(Au: ¡Sorry for the gramma errors!)

It was a normal day in Camden Town. Its residents were walking its streets and surroundings, each one running their own businesses while checking their social networks or just enjoying the sunny day.

"Bow-whacka-wow!"

"Slow down, Dolly!"

Suddenly two small adolescent Dalmatians mounted on a skateboard sped past and made their way through the uncaring population of humans, dogs, and cats.

"Calm down bro. I have everything under control", Dolly exclaimed in an excited and confident tone as she maneuvered her skateboard and swiftly maneuvered through the many humans.

His stepbrother didn't seem so excited as he clung to the back of the skateboard with his life.

"Dolly, watch out!"

Suddenly both dalmatians widened their eyes when they noticed how a peculiar human with blue hair suddenly came out of an alley. These, without having enough time to dodge it, ended up causing the skateboard to trip and end them shooting both with a collision target at the unsuspecting human with blue hair.

"" Aaahhhh! "", Both dalmatians yelled as they got closer and closer to the blue haired individual, who seemed to just be looking around with an optimistic smile on his face.

"Ah, London. Wonderful place, this will be our- uff! ", the human suddenly cut off what he was about to say, two Dalmatian dogs had collided with his belly and between his legs.

Auch.

"ssshhh-Aaah ~", He slowly brought his hands to his crotch, and then fell to his knees, "...Why does the world hate me so much? "He asked with an extremely sharp voice.

"Oh my dog!", Dylan exclaimed as quickly as he recovered and noticed the fallen human, "Look what you did Dolly!", He reproached in the direction of his stepsister while pointing at the human.

"He appeared from nowhere! I-I didn't have time to dodge it! "

"I told you to slow down!", Dylan scolded, "Why don't you ever listen to me !?"

The stepbrothers continued arguing with each other for a few more seconds, before ...

"¡Marion!"

Both dalmatians stopped arguing and turned to see the fallen human. Now a teenage Dalmatian, with a black scarf around his neck, was extremely concerned in front of his human's face.

The stepbrothers exchanged a worried look.

Uh-oh, they not only just hurt a wild human who was just coming out of an alley, they just hurt someone's pet.

"Dan ...", the human coughed like he was on the verge of death, "... I don't think I'm going to make it, buddy. If this is a clue of what awaits us in London. I think I'd better lie here, it seems safer "

"Don't worry Marion, everything will be fine", the puppy reassured the human, "Lex! Quick, bring him a pillow and some coconut juice"

Both Dolly and Dylan watched as a small black cat peeked out of the backpack on the human's back, and came out with a cushion and a small square of coconut juice with a straw.

"Here it is!"

"Here you have Marion, this will help you rebuild your electrolytes", The Dalmatian exclaimed as he brought the the straw of the coconut juice, and the cat settled down very carefully, accommodating his head on the pillow.

"Ah-ah Ashuu!", The human sneezed as he rested his head on the cushion, "The stuffing in this thing is useless, and why it smells funny?" he complained as he pulled his head away from the pillow.

"Lex, incompetent, you brought the cushion that we use. Thats not a Pillow", the dalmatian scolded the little cat,

"I'm sorry, I-I didn't realize it, I'll change it right away", the cat stuttered as he took the cushion away from the human who was still holding his crotch in front of three dogs, and soon returned to the inside of the backpack.

"Bring him the hypoallergenic microfiber pillow, it's the blue one, the blue one!", The puppy soon turned to see the human back, "Don't worry Marion, soon everything will be fine, just have your coconut juice, and let me take care of everything else "

"Hmmm, mango and coconut infusion, thanks buddy" the human exclaimed as he poured some of the juice for the gang.

"I'm going to make whoever did this pay, Marion, I swear. I'll put a curse on him that turns it into fruit, then I'll juice it and give it to you to drink."

"...", Marion stopped drinking his juice when he heard that, and saw in a curious way the juice he was drinking.

After a few seconds, he just shrugged and continued to drink it from the straw, he needs to regain his electrolytes so he can better think about the implications of what his pup just mentioned.

"Hey, umm ..." Dylan decided to exclaim in the direction of the unknown Dalmatian, who began to mutter something about curses and needing skull dust, fruit bat blood, a ripe eggplant, and some ground gray crayon.

"Not now, stranger dog with the canis lupus constellation on his right ear", Dan exclaimed raising a paw in Dylan's direction without turning to see him, "I'm planning my perfect revenge against the jerk that goes through life punching random strangers in the groin in the street"

"Yhea, about that, we ..."

