Disclaimer: I do not own To Love-Ru

Yeah, now you see what I mean from my previous author's note. I will probably not even be able to finish this story before I die so thank you all for seeing this fun fanfiction to dabble with.

I-L-I

A young alien girl named Uobyn was watching the variegated fluting of mars harvest. Normally vegetation needed three essentials but they made up for all of it—and who really needs soil, water and sunlight.

Uobyn was human in appearance with her short bowl cut lavender hair, buckled with a yellow flower with white dots, a semi-long white blazer with a long tube attached to a plastic ring around her neck. Below her bellybutton was covered all in black.

Uobyn was working very hard with agrology when she suddenly received a message in her craft, a saucer that could only hold two people, and turned off her screen showing a diagram of a small flower to bring up a face-to-face video with her father.

"Uobyn, are you tending to that little garden again? I told you it won't last that much longer so just pick them up already."

"I'll pick them up when I feel like it." She said unabashedly. "Anything else?"

"Yes...I need you to do a mission that is nine letters; starts with an 'e' and ends with an 'e'."

She knew what that word meant...hated it but still knew it. "When do I leave?" She asked.

"Very soon. First I'll need you prepped to look more...human."

"Okay. Thank you, father. I won't let you down."

Her responses for him were robotic and nonchalant...while he was on screen. After his screen turned off she dropped the façade of being okay with this decision and just banged her fist against the dashboard.

"Earth...EARTH?! Who does he think he is sending me to Earth?!"

While she was huffing in her buffing ship she looked down at the vegetation field. She kept her arms to her side and, then, descended with her aircraft dropping her slowly to Mars' surface. Although her body could still freeze up and she couldn't breath in space her suit warmed her better than any astronaut suit. She could also breath from an implantation in her throat; it started off where she couldn't eat or speak until it eventually dissolved into her trachea.

Like her father wanted her to do she picked up the plants and put them inside a small refrigerator with a glass semi-circle dome embedded in it. This device moved the crops to the far right side of the machine once she put them in. It held over two hundred of the same crops before she picked it up and elevated herself back in the shuttle. However, she didn't get inside that easily. Halfway back to the shuttle the lift froze.

Uobyn looked up at the ship, out at the vastness of silent space and red dirt, and she roared like a mad animal:

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!"


In space time moved very quickly which was good when she had to wait a half hour just for a group of mechanics, Batch 79, to arrive to fix her elevator. She was upclose with the head mechanic, someone who she gossiped with on occasion.

He was 6'1 feet, had a white space helmet with a yellow stripe on his right side, a yellow visor, metallic black gloves, white iron breastplate, and he wielded a small wrench with three nuzzles curved outward except in the middle.

"You've still got a lot to learn about flying a ship, Uobyn." He said.

"I've had this ship for two years now and it seems like the flitter is always the first thing to break. It would've been easier and cheaper if Dad just exchanged it for a teleporter." She said expressing dismay.

"Science can only be as realistic as the hands that can tune it. Besides aren't you part...majestic–"

"My powers are still dormant. At least this why I can look and act like a human so well it will fool them."

Once he fixed the flitter she handed him a few credits before raising back into her spacecraft. As she watched the mechanics fly away back to her father's kingdom she traced her finger along her temple.

'Someday.' She thought. 'Someday soon I will develop my powers...and become the queen of Mars."


It took days of harvesting every last piece of vegetation into her ship and after finally flying towards Earth she ate all of it in one day; a day along yawing around to get a closer look at the stars and veering away from asteroids was like an eternity to her.

The only navigation she had was the sonar showing her which direction was red—close to her destination—and which one was green which meant going home.

Finally, after three days of flying she found the giant sphere with over sixty percent water on it completely different from the body water they extracted from life-size water bears from a planet far beyond the reach of humans. She kept flying until her shuttle was on fire and then she parked it into a landing position.

Finally reaching this planet gave her clemency to all the bad news she heard about it, but she was in for a shock:

She was about to land in a giant body of water, the ocean, and instead of just flying over it her shuttle was flipped to just land right on it.