Looks like we are Trapped in this Wonderful World
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Now to the story.
Upon reaching the Satou Mansion, Kazuma looked at the new set of outsiders and people he'll be calling friends soon enough, with the hope and intention that his party members decide to accept them as well.
"Can you guys wait outside here for a minute, I'm gonna try to break the news carefully to my party members.
"Oh shit, you're having a party right now" said Amira with a smile, "No he means like he has a group of friends that he goes out on quests and missions together, usually the term party can be used to describe a group of friends if there's more than 4 people" said Vicky.
"Right, now hang tight here guys" said Kazuma as he went inside leaving them all behind to wait patiently.
"Suppose he goes inside to rally his friends over to get ready to kill us" said Amira, "No worries guys, I think I have things covered from here" said Brian as he pulled out a 5 ring revolver with silver plating.
"You… had a gun on you this whole time" asked Vicky, "Well yeah, I'm pretty sure you guys have a weapon on you as well, am I right" said Brian as the rest of his friends smiled and presented their weapons.
For Amira it was a pair of brass knuckles, for Vicky it was an improvised stun rod that had a car battery with its jumper cables connected to the improvised weapon, while Oz pulled out a bouquet of various grenades.
"Oz where did you managed to acquire so much grenades, better question how were able to acquire grenades to begin with" asked Vicky.
"Miranda had a grenade serf as he called him, everything I saw the guy he'd just hand me a bunch of grenades every now and again" said Oz, "And he didn't bother to charge you" asked Amira.
"Honestly the guy had so much grenades on him, you thought he was assigned as a suicide bomber out in the middle east, so me taking them off his hands was doing him a favor" explained Oz as his took it all in.
"So… what kind of grenades do you have exactly" asked Brian, "I got 2 flash grenades, about 3 frags, 2 phosphorus, 1 rubber bullet, and about 5 smoke grenades" listed off Oz.
"Mind if grab some" asked Amira, "Sure guys" said Oz as they all took their pick of explosives.
Meanwhile back in Kazuma's pad, things were normal for now as Kazuma was mentally preparing himself to introduce some new friends to his… cancers at this point since he doesn't hold anyone in his party with high regards anymore.
"Hey guys" called Kazuma as his party members topped whatever leisure activity to pay him mind.
"That was rather quick from going out to visit Wiz" said Darkness, "Yeah, never got that far into town, in fact it's kinda the reason I need to talk to you guys right now" said Kazuma.
"Why, what's wrong" asked Megumin, "Well we're about to have some fast company staying with us, and before any of you guys, looking at you Aqua, decide to call to arms, just give them a chance and we can all be friends here" said Kazuma as Aqua gave an offended look.
"Excuse you, but I'm more than capable of behaving myself around people, so long as they remain aware of being in the presence of a goddess like me" Aqua said with pride.
"Yeah, so ignoring the attention whore, just please don't be trying to start a fight guys" said Kazuma as Aqua began to cry over being called a whore.
"Kazuma exactly what kind of people you're inviting here" asked Megumin, "Don't tell me, is it a group of surviving male orc's or maybe a pack of pent up goblins" said Darkness as she did not hide how thirsty she was to get gagged pinned and bound and be treated as nothing more than a breeding pig.
"….No…." answered Kazuma as he was at a loss of words for dealing with the pervert as he was starting to regret touching himself late at night while thinking of Darkness.
"Alright, then who is it" asked Megumin, "Just wait here and see" said Kazuma as he went to retrieve the Player Characters at long last.
"Should we be concern as to who he might actually bring in, I mean what if it's like a succubus again, or the princess to some sort of vampire lord" said Megumin.
"If they are, Kazuma should know better than to allow such abominations into our house as I refuse to sleep under the same roof with anything that isn't human or doesn't worship me" said Aqua as Megumin and Darkness couldn't answer their opinion on the matter.
Making their way into the main living room, the girls of team Kazuma saw exactly what Kazuma was talking about having some fast company.
"What in the world" said Darkness, "Kazuma, why do you have monsters in our house, especially an undead one like him" Aqua said pointing an accusing finger at Brian.
"A part of me is asking the same thing, but trust me, I don't think any of them mean any harm to us" said Kazuma as he low key went and threw some shade on his new friends.
"My question is how or why you have them in our house, in fact why didn't you ask us to get our weapons so we can kill them" asked Megumin as Brian still had his hand inside his jacket where his gun was being kept.
