HEFFLEY DIARIES

by skyatnight13

Greg isn't the only one with a diary. Susan, Frank, Manny and Rodrick have one too! Except Manny's to young to write, Rodrick probably doesn't know how to, and we already see Greg's diary. So it's only Susan and Frank's diary.

2. OL' SUSIE

I'm getting a headache. Everyone in my class is annoying. The girls are fiddling, eating their mucus and the boys are chatting. So I'm writing. I always fall upon that. Honestly, I hope everybody in my class knows Mucus is full of dust and whatnot. Susan Heffley's diary, here we come!

5 May, 2021 My dearest diary,

Today I woke up at seven thirty. After sending the children off to school the phone rang. It was Stacey! (STACEY IS SUSAN'S COUSIN) she said she was in the area so might come over. Sadly, she was only available at the time Frank and the children were at work and school respectively. She came over with a picture book for Manny, a photo of herself for Greg and for Rodrick, a photo of her hugging him when he was four years old. So considerate! I served her some tea and biscuits. Everyone came home thirty minutes after she left. In the bathroom Manny remembered to wash his hands! Greg got an 'A' on his nursery rhymes test. Sadly, Frank came home an hour later and said the boss gave him extra work. I shall make a petition where it is not allowed. I have to make dinner now.

Susan Heffley, Mom

Sensitivity: Internal & Restricted