Hello There. Do Ya Wanna Hear A Tale...A Tale Of A Great Multiverse Crossover? If Not Then GET THE FUCK OUT AND NEVERA COME BACK YA SHITTY LOLI FREAKS!...Okay...For Those Of You Who Want To Hear The Tale...*Chuckles*Very Well. You Guys Are In For Something Amazing! You Guys Are In For A Tale Of Something Worth Mentioning...Along As My Grammer Dosn't Suck! Alright...Here We Go...Let Us Start In The World Of One Of My Favorite Animes. Jojos Bizzare Adventures. If You Guys Know About Infinte Timelines And/Or AUs, Then You Know That In Almost Half The Timelines. Kakyoin Survives. But To Make A Few Dog Lovers Happy(Like Myself)IGGY LIVES! As For Avdol...He's Still Dead. Go On, You Guys Can Have The First Punch In The Dick. Go On. Just Hit Me In The Dick.(Gets Punched In The Balls)AGH!...I Deserved That...A-Anyway...(Gets Up)Ugh...Kakyoin Does Survive. Iggy As Well. Meanwhile, It Has Been A Day Since The Defeat Of DIO, And They Decided To Go To A Cafe In Eygpt.
"Man, I Can't Beleave You Killed DIO Jotaro. Something Johnathon Cannot Do. To Be Fair, He IS A Gentlemen Jotaro. I Can't Blame Gramps For Sacrficing Himself For Erina..."Said Joesph Joestar Who Is Drinking Some Ice Tea.
"Yeah...I Also Mantaged To Stop Time...Yare Yare...I Am Now Wondering WHY My Stand Is The Same Type As DIOS The World."Said Jotaro Who Was Confused And Also Has An Ice Tea.
Then He Heard Kakyoin Chuckle A Bit. Kakyoin May Have Survived And He May Have A Hole In His Chest, However, Thanks To The Speedwagon Faldation, His Wounds Did Heal, And With The Help Of Some German Science, The Hole Was Almost Perfectly Healed. He Can Still Walk And/Or Run Though.
"That Maybe True, But However, It Might Come In Handy One Day. Or All The Time."Said Kakyoin.
"True."Said Jotaro.
"Eitherway, Avdol Has Finnaly Been Avenged...Dio And His Damn Followers Deserved It!...However, I Do Wish Avdol Was Here"Said Polnareff.
(A/N-Maybe I Might Rewrite This One Day, So I Can Add Avdol To The Mix.)
"But...What Happened To Hol Horse?"Asked Kakyoin.
"I Dunno...He Might Still Be Around..."Said Jotaro
"But, He Might Not Be A Big Worry."Said Joepsh Who Was Sure Of It.
Then They Heard A Scream And They Saw Iggy Stealing A Sandwitch From A Waiter Who Was Giving It To A Customer.
"IGGY!"Said Jotaro, Joepsh, Kakyoin, And Polnareff Who Were Pissed Off That This Was The 3rd Time This Month
Kakyoin Payed For The Meal And They Ran Off To Chase Him
"WAIT UP YOU DAMN MUTT!"Said Polnareff Who Was Pissed Off At Him
"Iggy! Get Back Here!"Said Jotaro Who Was Also Pissed Off
Then They Got To Him Eventully, But However, When They Got To Him, They Found A Si-Fi Looking Mindfield And They Got Far From It Just In The Nick Of Time Before It Could Do Anything
"OH MY GOD! Why Is There A Mindfield?! There Wasn't Any Sign Or Anything!"Said Joesph Joestar
Iggy Almost Shit Himself. If He Even DID Brought Out The Fool, He Might Know The Mines MIGHT Turn His Stand Into Glass.
"Where Did Those Things Even Come From?!"Said Polnareff Who Was Both Angry And Confused"Is This The Work Of An Enemy Stand?!"
"How Is That Possible? DIO Is Dead."Said Jotaro Who Was Calm But Confused And Dead On The Inside(Even Though Iggy And Kakyoin Survived, He STILL Went Through HELL)
"Yeah, Plus, Those Mines Aren't Normal Looking Looking...I'll Use Hierophant Green To Find Out."Said Kakyoin Who Brought Out His Stand To Look At The Mine Fields So He Can Figure Out What Those Things Are Made Of. But However The Minefield Was Reday To Blow Up Somehow"WHAT?!"
"EH?!"Said Polnareff
"HUH?!"Said Joesph
"That Thing Can Detect Our Stands?!"Said Jotaro Who Was Shocked
Iggy Pissed Himself When He Saw This. Now He KNOWS That Any Stand Cannot Survive This!
"In This Case, [Emerald-"Said Kakyoin Who Was About To Use The Emerald Splash But Mine Blew Up And Opened A Portal"What?!"
Then They Were Sucked Into The Portal And We're Screaming When Being Sucked In
Well...That Ends 1/8 Parts Of This Chapter...Now Then, Time To See My Favorite Show Of All Time...RICK AND MORTY! God Damn! I Love This Show!