"Because if I recall when you all guilt tripped me into making you all dinner, Aqua is useless in all forms of combat situations, Darkness can't hit the broadside of a barn, and you can't cast any more explosions till tomorrow, so really it be me doing all the work" said Kazuma angrily.
"I am not useless, and I'll show you by sending this undead guy to the heavenly realm" said Aqua as she readied to perform turn undead, before Kazuma moved in fast and walloped her on the head.
"Ow!" yelped Aqua as she rubbed the spot Kazuma had hit her, "Seriously this is why we don't have any friends" said Kazuma as he yelled down on Aqua.
"So mean, I'm only trying to keep us safe" cried Aqua, "You want to keep us safe, think before acting for once" shouted Kazuma before Aqua was reduced to tears.
"Waaaaahhh, Kazuma~ you're so mean to me" cried Aqua as she began to cry a river like she did earlier.
Throughout this whole interaction, the Player Characters were left watching all this on the side lines not sure what to do, but were aware they were indirectly responsible for causing such an awkward introduction.
"Um, hi everyone, my name is Vicky Schmidt and these are my friends" said Vicky trying to change the mood of the atmosphere and to move on.
"Hey there, names Amira Rashid" said Amira with a charming smile, "Sup, names Brian" said Brian calmly while also keeping a watchful eye on Aqua.
"Hi, just- please call me Oz" said Oz shyly as he was always nervous around new people, especially with humans.
"Well we might as well introduce ourselves, please just call me Darkness" said Darkness in a more formal tone than she normally uses.
"Greetings those that are out casted by the society of man, as I will introduce you all as the genius prodigy amongst all those that hail from the Crimson Demon Clan, even amongst the greatest of magic users, for I am she who is the master of explosions, the conjurer of combustions, you may tremble and admire in the presence of I Megumin" said Megumin while striking a pose.
While everyone was left saying 'What the fuck', Oz was the only one to applaud her for such a fabulous introduction, before stopping as he realized he was the only who thought she was cool and felt embarrassed for encouraging her.
"Right and this blubbering mess behind me is Aqua" said Kazuma before he felt a strong blow to the arm.
"Stupid NEET, you forgot that I am the Goddess of Water or need I remind you" cried Aqua between her tears that were slowly going away, "Oh like it even matters anymore" said Kazuma with a smarmy attitude.
"It does matter since I've been giving all of you nothing but graceful support and blessings and how do you pay me back, by not only showing me disrespect but also bringing monsters into our house" said Aqua.
"Pump the breaks, this property is under my name, and my name only, you don't like it or the company I choose to keep, go spend the night back in the stables" said Kazuma.
"What, you would honestly choose to house these guys and throw me, a goddess, back out on the streets" said Aqua feeling really offended, "Well I guess it goes without saying you actually get where I'm coming from for once" said Kazuma before both continue to argue.
"So question are these 2 are your stereotypical married couple or fuck buddies with relationship and trust issues" asked Amira to Darkness as this got her by surprise.
"Well um, you see Kazuma and Aqua have been together for a long time, even longer before either I or Megumin joined their party" explained Darkness.
"So they're childhood friends" said Brian, "Honestly they never said it, but you know it wouldn't be that far from the truth really" added Megumin before they all witnessed Kazuma just pulling on Aqua's cheeks to shut her up.
"They are our guest so you better promise to behave yourself" said Kazuma as he continued to pull Aqua's cheeks, "Alright, I promise to be nice, just quit pulling on my cheeks" said Aqua before Kazuma released his hold on her.
"Well, now that things have calmed down, why don't we all sit down and chat, get to know one another better" said Kazuma, "I was just going to suggest that" said Vicky eagerly.
"Alright guys, pull up a chair or make yourself a spot around the fire and let's break the ice" said Kazuma as he chose to sit next to Aqua for obvious of reasons.
As the Player Characters either grabbed a seat, or sat next to what they assume to be their new friends, as they all circled around.
"So tell me guys, I know we all briefly talked about it outside, but seriously mind going into full detail how and why you guys came here" asked Kazuma.
"Hold on, are you saying these guys were summoned here into this world as well" asked Aqua as she never heard of any god or goddess in the history willing to give monsters a second chance of life especially to play as heroes in another world.
"Yeah, it's a long story, but if we all had to say when exactly did it start, I would say about 6 weeks ago" said Vicky.
"It was getting close to our highschool prom, and well all 4 of wanted to at least try and ask someone out to prom with us, like every highschooler wants to do in their lives" said Vicky.
