The powers that be nuclear option: hellmouth years Ch. 1
Welcome to chapter one of the powers that be nuclear option: hellmouth years. Now before we begin yes, I gave Negan the death he should get in walking dead. He's the best character from it period end of sentence. Anyway, this chapter will take place between season 2 episode 6 Halloween, and episode 7 lie to me in buffy the vampire slayer. Now Negan won't meet the scoobies this chapter but will next chapter. Here he gets to understand the demon world of Sunnydale. Plus, the demon world gets to meet the big bad wolf. Let's get to it.
Disclaimer I don't own anything if I did, I'd be rich.
"people talk"
{people thought}
Sunnydale 11/02/97
Negan woke up with a splitting headache from the teleporting to this dimension. He looked around to see he was in a standard by definition small house. I was bigger than his home back in Alexandra.
"well shit. I get a new place, but god damn did all that information have to come with the headache from hell? And yeah, thanks give me information on the demons here and the slayer but don't tell me who all is one right now. Or who the slayer is. yeah, fuck you jackass." Said Negan as he got up flipped his middle finger to the sky and looked around
Negan stumbled his way to the closet and turned on the light to see multiply different band shirts like iron maiden. Along with multiply pairs of jeans. Through the thing that caught Negan eye was a wardrobe bag with a note attach to it. Negan grabbed it and sat it on the bed. He then grabs the note with his name attached to it. he could tell from the handwriting that it was Lucille who wrote the note. And as he read, he could hear her voice as if she was right there beside him.
"Negan, I know that you don't know who to be in this new world. But I decide to help you out with that. I was able to sneak this in as that power jackass was making preparations. The jacket that started a stupid credit card argument. A pair of black boots a red scarf and of course some weapons. the first is the saw off shotgun from the woman who help bring out the good man in you Negan alpha. The second weapon is the knife you had during your rule of the saviors. Last but certain not lease the barbed wire wrapped baseball bat you named after me Lucille. Now I heard what you said after this weapon broke, and you burned it up. First, she's not a dumbass bat. She's an awesome weapon. I love being represented by something that doesn't give a shit and is a knockout like me. so go out there with me always by your side. Having her with you I'm always with you. When we are together, we are unstoppable so show these demons who's boss." Said Lucille in the note.
Negan teared up reading it and open the bag. Seeing the jacket and boots along with Lucille there in her glory looking brand new.
"holy shit. I really am back in business." Said Negan
He grabbed the jacket, and everything then put it all on. he then went into the bathroom to see what he looked like. The outfit looked great as well as having Lucille in his hands again, but Negan saw that he looked like he did in his teenage years if he had to guess he's back to being 16 or 17.
"god damn. I'm fucking baby-faced again. Shit it's not even by fucking choice this time. Well guess I'm going to have to wait a few years before I can actually grow it." said Negan
Negan then went into the kitchen to see it was stock that well. In fact, as he took a look around the house nothing was stocked at all. Then to top it all off there wasn't any money neither.
"what the fuck. Do those powers that be expect me to just pop the money out my ass. So, I can keep living here. Like what the shit. I'm not a money shitting machine. Maybe a freaky deaky machine, but no I'm not a money shitting machine. Damn well I better hope I can steal some money or something." Said Negan
Negan then notice a map of Sunnydale with certain shops and landmarks circle and make with little note. He looks to see the school, a magic shop, some woman named Joyce Summers art gallery and final a club named the bronze all marked.
"well shit ok tell me important location, but no damn way to get there or to stay here. So just try to fuck me up the ass. Like I'm a damn virgin well that shit ain't going to fly." Said Negan
Negan walked in the garage and was shocked to see his old motorcycle parked in there. He grabbed the keys on the keyring by the door and went out to see what he could find and steal. Negan made his way through Sunnydale's streets looking through all the shops. After living the past half of his life. Surviving and trying to decide who could be friend. Who was trying to kill him for supplies. Just to see a mostly normal place like Sunnydale it was quite sell shocking.
{although not too normal. Wonder how many these dumbassess actual know what a hellmouth is. and that it isn't like I thought a woman who really has a hell of a mouth and boy does she know how to use it.} thought Negan
Negan saw a hole in the wall bar marked willy's. Negan smiled because according to the map this was the local demon bar. Now Negan didn't know who or what would be in here. There's two things he can definitely get here money and information on who the slayer and what demons are in town. Negan parked his bike and grabbed Lucille from the holster he had on the bike. Negan walked through the doors of the bar as he did. He gave his signature savior whistle. There wasn't many at the bar about 10 demon all different from the look of it. they all didn't know what to make of Negan walking into the bar some. Looked at him as a dumbass tourist about to be food. Some saw Lucille and thought maybe he's a bounty hunter or demon hunter here to try and get some of them. Negan ignored all the stares and walked up to a skinny guy who was the bar tender.
