Goblin Slayer and his party go to do a quest involving Goblins. Goblins had taken over a church by a nearby village and had been kidnapping many people. They make it to the area nearby and decide to take a break before going in. "Judging by the size of the church, they most likely will try to ambush us from behind when we go in deeper." Goblin Slayer says. "Make sure to stay wary of your surroundings."

"Make sure you don't push yourself too hard, Goblin Slayer-san," Priestess says, with a look of concern on her face. "Yeah, I'll try." He replies. Getting their things, they enter the church. "What the hell?" High Elf Archer exclaims. "Why are they all dead?!" Rows and rows of dead Goblins line the hall. "It looks like they were all already killed. What do we do, Goblin Slayer?" Lizard Priest asked. "Keep on moving ahead cautiously." He replied.

The party keeps on walking down the hall, looking in every direction and seeing more and more dead Goblins. Goblin Slayer hears a noise coming from the room up ahead and motions the rest of his party to stop. "Come on, let's go!" He says as he begins to run into the room, while the rest of the party follows.

When they make it into the room they see a glowing naked man holding the head of a Goblin Champion. "What the hell?!" Dwarf Shaman says as Priestess begins to cover her eyes. The man stops glowing and coughs up blood as he falls to the ground and seemingly dies.


Kunta woke up in the middle of nowhere. The sun was shining in his eyes, and he blocked his eyes. He sits up, rubbing his eyes and accessing the situation. "I have no idea where I am." He says. Sighing, he goes to scratch his leg and he realizes something: He is completely buck naked!

Shit. In the middle of nowhere and he is completely naked. What if someone saw?!

Curse that damn God lady! He thinks to himself. I bet she did this shit on purpose! He gets up and quickly runs to a church where he can hide. He decides to walk deeper into the church, admiring its beauty along the way.

"GREHEHEHE!"

He turns to look behind him and he sees a Goblin, great. The goblin lunges at him with a dagger, really fast too. Not thinking, he quickly punches it in its face, breaking its nose and making it slam into the wall, the noise alerting more of the Goblins. Currently being chased, he runs deeper into the church, killing as many goblins behind him.

"Shit! What do I do? cou-"

Before he could finish his sentence, he gets hit by something gigantic. Lying on the floor, he looks up and sees a gigantic Goblin with a big club. He tries to move, but he couldn't as he begins to get hit in his ribcage, breaking it instantly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

The gigantic Goblin laughs as it hits him over and over. "This is my life, huh?" He thought. "Dying no matter what world I'm in..." He coughed up more blood. "I didn't even get to see that strange God lady again and give her a piece of my mind and ask her what that secret was." He thinks as he closes his eyes. Something begins to awaken in him. The pain from all his bones shattering disappears and he begins to feel powerful. He gets up, destroying the club in one grasp. He punches the gigantic Goblin into the wall and begins to kill every single Goblin in the room in quick succession.

He walks over to the big Goblin, who is now sitting in a pool of his blood after hitting the wall so hard. "Thought you could kill me huh?" Kunta says to it. "I've got news for you, I already died once, not doing it again." with one quick swipe, he removes the Goblin's head right off of it's body. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees 5 figures in the doorway. "Who the hell are they?" He thinks before his pain returns and he passes out.