Author Note: I couldn't help myself, I had to come back to this universe hehe. It wouldn't leave my brain. Enjoy more fluff and kid stuff.

Summary: It seems Sasuke is as dramatic as Naruto

Kakashi's morning was ruined when the door of his office was blown open. He had to take a moment to make sure the air wasn't actually crackling with electricity and that it was just Sasuke's foul mood.

He cheerfully greeted the brunette, "Ah Sasuke." The Uchiha looked frazzled, dark hair in disarray, and eyebrows pulled into a deep frown.

"Where is he?"

The Hokage tried to diffuse the situation a bit with good ol' humor, "No good morning? I'm doing well thanks for – "

"He left me a note telling me he was visiting you. He's – "

A quivering voice sounded from somewhere in the room and interrupted Sasuke's rant, "Where's mommy?"

Kakashi made out the little shadows standing behind the Uchiha, covered under their father's cloak.

"You brought Menma and Akio?"

Sasuke gritted his teeth, "As if I'd leave them alone in this village. Where is he?"

Kakashi sighed, "He's on a mission."

The Uchiha snapped, "He's what?!"

Kakashi raised his hands, "He took a mission but don't – "

"He's eight months pregnant!"

"Naruto insisted that – "

The Uchiha clenched his fist, "I don't give a fuck what he said."

Kakashi wondered for the thousand and second time how Naruto put up with the overprotectiveness.

Sasuke slammed his hand on the desk and snarled, "Do not give Naruto any more missions. He's pregnant and I refuse to let this village take more away from me."

"You need to trust – "

"I trust him not this ridiculous system. We recently moved here, don't make me regret giving this village another chance."

Kakashi nodded and before Sasuke turned to leave he spoke, "I'll be sure to not give him D-rank missions that have him gathering berries."

He felt immense pleasure in the way Sasuke paused and blinked.

Then blinked again. "He's – gathering berries?"

"Yep. One of the farmers needed help harvesting her fruits."

"I see."

Sasuke felt a tug in his pants and he glanced down, seeing Menma's shining eyes questioning him while Akio looked on the verge of tears. They were still getting used to being away from Naruto for a few hours. From the moment they were each born, they were attached to their parents.

"He'll be back later." He ruffled Menma's dark hair and the toddler broke into a small smile. Akio still didn't look convinced but nodded nonetheless. He may look identical to Naruto, but his personality was far from similar. He was timid, gentle, and disliked strangers. And currently, all of Konoha fell under the strangers category.

They made their way back home, still hidden under the cloak. They'd been back only a few months, but the children's appearance had been the gossip in the village.

The boys had been born during their time traveling after the war. When he'd been too restless to stay, when he was so suffocated being around all those people, Naruto had decided they needed to go travel. He'd already been thinking of going away, taking time and atoning in his own way. He'd been floored when Naruto had suggested it first, that he wanted them to go. They left in the night and the rest followed.

Menma was born first and then Akio a year later. They weren't used to being in a large village, seeing so many people and being constantly stared at.

Naruto's friends had learned that the hard way when they tried to talk to them and insist they play with their kids. Which they didn't. Akio refused to talk to anyone else and while Menma was more outgoing, he refused to leave his brother's side and play with other kids.

As they walked to the cabin in the Uchiha compound, they ran into Sakura, whose eyes widened at seeing the Uchiha.

"Sasuke-kun." She breathlessly greeted him, and he felt dread grow in his stomach as she blushed.

"Sakura."

"Do you – " She noticed the two little pair of feet standing beside him and she tensely smiled, "I see."

She walked forward and squatted, trying to persuade the boys to come out. Sasuke held back a scoff. His kids were not easy to persuade. Naruto still had trouble trying to convince Akio to eat ramen and that Menma didn't need more than two bubble baths a day.

"Hi there, it's Sakura, don't be shy."

Sasuke didn't particularly hate her, she was smart and a very good medic, but he wished that she would completely move on. He'd never shown her interest, never gave her any indication that she was anything more than a teammate, but it seemed she was still working through it.

When she didn't get any response from them, she stood back up and held the same tense smile, "Where are you going?"

