Author's Note: Hey everyone, FireSlash here and welcome to another chapter of this abomination. I want to thank all of you who've shown this story support, for whatever reason. I'm glad you all like whatever the hell this story is. Anyways, the girl Izuku ends up with still needs to be decided, so please let me know who you want him to end up with in the reviews. Just keep in mind that the romance in this story won't really be a serious one since this in it of itself isn't a serious fic. Also, a disclaimer: this fic is a a parody of the MHA and the MHA fandom. I make jokes in this chapter about Minoru being the most hated character and how some of 1-A are shoved in the background. Remember, it's just that, jokes.
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Izuku was excited. Today was his first day at U.A.
To no one's surprise, he got in, managing to steal first place on the entrance exam with six hundred villain points. He also got sixty hero points for saving Ochako when everyone else chose to act like wusses, so that was a plus. His score dwarfed Katsuki's seventy seven points, but that didn't matter, especially to Izuku. Katsuki was amazing and no one could change his mind.
"Hm, now how should I introduce myself?" Izuku asked himself. First impressions were important, especially since he would be spending the three most important years of his life with his classmates. In no other part of his life will he receive as much focus as he will during his time in high-school. Just look at the cannon series… which Izuku has a collection of all the manga issues in his room.
"Aha! I got it!" Naturally, it didn't take Izuku long to think of something.
It was time to kick things off with a bang!
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"Excuse me! I ask that you take your feet off the desk this instant! It is extremely disrespectful to those who took the time to create it!"
"Pfft. Don't tell me what to do you filthy side character! Who the hell are you anyways?"
"My name is Tenya Iida and I come from Somei Private Academy…"
"Somei? So you're some damn elitist? I'm going to enjoy crushing you."
"Crush?! You wish to become a hero with that attitude?"
Those inside class 1-A could only watch as Katsuki argued with the formal boy from the last chapter. They were honestly expecting something more tame, but when you mix a boy whose personality can be summed up by his quirk 'explosion' and a boy who was so stiff that him bending in any way would be unnatural, this is pretty much the expected result.
Honestly, some of them were wondering if they should interfere, but what happened next made them forget what they were thinking.
*BOOM!*
*CRASH!*
An explosion occurred, comically throwing the classroom door off its hinges and out the window, it flipping while still airborne.
"HEY! EXPLOSIONS ARE MY FUCKING THING!" Katsuki yelled in irritation. Everyone else just eyed the newcomer, who was conveniently shrouded in light, in silence, questioning to themselves who the hell's crazy enough to destroy U.A property.
The sound of trumpets began playing, despite no one being present to play them, as a small red carpet rolled through the classroom, stopping in the middle.
"Oh you got to be fucking kidding me," Katsuki swore as the figure finally came into view, Izuku strolling down the carpet in a tuxedo like he was some sort of celebrity.
"Gentlemen. Ladies." Izuku looked directly at his female classmates upon saying the latter, all of whom were very attractive. Because in anime, girls aren't ugly unless they were created to serve as a joke. "Izuku Midoriya has arrived."
Everyone stared at the boy, so many questions going through their minds as they tried to comprehend what they just witnessed. The only person who dared to make a move was Katsuki, the boy's anger unbelievably high.
"DEKU YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" Katsuki yelled, grabbing the other boy's collar. "YOU FUCKING RUINED MY ORIGIN STORY!"
"Nice to see you too Kacchan," Izuku replied with a smile.
"NO IT'S FUCKING NOT! GODDAMNIT! I HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER THREE YEARS WITH YOUR ASS!"
"Isn't it great? Come'ere! Give your old buddy a hug!"
"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Izuku ignored the boy and latched on to him, giving him a brotherly hug. Katsuki tried to shove him off, but Izuku wasn't budging.
"Ahem!"
Thankfully for the blonde, someone finally decided to intervene, said person being the formal boy who had chewed him out earlier.
"Oh hey, it's you." Izuku released Katsuki from his prison, the boy moving back to his seat so that Izuku wouldn't violate his personal space again. "Y'know, I thought a lot about you since the exam."
"R-really?" The formal boy asked in surprise.
"Yep!" With a wave of his hand, Izuku summoned a rolled up piece of paper in his hand. "For you."
The formal boy carefully took the paper. "Thank you! What is it?"
