Welp, I think it's about time this story gets updated, so let's get right down to the nitty-gritty! By the way, this is the censored version. If you want the uncensored version, go to the Archive of our Own site. The story is there.

In one universe, Arnold's life had taken a turn for the dark since Lulu enticed him with the temptation of running away with her. Despite all the attempts that everyone did to try to get Arnold away from Lulu, they were all for naught. Arnold had not only fallen in both love and lust with Lulu, but he had currently decided to live with her for many years to come, leaving behind a lot of broken-hearted people who lived in his city... unfortunately for them, Arnold did not give them so much as a second thought as right now, in the train to Spireville, he was currently holding tightly to his little girlfriend...

Inside the train to Spireville, Arnold and Lulu were holding each other, giving sweet kisses as Lulu fluttered her eyes towards the boy, "Thank you for saving my life back there, Arnold."

"Hey, I knew I had to save you, babe." Arnold said as he settled himself down at his seat. "I will admit, your twin sister certainly had ME fooled, thinking she was you. I mean, you told me you never met Arnie before in your life, right?"

"Of course, sweetie." Lulu said as she stroked the boy's hair. "Lila couldn't stand the fact that I was happy to be with you. She didn't even know what she was missing out on."

Arnold laughed as he shook his head, "To think, I once had a crush on that bitch."

"But everything's all over now." Lulu gave a smile as she kissed the boy. "You saved my life, we'll be going home..." Lulu gave another kiss to the boy. "And we'll live happily ever after with my mother. And you'll find yourself some good work on the farm."

"Yeah..." Arnold grinned. "And you know, I don't need school or an education. You're all the education I would ever want, Lulu."

Lulu giggled as she kissed Arnold. "How much do you love me, Arnold? Tell me honestly?"

"Enough that I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Lulu... raising a family, having a wonderful time..." Arnold grinned.

Lulu giggled as she whispered to Arnold, "Well, good news for you, you won't have to wait too long for a family."

Arnold paused, wondering what the girl meant. Lulu could only smile as she kissed him. "Don't worry about it. Anyway, could you stay here while I make a quick call?"

The football headed kid nodded dumbly as Lulu got up and walked out the door, leaving Arnold to his new fantasies and new life... all of which involved the beautiful Lulu...

Meanwhile, somewhere out deep into the forests of Spireville, a young woman wearing a bonnet and a blue and silver-like dress was humming to herself as she wiped her lips with a napkin. "Not a bad night for the boys..."

She looked up at the clock as she gave a nod. She was about to turn in for the night and rest when she heard the phone ring. The woman could not help but give a sigh as she started to walk over to the phone, before picking it up and giving a fake smile.

"Verisity Company, sugar. Where the milk is divine, and the service is oh so wonderful!" The woman smiled, speaking in a fake country voice, before hearing a familiar voice, before lowering it down and speaking in a normal British accent. "Oh, Lulu! My lovely and favorite daughter! Did the mission go well?"

"Unfortunately, we hit a few snags." Lulu gave a sigh. "Lila and our father probably know by now about what we're REALLY doing."

The woman's smile faltered as she gave a groan. "Shit."

"I know, right? They found Fifi and arrested her, some nosy old friends of Arnold's kept investigating where the friend we captured was, and linked it to us!" Lulu sighed. "I would have told you, but I was knocked unconscious by my dear sister and she tried to break my man out of his lust! I was fortunate to arrive in time! He looked so close to breaking out of it."

"Did he?" The woman asked.

"Fortunately for me, all I had to do was flash my panties at him, and he was putty in my hands once again." Lulu explained. "Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be allowed to visit Lila or dear daddy since they discovered us. No doubt those nosy old friends of his already blabbed about everything. All I can take solace in is that at least Fifi broke that bitch that had her eye on my man."

"Where are you right now?" The woman asked as she twirled the phone cord on her finger.

"I'm currently on the train to Spireville, though I'm pretty sure the missing person reports are about to roll in soon. Should I maneuver Escape Plan Gamma, in case the police arrive at the train station?" Lulu asked.

The woman paused, before giving a sigh. "I think it's for the best. Guess today's people are quite smarter than we expected. But remember, you and I know the Golden Rule... lay low. In this case, we may have to lay VERY low for a while." She then smiled as she gave a giggle. "Oh, I so can't wait to meet your new 'beau'. What do you have planned for him, sweetheart?"

"Actually... I think he's perfect for a... house husband." Lulu said with a happy sigh.

The woman gasped in shock. "He's THAT good in bed?"

"Don't get me wrong, mother. The boys we collect for the farm are nice, but it's nothing compared to Arnold. Do you have ANY idea just how well he treats a woman? I didn't think he'd have the nerve, but once he gets going, he REALLY gets going..." Lulu sighed. "Oh, I'm starting to get all wet just thinking of him... anyway, I better hang up. I have a bit of a victory to celebrate."

"Take all the time you need." The woman said with an evil grin and a chuckle. "And don't worry about Fifi. As far as we're concerned, she served her purpose to the end."

Inside a room with some train station phones, Lulu couldn't help but give a smile as she gave a nod. "I'll tell you more about him when I introduce him to you. Just be ready with everything. Good-bye for now."

