"Let's take a few moments to review some of the features of our aircraft. Safety is our number one priority, so please remain seated with your seat belts fastened at all times. And the plane has one exit located here! As we explore our exotic destinations, take time to familiarize yourself with the local architecture. The world is our playground. When divided into teams, be sure to give your crew a catchy handle. Upon arrival at our final destination, one lucky competitor will receive a parting gift to remember. One million dollars! So stow that carry-on baggage and lock those tray tables in the upright position. We're taking off on one crazy ride. Right here on Total. Drama World Tooour!" Chris introduced.
(after theme song)
The contestants are on their colored mats, Team Victory's was yellow, Team Nuclear's was blue and Team Amazon's was pink.
"Ooh look team colors." Izzy said happily.
"Why is our mat yellow, we're no cowards." Harold asked angrily.
"Relax, sugar. The mat's gold 'cause Team Victory's in first place!" Leshawna explained with pride.
"Mm. Oh. Don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt! Mm. And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge. The Amazing Camel Race!" Chris announced.
"Where are the other camels?" Ezekiel asked.
"There are no other camels. It's a camel race. Not a camels race." Chris explained.
"Yes." Heather exclaimed happily.
"What?" Duncan said angrily.
"We won last time, and they get a camel and we get a stick?" Leshawna said incredulously.
"Each reward has it's advantages, trust me." Chris said.
"Move it people, it's a race." Heather commanded.
"Um it's Team Amazon not Dictatorship Amazon." Courtney argued.
"Total Drama Action." Eva fake coughed.
"What was that?" Courtney asked angrily.
"Oh nothing." Eva said.
Confessional:
Courtney: Eva better watch her mouth if she plans on staying in the game.
Confessional Ends
Cody and Gwen then begin talking as they began getting on the camel.
"Hey Gwen." Cody said happily.
"Don't even try to flirt with me. I am not interested in you." Gwen warned the Tech-Geek.
"I'm not trying to flirt with you I realize you just wanna be friends and I respect that, though I get why you'd think otherwise." Cody explained.
"Oh okay, sorry I yelled at you." Gwen apologized.
"No biggie I see why you yelled." Cody said.
As Team Amazon climbed up the camel Alejandro was giving Team Nuclear as speech.
"We need no camel! We have each other. And we are unstoppable! We have the will and the strength and together, we will triumph!" Alejandro said.
"Yeah." Owen cheered.
"Yeah." Tyler said happily.
"Alright." Noah rubbed his hands together in glee.
"Woohoo." Izzy whooped.
Duncan just stared at Alejandro.
Confessional:
Duncan: Look, I don't really care for all that crud Al was talking about plus he just feels like a spanish verion of Justin I don't see what those girls see in him.
Confessional Ends
"Hoowah! Hi-yah! On the bright side, I can use this stick to defend us from deadly sand snakes. They could be anywhere." Harold said using his stick while doing ninja moves.
Lindsay, Beth, and Bridgette begin screaming and Leshawna jumps on Harold in fear.
"Fear not I will protect you." Harold grunted.
Ezekiel and DJ look at each other in silence and begin talking.
"So how have you been?" DJ asked the homeschooler.
"Oh I've been fine eh." Ezekiel said "But we should probably help the girls and Harold eh." Ezekiel pointed out.
"Yeah you're right, guys quit it. There are no sand snakes here, let's just get ready for the next challenge." DJ said, taking charge of the team.
"Izzy, Owen, up, up!" Alejandro said as the rest of Team Nuclear was trying to balance on the goat, Duncan, Noah and Tyler were at the bottom, and Izzy and Owen were at the top.
"This is so cool, Ale-handout! Or Alakazam. Ah, I'm just gonna call you Al, okay? Woohoo! Go, Al!" Owen praised.
"Yeah this is gonna work." Noah said sarcastically.
"Have faith Noah, believe in us." Alejandro said as he jumped on top of Owen and Izzy.
"Whoa we're perfectly balanced." Tyler said, impressed.
"Okay color me impressed." Noah said.
Confessional:
Alejandro: It's basic weight distribution. Anyone with degree in engineering or an IQ of 163 or higher could figure it out.
Confessional Ends
Chris was seen standing on a stool "A'ight. Nile's that-a-way. Kinda big, blue, and watery. Can't miss it. Or I guess you can, but then you'll die. Probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all... kill-y when they're in heat."
"I am glad there aren't any out here. Those things are nasty!" Leshawna said happily.
"I'll tell them you said so." Chris says as Chef pours a jug of scarab beetles on the ground.
The contestants begin screaming as scarab beetles begin to go after them.
The music bell then dings.
"Ooh! Time for a song! Think of it as a mini challenge. Music can soothe the savage mate-seeking scarabs, so make up a good song and maybe they won't kill ya. Or don't and become bug food." Chris said.
"Yay." Sierra cheered while the rest of the contestants sang.
Alejandro: No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last.