"Yeah, while we all agreed to help each other and support each other on helping us get our date whenever the opportunity came, it really all came down to nothing" said Amira as she was starting to feel said when explaining that part.
Hearing this really surprised the girls of team Kazuma to see these monsters for more than their appearance, and in fact it helped sympathized with them in seeing them more human if they were honest.
As for Kazuma he could relate to their sentiment as he's been coldly betrayed by the girl he loved, as she was the reason as to how and why he became a NEET and eventually died and was stuck with these 3 idiots.
"Yeah 6 weeks of hard work and dedication into getting their attention, only for each one of them to coldly reject them, fuckers" said Brian as he showed an emotion that wasn't nihilistic.
"Sure we could argue and say we had a bunch of memorable moments, but really the biggest one we all hope to make, never… really… happened…" said Oz as everyone was certain he was going to break down into tears, as Darkness went and rested an arm on his shoulder as she was the one sitting closest to him.
"So as a means to leave not only highschool life behind but the embarrassment of being rejected, we opted to originally just drop out of school and carry on with our lives, that is until our school hustler kid and merchant came along our way" explained Amira.
"Apparently, our good friend Valerie had sold us this weird remote control with a single button that would take us far away from this world, and after paying her we all made the commitment to come here, granted we had no idea where we were going, but yeah that's how we're end up here" said Vicky.
"Wow, never had I expect you all to go through such an ordeal" said Darkness as she was moved by these quartet of friends heartbreak, now turned into the start of their wonderful lives.
"So now that you guys are here, what do you plan to do now" asked Megumin as this question him them all by surprise.
"Is it alright to admit we haven't actually thought that far ahead" said Brian with a sheepish smile as this threw the members of team Kazuma off.
"Well if you want, I can offer an easy and quick solution for you" said Aqua as she was ready to cast turn undead, but Kazuma bopped her on the head once more.
"That's enough already" said Kazuma as Aqua whimpered over being hit over the head again, "So mean" cried Aqua.
"Look I'll tell you guys what, how about tomorrow we register you guys to the local guild hall as adventurers, and for the time being until you all managed to save up enough money for a place of your own, you guys are welcome to stay here, so long as you guys managed to pay rent of course" said Kazuma.
"Kazuma you can't be serious about letting them stay" said Aqua, "This isn't up for conversation, besides I can totally relate to these guys" said Kazuma as he understood doing a drastic choice that changed his life after being heartbroken.
"You mean how we came here with no money and spent the first few months living in a stable or how you got indirectly dumped by your childhood friend" said Aqua before Kazuma turned and viewed her with menacing eyes.
"You and your stupid big mouth" shouted Kazuma as pounced on the startled Aqua and pulled on her cheeks to relieve the anger her felt for her choosing to open up and share a very painful memory he's yet to share with anyone as of yet.
"Ok so that crosses off them being childhood friends" said Amira as neither of them can figure out as to what their relationship is now.
"Well at this point, the only options that leave us to assume as to their relationship would be either a married couple that was forced upon via shotgun wedding style, or a very close step sibling relationship" said Megumin.
"I got my money on them being roped into the whole shotgun wedding situation" said Brian as they continued to watch them fight until Aqua's cheeks were red and puffy for being pinched for so long.
"You want to talk about it Kazuma" asked Vicky as he let out a deep sigh, "No, not really, be it today or any day soon" said Kazuma as Aqua began to rub her cheeks and use heal.
"Well, I'm going to go turn in for the night, Darkness can I expect you to show our friends here to their guest rooms, and if Aqua dares to try anything, please give me a shout" said Kazuma.
"Sure thing Kazuma, good night and we'll see you in the morning" said Darkness as Kazuma waved them off to brood over the rest of the night.
"Well I think I'm off to bed too, come on Chomosuke" said Megumin as her cat decided to make her spot on top of Amira a while ago, before she meowed and followed Megumin post haste.
"I think we should all turn in, however I am curious to learn more about you individually" said Darkness as she began to get up from her seat as Aqua continued to sit there and pout for the time being.
"Good night Aqua" said Darkness, "Night Darkness" said Aqua before she looked at the Player Characters and turned her head away.
"God, is she always this immature or a bitch by choice" asked Vicky as they followed Darkness to their rooms.
"Please forgive her, she tends to get very defensive and judgmental on anyone who isn't human, and you can take my word for it" said Darkness, "What you guys saying your friends with monsters like us too" asked Amira.
"Something like that, we're actually pretty close to a pair of former Demon Lord Generals who live here in town" said Darkness, "No shit, really" said Brian.
