I don't own Harry Potter nor Honkai Impact
"Whelp, I lived a good life, not the best, but a good one non the less." A man in his mid twenties thought to himself, as he floated in a dark place. He had a light Mediterranean, black hair and black Iris.
"Still though why is this place wet?" The man asked himself as he felt something wet in his shoes, when he suddenly saw a light, and some voices on the other side.
"Oh...Oooohhhhhhhh. I am inside a woman's womb and being given birth." He said to himself realizing where he was, after recalling that one movie where Jim Carrey met God. "I knew I never believed in god but... do you have a beef with me for not believing in your lazy ass?!" The man asked himself.
In a Schiksal owened hospital.
1980
July 3rd
Reinhard Kaslana was standing close to his wife, Astrid who was currently trying to push their new child with slight difficulty, it'd appear the kid's gonna be a fighter.
"Is the brat trying to kill me?!" Astrid shouted as she screamed while pushing as hard as she could while clutching her husband's hand.
"Not to worry Mrs. Kaslana just a bit more, and the child will be out." The Doctor said as Astrid pushed again harder, until a cry was heard.
"Well congratulations are in order I believe, it's a healthy baby boy." Said The doctor, as he show the couple their 2nd Son.
"I want to see him doc." Astrid said as she extended her arm.
"Sure Madam." The Doctor said as he, gave Astrid the kid who quickly went silent and looked at Astrid and Reinhard with a curious look.
"So what are we going to name him Reinhard?" Astrid asked her husband who simply looked with the gaze of a protective father.
"I was thinking with Sigurd." Reinhard answered as he looked at his 2nd son.
"Sigurd, huh, I think it fits rather well." Said Astrid as she looked at now named Sigurd with a smile on her face.
1 year later
Well, the now christened Sigurd right now was living a good life in the family mansion, and if anything he was impressed with the place and that he was bloody lucky since in his old life he was the son of a middle class family, and now he lives in an upper class family who was working for an international organization that seeks to succeed in the survival of the human race.
If Sigurd didn't know any better he'd thought that this was some Isekai anime plot, and he desperately hoped, that he wouldn't be subject of being an unwilling Harem Protagonist, as he wouldn't have the time nor the patience of dealing with that much BS.
So, now here he was in the dining room being fed by his new mother, while his Father was reading some documents sent to him by his boss, while his older brother Siegfried was currently eating some chocolate flavored cereal.
"Huh, it seems that the wizarding war over the U.K has finally ended in favor to the light side headed by Albus Dumbledor." Said Reinhard as he read through the files that Otto had sent him.
"Really?" Astrid asked her Husband with a tinge of surprise, as she didn't believe that the old man and his pacifist tactics would win said war, and was really hopping that Schiksal and the British military to clean up that mess and assert the British government control there.
"I am as surprised as you are. I honestly thought they'd loose in a year or two." Reinhard said as he looked at the info they were presented.
"Mom, dad, What are you talking about?" Siegfried asked wondering what his parents were talking about.
"Nothing of you concern Siegfried, it's just adult stuff that Otto sent to your father." Astrid said as she fed Sigurd his food who realized that he was in a Harry Potter world that was oddly mixed Honkai Impact.
"Come on mom I want to know." Siegfried as curiosity getting the better of him.
"Perhaps when you get older Sigurd." Reinhard said.
while Siegfried made a sad face, on thought passed on Sigurd's mind.
"If I am in a Honkai Impact world mixed with Harry Potter, wouldn't the Basilisk in Hogwarts' sewage pipes be a Honkai Beast?" Sigurd thought to himself.
But those thoughts would have to wait, as right now Sigurd just pooped himself.
"Sig!" Exclaimed Siegfried as he covered his nose to not bear his baby brothers poop smell.
"I'll go and change the dippers." Astrid said as she picked Sigurd up and went to get a fresh pair of dippers.
"God this is embarrassing!" Sigurd thought to himself feeling embarrassed of popping.
But this is what most toddler do in this age, just shit, smell bad and cry as much as possible.
1986
Kaslana residence
Whelp it has been 6 years since I was borne and god does it feel good to not be a toddler anymore, still there some funny times like mom catching me saying a curse word while I was in dad's arms.
Man he was in real trouble after that and got the couch. Seriously though what's with women becoming the head of the house? Still though dad isn't one to get flaked, and there are times when he assert's the fact he is the head of the family at time.
"Hey Sieg, what 'cha doin'?" I asked wondering what he was doing in front of the TV.
"Hey Sig, I was just watching this Mecha show on TV." Siegfried said as he pointed at the TV.
"Neat." I commented as I looked at the TV and then at my older brother. "Mind if I join?" I asked to which he nodded.
"Sure." He responded as he made a seat for me.
"So what's the show all about?" I asked Siegfried curious about the show's Plot.