Now Lets See How Rick And Morty Comes Into Place...It Is A Sunny Day In Washington, A Nice Day In The Smith Residence. Here We See Rick Who Was Trying To Hack A Mine...Aka...The Multiverse Mine
(A/N-The Same Mine That Took The Stardust Crusaders)
"Ugh! Damn Mines! Why Can't I Hack You?!"Said Rick Who Was Trying To Hack One Of The Mines."This Thing Better Not Explode."
Then Morty Comes In And Brought In A Few More Multiverse Mines
"You Finnaly Brought More Morty?"Asked Rick
"Yeah."Said Morty
"Cool. Now We Gotta See Why These Mines Are Stealing People Left And Right. Y-You Know How These Things Work. Right?"Asked Rick
"They Blow Up And Take People To Another World?"Morty Awnsered
"Not Just That. They Also Try To Make It Impossible For Them To Escape, Unless Ya Wanna Live In That Universe Of Course."SaId Rick
"I Kinda Figured."Said Morty
"Eh, As Long As A Bunch Of Idoits Aren't Touching Any Of This Stuff In ANY Way, We're Good!"Said Rick
"I Sure Do Hope So Rick..."Said Morty
"Anyway, If Anyone Somehow Touches The Mine OTHER Than Hacking It, We're Fu-"Then Rick Turns Arround To See The Mine Floating
"Wait...Are They Also Self Aware?"Asked Morty
"Aw Shit..."Said Rick
Then The Mine Blows Up And It Creates A Portal To Suck Them Inside, They Also Screamed When They Also Got Sucked Up Inside.
2/8 Parts Done! Now Then...Where To Next...Ah, Gravity Falls...Great Show...Love The Ending. So Lets See How This Fits In...Which AU...Wendip? Well I Do Understand Why People Ship It...But I Can't Too Obvious...10 Years Later AU? I Mean I Could, But A Part Of Me Might Die Inside(Sighs)Good Ol Grunckle Stan And Ford...So No. Last Option Is...Dipper Being Framed. I MEAN SERIOUSLY?! I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS AU IS SAFE AND ALL! PLUS THIS CONSCEPT IS RARELY USED! IS THERE ANY OTHER AU I CAN USE?!(Thinks About An AU Where Dipper X Mabel Exists)...On Second Thought. Dipper Being Framed Will Do.
Dipper Was Running Away From The Cops And Was Trying To Hide, He Has No Idea How This All Happened! He Was Minding His Own Bussiness Then The Cops Try To Arrest Him. But He Knows Why This Is Happening, But Not How It Happened...He Was Frammed For Murder. He Didn't Kill Anyone, Not Even His Own Family. He Was Framed For Muderering An Intire Collage...Which Seems Impossible To Do For Anyone. It Would Take Like The Skills Of Either Bane Or Freddy Kruger. But However, That's Not The Case. Dipper Was Frammed Because Of It. And He Was On The Run. But However, He Stepped On A Mine And Feels Like...This Was It...His Own Life Was Building Up To This Momment. Then He Took Another Step And Closed His Eyes. And He Was Sucked Into...A Portal?
3/8 Parts Done. I Know That Was Quick. But Honestly, I Need To Start Working On This AU In Order For This To Make Sense...Okay...Whats Next...Ah How To Train Your Dragon. Normal AU Before HTTYD 2! There Is No Way This One Can Be Screwed Up! Lets Do This!
Hiccup And Astrid Were Relaxing On A Sunny Day, Toothless And Stormfly Were Just Messin Around As Well. They Just Defeated Viggo And Right Now, They Need A Break More Than Ever.
"Sighs, Ya Know Astrid, This Feels Nice."Said Hiccup
"I Agree Hiccup. I Feel Like We Need To Do This More Often, As Long As The Twins Aren't Messin Around."Said Astrid
"True."Said Hiccup Who Smiled"That, And If The Edge Dosn't Blow Up."
"Fair Point."Said Astrid Who Cuddles With Hiccup Then Toothless Found Something And Digs It Up
"Toothless? What's Going On Bud?"
Then He Found A Blue Ball...Which Started To Glow And That Alarmed The Dragon And He Dropped It And He Roars At It
"What Is That?!"Asked Astrid
"I Don't Know..."Said Hiccup
Then It Explodes And Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, And Stormfly Got Absorbed By The Portal
4/8 Done...Okay, Seriously? That Quick? Really? Oh Well, I'll Figure This All Out Sooner Or Later. Okay...Moving On...Uh...Ah, Perfect! Steven Universe! A God Damn Masterpiece! It's Gonna Take Place In Steven Universe Future...God I Need To Rewatch The Series
Steven Just Left Beach City In His Dad's Van. Away From The Gems, Even Though He Loves Them And All, It Was Best For Him(And Them)That He Leaves. He Saved The World In His Own Steven Way, Now It's Time For Him To Find His Own World
"I Know I'm Not That Tall. I Know I'm That Smart. But Let Me Drive My Van To Your Heaaaart! Let Me Drive My Van To Your Heaaaaart"Steven Sang However He Saw Someone In The Way And He Stops The Gas To Help Him"Hey! Y-You Okay Sir?"
