Boscha: Wait, you like me?
Willow: Yes.
Boscha: For my personality?
Willow: I'll admit, I was surprised too.
Luz: King come here, we have a problem.
King: What? The fire?
Luz: No, the- wait there's a fire?!
King: Nevermind, this sounds more interesting.
Edric: Viney kissed you and you said thank you?
Emira: ...Yes
Edric: Well, that was polite.
Amity: Its a package from our parents.
Edric: Its heavy, what is it?
Emira: Must be their disappointment in us.
Lilith: I hope you're not going to do anything illegal.
Eda: I hope you're not hoping too hard.
Kikimora: The healer says you need a hobby to reduce stress in your life.
Emperor Belos: I have a hobby.
Kikimora*talks on scroll*
Kikimora: Planning conquer the human world is not a hobby in his opinion.
Emperor Belos: Tell him he is fired.
Luz: I think I'm allergic to Amity.
Willow: How can you be allergic to a person?
Luz: Everytime I'm near her, my chest tightenes, my breath gets hitched in my throat and my heart races a mile a minute.
Willow: You're in love, Luz.
Luz: No, I'm definitely allergic.
Eda: Well, I already know I'm going to hell.
Lilith: At this point it's just go home.
Edric: If I killed someone, would you tell on me?
Emira: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like, 'Are you gonna do my chores or do I have to make a call?'
Odalia: Amity isn't answering her scroll.
Emira: I'll call.
Odalia: I have tried it three times what makes you thi-
Amity: Hello?
Suspicious guy in the hood: I need your help doing something dark, and borderline illegal, something that no one can find out about.
Eda: Did you pay in advance?
Suspicious guy in the hood: Yes.
Eda: What do you need do?
Luz: Are you okay? You've been staring at that glass for like five minutes.
King, not looking up: I am resisting the urge to push it off the table.
Luz: Be careful.
Eda: "Careful" is my middle name.
Lilith: I know your middle name. I only wish it was "careful."
School nurse:*healing Gus and the rest of Human Appreciation Society*
School nurse: What did you do?!
Gus: We tried playing volleyball.
School nurse:*holds a bowling ball* With this?
Gus: We wanted to try the human version.
King: What are you doing here?
Edric: Emira said I should spend more time without her.
King: And?
Edric: I was alone in the house. Are Luz or Amity here?
King: No.
Edric: Can I spend time with you?
King: Are you good at taking orders?
Edric: Please, tell me what to do.
King: We'll like each other.
Hooty: What if-
Eda: Hooty, no.
Hooty: But what if-
Eda: No!
Hooty: What if Luz was the Emperor's daughter?
Eda: I'm revoking your speaking privileges.
Principal Bump: Have you no shame?
Teenage Eda:*looks in mirror*
Teenage Eda: Nope. I'm still me.
Belphegor(King's idol) : I do not understand The Good Witch Azura books.
King: Me neither.
Luz: What are you talking about? You love The Good Witch Azura!
King: No, I don't.
Luz: It was the second thing we bonded over!
King: Luz, don't make me look lame in front of the ruler of the five Underworld's ring.
~Years ago~
Eda's mother: I just need to hear those three little words.
Eda: I love you.
Eda's mother: Try again.
Eda, grumbling: I will behave.
Emperor Belos *watches his Coven trying catch Luz and her friends*
Emperor Belos: What the name of Titan are they even doing?
Kikimora: Trying their best.