"A list of chiropractors in Japan. Maybe they can help you with your stiffness."
Several of his classmates giggled at this as the formal boy's face flushed red. "I'll...look over this." The boy cleared his throat. "Anyways, I wanted to say that I was quite surprised to see you managed to quickly deduce the hidden portion of the exam, something not even I could get. My name is Tenya Iida and I look forward to spending my next three academic years with you."
Izuku smiled. "The name's Izuku Midoriya and the same goes for you. Oh, and I didn't really know about the hidden portion of the exam." That was a lie. He knew, but forgot all about it when saving Uraraka. He had just woken up from a nap after all.
"Ah! I see. It seems that I have much to learn from you."
In the background, Katsuki scoffed, being the only person who knows what it's like to deal with Izuku.
"Hey! Green hair… you're the boy that saved me!" Turning their attention towards the door, the two teens noticed that Ochako had just entered the room. "Wow, I can't believe we're in the same class. Thank you for saving me… Izuku Midoriya, right?"
"Yep! And you're Ochako Uraraka."
"Yeah. I'm glad that you remembered me…"
"But of course. I never forget a pretty face."
Izuku shot the girl a wink. Despite his line being the definition of cringe, Ochako's face turned dark red in embarrassment. Meanwhile, the other girls were jealous of Ochako for how Izuku was treating her. Not only did he swoop down like a dashing prince in her time of need, but he was throwing her compliments like it was nothing.
(Unknown to everyone, a sign was floating above their heads, asking for people to vote on who Izuku should end up with and whether he should have a harem).
Of course, it was natural that Izuku would have a bunch of girls interested in him. He's the main protagonist after all, and in a fanfic no less. Just look at how most harem fics and even some non-harem fics work. Either he somehow woes girls with his typical anime-esque personality, extremely over-exaggerated good looks, or a monstrous penis that no girl would find attractive in real life. Sometimes he doesn't even need to talk to them. He was just that good.
Meanwhile, all the boys were silently weeping at the fact that such a being like Izuku exists. How could they compete with that?! Especially when they were all side characters (despite the fact that some of them deserve to be in the spotlight because they are generally good characters).
"If you're here to socialize, then you might as well leave." The entire room fell silent at that, every student looking towards the source of the voice. Much to their surprise, a man wrapped in a sleeping bag was standing at the room's entrance, looking as if he had just awoken from a large nap. "It took you eight seconds to-"
"Oh crap! A giant bug!" Izuku began panicking. His worst (and completely bizarre nightmare was coming true. "It was only a matter of time that a bug would get a quirk and start trying to conquer the planet!" The boy summoned a flamethrower from thin air. "Oh god! It's so ugly! Don't worry everyone, I'll protect you!"
"Wait Midoriya!" Tenya tried to stop the boy, but it was too late. Izuku had already pulled the trigger, setting the man ablaze.
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*The screen turns to static. Izuku eventually walks into view*
"Sorry everyone. The rest of this footage had to be cut," Izuku explained. "This event wasn't supposed to happen. I'll just dial back time to before I set poor EraserHead on fire."
*The scene changes to the point in time that Izuku mentioned*
"There we go. Now we can continue with this abomination of a story. Bye for now everyone."
*The true scene begins to play*
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"It took you eight seconds to shut up, disappointing. I'm Shota Aizawa, your homeroom teacher for the next year. Understood?"
"Yes sensei!" Tenya diligently shouted as everyone looked at the strange man.
"Good. I'll be handing out your P.E uniforms. Go get changed and meet me at the back field. Just because it's your first day doesn't mean you don't have to work."
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"How'd you get here so fast?" Shota asked Izuku. The teacher had expected all his students to take a while to get changed, so imagine his surprise when he saw that Izuku managed to arrive at the backfield before he even did.
Izuku snapped his fingers in response, causing his school uniform to replace his gym uniform. Another snap changed his clothes back.
Shota nodded in understanding. Cue awkward silence...
"Is it true that you and Ms. Joke were a thing?"
At least, Shota wished that happened. He was learning the hard way that Izuku was quite the talker.
"What's your opinion on the EraserMic ship?"
"If I thought you were a bug and set you on fire, would you forgive me?"