"I'm quite serious, and who knows maybe we'll see them soon enough" said Darkness as they came into the first room which had 2 beds already set aside and ready.
"Well here's our first room for anyone who wants to use it" said Darkness, "Dibs" said Brian as he made his way inside with Amira behind him, "I'll be bunking with him for the time being, less that blue haired bitch of a water goddess decides to get any funny ideas" said Amira.
"Very well, but are you sure you want to share a room with your friend here" asked Darkness as she never really seen members of the opposite sex going to share one bedroom less of course it was to fornicate.
"Brian may not look like it, but the guy is a silent sleeper, so yeah" said Amira before closing the door behind him.
"Goodness, never have I seen a man and woman would casually want to share room just to themselves like that without…" said Darkness as she began to blush over the thoughts of them fornicating as she let out her own perverted sounds as well.
"Fucking? I don't think so, granted we've all had casual group sex before with some of our other friends, but no I don't think Amira or Brian feel each other that way" said Vicky as her words got Darkness' attention.
"Are you to tell me none of you are pure with chastity anymore" asked Darkness, "You mean virgins, honestly no" said Oz with a blush.
"Yeah, granted we can't all say we've had sex with our desired partners, but during our time in highschool none of us are virgins, and those that were aren't anymore since we all attended Polly's birthday 'Fuck till you Knock Out or Knock Up' party" explained Vicky as this really surprised Darkness.
To think that a bunch of young adults would casually go and not only have sex, but have group sex till someone collapsed from exhaustion or was impregnated really got Darkness' closet perverted fantasies rolling and they'll be rolling hard tonight and the nights to come.
That and the hopes of either being to convince maybe her party members, or at least Darkness gets to meet this Polly person who might throw a second one of these group sex parties was already getting Darkness overly excited.
"Oh my how truly… blissful" moaned Darkness in pleasure as this would normally freak anyone out, but not the Player Characters.
"You alright there Darkness" asked Oz, "I'll be fine, let's just hurry up to your guys room for the night" said Darkness as she lead the way, leaving Oz to turn to Vicky who began to fey flick her bean as both nodded in agreement as they knew exactly what Darkness planned to do as soon as she returns to her room.
Once there, they saw it was the same style with 2 beds and made as both turned in for the night.
"Well goodnight Darkness, try not to stay up too late now while double clicking your mouse" said Vicky with a wink as Oz waved her off along with his minnie phobias as well which was something Darkness realized just now.
"Night you 2 and the interesting little beings surrounding you Oz" said Darkness as he knew what she was referring to, "Yeah they're my own little friends representing fractions of phobias" said Oz with a little more bass in his tone.
"Little phobias" asked Darkness, "Yeah didn't you know by first glance, ok maybe it's hard to tell but Oz here is actually living fear" explained Vicky as this really surprised Darkness as she went wide eye.
"You could have fooled me" said Darkness, "You think that's interesting, Oz just so happen to be also older than time itself" said Vicky as Darkness was really surprised to learn this much about Oz.
"Vicky I thought we'd share more about each other tomorrow in the morning" said Oz, "That's right, well we'll see you in the morning than Darkness" said Vicky before closing the door behind them.
Left with a lot of things on her mind, Darkness had a good feeling that things are definitely going to be interesting around here, before she took a minute to think about Oz.
Very quiet, he seems well behaved, than again he does represent all that is living fear, thought Darkness as she was self evaluating the being.
"Cute though" said Darkness aloud before making her way into her own living quarters of the night.
The Next Day
While initially worried about having to wander around in public, less they want their new friends and everyone in team Kazuma to be chased out of town, Kazuma had already had a set of back up plans to begin with.
Originally he bought a bunch of large cloaks needed to keep themselves heavily covered, yet light enough to make great track, reason being is that he had suffered enough injustices by not only the bullshit surround lords and kingdoms, but also nobles who'll gladly abuse their power and use their wealth to otherwise get what they want, especially finding Kazuma guilty of any to all forms of crimes.
"I can't believe this is actually working" said Amira, "I can't believe your fire head hasn't burn your cloak and blown our cover" said Aqua with a smarmy attitude.
"You want to throw down bitch" said Amira, "Ladies, please calm down, we're almost there already" said Kazuma as they were but a few feet from the guild hall.
Upon entering the guild hall, everyone remained lively for the most part, with only a handful of people eyeing the Player Characters that were walking alongside team Kazuma.
"We're being watching" Oz said nervously, "Stay calm Oz, we're legit already at the finish line" said Vicky as they all stood in front of the reception desk.
