Last Time

"Hey Homie who's that?"

"Oh Hi, Marge I'm Rose, Bart's new teacher and one of Homer's wives so nice to meet you."

"I see well Rose you seem like a smart Gal so you should be able to help my husband stay out of trouble."

"Alright everybody let's head home!"

Now

When they arrived home he noticed that Titania was feeding Maggie some milk that hopefully was from the fridge. Bart and Mindy were playing Pac Man. While Stephanie and Lisa were playing a game of chess and Stephanie was winning. After he sat down on the couch Mindy noticed him and hugged him tightly causing him to smile. As soon as she did Bart noticed him and his new teacher.

"Homer your home but why did you bring my teacher?"

"Bart are you not happy to see me?" asked Rose with tears threatening to spill

"I'm happy to see you, Rose. I was just surprised, that's all."

Both Homer and Rose nodded their heads in understanding since it's almost 9:00 PM Homer decided to head for bed since tomorrow he had to work. So when he left to head for bed all of his wives, Titania, and Rose joined him in bed. They surrounded him on each side. As he slept he just hoped that when he woke up that he wasn't just in a dream. (Ok that might not make sense but this is Homer Simpson we're talking here.)

Tomorrow

When Homer woke up he noticed that nobody was here?! Did he dream that he had 5 wives and 2 finances? So he got dressed into a brown leather jacket that he hasn't been able to fit in for a while. So as he went down stairs he saw Marge cooking while he noticed that Rose was helping Bart study. Stephanie was playing a game of Tennis outside with Kate. He noticed that there was a note on the fridge for him.

Sorry Homer that I can't be with you today. I'm the CEO of Lard Lad Doughnuts so I have to work today. You might notice that Titania isn't here and that's because she has to run her bar the knockers. We both wish you a great day with all our love,

Titania and Mindy.

When Homer finished reading the note he was both happy yet confused. Happy that he has one of his wives and one of his girlfriends wrote him this note but confused as to why? Why would someone who he just met yesterday want to be with him?

He supposed that Mindy fell for him while she worked in the nuclear power plant so I guess that wasn't unexpected. But for Titania a Bimbo to fall for him? I guess he charmed her with his good looks. Yep that had to be it.

What about Rose? She seemed pretty smart to him then again maybe she was lonely? If he remembered correctly when Bart's old teacher was around, Principal Skinner always made sure that his Mother was with them whether she liked it or not.

He knew that for him it wouldn't be the case since his Mother was dead and while he missed her greatly he supposed that it didn't matter since she's gone forever. Maybe Rose had a similar experience besides he could see that Bart liked his teacher so that's a plus he supposed. Anyway, why was he thinking about why they would want him to be with him?

He should just enjoy that he had them in the first place. He guessed that he was standing in one place for a long time because Marge was looking at him in concern.

"Homie are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine Marge just thinking about stuff."

"Hmm alright can you bring your two wives in as breakfast is ready?"

"Alright will do!"

When Homer went outside he noticed that both of them were playing really well then again though Stephanie was a Pro Tennis player. While Kate was able to hold her own it seems. He watched them play like a hawk not missing any of their moves. Then surprisingly Kate had won their little game. Lucky for him before they could start another one he was able to get their attention.

"Kate congratulations on your win."

"Thanks Homer. Which one of us did you think did better? The person who beat the pro or the pro who lost?"

"Um, I think you both did great. Besides Kate you only scored 15 points while Stephanie scored 30 points. I'm proud of you both! Now let's head inside Marge made some breakfast and I wouldn't want you guys to miss out let's go."

"That's why I love you!" said Stephanie

"Just for that we can do something that we'll all enjoy this Saturday which is lucky for us it's tomorrow," said Kate in a very excited tone

Homer nodded his head while he had to wonder what would they do that they'd all like? Well, they were already in the house at the table so he'd think about it later. Marge made a great meal and if he was being honest he enjoyed it. He wouldn't tell anybody this but sometimes when Marge cooks or bakes it makes him want to barf but he wouldn't tell a soul that. Unless death tried to take him then he would. Is death a soul? And why the hell is he thinking!