Lulu then hung up the phone as she licked her lips. As she casually hummed to herself, she walked slowly as she rubbed her stomach, happily cooing to herself, "Don't worry, sweetie. Mommy and Daddy are going to be both here for you now."

She giggled, before giving a gasp. "Speaking of Daddy..."

Arnold was sitting alone as he watched outside, seeing all the various buildings and cars passing by as he gave a small sigh. Even though he was happy to be with Lulu, part of him felt that... maybe, just maybe... running off was too impulsive. After a moment, he started thinking about all the friends, family, everybody in his city he was leaving behind. He also knew that this meant he could never find his parents ever again... even if he did, though, would they feel the same way about their son being a runaway?

He shook his head as he started to hold firm. He had made his choice. Lulu gave him a place to stay... gave him a place to be happy... free from all responsibility... and thinking about his life, he overworked himself to a point where he just couldn't find a lot of time for fun anymore. Any kid that approached him for advice, any adult that needed their help with anything, he did, but he just didn't understand why he had to be the one to offer the simple solutions that they could never figure out themselves. Thinking about it, the whole town seemed to praise him as some sort of... all-knowing god, when Arnold knew he wasn't all that good.

"Still, maybe this was for the best." Arnold thought to himself as he spread his legs open, his little 'Shortman' knocking desperately at the door of his pants, wanting to be let loose. "A lot of things happened tonight that's just been... driving me crazy. But why were the police there, though? And why were they after Lulu? Or... wait... was that a cover-up and they were really after me?"

Arnold shivered at that thought as he eyed the window, looking rather nervous. He knew he had stolen from his grandparents, ditched school and even tried to throw Lila in jail, but... did all that REALLY require the police? Everything ran through the poor boy's mind as his legs shook nervously. Or, they would have had a hand not placed itself on one of the knees.

"Are you okay, stud?"

Arnold looked up and relaxed as he saw the smiling, lustful face of his new girlfriend. "I am now, beautiful. Thanks to you."

Lulu giggled as she gave the young man a kiss. "Oh, that's ever so wonderful. I was worried you'd still be thinking about... your home."

"Well..." Arnold paused as he looked out the window. "I'm wondering if I'm still doing the right thing. I mean, I basically had an argument with my grandparents and left my place."

The red haired girl paused as she gave a sigh, shaking her head. "Well, that's the problem with family, isn't it? They try to nose around your business, even when they don't have a right to. Arnold, don't worry about them. You said so yourself, they were trying to send you away to prison. It just goes to show they don't take you for granted. None of them do."

"Not like you." The football headed kid paused as he looked over at his girlfriend with a smile.

"You ever so know it." Lulu giggled as she put her arms around the boy, snuggling underneath his body. "Come on, what say we celebrate, huh? Have a little bit of naughty goodness?"

"You mean..." Arnold licked his lips, all his worried thoughts slowly being replaced by lustful ones.

"You know it..." Lulu giggled as she tore off the part of Lila's dress she was wearing. "I was starting to hate wearing my sister's uniform, anyway. I prefer my good old crop top, the one that you can see my cleavage at."

Arnold gave a blush as he noted Lulu's slowly, growing tits before grabbing Lulu and pinning her down, much to her delight. "Oh, you naughty boy. Couldn't wait for me to take it all off, could you?"

"I can't help it, Lulu. I love being addicted to you. You're my... favorite drug to me." Arnold said lustfully as he started to lick Lulu's tits, causing the girl to moan.

Of course, between Arnold and Lulu, they had the most delightful session they ever had in their lives. As they kept making out, touching each other, they had separate thoughts, Lulu seeing Arnold in a different light, and Arnold, though not entirely brainwashed, being excited to move with Lulu to a new country. Either way, Hillwood was a thing of the past, and they wanted to forget that life. It was to be a start of a new one, one that involved them together... and as they climaxed, they knew life was going to just get better from there.

Both of them looked rather exhausted as they looked at each other, pretty happily. Lulu gave a small smile as she said, "You want to sleep like this tonight?"

"Sure." Arnold said, retuning the smile as they laid together on the seats. Thankfully, nobody had come in the night to investigate what was going on. And as they got a little comfortable, letting sleep take them away from all their thoughts, Lulu looked over to Arnold's peaceful face as she kissed his lips one more time.

"I promise you, Arnold... you're going to love your new life..." Lulu cooed at her boyfriend as she snuggled in his body, sleep overtaking her as the train started to chug along its way... little realizing that back in Hillwood, an APB was put out on the missing Arnold as police were stationing themselves at the train stations, hoping to catch Arnold or Lulu before she could take him away...

Little did those police know that Lulu had quite a contingency plan for a situation like this...

Okay, that's the end of the first part with Lulu. We'll see what happens with them a bit later though, because next chapter, we'll be spending time in the other universe, see what happened to Arnold and how he's trying to live life in Hillwood now knowing that the girl he thought he loved was nothing more than a man-stealer... and of course, struggling with his feelings for both Helga and Chloe! What'll happen? Find out next time!