For the next few minutes, several pointless questions were thrown around by Izuku, questions that the boy already knew the answer to but just wanted to hear from his teacher. Shota hoped that his continuous silence would deter the boy, but that didn't work. Eventually, Shota tried to quiet the boy himself. "Midoriya, shut up."
"Ok!"
The silence lasted for all of two seconds.
"Man, still can't believe that Oboro Shirakumo's alive…kinda. Are Nomu alive?"
Shota blinked. Did he hear that correctly? "What'd you say?"
Before he could get more information from the boy, he noticed that the rest of his students were making their way towards them. Shaking his head, he began to do his job. He could get some answers later.
"Hmph, you all made it here in eight minutes…" Shota said, giving the rest of the class a disappointed look. "We'll work on that. Now, the reason I brought you all out here is for a quirk assessment test."
"A quirk assessment test?" Ochako asked, tilting her head in confusion.
Shota simply nodded in response. "Yes. You've all had basic physical assessment tests back in elementary school, correct? These are nearly the same." Holding out a ball, the man looked at Izuku. "Midoriya, you've placed first on the exam. What's your softball throw record?"
"Uh…" Izuku's mind went blank. His manga collection hasn't prepared him for this moment. His score was never revealed. "Hey Kacchan, what was my score again?"
"The fuck if I know!" Katsuki yelled back at him. "I never paid attention to your shitty ass scores."
Well, time to make up a score. Whatever he says will be cannon if he deems it to be. "Sixty nine meters."
Shota glared at him. "I am very close to expelling you."
"But you can't."
"Last time I checked, the principal allows us teachers to run our courses as we please, so tell me why I can't expel you right here, right now?"
"Because the script says so."
Shota wasn't budging, so Izuku needed to give him another answer.
"Nezu will be very upset if you do."
Shota knew full well that the principal wanted Izuku in U.A after the stunt he pulled during the entrance exam, so as such, he sighed. "...Whatever." He tossed Izuku a softball. "Just use your quirk and throw the ball. Don't leave the plate."
Izuku made his way to the pitching area. Shrugging his shoulders, Izuku pocketed the ball before making a gripping motion with his hand, as if he were trying to grab something that wasn't there. However, the fact that he seemed to be holding onto the edges of a crumpled paper showed that he indeed managed to grab something. He then yanked whatever he was holding open, creating a black hole. Unknown to everyone else, all Izuku did was grib the edges of reality and tore a hole in it, no biggie. Tossing the ball inside, he sealed the hole up by zipping it shut. No really, somehow the boy attached a zipper to the hole. Once he did, all traces of the hole were gone.
"How was that?"
His classmates were surprised at what he did. Granted, none of them, their teacher included, knew that he both ripped a hole in reality and closed it, but the fact he seemingly summoned a black hole was still really cool.
Taking a look at the machine he was using to keep track of how far the softballs used for the test travel, Shota showed everyone Izuku's score, which was a big fat infinity.
"That's so cool!" A pink skinned girl, Mina Ashido, shouted in excitement as everyone continued to marvel at Izuku's score. "We get to use our quirks? This is going to be so much fun!"
Shota glared at her. "Fun? You think being a hero is fun? Well, how about this: the person who scores the lowest on the assessment will be expelled?"
"Expelled? But we just got here! That's so unfair!" Minoru Mineta, a short boy with grape looking hair complained.
"Unfair? Like I said before, us teachers can run our courses as we please. As a result, I'm sorry to tell you that for the next three years, U.A. will run you through the wringer. That's 'Plus Ultra.' Use your strength to overcome it all. So bring it…"
When Shota finished, most of the class looked at one another with uncertainty, something the teacher smirked at. It seems they were heeding his words. When he looked at Izuku, he frowned. The boy still had his carefree smile plastered on his face. The man signed. He could already predict the amount of headaches he was going to get this year from him alone.
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After Shota's dramatic speech, the tests began. Despite the teacher having Izuku show off his quirk through the softball throw test, the first test the class went through was a 50 meter dash, each of his classmates taking the test in pairs. When it was Izuku's turn, he was paired with Katsuki.
"Don't get in my fucking way Deku."
"Ok," Izuku replied with a smile. "You'll do great."
"Shut the fuck up."
"GO!"
Upon hearing the signal to start, Katsuki fired off several explosions behind him, using it to launch himself across the field and ending with a time of 4.15 seconds. However, Izuku easily overtook him by simply teleporting to the other side, ending with a time of 0.01 seconds.