All: You don't want to eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Heather, Gwen, and Courtney: It's mating time for scarabs.
Leshawna: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans!
Cody: Ooooo.
All: And make out 'till the break of dawn.
All: It's lovin' time.
Heather, Gwen, and Courtney: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
All: It's lovin' time
Heather, Gwen, and Courntey: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs get busy now...
All: It's lovin' time.
Heather, Gwen, and Courtney: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Harold: It's lovin' time.
Heather, Gwen, and Courtney: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal eh, oh no wait.
(Song Ends)
The scarabs, no longer entranced by the music, glare at the contestants and begin going after them.
"Nice one, go!" Chris announced.
The contestants begin screaming as Team Amazon rides on the camel, Team Nuclear rides the goat, and Team Victory runs away.
"Who's gonna die? And who's going buh-bye? Find out after the break on Total. Drama. World Tour. Cha cha cha." Chris said.
Who's gonna die? And who's going buh-bye? Find out after the break on Total. Drama. World Tour. Cha cha cha.
After the break the camera cuts to the camel groaning as it's walking with Team Amazon on it's back.
"Come on camel, faster." Courtney commands the camel.
"That is not how you talk to a camel. Ahem! Freakin' move it!" Heather yells.
"Much better." Gwen sarcastically remarks with a smirk.
"Oh Cody isn't it a romantic camel ride for the two of us." Sierra asks hugging Cody who looks uncomfortable.
"He looks uncomfortable." Gwen said concerned.
"Oh what do you know, you broke up with your boyfriend you don't know what love is." Sierra said with a huff.
Confessional:
Gwen: Okay that was a low blow, I am not fond of Sierra at all right now.
Confessional Ends
Team Nuclear then began catching up.
"We're gonna go win the race now. See ya! " Heather blows a raspberry.
"Eat sand Team Nuclear." Eva smirked.
"Such witty remarks from such fiercely intelligent women. I'm both humbled and intrigued." Alejandro said.
Eva blushed but shook it off. "Let's keep moving, we have already been distracted enough.", but Eva's blush did catch Heather's eye.
Confessional:
Heather: Oh, he's good. Too good. Seriously, what is his deal? He is just so... perfect. Ugh!
Confessional Ends
"Can you see the Nile Sierra and Cody?" Heather asked the Tech Geek.
"No I can't see it." Sierra called out.
"Me neither." Cody said in pain from the bone crushing hug Sierra was giving him.
"It's gotta be around here somewhere." Courtney said.
Alejandro nottices the Nile just up ahead and whispers to his teammates. "Hold on everyone I'm changing our route."
Alejandro sways his hips the other direction making the camel move the other way to the Nile.
"Hey where did they go?" Gwen asked as she noticed Team Nuclear was gone.
Confessional:
Alejandro: Perhaps it would've been kind to show the girls and Cody which way to go. But you've seen my team. We need all the help we can get.
Confessional Ends
"Uh guys the other team is gone we're all alone out here." Gwen said.
"Wait guys I think I know where they went." Cody called out.
"You do? Tell us." Eva exclaimed.
"Okay we should probably go down and look to the left." Cody replied.
Eva then redirected the camel the direction Cody told them to go and was surprised to see the Nile.
"Well Cody that was a pleasant surprise." Heather said.
"Good job." Courtney said in approval.
Alejandro was shocked to see Team Amazon show up.
Confessionals:
Alejandro: How were they able to make it back here, ugh that team will be a challenge to beat.
Heather: That little dork impressed me, perhaps I'll add him into my alliance with Sierra.
Confessional Ends
"Yo... we're so far behind, we can't even see the others anymore, eh." Ezekiel pointed out.
"Didn't we pass that cactus like... ten minutes ago?" Bridgette asked, tired.
"Oh, yeah. Hey, pointy!" Lindsay greeted the cactus clearly getting delusional.
"We've been running in circles!" Leshawna groaned.
Ezekiel, Beth, Bridgette, Lindsay, Harold, and DJ groan at this revelation.
We then see Team Nuclear and Team Amazon running up to the Nile.
"There's the finish line." Tyler said pointing to the finish line across the Nile.
"Yeah on the other side." Duncan said angrily.
"Welcome to the third challenge!" Chris yelled.
"What?! Speak up!" Owen replied.
Chris says gibberish on the other side of the river
"Did anyone get all that?" Owen asked his team.
Chris then snapped his fingers and Chef handed him a bullhorn.
"I said, welcome to the third and final Egyptian challenge, basket cases!" Chris yelled through the bullhorn.
Owen screamed as he fell on the ground.
"Each team must weave a basket of river reeds. Your basket has to be big enough to hold your whole team, including your reward from the last challenge." Chris explained from across the Nile.
"Then you're gonna use the baskets to get away with those oars to row yourselves across the finish line. First team across flies first class to our next destination!" Chris said.
"This is perfect." Sierra said happily.
"What? The fact that we're hosed?" Gwen asked stoically.