"hi, I'm looking for the guy who's name on the door of this fine establishment. Willy." Said Negan as he gentle placed Lucille on the bar top
"yeah, I'm willy what do you want?" asked willy causing Negan to lick his lips and smile
"well will man. you're going to give me some information on somethings I want to know and also give me a shot of the best damn whiskey you got in this place." Said Negan causing willy to scoff
"yeah right. First, I don't know you and don't own you any info. Second, you're what a teenager so no I'm not giving you any liquor. So go on out of here before one of my customers turns you into their next meal. Then I have to clean up the mess." Said willy as a demon with what looked like ram horns that were about the size of two human head walked up to Negan and Willy
"yeah, what the bar tender said beat it punk." Said the demon causing Negan to look at him
"oh well shit. Where did my fucking manners go? Hi, I'm Negan and I was just trying to have a conversation with ole will man here. When you and your horn compensating came bragging in." said Negan as he lowered one hand to his belt line
"my what!" shouted the demon getting everyone full attention on the two.
"you're horn compensating. I mean I know you're a demon, but god damn you must have a two-inch dick. Carrying around horns like that to make up for it. me I'm probably the biggest dick in here. I surprise that my ride was able to carry the weight of my balls and dick here. Meanwhile you over here trying to make it seem like you tough. When in realty you just a small dick bitch demon." Said Negan pissing off the demon
Before the demon could charge Negan pulled out the sawed-off shotgun and blasted the demon right where his privates would be. The demon screamed in pain then fell to his knees as the other watched in shock. That Negan had done that. Negan sighed and put the gun on the counter then grabbed Lucille.
"now see I thought that wouldn't have hurt you since you are compensating for those tiny balls. I guess I'm just that good of a god damn shot. now see I can't let you go around even more embarrassed and even more trying to compensate for no nuts at all. So, my dirty girl Lucille will give you that beautiful women's touch. You've been longing for." Said Negan
Negan then swung Lucille with all his might hitting the demon in the head causing it to bleed more and go down on all fours. Negan the swinged again hit one horn breaking it off then doing it again to the other horn. Negan then keep swinging Lucille at the demon hitting him in the back knocking him completely down then bashing his skull in till Negan was sure it wasn't going to get back up.
"damn Lucille, I didn't know you were that thirsty. Sorry about the mess hold on." said Negan as he searches the demon eventually finding a wallet. Negan opened the wallet to see it had about 500 dollars in it he threw a hundred on the countertop. "that should cover the clean up. Now where were we?" asked Negan as Lucille dripped the demons blood
"um you wanted information. Yeah, I can do that. What would you like to know." Said willy shaken up by the fact a human just killed this demon and he's not even a slayer. Negan smiled
"see will man I just knew you had to have the information that I was looking for. I need to know who the big bad guy going around this town. I don't mean like the mayor in charge of everything in normal ville. I'm talking the main demon gang leader around here. Hmm any answers to that?" asked Negan willy nodded
"yeah, that be the vampire Spike and his girlfriend Drusilla. They be the vamps in charge of all the major bad things happen in this town." Said willy which cause a shit eating grin on Negan face
"well, that great to know will man. now I know who I may run in to. If there's any trouble while I'm here thanks will man. I still need that whiskey through." Said Negan grabbing the shotgun and holding the demon blood covered Lucille close to willy
"yeah, no problem here take the whole bottle." Said willy handing him a bottle as Negan put the shotgun back up.
"see now. That some god damn quality service. Right there. Shit. Thanks, will man I'll be back some time till then ta ta." Said Negan walking out the door
{who the fuck, or what the fuck was that? He isn't a slayer and definitely not a demon. So, what is he? Thought willy
Negan hopped on his bike and headed back to his home. He looked to see what he could get done with that much money. Negan went to the store and bought somethings he needed like. Soaps a couple things of food so he wouldn't starve and be able to live just fine. After finishing all these things, he notices the sun was coming down.
{huh sun going down. no doubt some vampires be out and about. I'll see if I can find any. Maybe test a question I have out. after all, got my girl all nice and clean again. She starting to get that thirsty again.} thought Negan
Negan though about driving again but decided against it he instead walked around Sunnydale. He thought since the map mark the bronze as one of the vampires feeding location. He'd check there. As he cut through one of the many cemeteries throughout Sunnydale. Negan notice two human shaped figures running through the tombstones. Negan looked to see both were male vampires and they both were looking like they got to some punk rock hair metal concert.
