made no sense? The man who killed his own clan heartless seems so innocent it was scary. What made him wonder was what Itachi could possibly see in that perverted cousin of his wife. Arui was the complete opposite of the Itachi spectrum. She was easy to read. Often made perverted jokes. Drew hentai. Drew a tantrum and lost her temper just as quickly as Tsunade minnus the destructive power and drew this cursed hentai.
(To the delight of Jiraiya-sama mind you )
Sometimes she lashed out at the innocent smiling Itachi for being too 'basic'. Nu and him had this perfect balance. Like yin yang balance. Itachi and Arui do not fit like that. It's like fire and oil but it's like they match somehow. But he noticed that here and there Itachi's gaze would soften into a loving gaze. His eyes are always looking at Arui with such love.
Neji knew that look and feeling. He looks at Nu like that sometimes. He pondered
How can an Ex-S-Class nukenin be so loving? Arui seemed to not show affection as normal humans do but Itachi seemed to care for her. Silently. He noticed how sometimes Itachi would touch her shoulder or hands in such bearing manners. It seemed like she was some sort of calming drug. The scariest nukenin was giving affection.
Pouting he walked over to Nu placing his head on her now round belly. He was way better! Ignoring the perverted giggles of Jiraiya-sama and Arui, he listens to the now heartbeat of his child. Only 4 months to go.
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Neji knew how to give childbirth at home. It was one of the first things you learned as a Hyuga or anyone who was a Shinobie.
First and foremost the Byakugan was easy to steal from babies and such childbirth was done at home. The problem lies with Nu and Arui.
They have been sick. They both fought outside the snowy green over some ' Isekai plot' and caught a fever. What Neji did not expect was Itachi to act like a mother hen.
The scariest man ever could cook?!
Neji long ago lost his sanity trying to understand this group of people. All he cared about was his family. Moving his sleeves up he opened Nu's legs who laughed very sickly. Thank Kami they had a tube. Looking over he saw Itachi doing the same in the opposite directions. While Jiraya-sama was eyeing everything with giggles. The old man's attention was half by the birth session and half was stuck inside a hentai Manga. Itachi and him both gave up long ago to pry it from him. Especially when Arui said to let him. She made that hentai and she was proud someone loved her work.
Not long and the house was filled with long cries of young new babies. " Itari. That her name.", sniffed the sick Arui. Shifting his gaze to Nu he suggested:" Hino?" Nodding Nu tiredly slammed into the hot red water. They were parents. Young. But hey.
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The coughs of Itari concerned every adult. Even Jiraiya-sama. Day and night just that sickly baby cough. Luckily Hino and the wives were quickly back up but Itari seemed like her fever was serious. Neji sighed:" I bring her to a doctor. Itachi can you use some strong Genjutsu to hide my eyes? Please. The Main island has much more skilled doctors. Nu only knows how to heal but she is not a doctor. I still dislike you but I swear she won't get harmed. If you go out there with me we would bring each other rin danger."
The Uchihas frowning face looked up and he helped his daughter:" If she gets harmed only a tiny bit. If you fail I-" " I know. Trust me. I won't fail."
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It was a bit warmer in the evening. Strapping a chakra enhanced blanket around the slimmer baby and held her in her hands as he dashed into the cold wind. Shielding both of then with the longest mantle he could find, he jumped from tree to tree and ran over the waters to the main Island. Quickly.
Hiashi sighed. It's been a year. No sign no clues. He took a sip from his tea and looked outside the window as he saw a man running on the water come towards the island. He narrowed his eyes. Activating his eyes bloodline behind his sunglasses he almost shocked on his tea. Looking past the strong illusion mask he saw Neji.
Quickly slamming his palm against the chest he whispered:" Neji…"
Behind him was a blond man who locked bewildered at his words. A few tables back were a few more shinobies also shocked.
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Neji slammed open the cafeteria inn not noticing the shocked two people:" DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE A DOCTOR NAMED HIRU IS? I NEED QUICK ASSISTANCE! " most people looked at each other.
" He went with the Oka family to the side island."
" Wasn't he on vacation?"
" Wa? Was he not going to the Continent of Tu?"
Neji cursed but got stopped by an odd feeling. Jumping back he went into his fighting stands but stopped. An old man stood up and walked towards him and grabbed the child:" She has some lung deformities. We need a medical ninja. This is no ordinary birth disease. " A chair moved:" I can help. Wait."