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The next exam was just as simple, it being a test of everyone's grip strength. All everyone needed to do was grip the small machines given to them as hard as possible. The student who shined the most was Mezu Shoji, a boy with the ability to transform his six tentacles into any body part of his choosing. Turning all of them into arms, the boy managed to obtain a score of 540 kilograms.
"Dude, are you a monster or what?" Hanta Sero, a boy who had the ability to shoot a tape-like substance from his elbow asked the boy.
As everyone was congratulating Mezu on his score, Izuku began thinking of how he wanted to pass the exam.
"You want me to do what?"
It turns out that Izuku thought the best way to do so was by summoning Lucifer freaking Morningstar, A.K.A, the devil.
"Can you squeeze this for me?" Izuku asked. "Please? You also owe me for beating you in poker last week."
The devil sighed, remembering that aforementioned game. Why the hell did he agree to it anyways? "Fine."
*CRUNCH!*
Lucifer broke the machine. "Is that all?"
"Yep! We still good for poker this weekend? I got BatMite, Mr. Mxy, and the Spectre to join us. Spectre's still upset at the other two for hitting him over the head with the Earth and is hoping to get his vengeance."
Despite knowing he'd regret his decision later on, Lucifer nodded. "Yeah. I'll try to get my brother to play, but knowing him, he won't. 'Gambling's for the evil' he says…"
"What a goody two shoes."
Lucifer scoffed. "I know, right? Death of the Endless mentioned that she'd be free to join us next time we play so I'll let her know."
"Wait, Death's joining us?!" Izuku asked excitedly. "Nice! Maybe now I can get an answer from her!"
"About what?"
"I tried asking her on a date, but she left me on read. Could you believe that?! Who'd turn me down?!" Such is true. Izuku did ask out the personification of death out three weeks before the start of the school year and she had left him on read.
"That isn't surprising," Lucifer said with a snicker, earning a frown from the boy. "Well, I gotta go. Gotta watch over hell or something. Really, I just want to be anywhere but here. Catch you later."
"Bye Lucy!"
When the demon left, Izuku noticed that everyone was staring at him, wondering what just happened.
"What? You never seen someone talk to Lucifer before?"
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Wanting to keep whatever control he had left over his class, Shota quickly moved on to the long jump exam. This time, no one besides Izuku himself really stood out in particular, nearly everyone at the same level physically. Tsuyu and Ochako had the best scores though, the former using her frog-like anatomy to her advantage while the latter had help with her zero gravity quirk.
"I already used teleportation," Izuku mumbled to himself as he prepared to take the exam. "Hm… I got it!"
Summoning an enormous slingshot out of nowhere, Izuku launched himself to space, earning himself another score of infinity.
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"How long do we have to do this?" Izuku clone number one asked the real Izuku.
"Until we beat that purple boy's score," the real Izuku replied.
Izuku clone number two groaned. "I'm getting tired."
"We can never get tired. Keep going."
The fourth test was a repeated side step test. Nothing unusual happened except for the fact Minoru was the one to get the second highest score. Apparently he can remove the grape like parts of his hair and have them attach to things. Using them as mini trampolines, he launched himself at a rapid pace.
To do the exam, Izuku created two clones and had them toss him to one another. In the end, he managed to beat Minoru's score, only stopping when Shota realized Izuku could have his clones do the exercise all day.
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After a hard day's work, the class found themselves facing the final exam: the soft ball toss. In the end, no one was able to get remotely near Izuku's score except for Ochako. Using her quirk, she managed to launch the ball into the sky, it never being seen again. According to the machine Aizawa was using to keep track of their scores, Ochako received a score of infinity, something the brighter kids realized was impossible seeing as the ball simply went so far that the device couldn't detect its location. Katsuki ended up getting the third highest score with an impressive 705.2 meters.
"You did great Kacchan!" Izuku said in a cheerleader uniform.
The blonde groaned in annoyance, tired of dealing with Izuku's antics. "Someone fucking kill me."
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With the exams now over, Shota began to address his class. "With that out of the way, it's time to reveal the results of the test."
With the press of a button, everyone's results and rankings were put on full display. Some were pleased with their score while others were not. In Minoru's case, he was tearing up as he found himself at the bottom of the pack despite his fantastic score on the repeated side step test. As for Izuku, well, was it any surprise that he was first?