"Home."

"Oh." She looked like she wanted to say more but held it back. There was nothing to be said. He and Naruto had sat down with her and told her everything. He'd seen the hurt look on her eyes at the knowledge that they were together, married, and had two kids with a third on the way.

She hadn't spoken to Naruto and the blonde had been sad for a bit. But Sasuke had comforted him, reminding him that they were honest and didn't owe her anything more.

He turned to continue the walk back home when he paused. "You – should visit Karin. She was asking about you."

Sakura perked up, "Really?"

He nodded and let out a sigh of relief when he saw her grin, "I'll go."

He was starting to feel jittery but was trying not to worry. He scooped the dinner on the kid's bowls and poured himself another coffee. He refused to go to sleep without Naruto by his side.

As the kids ate, he worried his lip as he glanced at the clock. It was already past eight, where was he.

In their pajamas, the boys were freshly bathed and he was about to head to their room to tuck them in when the blonde walked through the door. He looked tired and his clothes were smeared with dirt and smudges of what he figured were berries.

Naruto held a sheepish grin and ran his hand on the back of his head, "Hi. Don't be mad."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow and the blonde continued. "I know. But Hana is an old lady and she needed help. It was just harvesting fruits!"

He walked forward and rubbed the blonde's stomach, "I know." He kissed Naruto's forehead. "They're waiting for me to tuck them in."

They walked into the boy's bedroom and both of them let out a gasp at seeing their mom come through the door.

"Mommy!" Akio brightly smiled and held out his hands urging Naruto for a hug while Menma hopped on Akio's bed. Sasuke tidied up the room and gave a quick glance out the window. His urge to check their surroundings ever-present.

"My sweet boy." He held Akio against his chest the best he could with his swollen stomach.

Menma pouted and poked his own chest, "What about me?"

Naruto grinned, "You're my rowdy boy." He laughed at Menma's puffed cheeks then pressed a kiss on his cheek. A small blush spread through Menma's face, he loved when he got kisses from his parents.

He played with Akio's fluffy blonde locks, "What did you guys do today?"

Sasuke sat down beside the bed and played with Menma's feet clothed in the footie pajamas, "We trained." The toddler tried to take away his foot when he saw the intent in his dad's dark eyes that he was going to be tickled.

Naruto beamed, "Oh really? That sounds fun!"

Menma nodded with a wide grin while Akio frowned, "I see your fwend mommy."

Naruto swooned internally at Akio's frown, it looked identical to Sasuke's, "Which one?"

Menma played with the calloused palm of Naruto's hand, "Umm her face goes red when she sees daddy."

The blonde pretended to munch on Menma's fingers, "Ah you ran into Sakura? Were you nice?"

Akio glanced at Sasuke, "I no talk." Sasuke leaned against the wall, a proud smug smile plastered on his face.

"Why not?" Naruto looked between Akio and Sasuke's proud smile suspiciously.

Akio shrugged, "I no like girls looking daddy."

Naruto held back another chuckle, "Oh really? Why?"

"Cus daddy ours."

Naruto and Sasuke's eyes met and the blonde hummed in amusement, "He is ours."

Akio rubbed his small hand on Naruto's stomach, "Sister okay?"

"She's excited to hear you."

Akio's eyes widened, "Really?"

Naruto nodded and moved the toddler's hand to the side, a swift kick followed, "See."

Akio kissed his stomach, "Hi baby. Is Akio."

Sasuke and Menma sat back, watching the way Akio lit up when talking to Naruto and his unborn sister. Out of the two, he'd taken the move the hardest and Menma went out of his way to make sure his brother was okay.

Yet Sasuke didn't want him to feel like he had to be an adult and take on more responsibility that he didn't need.

He picked up the stuffed frog from the toy bin and handed it to him, "You're a really good brother Menma."

Menma turned to look at Sasuke with wide eyes, "Really?"

Sasuke nodded, "You are. But you don't have to do it alone."

Menma huffed and crossed his arms, "I know. I like it."

That drew a deep laugh from Sasuke, Menma's expression was identical to Naruto's when he was arguing. "Alright, time for bed."

