After my mini panic attack on the boat(which no one saw, thankfully),and managing to sneak off the boat without anyone noticing, I started heading towards the address that was given to me. The exam was in a small restaurant.
As it turned out the exam was underneath the small restaurant. That explains the odd password Ms. Gill gave me. Damn, I wish I had eaten more when I had the chance . There were about a hundred and fifty people give or take. Most of them looked pretty on edge. Funny.
A tap on my side broke me out of my thoughts. A little green man was standing in front of me. "Here is your badge you're number one-hundred and thirty seven" I grab the badge from his outstretched hand and sure enough a bold 137 was printed on it.
What an annoying number.
I'm sleepy.
I wonder if those ceiling pipes can hold my weight.
"Hi! I'm Tonpa, nice to meetcha" I turned around to face a short fat man clad in blue garb. "Your a rookie right?" I gave him a skeptical look. "So, what if I am" He gave me a oversized smile "I was just seeing if you wanted any info on the exams. I've taken it thirty-four times since I was ten; this'll be My thirty-fifth time! So I'm a bit of an expert on them" He sounded so proud and chipper.
I hate him.
"Oh, cool so you've failed thirty-four times on thirty-four separate occasions"
"Oh, yeah I guess" He let a suspicious chuckle
"Ah, here a token of our new friendship" He pulled out an inconspicuous looking juice can .
"Thank you Tonpa" I gave him a sickeningly sweet smile and take a sip making sure to activate my nen.
Lets see here, corn syrup, artificial flavoring, and laxatives'.
He couldn't even be bothered to get a strong one.
I swiftly downed the rest of the can. "Hey Tonpa do you mind if I take a few for the road? I drink a lot when I'm nervous." I sent him another sugary smile "Since we're friends an all"
"Of course" He pulled out a good half-dozen more cans "Here, make sure not to drink it all at once" He smiled again
"Thank you so much Tonpa, really you're a great friend." I then preceded to chug them all down.
"Delicious"
He looked horrified, and rightfully so. "Something wrong Tonpa-kun ?" I gave an extra tilt of my head for good measure
"Ah, Its nothing careful not to drink to much or you'll get a stomach ache" The nerve this bastard
"Thank you for worrying Tonpa-kun" I emphasized his name giving him a sharp and dangerous smile.
I turned on my heel and walked away. Like a boss.
Now about those pipes.
{I have the mental capacity of an asymmetrical stone I know Its not Saturday}