"So Rose how's the boy been so far?"

"Oh, Homer he's been a pleasure you see he'd already finished what he would've had to do in school already. So now he can head to school and just be a distraction to his peers while not hindering his work."

"I thought teachers didn't like it when students disrupted their class?"

"Normally they don't but I'm not like other teachers right Bart?"

"Hell yeah of course not. Homer, I can't believe I'm saying this but Rose makes me want to learn more about everything! Not only that but she's the first teacher who has ever believed in me besides ."

"That's great to hear good job son," said Homer while he ruffled Bart's hair

"Thanks, Dad," said Bart in a sincere voice.

"You called me Dad! This is going to be the best day ever!" said Homer while rising his fists in the air

"Um, Homie?"

"Yes Honey?"

"You still have to go to work."

"Doh!"

He noticed that it was almost time to head to work so he kissed his Wives and Girlfriends goodbye and headed off to work. When he arrived he noticed that the same BMW that Stephanie had bought him was there. He noticed a sign that told him to go to the auditorium so he did. When he arrived he sat down next to Lenny and Carl. Then walked on stage and made his announcement.

"Hello, fellow workers, to fit with regulations I've hired a few female coworkers. Say hello to Stephanie Simpson and Kate Simpson. Please treat them kindly, you're all dismissed except you, Simpson."

When all his other coworkers left except the females, , and he wondered what he'd have to do.

"Simpson since these women are your wives I was wondering if you'd be willing to let them be in the same office as you. If you accept I'll give you a pay raise and 30 people a pay decrease. How does that sound?"

"I accept follow me, ladies."

Both of them giggled and when they arrived surprisingly his station was clean. He noticed that there were 3 chairs yet they decided to sit on his lap instead. Not that he minded or anything. Just an observation he supposed.

"Um, Stephine do you think you could teach me how to play tennis?"

"Sure in fact both me and Kate could teach you. Right, Kate."

"Oh that sounds like fun besides I don't think will care if we were to use his Tennis Court besides with the dirt we have we could shut this place down but since Homer and his friends work here I'm not going to let this info leak," said Kate with an evil smile that would make proud.

So when they arrived at the office after Kate showed him things that he didn't want out to the public he allowed them onto his Tennis court. So Stephanie was on Homer's team while Kate was by herself. It started slow as Homer was having some trouble but soon he started to get it and they started to play and Homer was having a lot of fun. He noticed that they were smiling at him and he could tell that Kate was starting to go faster and while he lost he did have a lot of fun. I mean who wouldn't have fun?

When they finished it was time for a lunch break and Homer went towards the Kwiki-Mart after some hugs and kisses of he arrived at the Kwiki Mart to buy a hot dog he heard some noises coming from the Keep Out room. When Homer opened the door his eyes widened, Apu's having an affair! He decided to tell Manjula after all she deserved to know in his eyes. So he called Kate and Stephanie to let them know what's going on and surprisingly they agreed with him that it was the right idea to tell Manjula. But then he decided to wait it out besides maybe it was a one-night stand.

So he headed back to work and played tennis with his two wives besides it helped him keep his mind off of Apu's affair. Doh! He just thought about it by thinking that he wasn't thinking about it. He was getting better at tennis by the second. I mean who knows maybe if he's lucky he when he plays he wouldn't embarrass Marge any more when they play tennis.

Time Skip 1 month later

Over the last month Homer was really able to know his wives. He had gotten the court to make Titania and Rose his new wives. It might sound surprising but Homer's kept a record of every time Apu had an affair with the same lady over and over again. Today's the day where he tells Manjula the truth. Other than Apu's affair this had been a great month. Thanks to Rose, Bart has gotten excellent grades, a C in all grades except Art which he got an A+ while Martin had gotten an F- which in his opinion was hilarious.