"You..."
"Huh?"Steven Was Confused
"You Must...You Must GOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He Pulled Out A Small Bomb And Steven Quickly Pushed The Guy Away To Defend Himself With A Huge Bubble And His Shield For Good Measure. The Bomb Exploded And A Portal Appeared And Steven Tried His Best To Keep The Van To Stay Put. But However, The Wind The Portal Made Destoryed The Bubble And It Sucked In Both Steven And The Van Into The Portal
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"Steven Yelled
5/8 Done...Now Then...Where To Next?...Hmmmm...Ah Perfect Undert-...Oh...Undertale And Rwby Crossover...Huh...Okay(Opens The Book And Sees Team RWBY X Charisk)...Okay...Whoever Hates Ruby X Yang, Ruby X Weiss, Ruby X Blake, Weiss X Blake, Yang X Blake, Charisk, Yada Yada. Get The Hell Out Before You Witness Cringe And Smut. I Do Not Wanna Scar Anyone Who Dosn't Like Shit Like This. So Yeah...(Sighs)...But If Anyone Likes This Stuff...Feel Free To Read...
Frisk Was Sissoring With Yang And Was Also Sucking On Blakes Breasts, Chara On The Other Hand Was Fingering While Watching This Sexy Sight, Ruby And Weiss We're In The Shower "Cleaning". Team RWBY Along With Their Roommates Were Fucking Horny Right Now. They Are Also Bisexual As Well, But They Mostly Like Females. As For The Males, They Have To Only Fuck One. They Didn't Fuck Any Men Lately, So It's No Problem For Them. Then Frisk Came And Drinks Blakes Milk Then Stops
"Ugh, Man...I NEEDED This! Thank You So Much Yang!"Frisk Said While Hugging Yang
"Your Welcome Sweetie, I'm Happy To Help Anytime~"Said Yang Who Kissed Her Forehead.
Then They Heard The Doorbell Rang
"SHIT! EVERYONE GET DRESSED! SOMEONES AT THE DOOR!"Yang Said Who Was Panicing As Fuck Right Now.
Team Rwby Got Dressed And Frisk And Chara We're The First To Get Dressed, While For Ruby And Weiss, It Took Like 3 Minutes And For Blake And Yang, It Took 2 Minutes. Then Yang Opened The Door And Was Laughing Nervously
"I Am So Sorry About T-"Yang Was About To Say Some Lie But Was Given A Werid Looking C4"WHAT THE?!"
"PRANKED!"The Mailman Said While Running Away"EVERYONE RUN!"
The Bomb Was Still Beeping
"So...Does Anyone Wanna Confess Something?"Asked Yang
"I Got Nothing"Said Ruby
"Not Me"Said Weiss
"Me And Frisk Love Your Tits?"Said Chara
"Same As Frisk And Chara?"Blake Said
...
"Mines That I Always Wanted To Fuck A MILF"Said Yang
The Bomb Blew Up And Everyone Was Sucked In
...6/8 Done...(Takes Out A Sign That Saids I'm The Idoit)...Anyone...Wanna...Beat Me Up?...Anyone Wanna Shoot Me In The Knees? Anyone?...Okay...Maybe The Next One Will Be Better...(Checks The Tale)...Pokemon Huh? I Hope It's Sword And Shield.(Reads The AU)...Ash AU Where He Is Betrayed...Uh...Misty And Cynthina Stays On His Side, Okay I Do Like Ash X Misty...ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! IT'S ALSO A DEILA X ASH FANFIC? My God...I May Love MILFS But...Jesus I...I Don't Know If...Okay...Same With The Rwby Part. If Ya Hate Any Of This Stuff. Leave, But If Ya Hate MILFS...GET OUT YOU FUCKING LOLICONS! JESUS!...Alright...I Need To Cool My Temper...
Ash And Deila Were At The Airport, Reday For Their New Lives. They Are Also Waiting For Misty And Cyntina As Well. Due To The Fact That Misty And Ash Were Dating A Month Ago Before He Was Betrayed. And Cynthina Payed For The Tickets As Well. They Got On The Plane And Saw Misty And Cynthina Waving At Them And Ash Smiled And Sat Next To Misty Just To Kiss Her lips And Cuddle With Her
"You Sure About This Ash? I Know You Want To Leave This Place But-"Misty Was About To Ask
"Look, If It Means Getting Away From Those Who Betray Me...I'll Take It."Said Ash
...
"Alright..."Misty Said While Cuddling The Poor Trainer. Then Some Guy Came In And Opens His Jacket Up To Reveal 50 C4s Starped To His Chest"WHAT THE?!"
The C4s Explode And Then The Portal Sucked Up Ash, Deila, Misty, And Cynthina(A/N-Atleast The AU Of Yang Will Have Her Wish Come True Eh?*People Starts Booing At Me And Starts Throwing Pens, Penciels, Bottles, Marshmellows, And A Grubhub AD At Me*)...Okay...Now For The Grand Finalie...Borderlands 2...Where This Story Actaully Takes Place...But Sadily That Will Be The Next Chapter