Pauly D and DJ Candy were walking along Party Town. There were posters all over town that said, "Vote for Chace: Dimply the Best."
Pauly: Man, look at that punk. He thinks he's so hot. Can you believe he's selling hugs for a dollar to raise money for his campaign?
Candy: Pfft, that's nothing. For 5 dollars, he'll tell you you're the only one he's hugged today.
Pauly glared at Candy, which caused her to look away sheepishly.
Candy: …So I've heard…
Pauly then turned to face one of the posters that were on a building wall.
Pauly: And his stupid smug face is everywhere!
Pauly then pulled the poster from the wall, tore it up, and stomped on it angrily. While he did this, Chace himself showed up, with Pauly noticing soon after.
Pauly: Oh, and there it is again!
Chace: Defacing an election poster is a town violation. You could get in a lot of trouble if mayor-in-chief Morcubus found out…Paulsy.
Pauly: Oh, and just how is he gonna find out…Chacey?
Chace: Oh, Morcubus!
Pauly: Oh, yeah, sure. Cause the mayor-in-chief is just gonna come running to you because you-
Just then, Morcubus appeared, having just run all the way from Town Hall to where they were at.
Morcubus: (taking a moment to catch his breath) What's up, C-Money?
Chace: (smiling smugly as he showed him the poster) Not much, M-Dog. Just wanted to point out a town violation.
Morcubus: Ah, ah, ah, defacing an election poster, Pauly D? Ring ring! (picks up a pretend phone) Hello? Oh, hello, construction duty. (walks up to Pauly) It's for you.
Pauly: (picks up the pretend phone) Construction duty? Hold on, I got a call waiting. (Pretends to switch calls) Oh, hey, Violet!
Morcubus glared at him angrily, and while it couldn't be seen due to his bandages, Pauly had a huge smirk on his face.
Pauly: Are you sure you still don't wanna go out with Morcubus?
Morcubus: (takes the pretend phone) Listen here, Miss Nightshade! You didn't even give Morcubus a chance to- hello? Hello? (quick pause as he looked up at the others) The reception out here SUCKS. (pretends to hang up) You got lucky, Pauly D, but consider yourself warned. Do not mess with C-Money's posters!
Morcubus then turned to face Chace.
Morcubus: By the way, here is a 5-dollar bill for your campaign. I know it would be inappropriate, and Morcubus is not much of a hugger, but… (looks left then right) Oh, what the heck, come here!
Chace and Morcubus shared a quick hug.
Chace: You're the only one I've hugged all day.
Morcubus: Oh, really?
Feeling rather touched, Morcubus headed back to Town Hall, while Chace turned his attention back to Pauly D.
Chace: You can destroy all the posters you want, Paulsy, but I'm still going to be RE-ELECTED President of Party Town's Citizens' Board.
Pauly: Yeah, well, you're only gonna win because you're running against losers.
Candy: Yeah! HEY!
Pauly: No offense, Candy. I just meant that if someone like me were to run against Chace, he'd. Get. Whooped.
Chace: (laughing) Oh, please! I am WAY more popular than you are. I'd show you why, but…I don't wanna go full dimple on you. (lets out a smile) Whoops, there they go!
Pauly: You're an arrogant jerk. You know what? I AM gonna run against you. Someone's gotta take you and your dimples down.
DJ Candy, feeling shocked, turned Pauly to face her.
Candy: WHAT? You can't run, I'm running!
Pauly: You want him to lose, don't you?
Candy: Yeah, to me! H-How can you do this? You know what, you're a bigger jerk than Chace. Thanks for being such a good friend, Pauly…
With that, Candy stormed away, while Chace chuckled smugly.
Chace: So you're a bigger jerk than I am, mummy! Enjoy it while it lasts! It's the only thing you'll EVER…beat me at.
Pauly: You're going down, Chace. You…and the butt on your forehead.
Pauly then turned to one of Chace's posters that weren't destroyed and pulled out a marker.
Chace: You'd best not draw a BUTT on my poster.
Pauly: (shrugs) Suit yourself.
With that, Pauly turned to the actual Chace, walked up to him, and drew a butt on HIS forehead.