He found out that Kate loved to bowl just if not even more than he does. In fact they went bowling almost everyday and Kate is the one person where Homer just can't seem to beat. Stephanie, like Kate, likes Tennis but chess as well. She taught him how to play and while he was bad at it he was getting better. For tennis he went from someone who can't play to save his life to someone who's a rookie. Rose had created a garden where trees and flowers alike is someone who loves AC/DC and Pranks. She helps Bart prank Skinner and he remembered something that Skinner did that made Homer call a favor to a certain Mobster.

Flash Back 2 weeks ago

We find Rose crying while Bart was comforting his teacher and his new Mom. If one were to look closely you'd see that on her perfect skin there are cuts on her faces. Homer, Stephanie, and Kate had arrived home to see that Rose was crying onto Bart's shoulder. He went towards her and as soon as he gave her a hug she started to cry in her chest. He thought that Bart might have something to do with it but then he noticed that Bart looked both pissed off and Sad.

"Bart what happened?"

"Dad! Principal Skinner hurt Mama Rose!"

"Son, what did he exactly do?"

"Well Skinner asked her out but when she said no he slapped her then he took her into his office and he tried to rape her." Bart said the last part quietly but Homer could still hear him.

"He tried to raped her?" Homer asked quietly

"Yeah had he not gotten a call from his mother. Dad what are we going to do?!"

"I'll tell you what he's going to pay."

Stephanie and Kate were comforting Rose and Bart then Marge,Mindy, and Titania had arrived home around the same time and when they did they asked Lisa what happened since Homer and Rose were snuggling with each other Bart was crying on Kate's shoulder while Stephanie had Lisa on her lap while the Krusty the Clown show was playing in the background.

Once Lisa composed herself and told them they were angry and sad. In order to try and help make Rose feel better they made her favorite meal. Alligator's tail with macaroni and cheese for the side dish. (It's an actual dish I had on a cruise well minus the macaroni. It tastes pretty good actually.) When they finished dinner Rose was very clingy to Homer and he didn't mind. He excused himself to go to the bathroom. While Rose was hesitant after Bart,Kate, and Stephanie were near her while Marge was putting away the dishes and Titania was comforting Bart, Homer was able to go.

When Homer left he called one of his friends Fat Tony lucky for him he answered.

"Hello who's this?"

"Fat Tony it's me Homer I was wondering if you'd be willing to do a favor?"

"Depends on the favor. What do you wish for?"

"I'd like you to burn down Skinner's Car and his house!"

"That can be arranged my dear friend but tell me why do you want Skinner to suffer?"

"He tried to rape one of my wives!"

"Which one?"

"Rose"

"Don't worry my boys will make sure that he suffers! No one hurts a friend of Fat Tony and gets away with it! By the way does Marge have the day off tomorrow?"

"Yes she does."

"Excellent"

From that day forward anytime Bart did anything to Skinner he got praised instead of being strangled. As for Skinner his car was so badly damaged that had he not had insurance he would've been broke. His house and the bank where he had stored his money was burnt down too. The only thing that bugged him was that only the part where his money was stored was burnt.

Flashback End

Rose's popularity with the students rose because like them she hated skinner. Even Lisa hate's Skinner after what he did to her Mom. Since one of Bart's Mothers teaches here she had the protection of Bart, Nelson, Kurney, and Jimbo. Now having the protection of the 3 bullies and having your step son being a cool kid probably helped her popularity.

In other news Mindy was able to expand Lard Lad's Doughnut to other countries such as Italy and France. Homer has become a taste tester for new doughnuts that were developed every day. He and Mindy went on morning and night strolls. Not only that but Mindy also helped Homer find a new passion. Being a food critique. Since Mindy and Lisa helped write what he had to say he soon became a food critique that lots of restaurants would like to have. When another food critique told Homer that he should be more harsh when critiquing food. Homer thought about it and after Mindy told him to just say what he honestly thought about the food his review's in restaurants were mostly positive.