"Congrats Midoriya!" Ochako said, glad to see her friend had the highest score. "You're incredible!"
As everyone continued reacting to their scores, Shota let loose a small cough, grabbing everyone's attention. "Now if you're all done comparing scores, I have an announcement to make. As I said before, the person with the lowest score on the exam is to be expelled. However, since all of you seem to be at least somewhat competent, I'm not expelling anyone today."
"OH THANK GOD!" Minoru joyfully cried out, hugging the nearest person besides him. Unfortunately, said person was Katsuki who swatted him to the side with an explosion in response.
"Well, it should've been obvious that he wasn't going to expel anyone," Momo Yaoyorozu, a girl who's quirk allows her to create anything she knew the atomic formula to, stated.
"Sorry sweetheart, but have you read the cannon series?" Izuku asked her. "Mr. Grumpy Pants expelled his entire class last year. There's no 2-A. Actually, wait. That's been retconned. 2-A's a thing..."
"Really?" The girl asked. "That's news to me. Also, what is this 'cannon series' you speak of?"
Shota, deciding that he too was done with Izuku's antics, decided to speak up. "Everyone go get changed. Your next class starts in ten minutes."
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The rest of the day came and went by quickly. After the quirk assessment exam, nothing of interest happened other than seeing which pro heroes would be teaching what class.
Eventually, class 1-A found themselves waiting for their last class to start, it being the mandatory hero's basics course. Surprisingly, no one knew which hero would be teaching this class, that is, until said teacher entered the classroom, making a memorable entrance.
"I AM...COMING THROUGH THE…door?" Well, it would have been memorable if it were not for one detail. "Er, what happened to the door?"
"Probably should fix that…" Izuku mumbled to himself. With a wave of his hand, he fixed both the door and window he broke this morning.
As for the teacher, with the hero's bulging muscles and his costume, there was no mistaking his identity: he was the number one hero All Might. Seeing the legendary hero in person, everyone began getting excited.
"Is that really All Might?"
"That's definitely his silver age costume!"
"Settle down everyone!" All Might said, silencing everyone. "Yes, the rumors are true! I, All Might, will be teaching the hero's basics course here at U.A! Today, we'll be going over combat training! However, such training must be done with style! Your hero costumes are labeled with the same number as your seats. Put them on and meet me at Ground Beta! PLUS ULTRA!"
Wasting no time, everyone began grabbing their costumes and prepared for the lesson.
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"Guys, check out what I found!" Minoru said as all the guys began changing, the short boy standing extremely close to the wall separating the guys' changing room from the girls' one.
Denki Kaminari, a blonde boy with an electricity quirk, decided to bite the bullet. "What?"
"One of our upper-classmates left a hole in the wall!" The boy excitedly stated as he started to drool a bit, kick-starting his journey in becoming My Hero Academia's most hated character and one of the most hated characters in all of media. Izuku mumbled a silent prayer for the boy, knowing how rough Minoru had it in other universes (fanfics). The fact he didn't get expelled for coming in last on the quirk assessment exam was a miracle in it of itself, as this seems to be his fate in most universes, although him dying or getting arrested were other common endings for the boy.
Thankfully for Minoru (and unfortunately for his haters), Izuku knew he was sticking around. After all, this was a parody fic. The worst that'll happen here is that he'll get his ass kicked in an unrealistic way for perving on a girl or he'll be forgotten by the universe unless he's needed for a cheap gag.
Like now.
Putting his eye near the hole to get a peek at the girls, his eye ended up being jabbed by an earphone jack, courtesy of Kyouka Jiro. Thankfully for Minoru, as this is a manga/anime series, his eye wasn't permanently damaged. In fact, despise having hollered in pain a second ago, he was now fine. Sadly for him, the hole was sealed up by Momo, which to him, was a fate worse than permanently losing an eye.
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"Midoriya, I must ask, are you sure that's the costume you wish to wear?" Tenya asked upon spotting his classmate. Izuku's costume was a tuxedo with the American flag design on it, except instead of it being red, white, and blue, it was light green, white, and darker green. The boy decided to take a page out of both Mr. Mxyzptlk and Batmite's books, choosing a snazzy look while also dressing similarly to his favorite hero.
