A/N: I grew up watching a lot of comedy movies so, this should be quite hilarious!
Loyalty Chapter II:
"So, you're making ma pêche a present?" Albedo averts his eyes to see the stacked shelves of other gifts around the store.
"English- please." Jr. sighs, "Fine then, "MOMO" I mean."
"Yeah, why are you so interested?" Jr. looks suspiciously at Albedo, as Albedo then lets out a laugh, "Just doing the right thing, buying you something." Before about to tell Albedo off he then sees him pull out a couple of notes, Jr. then goes back in shock.
"You're LOADED!" Jr. jawdrops upon seeing the amount of cash Albedo had, "Where did you get this amount of money!?"
"You love to pry, don't you? I guess it's just one of the things that we have in common..."
"Enough, pay for it and then we're leaving. I don't think the damn store clerk wants to hear your damn rantings about me." Jr. sighs upon walking out, "But is it really rantings Rubedo, he'd probably think our brotherly bond is quite- adorable."
"THERE'S NOTHING ADORABLE ABOUT THE WAY YOU TREAT ME."
"Really, I wouldn't be saying that so soon-!"
"Here it is." Albedo interrupts as he passes his present over, Jr. sighs whilst shaking his head.
"I hope it isn't something stupid."
Gently undoing the bow, that strangely Albedo did quite well revealed the gift he gave him.
"Oh- my- God."
"What?" Albedo smiles, as his eyes watch his brother's face turn from a scowl to a gentle smile.
"It's a custom-made gun, you're up to something aren't you?" Jr. began to reload the gun, before stylishly flickering it back into his back pocket.
"Not at all Rubedo, I know you have quite the collection of guns. I only figured to get something tailored towards your interests."
Jr. stopped for a moment, wait- what did Albedo mean by tailored to his of collecting guns?
"Hey, I know what you're doing!" Jr. calls out, "You want something in return, don't you?! That's awful..!" Jr. quickly calms down as Albedo let's a small laugh escape.
"It's only natural Rubedo, I'll be waiting for you to decide on what to give me!" He suddenly disappears leaving Jr. alone to walk back to the Durandal.
"Such a pain in the ass Albedo..." Jr. groans as he angrily walked back to Gaignun's office.