Homer was featured in the top 10 nicest food critique's of all time and he was number 9! Lucky for him all but one dude besides himself is dead and the last dude was the number 10 spot yet he just turned 99 and retired so he really didn't have much competition. If Homer was being honest with himself his sex life was absolutely amazing! I mean having 7 wives pleasure you can make someone appreciate their situation right now.

We find Homer standing in front of Manjula's house. After all he checked to make sure that Apu was working at the Kwik-E-Mart before heading here after all he was able to get the security camera footage from the taps lucky for him Snake was robbing it once again. Anyway he knocked on the door and Manjula answered his knock.

"Aw Homer what can I do for you?"

"Um Manjula I've got something to show you that you need to see." Homer said in a calm tone

"Alright please come on in." (This happens before Manjula has kids.)

When Homer found the VHS he placed the tape in from the store from last month to now and she saw Apu having an affair with the same woman over and over again with no stop what's so ever. What broke her heart was that each and every time Apu fucked this woman although the cans hid it to be fair but still a fair assumption on her part he was breaking one of his vow's to never cheat on her. Yet she never broke her vow. But seeing Apu do this to her without ever thinking about her feelings at all is truly heart breaking to her. When the tape finished Manjula was crying on Homer's chest but when her eyes opened she was starring at the pendant. She knew that Homer would never cheat on her. Why would he? He has 7 wives. Besides what made it worse was that valentine's day was coming and Apu was still having an affair with that woman! She hugged Homer while her eyes stayed on the pendant causing her love for him to grow while her former love for Apu to turn into hatred!

"Oh Homer thank you for showing me this now I figured out who my true love is!"

"Who?"

"Why you of course unless you don't want me," said Manjula the last part quietly but Homer could still hear her.

He was shocked what the hell! Why did Manjula suddenly want him after she watched her husband cheat on her? He didn't know but if were to guess he'd say it might have something to do with the mouth wash he used. It did say on the commercial that if he used it then his breath would smell so minty fresh that sexy woman would want to date him left and right! I mean Manjula had huge breasts! Unless you consider an E-Cup smile then your stupid. She had a bubble ass and a curvy body that made him feel very lucky that he used his mouth wash today!

"Manjula of course I'd want you! Your beautiful and Apu were stupid enough to throw you away like trash! Even I'm not that stupid."

"If you truly feel that way about me then marry me tonight!"

Homer nodded his head so as they headed towards the courts to make Manjula, Homer's 8th wife they saw a sign that said "American Bank Next Exit."

"Um, Homer can we stop at the Bank I'd like to do something real quick!."

"Alright my love lucky for you that's the exit we need to take to get towards the court anyway," said Homer while Manjula kissed him on the cheek.

When they arrived at the bank, Manjula had gotten rid of all of Apu's savings so that we'd be even more screwed, than he already would be. Over Apu's lifetime, he'd saved around $500,000 dollars but now it's hers and Homers. After that was done and she created a new bank account to transfer every time he makes as little as a penny until he notices. Which in her opinion it will be too late. When they arrived at the courts Manjula first divorced Apu, then got married to Homer.

After filling up the papers Manjula heads back to her house and found a renter. You see when she and Apu bought this house he was working so she ended up putting it in her name. As they were heading home Homer forgot that he had to get some Krusty O's for the kids when no one's able to make break fast. The only place near his home is the Kwik-E-Mart. But he didn't want Manjula to be mad at him by going there so he'd ask her if it's ok.

"Um Manjula is it ok if we head to the Kwik-E-Mart? I need to get some cereal for the kids."

"Oh it's fine Homer this way I can show him my great new husband!"

Homer nodded his head he had a bad idea about this so he started to rub his pendant unaware that it started to glow a light pink.

End of Chapter 2. I know we had Rose almost raped but in the next chapter you'll see that Skinner is a shitty person. While I don't mind Skinner in most episodes in this Fanfiction Skinner will be portrayed as a bad person.