A woman with brown hair and brown eyes eyed the baby. With her glowing green hands she touched the red faced Itari. Not long after that, the baby started to breathe steady and fall into a small sleep. It worked. Neji almost teared:'' I owe you. May I ask more of your assistance. I have a friend who has a heavy eye injury and likewise my wife and some other people have some injuries too. I beg you to please follow me?"
The old man stopped him:" Wait Neji. You are coming with need to talk-" Quickly in the blink of an eye, Neji spun and slammed him with a gentle fist bit got blocked by a counter fist. Knocking off the sun glasses and that revealed him:" Hiashi-sama."
The brown haired woman sighed before a loud buff was heard and she growled:'' HIASHI! BRAT get off him. Neji is still injured and in no condition to move. I can feel that his chakra pathways a still wonky.."
When Neji moved his head he fainted almost. It was Tsuande. He thanked any god out there for this miracle . Then a few more loud buffs were heard:" What a drag. You were alive. All this time. How are you?"
The Hyuga relaxed:" I am fine Nara but my wife."
A blond haired guy jumped up:" WIFE DATTEBYO? NEJI WHAT HOW? I THOUGHT YOU DIED. YOU DIED IN MY ARMS?" Everyone in the Cafeteria jumped back in fear as a strong scary montage energy surged.
The blind quickly got stopped by Shikamaru:'' Great. Calm down. Neji where the injured are. Sasuke can teleport us-" " Stop. I must warn you. Sasuke, your brother is among them and he's also a father. I Know you killed him and he is somehow alive but he is a father now. You see that baby is his child. I know you what to kill but please Sasuke hold down you grudge for now." Neji halted Shikamaru. The one armed shinobies stepped forward in shock as he stretched out his remaining arm and touch the baby:" What is… what is her Name?" " Itari."
Sasuke started to laugh:" Only he can come up with a lame name."
Itachi frowned. It was midnight then suddenly he felt a strong energy flowing next to him, a portal? He put himself into a fighting stance. Ready to kill anything that would come out but was stopped when an arm came out. It was Neji. He relaxed but quickly jumped when he saw one arm blacked haired man holding his baby followed by other unlocked people.
"Neji your back? Hino is already missing- HOW THE HELL DID YOU BRING SO MANY PEOPLE? YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT?" A red haired woman handed over a baby to Neji. Chaos ensued. Like the biggest ever.
It took half an hour and he took the children to the giggle Jiraiya-sama to calm down the huge group. He felt a headache growing. Sasuke was standing calm while Naruto and Hiashi were picking on Neji. Tsuande and Shizunne quickly went to work on their mothers and babies and on Jiraiya. Konohamaru was annoying him and Shino about how much he wanted to become Hokage. It was annoying. He laughed. Kinda adorable. The best part was Naruto bullying ten Neji for being a 'pervert' and ' you could have come home first dattebayo'.
He looked up and saw Sasuke's concerned face. 3 years ago Sasuke killed him. Now oddly he stood there calm. His little brother knew the truth now. It wa awkward." Itachi Uhiha let me see." Tsunade made him close his eyes. After a while she sighed:" I can't heal him properly. It is only a temporary first aid. We need to get him to Konha FAST!" Neji butted in:" But the problem is he is a missing ninja and he does notch have a permit." Sasuke glared at him:" A hero like him as his right to go home and get properly healed." The Hyuga wa taken aback but got cut by Jiraya:'' So do I know these people?"
" Eroseninn."
" Jira-baka."
The guy got bone crushed. Giggling he smiled:" I do not know who they are but getting two nice titts into my face-"
He got promptly propelled outside with a punch."
********Timeskip?**
" What a drag. This is awkward." Hiashi was cooing Hino in his arms while Naruto geely awaits his turn to hold Hino. Sasuke held Itari with such weary and happiest. Neji and Itachi were currently operated with the help of the Shino and two medical ninjas.
Nu and Arui were confused on how to deal with this situation. Naruto and Sasuke had declared themself the godfather of their children and the best shinobies in the whole earth. Shikamaru only explained a bit of what the war was like and Konohamaru told them about a white haired new Hokage.
Both women had no idea how they turned the world upside down.