Me: ok, so I understand you wrote new music
Phil: yep
Me: and it's all completely original
Phil: yes
Me: let's hear the song
Phil: got it
(He started to play the piano , but I couldn't figure out what he was playing)
Me: wait
Phil: what
Me: pace it up, a bit
(He played it faster, it took me 10 seconds to realize he was playing the final countdown)
Me: yeah, that's the final countdown
Phil: oh man, I already gave that one a name
Me: what did you name it
Phil: the last prologue
Me: do you have something else
Phil: I actually do, it's a classic inspired waltz
Me: oh, ok
(He played terrify the dark, it took me 10 seconds to realize it)
Me: is that your light will terrify the dark?
Phil: I don't know
Me: what do you mean I don't know
Phil: I never heard of it
Me: how have you never heard of It
Phil: hold on, just listen to the b section (Plays "terrify the dark"), ok, maybe not
Me: oh my god
Phil: ok, that doesn't work, I have something cooler
(He played just sing by trolls world tour, and I was getting annoyed, and silence filled the room until I broke it)
Me: don't say it
Phil: use your voices
Me: there it is
Phil: guitar
(He played the guitar version of true colors by trolls)
Phil: don't be fearing, to let them out
Me: stop
Phil: how about some pop, and and some rock
(Phil proceeded to play roar by Katy Perry)
Me: I'm going to the country trolls
Phil: wait, I have another one
Me: if you play one more song that already exists dude, I swear
Phil: this is a classic
Me: ok
(He played rock you like a hurricane by scorpion)
Phil: this is me, writing a brand new song, this is me
Me: goodbye, Phil
Phil: one more chance, please, I can do this
Me: ok, but this next thing you play is a popular song of any verity, you're gonna have to find a new teacher
(Phil faced his piano)
Me: Phil
(He looked at me)
Me: something new
Phil: something new, yes
(He turned to the piano, and played twinkle, twinkle little star, it took me 15 seconds to realize it)
Me: that's literally twinkle twinkle little star
Phil: it's not twinkle twinkle little star, no it's not
(Phil went to here comes the lion guard)
Me: oh, you're just gonna go into here comes the lion guard!!!!
(He ended the song)
Me: I'm done
Phil: wait
(I opened up a portal and went in)
Phil: come back
(But the portal closed)
Phil: damm it