"Well so far, it's been about a group who want's to protect the world from invading aliens and use a giant robot to fight them, but there are also people who have the awesome superpowers." Siegfried explained to me, which I couldn't help but compare it to some Anime I've watched back in my old life, though I can't put the finger on the correct name.
"Neat." I said as I turned the attention to the TV as the Episode of the show began.
Outside of the room Astrid and Reinhard were looking at the brothers with a smile on their faces.
"Well those two sure are going along swimmingly." Said Astrid as she looked at her boys.
"Yeah, they seem to be." Reihard said as he looked at his boys, with a proud look.
"Well... How about we leave our boys to their own." Astrid said as she pulled Reinhard by the arm.
Both parents could feel that this would be the beginning of a close sibling relationship.
1989
August 7
12:32 pm
Well It has been 9 years since I was reborn here and let me tell it was... It was better then my old life to say for sure, my parents, I couldn't ask for better parents, while in my old life I had a loving and supporting father and my mother whom was a tad of a control freak, pedantic, and a somewhat of a germaphobe, she had the best intention in mind, even though she was at times psychological manipulative, I loved them dearly, and I had an older brother named Siegfried.
And as for Siegfried had grown up to 15 years old, and if he grow up further I'd swear that he'd become a lady killer.
And I was dressed in a pair khaki short pants, a white shirt and shoulder length hair tied to a pony tail like Siegfried and Dad, currently I was sitting at the dinner table while playing with my a gaming console Otto was kind enough to give me for my birthday last month, and Siegfried was reading a Manga, seems like something doesn't really change even in different reality.
"So... Siegfried what are you going to do today?" I asked my brother who broke his attention from his manga.
"Well..." Siegfried was about to respond but didn't seem to quite find the right words to respond with.
"Sieg?" I asked him.
"Nothing really important Sig, just studying for School tomorrow." Siegfried responded as I simply raised an eyebrow at that, as I knew Siegfried was a heck of a Procrastinator, and usually did studies on the last minute.
"Ok..." I simply said and leaving at, still though Siegfried studying, I think a Herrscher might be waking up somewhere. Anyhow, I just hope that Mom and dad decide to have 3rd child as I don't think I'd survive being the middle child, and I think I'd end up like the Kriegsmarine.
And as for Siegfried honestly I couldn't ask for a better brother.
11:39 pm
I just woke from sleep with a grumbling stomach, indicating that I wanted to eat something and I looked at the clock and saw that it was 11:39 pm, with that I got on my feet wore my night coat and the slippers and made my way to the kitchen.
11: 44 pm
Man this place is big, I am really struggling to find my way around this place, the hallway was dimly lit and the light of the moon was shining through the house's windows, it was really peaceful, until I hear some footsteps so I pick up a nearby lamp, and walk slowly, and as the footsteps grow louder, I jumped and prepared to strike until I noticed Siegfried with... a Backpack on his back, though admittedly my memories of Honkai3rd lore are a bit hazy.
"Siegfried?" I asked him.
"Hey Lil' bro." Siegfried greeted with a sheepish tone.
"Why the heck are you sneaking around like a robber?" I asked him, wondering why he was sneaking around the house.
"Sig I... am leaving." Siegfried responded Now in this case I wouldn't really cared as my relationships with my younger brother in my old life was... almost non existent, with both of us having wholly different personality matrixes, and I couldn't really bother to connect with him.
But considering that this was a new life and I was the little brother this time, I'd be happy to say that Siegfried is the best brother on could asked for, and hearing him telling me that he's running away made my heard crack.
"Do you have to?" I asked him feeling that I might tear up, which was somewhat surprising for me as I never really bothered to cry for some one, but for me Siegfried couldn't have been the best big bro I could have asked for, and I know that this may be selfish and this meant that he wouldn't meet Cecilia.
"Yes Sigurd, I am, I am really tired of just staying here, like some caged bird, and I want to see what's the world outside." Siegfried told me.
"Alright then, you can go Siegfried, but on one condition." I told him as I looked at my older brother.
"Alright." Siegfried told me.
"First I want you to write a letter once a month to know that you haven't gotten yourself killed by some random Honkai Beast, and second I hope we meet again big bro." I told him as I walked towards him and gave him a big hug.
"Don't worry Sig we will meet each other again." Siegfried said as he returned the hug.
"Now go before Otto blows up his sanctum or something." I told as me and him broke our hug, and as he looked at me me he nodded with a smile and began to leave.
AN: I know the pacing may be a bit fast with several timeskips but don't worry this was done so I could start with the story proper, and don't worry we won't see the last of Siegfried.
The next chapter will begin work tomorrow, and it will be a Kaslana family trip to London for some holiday to get off of the work off dealing with the Honkai, it will also begin with the perspective of Anna.
