I do not own Re:Zero or any of the characters in this story.

"Haaaaaaaaa..." Typhon let out a yawn, clearly bored out of her mind.

Subaru and Satella were in Typhon's room with the girl, currently babysitting the Witch of Pride today, and they were trying to entertain the youngest Witch but that was easier said than done...

"C'mon Ty, there's gotta be something we can do to have fun." Subaru was rummaging through Typhon's toys, but none of them were sticking out. This was one of those times Subaru wish he had some modern technology like a Smart Phone or an Xbox to play, but Subaru wasn't allowed to use his Authority until Echidna said he was in the clear.

"Maybe we could ask Echidna for any ideas?" Satella suggested. The Half-Elf had never experienced boredom before, but ever since Subaru and later the Witches entered her life, the last few years have been the most exciting in she had ever experienced. So now that there was nothing to do, Satella finally knew what boredom felt like... and she didn't enjoy it.

Subaru wasn't too convinced though. "Are we really that desperate Ella?"

Satella gave him a questioning look. "Honey, it's either that or hoping an idea comes to us..."

"... Fine... a deal with the She-Devil it is..." Subaru reluctantly decided as he got up, and walked out of Typhon's room.

"We'll be right back Typhon. Whatever you do, don't run off, ok?" Satella stated as she turned to follow her beloved.

Typhon, still bored, started to wonder how her "Mom" did this. Doing nothing, all day, every day. Well, considering Carmilla can make anyone who sees her instantly fall in love with her, Daphne can make anyone go from full to starving with a glance, and Subaru can... well... let's just say he could crush anyone with a thought... literally...

Maybe her Mother was the most "normal" of the Witches...

"Pssst, Hey!"

Typhon turned her head to see her surrogate sister, Daphne, just outside her door. Like always, Daphne was still using her Centipede Coffin. Subaru and Echidna thought that the less Daphne used her senses, the less hungry she would be, and it sort of worked. Echidna was still looking into a way to cure Daphne of her hunger for good, but that was likely to take a few years.

"Hey Daph, what are you doing here?" Typhon asked, wanting to find anything interesting to keep her mind on something.

"I may or may not have overheard that you were bored, and I believe I have an idea..." The Witch of Gluttony explained with her signature grin.

"Go on." Her interest peaked, Typhon wanted to hear what Daphne had to say.

"Remember those 'Movies' Subarun wanted us to watch a few weeks ago? Specifically, those 3 movies?"

The Witch of Pride raised her eyebrow at this. "Yeah, but Baru's not allowed to use his Authority until Dona says so."

"I know, but I've been thinking of a way to get control of the Mabeasts even when I'm not around, and those 3 movies gave me the perfect idea. It's a little 'project' I've been working on with Dna Dna. I've managed to replicate the creatures' Bio-Acoustics and make them compatible for my Creations. Infact, I'm making the final touches right now, and they'll be ready in a few minutes." Daphne finished.

For the first time today, a grin made its way onto the Youngest Witch. "I'm in."

20 minutes later...

"Well, that was a bust." Subaru was exhausted, and they still had no idea for entertaining Typhon.

"Well, it was worth a try. Besides, it's not our fault Dona didn't say she was 'Not to be Disturbed!'." Satella said with a giggle to try and cheer her beloved up.

Seeing his Girlfriend giggling succeeded in bringing a smile to the Warlock's face. "Heh. Yeah, I mean she didn't even put a sign up."

With a smirk, Subaru was finally struck with an idea for some 'entertainment'. "You know, I think I just had an idea for some fun..."

"Really? What do you have in mind?"

Before Satella knew it, she was up against a the wall with her Beloved looming down on her like a Predator pinning their Prey.

"The sexy kind of fun..." The Warlock answered with a shit-eating grin.

That made Satella blush as red as a tomato. "B-But Subaru..." She didn't even know what to say in this situation.

"Don't worry, Typhon's probably taking a nap or something, which means we can do whatever we want..."

The Warlock and the Half-Elf started to give in to their Lust, and their lips were just inches apart, ready to satisfy their desires.

BOOM!!!

The sound of an Explosion reached the ears of the two, who both recoiled back and were snapped out of their lust by the suddenness, but were otherwise unaffected.

"What the hell was that?!" The Warlock was trying to keep himself composed. Had Pandora and Hector finally decided to attack them? No, those two wouldn't make themselves known if they didn't have everyone accounted for. So who was attacking them?!

"C'mon!" Satella ran to the front door of the Mansion as fast as she could.

"Wait up Ella!" Subaru followed as best he could. He was very worried, if he used his Authority, it could be bad for the others. Oh well, if it got bad, a scolding from Echidna or Minerva would be preferable to letting his new family get hurt, especially when the Witch of Wrath wasn't home to heal anyone right now.

When the two made it to the front doors, they burst through the door to the outside, both ready to fire a barrage of Minya crystals at the-...

...Kaiju Battle?

5 Giant Monsters that looked very familiar to Satella and especially Subaru were currently in a Battle Royale.

Each Monster took after the appearance of 3 Movies that Subaru showed the Witches a few weeks ago.

"Why, and more importantly How, are Godzilla, Mothra, Kong, Rodan, and King Ghidorah having an all out war in our front yard?" The Warlock questioned with tone of shock and confusion.

"That would be me".

Subaru and Satella looked their left to see Daphne and Typhon, who both somehow got their hands on some boxes of popcorn.

"Wait a minute... Daphne, did you make these?!" Subaru asked, still not calmed down from the Giant monster battle.

"Yep. I've been working on this ever since we watched those 'Monsterverse' movies, and these bad boys, and girl, do not disappoint so far." Daphne responsed with a bit of pride in her new creations.

"But why? I thought the 3 great Mabeasts you made were enough." Satella asked, now a bit calmer than a minute ago.

"Well, like I told Tyu Tyu, I wanted to find a way to control the Mabeasts all around the World should I need to, and 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters' gave me the perfect idea." The Witch of Gluttony explained.

Subaru was thinking on what Daphne meant, but it soon hit him. "Wait, are you talking about the scene where Ghidorah wakes up all the other Titans?"

"Yep, an 'Alpha call' was just what I needed."

"Then why are they all fighting?" Satella asked.

"They're trying to decide who the Alpha is, currently Godzilla and Mothra are tag-teaming Ghidorah, and Kong and Rodan keep trying to one-up each other. Wanna watch? Tyu Tyu is definitely enjoying it." Daphne offered, while Typhon was currently watching the Monster battle with wide eyes, not even noticing the Couple.

Subaru and Satella looked to each other, and the Warlock shrugged.

"Eh, might as well."

The two sat down, with Satella sitting on her beloved's lap, and watched the Chaos unfold.

Basically, just another day for the Seven Deadly Sins.