"Mommy you no leave?" Akio looked on the verge of tears again.

Naruto cupped his cheeks and gazed into his eyes, "Nope. I promise." The promise appeased Akio and they wiggled under the covers, ready to sleep.

Later, while Naruto turned off the lights, Sasuke started a bath for them. He added all the oils that the blonde loved and slid in, waiting for Naruto to find him.

Naruto walked into the bath, seeing Sasuke's nude form in the water.

Sasuke trailed his eyes over Naruto's body as he peeled off his clothes, exposing his golden skin. The smooth muscular chest, the thick muscular thighs, and plump ass. Pregnancy made Naruto so damn attractive.

Naruto slid into the bath and between Sasuke's legs, "Hmm you smell so good."

The brunette hummed as he gently massaged shampoo on Naruto's scalp, "Tired?"

Naruto nodded, "Who would've known gathering berries was so tiring."

He melted into Sasuke's touch as he massaged between his shoulders, "You're also very pregnant."

"I know bastard. No more missions while this pregnant."

"I'll hold you to it."

"Yeah yeah. Massage my feet later?"

Sasuke kissed his neck, "Sure."

The gesture woke Naruto a little more as he felt goosebumps break out on his skin. Throughout his entire pregnancy, with both kids, Sasuke was insatiable. Wanting to constantly be in him or within touching distance. He'd joked that Sasuke probably had a pregnancy kink with the constant hard-on he had. The brunette had snorted in return and mumbled a, "Duh. You're carrying my children."

Seeing Sasuke so attracted to him made him want the brunette even more than usual. One of the nurses in the tiny village where Menma was born had told him that his libido might decrease the further along he got but that definitely didn't happen.

They climbed into bed, Naruto wearing his favorite pajamas that consisted of boxers and a t-shirt he stole from Sasuke. He'd taken to wearing Sasuke's clothes, insisting that they were more comfortable than his. As if he'd admit that he just loved smelling Sasuke's scent on them. He placed a foot on Sasuke's lap when the brunette nudged him, and he let out a deep groan when he felt the first massaging pressure.

Sasuke had to admit that massaging Naruto's body did something to his own. Hearing all the relaxing groans and seeing the way Naruto stretched on the bed reminded him of when they were doing other things.

When he was done massaging both feet he trailed up, massaging his calves and thighs, one by one. By then Naruto was definitely turned on and he pulled Sasuke forward diving straight for his mouth.

Sasuke knew Naruto was tired, he wasn't thinking that they would be doing anything more than just making out, but the next thing he knew he was on his back with Naruto languidly riding him. They weren't in a hurry, just basking in the pleasure.

He couldn't help but stare at Naruto in awe. This was his husband. The person who gifted him his children. Who gave him another chance at life. Who was so relentless in showing Sasuke that he deserved more than just a life of guilt. Guilt for the pain he'd caused. The people he'd hurt during his travels. The lives he had taken during his path of revenge. Naruto held his heart in his hands and the blonde always treated him with endless love.

He would spend the rest of his life happily making up for everything Naruto had given him. The blonde had told him time and time again Sasuke didn't owe him anything. He just wanted Sasuke to be happy.

Which he definitely was, especially with the pleasure he felt with it at the moment. Naruto was looking at him with so much adoration and love and desire. It was so overwhelming.

He might hate being in this village, but he knew that Naruto and their children would make it a home again. He had faith in that.

3 kids in

The three Uchiha children watched their dad pace around the house, holding a cup of tea that probably went cold. He was frazzled, dark hair in disarray, and eyebrows pulled into a deep frown.

Menma couldn't hide his amusement even if he tried, "He's as dramatic as mom." He handed the next dish for Akemi to dry.

She snorted, "It's like a competition."

Sasuke looked out the window for the hundredth time, watching as the sun started to set. What possessed Naruto to take a mission at eight months pregnant again? It's like he wanted Sasuke to have a damn heart attack. Was the moron trying to get him to be a single father?

Akio handed his father another cup of tea, steaming hot, and took the other one. "It's okay dad."

The boy's calm demeanor always seemed to soothe Sasuke's nerves.