"Kazuma, how are you doing today" greeted Luna with a smile, "Good, actually I came here on behalf of wanting to help enlist some new adventurers to the guild" said Kazuma.
"Oh, ain't that generous of you Kazuma" said Luna, "You know me, anyways I think this should help cover their fee" said Kazuma as he handed Luna a small bag filled with money, to which she opened up and examined.
"Yup, this just about covers it" said Luna before she saw the 4 cloaked friends, "Mysterious bunch".
"Yeah, they're a bit nervous to show their faces yet, you know" said Kazuma trying to cover up their story, "It's fine, they're actually not the first ones to be shy not to show their face" said Luna as she left the reception desk.
"Now if you 4 would follow me, I'd be happy to enroll your guys' adventurers cards" said Luna as she lead the Player Characters with her.
"Alright, who would like to go first" asked Luna, "I will" said Vicky as she stepped forward, "Alright, just take this, and hold it over this device and it'll tell us exactly what stats you're proficient in, and might help narrow down your class".
Doing as Luna instructed, Vicky held her card over the device and watched as the magic began before she pulled it away.
"Huh, now this is quite interesting" said Luna as she looked at Vicky's adventurer card that not only got the groups attention but everyone else in the guild.
"Normally it would just list out and read me your stats while giving you a choice to select your class afterwards, however it seems that your class was automatically chosen" said Luna as everyone began to chatter amongst themselves.
"So, what is my class exactly" asked Vicky, "Well you're in luck as you were given the class of Knight and have the actual stats to help boost and back you up" said Luna as people soon began to cheer for Vicky.
"Honestly we haven't had a solid knight class here in ages so you should feel special" said Luna as Vicky turned to see everyone cheering for her before throwing a fist in the air.
"Alright, I can't wait show me what I am already" said Amira stepping up to bat, "Certainly" said Luna as she handed Amira her adventurer card before she did her thing.
"Amazing, twice in a row did we get someone who's class was automatically chosen that matches their stats" said Luna as everyone was eager to hear the class Amira got as much as she did.
"Well spit it out already" said Amira, "Right, it seems that you're actually chosen to be a berserker class" said Luna before handing her card back.
"Hey Oz, mind filling me in what the hell a Berserker does" asked Amira to Oz, "Normally berserker class tend to focus solely on up close hand to hand combat, but the amount of power and damage you deliver is second to none" explained Oz.
"Huh, sounds awesome" said Amira as the guild hall members cheered along with her, "Well, why not see what class you got yourself Oz" said Luna as she waved him close.
"R-right" said Oz nervously as he will admit for a human, Luna was cute as she handed him his adventurers card before he registered it as well.
"Ok, now this is very strange" said Luna as the room went silent as they were now curious to hear about Oz's class, while the embodiment of fear was nervous that he was put on the spot light again.
"Well like your previous friends, your class had been preselected as well, though honestly I don't think I've ever heard of this class before" said Luna as people were now eager to hear exactly what kind of class Oz was.
"And that would be" asked Oz nervously, "Your class is called Scholar, and frankly I don't know if your stats had something to do to reflect with it in either a good way or bad way" said Luna as Oz was left feeling part dejected, and part being nervous cause now everyone is going to ask and want to know what he can do now.
"Chin up though, maybe it's a good thing, though if you'd be kind I'd really appreciated if you decide to come back and see and share with me whatever abilities your class has to offer" said Luna with a warm smile, "Uh, sure" said Oz nervously with a blush.
"Right, well that just leaves you" said Luna as she was mentioning Brian who simply shrugged his shoulders and made his way towards Luna and did what his friends already done.
"Oh my" said Luna as she put her hand over her mouth as that was clearly not a good sign.
"Something wrong" asked Brian nonchalantly, "Well… yes to be frank no adventurer normally gets this class choice until much later, more so should they continue down on the path of evil and corruption" said Luna as the members of team Kazuma were starting to get a bad feeling about this.
"You're gonna tell me my class" asked Brian calmly as if the dead silent atmosphere didn't affect him.
"According to your adventurer card, you've been given the role of… necromancer" said Luna as her words echoed in the guild hall.
Wow, they're not even on their first appearance, and already team Kazuma has already got themselves associated with people that are already putting them in hot water, and yet it's not even boiling yet.
Next chapter we'll continue where we left off as Kazuma tries to figure a way to get them out of this, while also seeing Amira, Brian, Oz, and Vicky in action for the first time.
So until then everyone, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3