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Chapter 2

The Decision

"We have to fuck each other's mothers!"

"You don't have to say it twice, I heard you the first time!" exclaim Izuku, push Katsuki away to put some space between them, "Give a guy some time to digest what you just stuff down his throat."

Rubbing the back of his neck, Katsuki mumbled, "Don't take too long, we don't have much time left."

Clutching his head, Izuku responded, "I know, I know it's just… jeez Kacchan you couldn't think of another solution!? This was the only way we have left!? There's nothing else we can settle on?"

"With the recent villain attacks shutting most stores and roads, we've run out of options. It's either giving them half-ass gifts or someone to give their asses the pipe."

"DON'T SAY THAT LINE EVER!" shouted Izuku, feeling like he might vomit. He smartly started leading them further off into the forest area of the park so they could speak with fewer citizens passing by, "Seriously that's still my mom you're talking about, have some restrain! That's what makes this so hard, it's not like I don't want them happy, it's the method we're using to do it."

"I already agreed it's outlandish. Issue is that they're both in a deep stump and we need to power lift them out, last-minute roses and chocolate won't do!"

"Can we check?"

"It'll be too late and even then it'll be redundant. You're forgetting the role of our mothers as parents dipshit! Do you really think they'll honestly tell us if we're doing enough to pull them out of their funk after we got them commodities? Of course not! They'll just accept them and smile for us so we won't feel bad. What next then!? What'll happen when they get to bed that night, where they're alone, or the next morning when the depth of their situation hits hard when there's nothing next to them?" explained Katsuki, never before have Izuku seen the blond talk so reasonably.

Stunned, Izuku wondered about what he could say but he was left voiceless. All the power in the world, all these connections, all this experience, yet he didn't have a viable answer about how he could give a satisfying present to his own mother.

The blond took another step forward before stating, "We have three goals. First, give them an awesome gift they'll enjoy. Second, make sure that gift is something that'll leave them smiling when they go to sleep. Three, that happiness gotta last till the morning. At this stage, the only way we can achieve this is by bedding our moms."

"... ARGH! Why does it have to be sex!? Can't we just cook them a nice sushi bake dish!" grunted Izuku, he would rather take another surge in villain attacks than deal with this another second.

"Dishes get cold by the morning, and reheating them doesn't make it taste just as good," replied Katsuki.

"Fuck, this is just too weird for me! Besides the point that I'm basically setting up a hook-up for my mother, I gotta have sex with your mom as well!?" stated Izuku, one of his eyes was half-open as he was utterly confused.

"I thought that'll be the easy part."

"Why!?"

"You always wanted to fuck my mom."

"What!? When!"

"Don't plan dumb! You think I haven't noticed, since we were kids you had eyes on my mom. It was hard as hell to keep your attention whenever she entered the room, you would never take your eyes off of her."

"That doesn't mean anything?

"I would have to tell her to fuck off so you can start acting sensibly again. Don't even get me started on how many times I had to stop you from getting run over or drown when our family went vacationing at the beach."

"... ok fine but everyone at a time had a crush on their friend's mom when they were young, doesn't mean they can't grow out of it!….. I just never grew out of mine."

"Exactly, I know I felt the same about your mom."

"You what!?" shouted Izuku, the amount of whiplash he had might as well had snapped his neck.

Katsuki shrugged, "How did you not notice? It was a massive one."

Izuku slapped his temples before gesturing to Katsuki, exclaiming, "What do you mean how did I not notice!? Wait, if you had a massive crush on my mom why did you bully me for so long?"

The greenet only received a silence but blushing stare from the explosive blond.

"That was why!?" the now perplexed boy shouted.

Finally swallowing his embarrassment, Katsuki confessed, "Yes! I was waiting for you to tattle on me so I could get scorn by her. There were many times I hinted at you to tell your mom about it!"

"You fucking me!?"

"Why are you mad? You know how frustrating it is committing years to a plan just for it to fail because a crybaby decided bullying was the one topic he wouldn't snitch about!? You used to cry to her when the school didn't serve your favorite shaped nuggets. It annoyed the shit out of me how you picked then to be a hero."

For a pure moment, Izuku's body was twitching and gesturing like crazy, like a robot trying to execute a dozen commands but skipping to the next one midway.

Looking confused Katsuki dared ask, "What's your issue?"

Staring down at his shaking hands, Izuku mutters, "My body spasmed out from the extreme amount of violence I wanted to commit on you clashing with me coping with the fact that I unnecessarily endured years of bullying because you just wanted my mom's attention."

"I mean, it was a few other things as well later on but it was a big influencer," grumbled Katsuki, crossing his arms.

"Don't push it, I still got the urge to punch you in the face," snapped Izuku, clutching his fist. The two ironed out their feelings years ago but that bit of information was enough for him to want to start throwing hands again.

Waving off the aggression, Katsuki said, "Look, we can deal with this later. Right now you gotta decide if we're going to pipe each other's mothers."

"I'm honestly debating saying no just to spite you. This is starting to seem like a ploy to make up for your failed childhood dream."

"Don't punish your mom over our feud. Now would I enjoy it? Greatly, practically a dream come true. But from the bottom of my heart and not my dick, this is for the complete care of my mother. Haven't there been a time you wished you could've done something to help with your mom's struggles?"

For a moment, Izuku's mind went back to one of his childhood memories.