"I'm a fourth generation basket weaver, we're gonna need a lot of reeds." Sierra explained as she grabbed the reeds and started making a boat at rocket speed.
We then see Team Victory sitting on the sand looking like they've given up.
"Lost in Egypt, ain't that a kick in the pants." Leshawna said angrily.
"I like ice cream sandwiches." Lindsay said in a delusionary state.
"Oh no the heat is starting to make Lindsay delusional." Beth gasped.
"Oh man we have to find the Nile and fast." Bridgette said.
"This stick is useless, gosh." Harold said angrily, throwing the stick on the ground until he noticed it starting to move and gasped "It's a divining rod."
"Wait what does a divining rod do?" Beth asked.
"A divining rod helps you find water." Leshawna explained.
"Chris said each reward had its advantages. That stick can lead us straight to the Nile!" DJ explained
The team cheered at this revelation.
We then cut back to Team Amazon and Team Nuclear as Team Amazon is finished with their boat thanks to Sierra.
"Ta-da." Sierra said.
"Team Amazon rocks." Eva, Cody, Heather, Courtney, and Gwen cheered.
Team Nuclear groans as they are behind.
"Don't give up, we still have a shot." Alejandro encourages the group.
"Al's right, thanks Al." Owen said happily as he and Izzy kept putting reeds on their boat.
Alejandro shudders at being called Al.
Confessional:
Alejandro: I have no problem being called "Al". [shudders] Uh, that wasn't... It's just... chilly in here.
Confessional Ends
"Come on we're not too late." DJ says as Team Victory shows up with DJ carrying Lindsay on his back.
"Weave a basket boat out of reeds, row to the finish, keep your reward, yadda yadda yadda." Chris said.
"You heard the man, yadda yadda." Leshawna said as Team Victory began making a boat out of reeds.
Eva then grabs the leash to the camel and pulls it in, then Team Amazon begins rowing the boat.
Soon enough Team Nuclear finished their boat and put it in the water and started rowing.
"It floats cool." Owen said happily.
Team Amazon and Team Nuclear begin racing to the finish.
Team Victory was the last team to finish their raft and theythen all got on the raft.
"Well now. Clearly this part of the challenge isn't hard enough. So…" Chris said as a musical bell dings. "Time for a musical reprise."
"Hey, if you'd finished the song the first time, you wouldn't be here now. Zeke! Start singing! And put your backs into it!" Chris said.
Alejandro: Mm, mmm... Crocodile amigos, what'cha swarmin' for?
Courtney: We don't mean to bug you!
Gwen: Please let us reach the shore!
Camel: (honks twice)
Beth: These crocs are getting killy!
Harold: Just bop 'em on the nose! I learned that in Muskrat Boys, it vanquishes all foes!
(Ezekiel tries to hit the croc on the head with the stick until Bridgette swipes it from him)
Bridgette: No.
All: It's rowin' time!
Vanquish him, vanquish him!
Crocodile season!
It's rowin' time!
Crocodiles! Crocodiles!
(Team Victory's boat is bitten by the crocodiles making them sink)
DJ: What was I thinking?
Cody: Yeah, it's rowin' time!
All: Stick it in! Stick it in!
Crocodile season!
All: It's rowin' time!
Rowin' time! Rowin' time!
Sierra: 'Til the Amazons...
Team Amazon: Wiiiiiin!
Yeah!
"Congrats. You're alive. And as long as you all brought your rewards across the finish line, there will be no elimination tonight." Chris spoke, making all the teams cheer. "Amazons you're in first class while Team Chris and Team Victory are in Loser class.
While Bridgette and Ezekiel are walking to loser class they begin talking.
"What were you thinking Ezekiel we almost had to vote someone off." Bridgette lectured.
"I know, I'm sorry eh I was just doing what Harold told me to do and tried to bop the crocodile on the nose." Ezekiel said.
"That stick was way too small the crocodile would've eaten it." Bridgette explained.
"Oh I didn't know that eh." Ezekiel said.
"It's okay, just remember for next time." Bridgette said.
Confessional:
Alejandro: Losing the challenge eh tragic. But I still have the upper hand. The President of Cody's fan club doesn't know a thing about me. No one does. And I intend to keep it that way. Because compared to me, Heather's a saint.
Confessional Ends
"Oh, finally. A real competitor. Where will our next destination take us, and will Owen get over his fear of flying? Find out next time on an all new episode of Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris closed off the episode as he and Chef were in the cockpit of the plane.
Author's Note: I have plans for Cody later on, and one of them was that I wanted him to accept that him and Gwen would just be friends as I didn't like how he became jealous over Gwuncan while I still love the character that was one of his worst moments so I removed that for my sanity plus it totally derailed Cody considering he was much more accepting of Trent and Gwen being a couple, expect a different reaction to when Gwuncan is revealed, I also had him prove he was an asset to the team, as for Ezekiel I've got plans for the homeschooler so I can't eliminate him yet but I won't spoil them.