"c'mon Dave we need to hurry. Don't want to keep spike and his crazy girl waiting." Said one vampire
"I'm coming tommy. Sheesh you think I want to keep them waiting. She wanted this stupid bird for some reason. Why did we have to catch it? it's not our fault the bitch didn't feed the last one." Said Dave
{well. Well two members of spikes crew must be my lucky day for sure.} thought Negan grabbing Lucille and a stake he made while bored earlier
Negan walked up to the two of them giving his signature whistle causing the two vamps to stop and look at around for who was doing it to find Negan walking in front of them
"well look her tommy a little snack for our troubles." Said Dave putting the bird's cage down
"yeah, definitely makes this a little more worth it." said tommy
"ah now boy I'm more than a snack. Hell, I'd say I'm the greatest thing you've probably ever taste. Though that isn't happening." Said Negan
Tommy charged at Negan. Negan grabbed his stake and hit tommy right in the heart. This caused tommy to turn to dust. This shock Dave as Negan had gotten. Tommy in one shoot without so much a fight involved.
"holy shit. Damn you see that shit. I got him in the heart without evening trying. Damn I guess killing walkers and people for years. Does make you learn the human anatomy." Said Negan
Dave charged Negan knocking him to the ground throwing some fist. Negan dropped his stake on the way to the ground. He took some of the shoots to the head before connecting with a few of his own. He put Lucille in between them and flipped Dave over his head.
{ok there a hell of a lot stronger than walkers. No cocky bullshit anymore. Time for Lucille to show this vamp what a true vampire bat looks like.} thought Negan getting up
Dave growled at Negan swung Lucille hitting the vamp on the right side of his head. This only caused the vamps head to turn liked he been punched. So, Negan swung again hitting the same spot with the same results through blood started to pour down Dave's face. Negan used Lucille a third time this time knocking Dave to the ground.
"god damn you motherfuckers. Are definitely tougher than what I'm use to dealing with. Usually, one to two shots from my dirty girl knocks them down and out. now I know you only die from stake decapitation sunlight and holy water. I'm wondering through if Lucille bashes your head to nothing does that count as decapitation or do I have to still have to stake you. So, let's find out I'm going to count each shot till you don't have a head or explode in that nasty ass dust. Which ever happens first I'll have my answers. And Lucile shows you what it really mans to be a vampire bat. Four" said Negan as Dave got his knee's hitting Dave over the head with Lucille but Dave still was on his knees just bleeding more from the head
"five." Said Negan knocking Dave down to his hands and knees with Dave's blood starting to hit the ground
"six" said Negan hitting Dave again in the head causing him to lay fully on the ground
"seven" said Negan hitting Dave again and his brain starting to show from the hits
"eight." Said Negan connecting Lucille again causing some skull fragment to fly a little
"nine." Said Negan as Dave's head start to look just like muse but could still tell it was a vampire if you looked close enough
"ten." Said Negan and after his swing Dave turned to dust having no head left. Negan wave his hand and Lucille to clear some of the dust away not trying to breath it in.
"well hot diggity dog. Ten shot from the real awesome vampire bat Lucille and they dust up like a tree going through a damn woodchipper. Ok I think I have good idea of this hell of a mouth town. Got to start school again and finding Cordelia and protected her from some bullshit. Those assholes upstairs can't fix themselves. Through when you got my finesse where can you go wrong." Said Negan as he picked up the stake he dropped and put Lucille one his shoulder and started walking back to his home.
The factory
While Negan had taken care of the two vamps Spike was impatiently wait for them with the bird, he set them to get.
"where the bloody hell are those idiots? I mean how hard is it to find one bird for my Dru?" asked Spike pacing around
"they aren't coming the got blown away." Said Drusilla walking into the room
"Dru you're still weak baby you don't need to be walking around. Wait what do you mean then got blown away? Was it the slayer?" asked Spike as he ran up to Drusilla and helped her to one of the chairs. Drusilla shook her head no
"no wasn't that naughty slayer. The stars told me of a new person in town. The big bad wolf. He huffed and puff and blew those two away." Said Drusilla getting a raised eyebrow and a confuse look from Spike
"the big bad wolf Dru? You saying there's a werewolf in town and those idiots got eaten by it?" asked Spike only for Drusilla to shake her head no again
"no not wolfie. Big bad wolf. He comes with a vampire bat and is huffing and puffing anything in the way of his job. He don't turn with moon. He whistles through to warn. He sees any in his way as the little piggies going to eat them up. The stars say it's bad maybe worst then slayer or better for us." Said Drusilla causing Spike to stand up fully
"well if this big bad wolf. Thinks I'm going to be some little piggy to eat he's got another thing coming. Through if he causes trouble for the slayer better for us. This should be fun. I always wondered what the big bad wolf tasted like in those stories." Said Spike
Well, there it is chapter one. Spike and Drusilla knows about Negan being in town but not who he is. oh, but next chapter we go into the buffy episode lie to me. also please remember to vote on the poll to decide not only who's paired with Negan but also what the final arc of this series will be. Review tell me what you think.