I would like to thank the author of Loud House Revamped for letting me use this chapter.
My name is David Rader and my family is moving to Michigan. I am moving with my mom and dad, my sister to Royal Woods, Michigan.
Me: I'm going to take my bike around the new neighborhood and see what it looks like.
Lindsey: Alright, but make sure you aren't out too late and stay safe.
Me: I will, and I'll be back soon.
On my bike, I was riding around the neighborhood and passed by Franklin Avenue, where I found a very crazy house.
Me. Man, I wouldn't want to live there.
While I was paddling by the house, I smashed into someone.
Me: Oh no! I didn't see you. Are you okay?
A young boy with white hair was knocked to the ground because of it.
Lincoln: I'm fine, just bruised. Thank you for asking. By the way, you're new around here because I have never seen you here before.
Me: [shakes his hand] My name is David Rader, and I just moved here from Montana with my family today. We live in a two-story house around the corner.
Lincoln: Hi, David. I'm Lincoln Loud. Would you like to come inside and meet my family?
Me: Sure. Wait a minute. Do you live here?
Lincoln: Yes, I do. Do you have a problem with that?
Me: [shaking head furiously] No, not at all.
As Lincoln took me inside, I felt bad about my thoughts earlier.
Lincoln: Hey, welcome to Loud House. I'll introduce you to everyone.
Lincoln introduced me to his parents in the kitchen who were conversing about nothing in particular.
Lincoln: Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet David. He just moved here from Montana.
Lynn Sr.: It's a pleasure to meet you, David, I'm Lynn Loud Sr. and this is my lovely wife Rita.
Rita: Hi David, nice to meet you.
Me: [I shake their hands] It's very nice to meet you.
Rita: How are you getting on in Royal Woods so far?
Me: It seems like a great place to live.
Lynn Sr.: It has its perks and welcome to the neighborhood.
Me: Thanks a lot.
Lincoln: Come on, David. Let me show you our pets.
Me: Alright. It has been great talking to you. It was also nice to meet you.
Lynn Sr.: Pleasure is ours.
Rita: We hope to see you again soon.
Lincoln showed me his pets: a dog, a cat, a canary, and a hamster.
Lincoln: These are our pets. The dog is Charles; the cat is Cliff; the canary is Walt, and the hamster is Geo.
Me: You have outstanding pets Lincoln, you are so lucky to have so many. All I have is a dog.
Lincoln: Thanks. So, what's your dog's name?
Me: Her name's Bailey.
Lincoln: Cool name.
Me: [petting Cliff] Thanks so, do I get to see the rest of your house?
Lincoln: Sure, let me show you my room.
I disappointed Cliff when I stopped petting him as I went to Lincoln's room. His bedroom was quite small. But I said nothing.
Lincoln: Well, here we are. This is my room.
Me: You have a great room and lots of cool stuff.
Lincoln: Thanks, David. I also have 10 sisters.
Me: [shocked] 10 Sisters!? Damn, it must be weird being the only brother.
Lincoln: Sometimes it can be, but I wouldn't trade them for anything.
Me: I'm glad to hear that. I only have one sister, so I can't complain.
Lincoln: That's cool. So, how would you like to meet them?
Me: Sure, it will be fun.
A few minutes later, we were in another room where Lincoln introduced me to the youngest sister.
Lincoln: This is my baby sister Lily, she's 15 months old and the youngest.
Me: Aw! She's so adorable.
Lily was about to cry.
Me: What's the matter, Lily.
As Lincoln approaches Lily, he hands her a Lavender Blankie.
Lily was happy to have her blanket.
Lincoln: Here you go, Lily.
Me: [impressed] Wow, you are great with that.
Lincoln: I've had some experiences with my other younger siblings.
Me: Impressive. Here, let me put her in the crib for you.
As I put Lily in her crib, the second youngest sibling came in.
Lisa: Greetings elder brother. Who is this you have with you?
Lincoln: This is my friend David, he just moved here. David, this is Lisa.
Me: It's very nice to meet you, Lisa.
Lincoln: Lisa is a genius. She's 4-years-old, and she already has a Ph.D. and won a Junior Nobel Prize.
Me: That's very impressive. I noticed a bunch of equipment in here. Are you a scientist?
Lisa: Yes, I am. I am trying to figure out how to cure every disease known to man. I've recently come up with a cure for Escherichia Coli, street name: E-coli.
Me: Wow! That is incredible, you are very intelligent.
Lisa: Thank you very much for your input.
Suddenly, there was a scream.
Lola: LAAANAA! STOP IT!
Lana: Make me!
Lincoln: The twins are at it again.
Me: Twin sisters, huh? How can you tell them apart? It must be hard.
Lincoln: Follow me and you will find out.
Lincoln took me into the twin's bedroom.
There was a cloud around the twins, and they were fighting.
Me: Wow, how often does this happen?
Lincoln: Almost every day.
Me: Dang.
Lincoln broke up the fight.
Lincoln: David moved here just recently, so I thought you might like to meet him.
Me: How's it going? Can you tell me about yourselves?
Lola: Hello, I'm Lola Loud. I'm a big fan of Tea Parties, the Color Pink, and photoshoots. I compete in Beauty Pageants.