In regards to Tenya's costume, the boy was dressed in a costume which seemed to make him look like a robot. Somehow this made him look even more stiff than he does normally.
"It's fine," Izuku replied.
"Wow guys, your costumes are so cool," Ochako gushed as she walked towards them, the girl wearing a skin tight suit. Funny enough, hers wasn't even the worst when it came to exposing one's body. Momo's costume left little to the imagination. How such a costume was allowed to be worn, he had no idea…
Fanservice. It was fanservice.
Then there was Tooru Hagakure, who was completely naked save for some gloves and boots. Her quirk made her permanently invisible though, so no one could really see her. Well Izuku could if he wanted to, but he decided to allow the girl to have her basic human right of not being seen nude.
...This whole thing about her being permanently invisible was starting to depress Izuku. The poor girl was practically a living tragedy. Imagine having to live your life not knowing how you look. Now imagine having to live life being unseen.
Jeeze, the poor girl's probably longed for someone to finally make direct eye contact with her, to be able to give someone a hug without them over or underestimating her height, and for the day the cute boys in her class would finally give her the time of day-
Izuku shook his head. This was seriously killing the story's parody vibe. Welp, it was time for him to fix that.
Walking towards the girl, he placed a hand on her shoulder. "Heya Hagakure, how would you like to be visible?"
Tooru froze, wondering where Izuku was going with this. Was he going to mock her? For now, she'll just answer how she normally does when asked something. "I'd love to, but hey, what can you do when your quirk makes you invisible?"
"Well, I can fix that for you if you want."
The invisible girl blinked. "Are you pranking me?"
"Nope! Watch this!" Snapping his fingers, the boy changed her into her gym uniform. A pat on the head revealed to the world the Tooru Hagakure that was kept hidden from the world, a light skinned girl with shoulder length black hair and aqua blue eyes. A final wave of his hand changed her into a blue jumpsuit.
"Done! Now you can turn invisible and visible whenever you want. The jumpsuit will do the same. So," Izuku summoned a mirror and handed it to Tooru. "What ya think?"
Wanting to make sure she wasn't seeing things, Tooru waved her left hand at the mirror and was surprised when her reflection matched her move. Having done that, Tooru decided to do one final test. Holding her hands in front of her face, she saw actual skin and it wasn't Izuku's nor was it any of her classmates' skin. "Y-you actually did it…" the girl stated in awe, trying her best to contain the tears of joy threatening to come flowing out of her eyes. To no longer be invisible...this was the best thing to ever happen to her. Deciding to see if she could turn invisible like Izuku said she could, she found it surprising that she had no trouble making her body unseeable before switching her visibility back on
Immediately afterwards, she lept into Izuku's arms and began sobbing, unbelievably grateful for the upgrade to her quirk. "THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"
Her shouting ended up attracting the attention of all their classmates, them being confused as to why Izuku was holding a crying girl none of them could recognize. Even All Might himself was confused as to what was going on.
Eventually, Tenya decided to get some answers. "Er, Midoriya, who's that and what is going on?"
"Oh, this is Hagakure," the boy said with a shrug as the girl continued to hold him and cry tears of joy. "I just changed her quirk."
"WHAT?!" Everyone, including All Might himself, shouted. Sure, Izuku's done some strange things, but they just explained it through other means. Summoning Lucifer? All he did was teleport someone who happened to share the same name as the actual demon. Ripping a hole into reality? His quirk allowed him to create Black Holes. Turning robots into confetti? Well, maybe he had a quirk that let him change metal into confetti. Changing someone's quirk? Well, that just confirmed to everyone that he indeed had reality warping powers. Humans generally have a hard time believing in anything they haven't seen after all, and even if they have, it takes a while to accept that what they saw was reality. They tend to chalk it up to them hallucinating or something like that.
Well, now they can't deny Izuku's awesomeness…
"Erm, I guess after the exercise, young Hakagure could go and update her quirk registration form," All Might said, him still trying to comprehend the extent of Izuku's power. Could Izuku heal him from his devastating injury? That was a question for another time. For now, he needed to focus on teaching his class. "Alright, as you all know, being a hero often means you'll be fighting bad guys! As such, you'll need to learn to defend yourselves. I've split you all into ten teams of two. Two teams will go head to head at a time, one serving as the heroes and one serving as the villains. The villains will be in charge of safeguarding a bomb inside a building. The heroes on the other hand will need to retrieve said bomb before the timer runs out. Any questions?"