"Do you know who it was !?", Dan was immediately in front of Dylan and Dolly, his eyes burning with fury and thirst for revenge, "Tell me! I need to know who it was! The perpetrator of this horrible crime will know all the fair and raw anger of Dan Dalmatian. ¡I promise in the name of the ancient gods! "

"Uuhh ...", Dylan gulped nervously while looking fearful. The Dalmatian dog in front of him was very weird. Curses, old gods, ripe aubergines? Nothing he said made sense! And why did he speak to his human as if he understood him?

He was not prepared for this.

He no longer knew whether to apologize or run for his life. His instincts told him that the second was a very good option.

"¡Hey!", Dolly exclaimed defensively as she pushed the unknown dalmatian away from her stepbrother a bit, "Calm down a bit, you're making a melodrama out of this"

He and his human were doing it, and much, his unnecessary drama had already attracted the attention of a couple of humans and other creatures that they saw strangely from time to time as they passed the human who was drinking juice lying on the ground while being stared at by three dogs.

It's was a very weird imagen.

"You think that matters to me!", Then he pointed to his human, "Look at this! My best friend is dying!"

"Uuhh, not dying here, Dan," Marion mentioned, drawing the attention of the stepbrothers again, did he get it?

"I'm just suffering an incredible amount of crippling pain that won't let me get up, it will pass, eventually, at some point ... I hope it's soon"

Dan ignored him, "He's dying!" He exclaimed again.

"Dude, your human seems to be recovering pretty well," Dolly exclaimed as she watched the blue haired human slowly push himself off the ground enough to sit up and lean back against the wall behind him.

"I have the pillow" exclaimed the little black cat as he came out of the backpack lifting a pillow over his head.

"Thanks Lex, but I don't think I need the pillow anymore, you can put it back in its place", Marion told Lex, and added before he left;" You, on the other hand, can stay outside. I really think I need to stroke something soft to help me forget the pain. "

"Understood creator", in a few seconds Lex had disappeared inside the backpack, then resurfaced from it and took place on Marion's lap, "I am ready to be caressed, creator"

"We already talked about this Lex," Marion sighed as she proceeded to pet the little black cat on her lap, "Sounding like a robot doesn't make you look any cooler."

"Robots are cool," Lex exclaimed between purrs.

"Hey, uh, Dan?", Dolly exclaimed tilting her head in Dan's direction as she and Dylan watched, surprised and somewhat confuse, the reciprocal interaction between the strange black cat and the strange human with blue hair, "Your pet can understand us or he is just very good at guessing? "

"¡Oh my god!", Dan exclaimed as he slowly turned around to see Dolly disgusted, "You DID NOT just use the 'P' word to refer to my best friend"

"Uuuhhh?"

"Dan, back off a bit. I don't need you to defend my honor," Marion exclaimed looking annoyed with his cub.

"He doesn't seem to mind-"

"The fun part is doing it myself," he said as he stopped looking annoyed and pointed a pinky at Dolly, "Pew!"

Trilink *

"Argh", Dolly exclaimed as she drew back a little as she felt something hit the tip of her nose slightly, "What was that?" It didn't hurt, but it still felt strange, as if suddenly a lot of static ran through her body and stand up all its fur.

Wait, why was Dylan suddenly looking at her with his muzzle open and Dan looking like he was trying to hold back his laughter?

"Oh my dog!", Dylan exclaimed as he looked at Dolly in shock, "Dolly you-you-you-"

"I-I-I what, bro?"

"Pff-wahahahaha", Dan soon started rolling on the ground as he exploded with laughter, "A classic!"

"Dolly, you- ¡you're pink!" Dylan finished his stutter as he pointed at her.

"What !?", Dolly widened her eyes as she looked down and inspected herself better, her fur was now pink with black spots, "When did this happen !?"

"Fuuu, my crotch has been avenged," Marion blew at his steaming pinky as he stood up still holding Lex with his other arm, "Haa ~ haa ~", then he pointed at a pink Dolly with a mocking finger, "That's what you earn for calling me a pet "

"Youuu!", Dolly growled as she narrowed her eyes in Marion's direction, "I don't know how you did that! But reverse it! I look like a weird lap dog!"

"She looks like one! - pfff- Wahahaha! - She looks like that!"

"Stop laughing at me, kibble for brain!", She barked at Dan who was still laughing uncontrollably as he pointed at her, "This is not funny!"

"Dolly is right- I don't know how you did that- but reverse it right now, this is abuse!"

