AN: stop insulting me on reddit ok! you blammed my old acct into oblivion so know i have to do it on this new one!
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So anyway Kaleb doddled with marge in the bed and she liked it. "That was a very enjoyable sex" said Marge "Wow you are really smart at sex I bet you have sexed before" but there was...a Problem! Kaleb's engorged member was so bloated that the flesh horn had become stuck in the vaginal cavity! What is Kaleb to do? If he did not find a way to get it out safely it could injure Marge and then she would not like him! Ohhhh! That could not happen no. He had to channel the energy of Seamus some time ago, who had found himself in a not entirely irrelvant situation to his current predickament. Sure, it involved the sword Excalibur, but Kaleb was not in the mood for close reading. He channeled the energy of his father and mentor, former TV salesman William Darrel Mays Dr., and cast a spell: "KRAKOKANABISUMAREJEN"! Upon this display of magical might Marge instantly became drunko on maryjoana. The maryjoana receptors attached to his penis and applied a cold force, which aws causing the thing to contract and then so solved the problem.
"Dude", morge said, "what if you used your eyes to look at your eyes, without a mirror? Like, they're not thinking about that man."
"Woah." said Kaleb. But before he could ponder morge's excellent philosophical insights that he would promptly stick in that fucking community college instructors face fuck you Mr. Precopio I didn't deserve an F on that college algebra exam you idiot, there was... Homer, with a knife!
"God is great, motherfucker. I've come to take what is mine from you demonic, ungodly Seamus worshippers."
What will happen? Will Kaleb enlist the help of former presidential candidate Michael Dukakis to help him stop homer from doing a religous freedom violation? Find out next on Dukakis Chronicles;.