Siege's more amusing tales

by Sgt. Pickles 3

This is for you guys who are having a rough day and just want to have a laugh at things. Experience the Rainbow operators that you know and love with a much more amusing story style with wholesomeness assured. As a side note, this was written by me fooling around with what i call monke story writing style, By no means should it be this amusing to me but it is.

2. Wonderful pancakes (IQ x Blitz)

Blitz x IQ: Wonderful pancakes.

Blitz woke. Blitz brush tooth. Tooth clean, Blizt spit, spit go ka poot, soldier much happy. Blitz hungry. Blitz go canteen. Canteen no body inside. Blitz angry. Blitz hungry. Blitz go make pancakes. Pancakes good, much happy.

Canteen door open. IQ comes to canteen. IQ see Blitz. Blitz neuron activated. Blitz heart go full monke. Blitz offer IQ plate. IQ smile. Much neuron, much activation. Blitz simp. Blitz know happy. IQ happy make Blitz think. Thinking hard, only IQ matter. IQ best. Love IQ. Realizes thinking too hard. Blitz slap self. Blitz hurt. IQ sad that Blitz hurt. Blitz sad that IQ sad. IQ pat Blitz. Blitz happy that IQ pat Blitz. Good morning. Good IQ. Good pancakes.

Pancakes good. Reminder make pancakes more.

Pancakes OP.

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-Author's note: This is the first monke styled story I wrote as a draft in the fanfiction server I mentioned previously. I couldn't express how hard I laughed at it so I decided to just keep it as it is without much fixing.
This is the finest form of monke writing art. Something I find dangerously amusing and equally brain smoothening.

Also for some of you who questions my disappearance from FF net, I was simply caught up with many things back in the days and I was far too childish of a writer and a person to properly deliver stories to you guys. After a long time of searching for maturity within myself and refining my writing, I can say that I am ready to get back into fiction writing once more with an aim for much more decent quality stories this time.

Cheers lads!