It was when his mother came to a school performance of his, they were walking home together, and Izuku noticed his mom wasn't being talkative. The boy saw as her face was lost elsewhere.

"Did you enjoy the performance?" Izuku asked his mother.

Hearing her son's face snapped Inko's attention back, who quickly answered him, "Of course I did, it was certainly a show!"

"That's great! Are you ok?" the boy asked, tilting his head, "Your head seems to be in the star."

Chuckling, the mother asked, "Who taught you that phrase?"

"I learned it in class!"

"That's wonderful, keep learning. Don't worry about mommy, I was just thinking about what to make for dinner tonight."

Izuku didn't question her anymore after that, how could he. But as soon as the conversation ended, Inko's face went back to her vacant expression. The boy then noticed how her eyes kept wandering to the other families, seeing all the mothers and fathers together.

Anyone can notice the missing part that sets them apart from the rest.

Izuku shook his head, facing Katsuki.

"Alright, let's do it!"

He declared, and thus The Motherlover Plot began.

"But there's one thing," informed Izuku, "No matter how far I try to push it, I can't get over that I have to get with Mitsuki. So I have a better idea."

Just glad that they got something on the table, Katsuki replied, "Fine, whatever it takes, I don't care what?"

"You might change your mind once you find out what it is."


"You really had me sitting here guessing for over an hour about your solution," ranted Katsuki, sitting on the hood of the car they were driving. He hated to wait and took his aggression out by munching on his candy bar, "Fuck you."

Checking his phone, Izuku replied, "It wasn't even that long, consider this payback about that stunt you tried to pull with my mom."

Katsuki rolled his eyes, "Get over it, it was years ago and you didn't even know it was a thing till today. Don't start acting like you care all the sudden drama queen."

"You'll be surprised to hear an argument about how I'm the one having the sane reaction here!"

"Drama queen! And when will this solution of yours get here?"

Izuku turned his car to a familiar car that pulled up to the parking garage they were occupying.

"You're in luck, he's here," Izuku said with a smile, walking toward the car that pulled in.

As the car door opened, out stepped a prodigy like them and a former classmate, Shouto Todoroki. As usual, he had that apathetic face plastered on his face. Until he saw the pro hero Deku, that was when a soft smile appeared on his face.

"Midoriya," Shouto called out as he started approaching the greenet as well, "You son of a bitch!"

And then the two long-time friends engaged in an epic handshake.

"Ok seriously can you guys not, this is my mom we're talking about," Izuku said, tired of the language they've been using for a while now. This was someone's mother, sister, or daughter they were talking about.

Shouto cleared his voice before apologizing, "Sorry, just came from going to the movies with my siblings."

"They're not with you right?"

"Of course, that'll be weird considering what this is about."

Stepping in Katsuki rightfully asked, "What is this about? Why the hell is half & half bastard here?"

Turning to him Izuku explained, "I don't think I'll be able to fully go through with this plan if it's your mom Kacchan, there's just too much baggage behind it for me. That's why Shouto is here, he can take my spot with your mom, and then I can do the same for him. I have no issue plowing his mom!"

Now it was Katsuki's turn to look befuddled. Not that the situation was confusing, it had a lot of why thrown in it.

"Why do you want in on this?" the blond asked, he can understand Izuku's position, just not the mixed elemental user.

Nonchalantly, Shouto answered, "Both as a favor to Izuku and to piss off my dad."

"...Aren't they already divorced?" Izuku asked, Shouto didn't mention this part when they texted each other.

Shouto replied, "Yeah, but I really want him to know how badly he messed up. The more pain he's in, the better of a person he starts becoming."

There was a silence that came as Izuku pondered if Shouto was always this malice-filled.

"Fuck it, DEAL!" exclaimed Katsuki, shaking Shouto's hand.

Now The Motherlober Plot was complete with its third member.

They knew their mission and had their targets.

Izuku will give Rei a comforting night to help her deal with her recent divorce.

Katsuki will fulfill his dream and make Inko know that she's still a damn great catch.

And Shouto…. He's mostly there just because, but he's willing to give company to the recently widowed Mitsuki.

A trio of moms with very thoughtful sons is about to have the most unexpected sexing of their lives.

"Question, do I need to use a rubber?" questioned Shouto.

Calmy Izuku answered, "Do whatev- wait what!? Yes!"

Shouto groans, "Ugh!"

"Why do you guys keep asking this!?" Exclaimed Izuku, pointing to their blond teammate, "He asked twice on the way here!"

"Dude, you're the only one making this a huge concern," stated Katsuki, looking annoyed.

"Of course I do, why wouldn't I!?" questioned Izuku, did the recent villain attack make them all insane.

Shouto stepped in, "Because a rubber doesn't make it feel as good."

"I think there's a bigger issue to care about than that!"

Shaking his head, Katsuki said, "We just want to fucks milfs and enjoy it.

What universe was Izuku living in right now?

Izuku clapped his hands together before stating, "... Ok, we're making rules right now. First one, we all must use a condom! Anyone who breaks this one I'm kicking their ass!"

Both the half & half element user and the explosive blond threw their arms into the arm and groaned. They both gave the same response to Izuku's reasonable but annoying decision.

"Killjoy!"

Even though they're the new generation Big Three Pro Heroes, they still have their own shenanigans. Even professional bickers like children and have family issues.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next Time Teaser: Now that the plan is on the way, the boys gotta scout out their milfs and get their resources.

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