Liza Marie's Hero
Chapter 2: Puck's Little Soldier
On the day Liza Marie moved in with Noah and Quinn. General Young made her an honorary soldier and Quinn live-streamed the ceremony on Facebook, so their friends could watch. When General Young said her full name he says Puckerman instead of Anderson. After the ceremony, Blaine called Quinn only to have Noah answer the call saying, "Liza Marie isn't a Puckerman yet, but I am pretty sure she doesn't want to be an Anderson anymore. Now, if you try to call Quinn or Liza Marie again. I will make sure you regret it." Then he ended the call before clenching his fists and saying, "That little troll is about to piss me off!"
Then Liza Marie takes Noah's hand and says, "You are my daddy and he is nothing but a sperm donor with abandonment issues." Then she started to laugh as Noah looks at her with a raised eyebrow. Before she says, "I mean he is a big meanie with no heart. Sorry, but I am Mama Rachel's daughter too. At least I got your mind off of Poopy Blan for a little bit." This makes Noah pick up Liza Marie and say, "Only by blood, My little soldier, only by blood." Before he puts her on his shoulders and carries her back to the house.
When they got home Noah gets a call from Dave Karofsky, but when he answers it he hears Blaine talking to Dave's husband Sebastian saying, "She is my daughter, not his! Beth is his daughter and he gave her up! I am not giving up Liza Marie!" Then they hear Rachel say, "Yes, Blaine, you will! I am not going to stand by and watch you destroy her life like Puck's parents destroyed his and Sarah's lives! The only time his dad stayed away was when he was dating me or Quinn! Blaine you are no better then Puck's dad and I can't believe I gave up nine months of my life to give you a daughter! Only for you to turn into this! Kurt is dead and you are acting like Liza Marie is your property! You know what? I can't do this and I really hope you realize what all of this is doing to Liza Marie!"
Soon Noah is growling before he says, "Blaine you had your chance to be Liza Marie's Papa and you blew it! I love her just as much as I love Beth, but she is Shelby's daughter now! I am not trying to replace her with Liza Marie! The only one that is being replaced here is you!" Then Liza Marie takes the phone and says, "You are nothing more than a sperm doner with abandonment issues, Poopy Blan! Daddy Hulk is my daddy now so!" Then she ends the call before Dave and Rachel text Noah saying, "Blaine pissed himself when Liza Marie called you Daddy Hulk!" Before Rachel texts, "Dave is dragging Blaine out and Santana came by to ask Sebastian if he wants her to be their Baby Mama. I'm voting for Dave to be the dad because Santana and Sebastian are too much a like! LOL GTG before she sees this text. Bye"
An hour later Burt calls Noah and says, "Blaine is ranting something about you being Kurt's true first straight boy crush on Facebook and Beth is defending you along with Shelby. God, Puck, Blaine is making this too easy for us to build a case against him and I think with Rachel's help he won't have a chance." Noah just says, "Blaine wants a fight than he's going to get one. Liza Marie has more people fighting for her and I don't care how much money his family has! He is not going to win this. I promise you that, Mr. H." Then Noah ends the call before he goes outside to his punching bag in the backyard.
When Noah came back in he saw Blaine's brother Cooper and his parents sitting on the couch. Patrick was the first to speak saying, "We are going to help you get Liza Marie. Blaine is out of control and needs help. By the way, Beth is the one that asked us to help you. She knows you and Quinn regretted giving her to Shelby. Plus, I talked to your mother and sister." Then Mrs. Anderson hands him a picture of one of the MILF's that was fucking him when he was a kid. As he looks at it, he realized that it was her.
Then she says, "I know it's been a while since you last saw me, but I never forgot you. Ha, you saved my marriage and I never told Kurt that I was one of the so-called MILF's you were with. I told Blaine before we came here and he wasn't too happy about it. Look, Puck, Blaine has had issues with relationships way before he met Kurt and we all hoped Kurt would be the best thing for him after their wedding." Then they get up before she says, "I knew you loved Liza Marie when you wouldn't back down from seeing her in the hospital. Ha, I think Liza Marie's nickname for you fit you very well, Daddy Hulk. By the way, Blaine was on the phone with me when Rachel yelled at Blaine and we heard her call you that. Well, we better be going. If Blaine gives you any trouble before the hearing let us know. We don't need you getting in trouble before then." Then she winks at him before leaving.
Chapter 3 will be up soon