'Sarcasm'

Disclaimer: Ken Akamatsu wrote 'Love Hina' and he owns the rights. This tale written for fun, and I seek no re-dress from it.

Writer's notes: Naru and Kitsune have a bit of naughty enjoyment while they listen in on everyone else in the manse. The chapter gets progressively more perverse as it goes on.

Chapter 2: It goes both ways…

"Bitch."

Having pulled the ball gag from Naru's mouth, Kitsune heard a certain word which described the mood set by a mischievous ash-blonde.

A move in her position on the bed before a very loud scream.

"I stole that Bokken from Samurai girl just for this little tête-à-tête," said the Fox as she looked up from between the brunette's legs, "so appreciate it."

Much more screaming, but from another room.

Kitsune and Naru stopped their own tryst and looked over toward Mutsumi's room.

"Motoko again," quipped Naru in a nonchalant manner.

"Seems Kendo girl got herself trapped again," responded Kitsune.

"Almost as loud as when Kei-kun took her in the ass the other night," said Naru who looked rather thoughtful.

"Fuck," said the Fox as she tried not to laugh, "That was the night you all returned after he and I went barhopping the week before."

"She's even a bigger whore than that over-smart cunt Kanako." Those selected words had a certain snide ring about them.

"Look who's talking, Miss Deepthroat Queen," remarked Kitsune as she picked at a piece of pubic hair stuck in her teeth, "Between you downing Kei-kun to the nub and then licking Shinobu until she fainted during that fucked up threesome you had in the onsen the other night."

"Good thing she's eighteen now," Naru replied, "That girl squirts like a fucking geyser."

"Speaking of which, you all squirt like fucking geysers," retorted Keitaro with a smiling and somewhat naked Shinobu by his side.

Unexpectedly, the petite chef then added, "You loved it when I entered high school, because you ate me out on your bed after my entrance ceremony." She then went over and sat on Naru's face.

An even louder scream from next door.

Four faces turned towards Mutsumi's room.

"I wonder if Mutsumi-Senpai is using those 'toys' that Kaolla-chan gave to her," said Shinobu before a tongue entered her.

Keitaro and Kitsune looked at her and shuddered.

Naru giggled which caused the petite chef to moan.

Then…

"Shit," gasped Kitsune as something very large entered her rear pucker.

"I'm next," said Naru as she watched the hole which he went into.

A pause in the petite chef's moans, a violent twitch, a scream and a massive female orgasm.

"Damn, Shinobu-chan," said Kitsune as Keitaro paused his thrusting in surprise, "Are you trying to drown her?"

Seated back against Kitsune's bedpost as she enjoyed her afterglow, Shinobu then heard, "Will you be a dear and untie me?"

Careful to lift her leg over a kneeling Kitsune, Naru turned on her side as a blushing petite chef did so.

"Kit, where are your clean towels?" asked the brunette with a full-on drenched face.

"Whoa," said Keitaro distracted only slightly this time. He has been on the receiving end of Shinobu's orgasms more than once, but it always surprised him with the amount that came from that tiny little body of hers.

Another extremely loud scream from Mutsumi's room.

"Shit, Kendo cunt is almost as bad as me," said Kanako as she and a naked Kaolla showed up in Kitsune's room.

"It seems that my toys did what I had intended them to do," quipped a thoughtful looking Princess as she want over and kissed Keitaro.

Next door on her back tied up, Motoko heard the clamor from next door and said, "She is one scary little bitch." Her eyes had just uncrossed, but the smile on her face was still there.

Between her legs, the usually smiling Mutsumi could only laugh.

-End of chapter-