"Don't think I'll forget about you, star dog", Marion exclaimed narrowing her eyes in the direction of Dylan, "Pew!" Another mini beam, this one you see black, shot out of the tip of the pinky in the direction of Dylan.

"Augg", Dylan exclaimed when the strange little black bolt hit him, "How do you do that !?"

How can a human shoot lightning bolts from his fingers, and understand them? Dylan had too many questions and few answers!

But now only one mattered more ...

"Dolly, quick, tell me what he did to me!"

"Uuh", Dolly exclaimed as she watched in surprise as Dylan's spots moved like living ink spots around his body until they reached his forehead and began to take the form of letters until they spelled 'L-O-S-E-R'.

"Wahahaha- I'm dying of laughter!", Dan exclaimed while pointing mockingly at Dylan with an L on his forehead.

"Aahh!", Dylan exclaimed as he approached a puddle on the side of the street and looked at his forehead, "How did that get there !?"

"Fuu, my belly has been avenged. Now we are at hand, and we can all go on with our lives after this ", Marion exclaimed as he placed Lex on his shoulder and looked satisfied with the two haunted dalmatians," This will teach them never hit a wizard in the crotch", he said while he leaned down to take his puppy off the ground and put him on his other shoulder, "Well, It wasn't nice meeting you, but I have to go now, ta ta ~"

Then he started to walk away.

But he stopped instantly when Dolly and Dylan got in his way, both growling at him and ready to jump.

"Huh?" He raised a curious eyebrow. Like he has no idea why he's being stopped.

"Stop there, freak!", Dolly barked, "You're not going anywhere until you undone what you did to us!"

"She's right!", Dylan agreed, "Humans shouldn't behave this way with dogs! It's wrong!"

"Oohh, so how am I, the human, supposed to behave?", Marion crossed his arms as he looked at them with a raised eyebrow, "Is that maybe I should give you two a cookie and then a scratch on the belly for hitting me"

"We said we're sorry!"

"No you didn't!", Marion barked back, "You two just started arguing in front of me as I was dying in pain lying on the floor," then he huffed as he looked away, "It's too late for the apologies, the punishment has already been administered and, as I said, we are all ahand"

"Yeah! What he said!" Dan agreed from his shoulder, "Get lost, you're lucky Marion was the one who did something about it. If it was up to me, I would have turned you into fruit by now."

"Uuhh ...," Lex started, unsure if he should add his two cents to the discussion, "... Hi, my name is Lex."

"Don't say hello to them, Lex," Dan added in a whisper looking at Lex, and then squinting at the stepbrothers in front of him, "They're just two wild and rude dogs who know nothing about the courtesy of instantly apologizing after hitting whoever in the groin, be it aaccident or not "

"Oh my dog, and I thought Clarissa was unbearable," Dolly exclaimed in a whisper towards Dylan as she continued to look very annoyed at the triplet of weirdos in front of her and her stepbrother.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd really appreciate it if you would just stand aside. I have more important things to do, which do not involve being harassed by two random dogs. "

"Not until you fix this!", Dylan mentioned, he and his stepsister stood firm in front of the human, he wouldn't go anywhere until he fixes whatever he did to them.

"It's because of things like this that I don't like cities ...", Marion sighed, "I'm going to say it one more time. Stand aside, please."

"...", they didn't.

"So that's how things are going to be done, hmm?", Marion wailed, as he proceeded to dig into one of his pockets, looking for something, "I didn't want to use this, but I'll have to if you're not willing to listen."

"Oh no, what are you-" Dylan began, concerned.

"¡Teleportation bomb!", Marion proclaimed, as he lifted a small white marble over his head, and then quickly threw it to the ground.

PUUFF! *

A small cloud of smoke soon consumed the human's form, and the next thing Dylan and Dolly knew, after coughing a bit and pushing the white smoke away, they both realized that they were now only in front of some Hello kitty print underwear lying on the ground.

Dolly looked surprised at the underwear lying on the floor, "Are those-"

"¡Demons!"

"Huh? / Huh?", Dylan and Dolly's ears perked up as they heard Marion's voice several feet behind them, right at the intersection of the street to turn.

"Why are my underwear always left behind !?", Mario cursed, as he ran away from where he was.

"That- that human just teleported?" Dylan questioned, blinking in shock, "How- how did he do that!?"

"No time for questions Bro!", Dolly barked as she climbed back onto her skateboard, "Get on! We have to catch up with them!"

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