"I'm just worried because – "

"Because he's pregnant." Both Menma and Akemi chimed together with twin eye rolls.

"He said he wouldn't go on a mission again." Sasuke mumbled to himself as he trailed into the bedroom, returning with a faded burnt orange t-shirt."

Akemi and Menma shared a look. Menma asked with dread, "Watcha got there dad?"

Sasuke snarled, "His favorite shirt."

Akemi held her hands up, trying to placate him, "Put the shirt down dad."

"No." He looked seconds away from setting it on fire.

Akio gently held his dad's wrist, "Mom would be sad you set it on fire."

Sasuke debated for a long time as the kids watched in anticipation. He let out a sigh and handed the shirt over to Akio. His precious gentle son.

Menma whispered to Akemi, "Jeez he's so overprotective."

"You think?"

Akio joined his siblings and whispered, "Do you think he knows mom is on a D-rank mission?"

Akemi folded the shirt, "I think he stopped listening after a mission."

They watched as Sasuke moved to stand in front of the shelves holding numerous pictures. He started mumbling to himself as he stared at a picture of Naruto.

Menma massaged his temples, "Oh no he's started talking to the picture."

Thankfully Naruto walked through the door, clenching his side and trying to grin through a pained frown. Sasuke whirled around, ready to bitch Naruto out when he saw the blonde's pale face.

He ran to the blonde, "What's wrong?"

"Babies are coming."

"Menma remind me later to bitch at him about taking a mission."

Menma mumbled, "I definitely won't." He went to grab a jacket as Akemi got their delivery bag.

"I was helping feed kittens!" Naruto groaned in between breaths.

Akio kissed his mom's cheek, "I'll go let Tsunade know."

As they exited the house Akemi let out a sigh, "He's never going to let this go."

Menma mimicked Sasuke's voice, "Dobe! Don't go out for milk, remember that one time blah blah blah."

5 kids in

The Uchiha kids had decided that it would be a nice treat to take their mom to a nice restaurant and Sasuke had actually wholeheartedly agreed.

He was currently regretting that decision.

They were enjoying a nice meal when one of the employees from the Hokage building decided that he needed to tell Naruto how much he cherished him. By holding his hand for a few seconds longer (2 seconds, he was counting) than necessary. And then he placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder. He was giving the blonde googly eyes while Sasuke fumed with gritted teeth and a snarl. Naruto was as oblivious as always, excitedly talking to him in return.

Akio whispered over to Akemi, "Do you think that guy is noticing dad's stare?"

Akemi snickered, "Nah he's too entranced with mom."

Menma returned from taking the twins to the restroom and joined in, "What's going on? Dad looks like he's ready to Amaterasu that guy and get mom pregnant at the same time."

Akio fixed their baby sister's braid, smoothing out the unruly dark hair, "That guy is flirting with mom."

Menma rolled his eyes, "And mom is oblivious?"

"Yep."

They swiftly left the restaurant after Sasuke threw a couple of bills on the table. Akemi picked up their baby sister while Menma picked up her twin brother.

They saw their dad hold Naruto tight against his body and heard him say, "Dobe don't talk to people."

Naruto gave him an amused smile, "You're such a jealous bastard."

Sasuke huffed, "You married this jealous bastard."

"Exactly, so why are you jealous."

"His handshake lasted longer than appropriate and looked like he wanted to devour you."

Akemi watched them continue with their bickering, "Think we're going to get another sibling?"

Menma grinned, "Yeah no doubt."

Akio smiled warmly, "Dad's funny."

Akemi rolled her dark eyes, "Hilarious."

"Remember when we asked dad why he wanted mom to have so many kids and he said so we could help do chores."

Akemi laughed, "We're going to have lots of siblings."

Akio looked at their parents fondly, "I think they just love each other so much."

Menma playfully gobbled on the baby boy's cheek, "It's kind of funny seeing dad terrify people but he's such a wuss for mom." The baby boy giggled and tried to do the same to Menma.

"And us." Akemi grinned and bounced their sister on her hip, making the girl giggle with joy.

"Yeah because we have to protect you."