Me: You have so many crowns and trophies. You must take first place in every competition.
Lola: Well, I do try, thank you.
Lana: My name is Lana Loud. I like mud, animals, and I'm a handyman. [Hands me a business card] I do toilets, sinks, showers, and automobiles.
Me: That is truly impressive. I'll get in touch with you if we have any problems.
Lana: Thanks David, that's cool.
Hops, Lana's pet frog friend, jumps on her shoulder.
Lana: This is my friend Hops.
Me: You are one cool dude, Hops.
Hops gives me a high-five with his tongue.
Lincoln: Lana and Lola are 6 years old and have unique characteristics.
Me: That's fine with me, and I can tell they're both outstanding in their own way.
Lana: Thanks, David.
Lola: Aw, thank you.
As a pipe organ played, the 4th youngest suddenly appeared from nowhere and scared us.
Lucy: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey Lucy. This is my friend David.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you, Lucy. I take it you're into anything spooky.
Lucy: That's right.
Me: I'm a fan of all things spooky.
Lucy: Interesting. I'm into poetry and I have my own funeral service.
Lucy handed me her business card.
Me: I'll have to call you when one of my family members kicks the bucket, so to speak.
Lucy: Thank you. I need a word that rhymes with "rain".
Me: How about Gain, Drain, Train or Chain?
Lucy: Thank you. (Walks off)
Me: Lucy's different.
Lincoln: Yeah, but she can be spooky too.
Me: I've noticed.
Lynn Jr.: [offscreen] Heads up!
A football flew in and I dove quickly.
Lincoln: That's awesome! You have great reflexes.
Me: Thanks. I run a lot.
The 5th oldest came in.
Lynn Jr.: That was some sweet dodging, you just did.
Lincoln: Lynn, this is my friend David. David, this is Lynn. She's 13-years-Old, and she's a Sports Fanatic and Athlete.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you and thanks.
Lynn Jr.: Same here and no problem.
We shake hands, and she has a firm grip.
Me: Wow. You have a firm grip. Do you work out?
Lynn Jr.: A little, but I also play basketball, baseball, soccer, football, hockey, and lots more.
Me: Wow. You have a tremendous love for sports. I watch a lot of football and baseball on t.v. But I mostly watch anime.
Lynn Jr.: Cool.
Lincoln: We still have more sisters to meet.
As we approached Luna and Luan's room, Lincoln took out an umbrella when a bucket of water dumped on us. We did not get soaked.
Me: I can't believe I wasn't the one to do the old water bucket thing over the door.
Luan: Come on, Lincoln. I thought we were Pails. [rimshot] [laughs]
Me: [laughing] That was hilarious.
Lincoln: This is Luan. She's 14 years old, and she is a jokester.
Me: It's a pleasure and I can tell you have an extraordinary sense of humor.
Luan: Thank you. I have a [shakes my hand and zaps me] Shocking Personality. [Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?
Me: [laughs] I love the classics.
Luan: (Reveals a Joy Buzzer) Thank you, I know what Buzzes you. (Rimshot] [Laughs]
Me: [Laughs harder] Lincoln, Luan is killing me. I think I broke my spleen.
Lincoln: David just moved here from Montana, Luan.
Luan: Wow. I've heard it's beautiful there.
Me: It is beautiful.
Electric guitar music played, and we saw the 3rd eldest Luna playing.
Me: That is a brilliant piece of music. Keep on playing.
Luna: Thanks, dude!
Lincoln: [Luna Stops Playing] Luna, this is David. He just moved here from Montana. Luna is 15 years old.
Me: Nice meeting you, Luna.
Luna: Same with you, dude.
Me: So you're the rockstar of the family?
Luna: Yeah, and I get my inspiration from Mick Swagger. [Guitar Luna: Yep. My idol Mick Swagger is my inspiration, and it's Rockin'! (Guitar Strum] Yeah!
Me: Rock on, dude-ette.
We went to the last bedroom and the second eldest emerged.
Leni: Oh hello there. Are you Brian?
Me: Who?
Lincoln: Leni, this is David, he just moved here. David this is Leni. She's 16 years old.
Me: Nice to meet you.
Leni: Same here.
Me: You sure are pretty Leni.
Leni: Oh why thank you.
After she left, we met the eldest sister.
Lincoln: Hey, Lori!
Lori: I am busy. What do you want from me?
Me: I understand you must be the eldest of the Loud sisters. My name is David, and I just moved to the area from Montana.
Lori: My bad, I'm Lori. I was just texting Bobby!
Me: So he's your boyfriend?
Lori: Yes, he is. We have been going out together for several weeks.
Lincoln: Lori is 17 years old, and she is the bossy one.
Lori: I am not bossy.
Me: I see.
Lori: So how beautiful is Montana?
Me: The mountains are gorgeous. I have lived in Montana for my entire life, and I think I will like Royal Woods even more now. It was nice meeting all of you; I have to get home and finish unpacking.
I said my goodbyes, went home and finished unpacking my stuff before going to bed.
Me: I think I'm going to love it here in Michigan.
THE END.