"Can I blow everyone up?"
"How do the heroes retrieve the bomb?"
"Are we going to get expelled like with Aizawa sensei?"
"How will teams be chosen?"
"Isn't this cape fantastic?"
"Hold it! To retrieve the bombs, all the heroes need to do is touch it," All Might said before holding up a large strip capture tape. "Both the heroes and villains will be getting these strips of tape. Tie them around your opponent and they'll be eliminated from the battle. Also, no one's getting expelled."
Everyone but Izuku released a sigh of relief at the fact no one was being expelled.
"Teams will be chosen through a lottery!" All Might continued, pointing at a computer behind him with all the student's names listed. Pressing a button, the computer began shuffling the teams. Once it finished, Izuku immediately looked at the listing. As it turned out, he was partnered with Ochako.
"How original," Izuku wryly thought to himself, though he didn't care much. Ochako was a nice person.
"Wow, we're on the same team. It must be fate! I'll be counting on you."
"Now that teams have been made, it's time to see which ones will go head to head!" Pressing the button again, All Might had the computer randomize the matches. What should be to no one's surprise, Izuku was going up against Katsuki and their match was first.
"Good luck Kacchan!" Izuku said, smiling at his 'friend'.
"Fuck off Deku! I'm going to blow your ass up so hard you won't be able to fucking sit ever again!"
"Kacchan, I thought we talked about this. I know my ass is sexy and all, but please, have some self-restraint. Same goes to everyone else."
Yeah, Katsuki was really looking forward to hurting Izuku…
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Once the matches were determined, the first one began. The villains had a ten minute head start to come up with a plan, something which Tenya wanted to use.
"The bomb's paper mache, so that's a relief. All right, here's what I think we should-" Tenya began speaking, only for Katsuki to cut him off.
"I don't give a shit about what you think. I'm going after Deku."
"And leave the bomb unguarded? That seems like a horrible plan."
"You'll be here to guard it, won't you dumbass?"
"Going in without a plan will only lead to failure. Teamwork here is import-"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!"
Meanwhile, as the 'villains' were doing their thing, Izuku and Ochako were outside the building, trying their best to come up with a plan.
"So, you have any ideas?" Izuku asked Ochako. Truth be told, he wasn't taking this trial seriously. "I mean, I could probably teleport the bomb to us or something." True to his word, the bomb appeared right next to them before teleporting back to its original position. "But where's the fun in that?"
Ochako blinked. "I mean, we could do what you said…"
"But where's the fun in that? Also, I need to get into an epic battle with Kacchan so that the world can see how awesome he is."
The girl was about to question him as to whether it was wise to engage the guy with a fiery temper and destructive quirk, but wisely closed her mouth as she remembered that it was Izuku she was talking to.
"Uh, well, while you fight Bakugou, maybe I should go ahead and grab the bomb from Iida?"
"That works!"
"Ten minutes are up!" All Might shouted through the intercom. "Hero Team, you may begin searching for the bomb!"
"Looks like it's time," Izuku said as he began strolling into the building in a carefree manner. "Let's go."
Ochako followed behind him, wondering what Izuku bizarre thing will do this time.
For a few minutes, the two walked in silence, only for Katsuki to suddenly jump out from a corner and launch a point blank explosion at Izuku's face.
"HAHA! I fucking got you Deku!" Katsuki shouted in murderous glee.
"Oh, hey Kacchan," Izuku said. Once the dust settled, it was revealed that Izuku hadn't taken any damage, reminding Katsuki as to who exactly he was facing. Izuku turned to Ochako. "I'm going to hang out with Kacchan for a bit. Good luck getting the bomb."
Taking that as her cue to leave, Ochako ran off to search for Tenya and the bomb. "Good luck to you too."
Once she was gone, all that was left was Izuku and a bloodlusted Katsuki.
"Finally! I can fucking muder your annoying ass!"
"You can do it Kacchan!"
"STOP FUCKING CHEERING FOR ME!" With that, the blonde shot forwards towards Izuku, ready to hit him with everything he's got.