Akemi smugly replied, "So you're a wuss for us too?"

Menma sputtered, "No!"

But yet Menma knew it was true. He was the oldest and he cherished having siblings. He really did hope to get many more.

When they first moved back, Menma remembered being stared at by the village a lot. It made him feel uncomfortable, having so many people look at him with wide eyes. When he went to the playground, other kids waved him and Akio over, but he refused to leave his mom's side. He didn't trust people in this strange village. He remembers hearing about it, from his bedtime stories, but seeing it was strange.

People came up to his mom and cheerfully greeted him, telling him how much they missed him, but he didn't fail to notice the wary looks headed towards his dad. He understood, even as a toddler, that his dad wasn't liked by them. It took a few years for his dad to finally tell him why.

He was proud to be an Uchiha, and he firmly said so when he enrolled in the school. He stuck with Akio, refusing to leave his side, and even when they offered to let him graduate early, because there wasn't much more for them to teach him, his parents had already taught him a lot, he rejected the idea. He wasn't in a hurry to become a shinobi. He wasn't even sure it was something he wanted to do. Akio definitely didn't. He went just because his mom suggested it. But it didn't mean that he wanted to become a shinobi. He was okay with knowing how to defend himself, their parents never failed to teach them how to harness their power.

They watched as their dad suddenly pulled their mom forward and deeply kissed him in the middle of the street. It seemed they forgot they were all there and only pulled away when the youngest twin yelled a "daddy mwah!"

Sasuke fought back a blush. He knew the kids weren't strangers to their PDA at home but not in public.

Naruto laughed and held out his arms as Akemi placed the baby girl in his arms. The baby girl played with Naruto's puffed-out cheeks, deep blue eyes wrinkling with delight.

Akemi walked forward and nudged her dad. Sasuke turned and cocked his head slightly, silently asking her what she needed. "Since I know we're probably going to get a sibling because you're jealous, can I name it?"

Not many things made Sasuke sputter. Well – in the past. Now with 5 kids, he found himself sputtering often. "What?"

Menma joined in, "We know you're already scheming a plan." The baby boy in his arms munched on his own fingers, dark hair as wild as Menma and Naruto's. He looked seconds from falling asleep as his dark blue eyes blinked slowly.

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched, he wanted to argue but his damn kids knew him too damn well. His shoulders dropped in defeat, "Fine but don't tell him."

"As long as we can name it." Akemi singsonged.

Even with his master plan in mind, his kids still managed to one-up him. The great Uchiha was just another old man, as Menma and Akemi reminded him often. He wasn't even old!

Sasuke placed a hand on Akio's shoulder, "Are you going to blackmail me too?" His lips twitched.

Akio shook his head, "No. I like seeing how much you love mom."

Sasuke felt his heart soften and he whispered, "This is why you're my favorite."

Akio quietly chuckled and Sasuke fondly reminisced at Akio's personality, like he always did. It reminded him so much of Itachi. He was a humble kind soul. He rarely raised his voice and kept calm at all times. He liked to keep to himself around others outside of his family and was ridiculously intelligent and skilled. He was the fastest learner with shinobi techniques and yet he didn't care about being a shinobi.

Menma was just like Naruto, outspoken and brave. Rowdy too, as Naruto fondly reminded him, with his unruly dark hair and large sapphire eyes. He worked hard in everything he did yet he wasn't as unpredictable as Naruto. He liked to strategize his moves, making him Naruto's partner in crime when it came to pranks.

Akemi reminded him of his mother, as she was the spitting image of her with her dark hair and dark eyes. She was caring and loved doting on them. According to Kurama she had Kushina's temper. She wasn't as gentle as Akio but she always reminded them to take breaks and to take care of themselves. Yet he'd also seen her beat someone up for daring to speak ill of the Uchiha. She was kind of scary.

Sasuke turned his gaze to the twins, wondering how they would be as they got older. It was still too early to tell and there were many more children he wanted to convince Naruto to have.

Menma turned to grin at him, "Keep up old man!"

Maybe the twins and the future kids would less troublesome. He could only hope.

Author Note: Can I even write a one-shot without wanting to add more?