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"Uh, what are we watching?" Ejiro Kirishima, a boy who has the ability to harden his skin and My Hero Academia's favorite character asked his classmates as he watched Katsuki continuously wail on Izuku, only for the other boy to dumbly stand there as if nothing was going on.
"I-I have no idea," said Rikido Sato, a boy whose quirk allows him to gain strength by eating sugar while also causing him to be hopelessly outclassed not only by cannon Izuku, but by Mezo as well. Poor guy, he deserves better.
"I'm just surprised that Bakugou's still trying to hurt him," Masahiro Ojiro remarked, the boy's quirk granting him a muscular tail while also possibly making him Class 1-A's most forgettable character. Seriously, when your 'special attribute' on the Ultra Analysis book is 'Total Attributs', that's a sign of just how much you blend into the background. Just like Rikido, he deserves better.
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"WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE?!" Katsuki yelled at Izuku as he continued pummeling the other boy into oblivion. Sadly, it seems as if he hasn't learned his lesson from all the other times he's struck Izuku with his quirk.
"Oh, was this the part where I'm supposed to be badly wounded, only for me to pull a miracle out of my ass?" Izuku asked the blonde boy. "You know, this would be easier if you had told me what I was supposed to do before. Communication is key in any relationship, even non-romantic ones."
"FUCK YOU!" Katsuki continued his futile attempt at hurting Izuku, all while Izuku stood around like an idiot.
"Kacchan, you gotta stop using right hooks. I know they're your favorite, but they're very predictable."
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" After releasing another explosion, Katsuki noticed that a red light was blinking on the grenade-like gauntlet covering his left arm, causing him to smile maniacally. "So Deku, you might be able to withstand my regular explosions, but if they made these like I asked, then my gauntlets have absorbed some of my sweat. Once I pull this pin, you'll be fucking dead!"
"Young Bakugou, don't!" All Might shouted through the intercom. "You'll kill him!"
All Might still hasn't realized that Izuku was fine.
"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BASTARD?!" Katsui yelled back. "HE WON'T DIE, BUT HE'LL WISH HE HAD!" Pulling the pin, Katsuki unleashed a massive torrent of flames and death, instantly filling the entire hallway as they made their way to Izuku. Once they hit their target, Katsuki smiled wickedly. He finally did it! He managed to hurt Izuku!
"Man, I'm hungry. I wonder if mom's willing to make me katsudon."
The smoke dissipated, revealing that Izuku wasn't harmed.
Katsuki collapsed on his knees in anguish. "FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK!"
"Oh, was now the time?" Izuku asked his 'friend'. "Crap! I messed this up! Don't worry Kacchan, next time I'll make sure to help the others see you for the badass you are."
Standing up, Katsuki's eyes were practically on fire, his rage having hit a new high. With a mighty roar, Katsuki began striking Izuku again, releasing all his anger. Like usual, it did diddly squat.
"Hey, are you ok?" Ochako asked Izuku from the earpieces they were given before the exercise. "I heard a big explosion."
Izuku glanced at Katuski "Excuse me Kacchan, I have to take this." Turning around, Izuku began to respond. "Yeah. How's it going on your end?"
"Iida spotted me," the girl admitted with some shame. "He's made it so that I can't really use my quirk."
"Well, Kacchan and I just messed up our timing, so if you want, I can end the exercise."
"YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING DO IT!" The sound of Katsuki yelling managed to be heard through Ochako's earpiece
"Kacchan, I'm in the middle of something. Please, lower your voice."
Focusing on what Izuku had said, Ochako's eyes gleamed. "Could you?"
"Sure."
Suddenly, the bomb disappeared from the room Ochako and Tenya were in, much to the latter's disappointment.
"The bomb!" Tenya shouted as he began to panic. "Where did it go?"
"Uh, the hero team wins?" All Might mumbled into the intercom, answering the boy's question. Izuku had teleported it next to him. "Everyone, please return to the training grounds for your evaluations."
The four of them began making their way to All Might, Izuku dragging behind Katsuki who was spasming on the ground due to high blood pressure.
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Author's note 2: Am I the only one who wants an arc centered around Tooru and her having to deal with being invisible 24/7 (assuming that is how her quirk actually is and she isn't hiding something)? I actually plan on making a Cthulhu Mythos/MHA fanfic that'll tackle this.
Also, why are you still reading this XD