Whit the VFX (visual effect) like from the 70' batman television series (whirlpool and jingle), the scene to view has changed and the duo arrived whit dancing moves at that 'Schmucks fun place.'
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Fizzi thought it might be an amusement park, arcade, or leisure center. However, this looked like a combination of a family restaurant with animal maid café, where designated host boxes has so different sizes and furniture, that it clearly has been a multipurpose place. Even though it was like a familiar native field for Fizzi [he work as Café Maid], he had a strange feeling that something was not in place as it should be. It was almost as if he gets this 'Dažavú' [déjà vu] feeling, like he'd been here before.
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As they looked around whit curiously, they carelessly headed straight for the line leading to service counter. There was this pun sized bartender # owner # Tapper, with a strong Irish accent, friendly smirk and some kind of 'legendary level' custom short sword on his back. At first glance one can think that he is 'Lepricon' [leprechaun - Irish folklore elf goblin, patron of the tavern and drunkards], who established this place to fill his 'pot of gold'.
The custom here was that at the same time only one customer was allowed to enter the reserved red square type 2x2 meters, which was right in front of that bartender. The hotel type rope barrier/ fence, lead that the rest of customers shall stand at side until they time come as if this was some ritual similar to audience in front of King. So the 'Knight' can immediately leave the place at moment he receive the 'quest/ task'. Or that, the owner can always have visual on the front entrance to see if some nuisance comes in.
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As the duo stand in line, they realize that there is even smaller 'customer' that the kitten itself, standing right before them. It was a certain tiny crab, who just walked forward and now stands at the center of that red square. As it turned out, the square itself was actually a lift platform that was capable to go down or up. So that the tapper could always look his customer into the face, as they were even, or he don't need to bother to bent over the counter to see who speaking to him.
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The owner smirked with great grin: "So what will it be, dude?" [cool guy]
It was unclear what the side walker has chosen but for the Fizzi it sounded like: [General rudeness].
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The tapper pulled out a larger cooking pot and placed it on the counter, so the crab can see it clearly. He then started adding ingredients to the pot, and commenting what he doing. "So we have some cheap spaghetti from lowest price on sunken grocery store in side alley. Some random pieces of vegetables, that gave yesterday as leftovers. For the spice base we have broth from the supermarket, and the excess amount of the cheapest ketchup that could be obtained. We mix it together and the resources for the dinner base are ready. But we still have to add the main ingredient..." The owner went full silence staring at his customer.
Of course, as the silence rose, the crab at last asked the obvious question. "And that is?..."
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The tapper was seriously serious, and his voice was uncompromised. "Get in!"
It went a few seconds as the two stared at each in some kind of starring contest, for moment glaring at the pot, the next into each eyes, and then again. But at the end the crab silently surrender and walked into that pot. Then the entire dish travel directly on stove and fire.
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Then the time for the two Neko persons to stand in front of the 'king of the restaurant', finally arrived. But FurTrap was uneasy and don't move. He was working himself in maid café and what he seen here made him feel like 'something' is currently not as it shall be. So he must ask the calico the obvious. "Listen buddy, you do really want to come here? This place looks pretty untrustworthy if you want my option."
"But the kitten throws her paws to sides and then pointed on the blog of coupons. Then made notice on that paper whit instruction to how to find this place.
But when innkeeper see that the cat hesitate to approach more as it should, he see trough where is the problem. In a good mood he places his elbow on the corner. "Aháá, as I see that I have new faces here. Let me guess: Daddy get the young one on weekend and you two walked in my shop without bothering reading the info billboard outside, and now yours eye balls are ready to fall out from your eyes." He makes a smirk. "Then is on me to make a good first impression: Hi aim Meliodas, Grand Hero, leader of seven deadly shmucks, and owner of this fine and legal establishment. So dear customers, please come closer!"
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The white furry tilled his head. "Schmucks?- Like Smurfs? Or Dwarfs?"
"NO! And NO! Shmucks! Don't even try to mention that greedy gem diggers here! And the blue tiny palls? One wrong step and- Ech!" He made a disgusted sigh, rolling his eyes around like he has remembered something that he doesn't like. "I am a retired heroic fighter who run a bar. So are you coming closer or you have some 'my personal space' issues?"
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But Fizzi realize something. "You not going to kidnap me to work here, don't you?"
The owner has a confused look. "Do I look like 'Etna' [Beauty Queen Etna] or 'Momonga' [Ainz Ooal Gown] to you? To kidnap someone to work for him? No! I, don't do, kidnaps! I am solving them all the time. And every time: its pain in my ass! Are you VIP? Have you 'Heroine' trait? Are you been kidnaped on regular base? Then I don't hire you! I will not go on another quest to save a supposed damsel in distress, because somebody decides to kidnap another of my employees. No, I don't care! If you want to work here: sure, be my guest. The looker rooms are upstairs. But I will not go save you furry ass when someone kidnap you!"
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The moment Fizzi asks: 'Is the kidnaping common on this place?', the barman pointed at the board whit portraits and photos about missing waitress and maids. Some got extra photo whit that girl in wedding dress standing next to her husband, # kidnaper. Because some of them seemed to look happy the FurTrap finally approach the Tapper. "Eh, to be accurate, I have been tasked to choose the proper name for the junior here, and…"
"I get it! Then it's again: 'That day in year! ' Do not worry! At the end of the day, everyone has succeeded at it! So you will to!"
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Fizzi observed the board displaying special menu offers, and he became a little skeptic. "Okay. Then will you explain me what this mean? It's says some controversy like: 'Frag off!', 'Double insult.', 'General rudeness.' 'Shut up and get the hell out of here!', 'FUBAR'…" He cannot force himself read more of those rudeness anymore. "What are those?!" Pointing at the board.
"I see that this customer have good taste."
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"What?"
"It's really an interest story. I start whit this special menu as personal defiance against drunkards and they nonsense about 'rasengans'. I put some nonsense on big table under special menu header and somebody eventually pick it up. It's unbelievable how popular that shit has become. Now I can vent frustration on customer, blabbing nonsense as two on three as I please, and even get paid for it. It's a really something keeping the insulting of others on high level, but It's seems that somebody must do it, and customers keep paying for it."
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"Uh, okay." Fizzi was subtly about to leave.
"You look like pure hart fella, so I give you a free example." He clears his throat. "So, you ball of hairs, prepare yourself for 'DeFurryAtion'. [removing the Furry status, no more fluffy]
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"What?! I don't know what that is, but I definitely don't like how it sounds."
"I get even why. So I have already prepared a little demonstration." Fizzi got alarmed and was ready to run away, but the owner only pulled out from under of the counter a bulky TV, And whit remote controller in his hand he run his visual promotion.
On the display was a scene whit traditional Japanese house court of some family that taking care about Shinto shrine. On middle of this place stayed a little chiby doll type emo girl (future Miko/ priestess of the shrine) whit a fluffy chiby Tanuki shire spirit on her side. In front of them there was red chiby fox shrine spirit. But this one fox overreacts on his yearly event of 'fur shedding' of old fur. He had used loots of modern hair growth products, and as expected now he was one giant ball of fluffiness, whit few meters in diagonal. So big that only his shocked face was seen in this ball of fur and cannot move a paw. Then this girl whit Tanuki picked up and an electric hair shaving machines whit greatly malicious grins on their faces. They turned on the machines and 'zzzz' SFX was been heard. The next moment they shave off that fox completely to the skin, removing all that fur, so big piles of shaved off hairs piled up around the courtyard, like some piles of blown leaves. But those duo of hairdressers went so far on that hair cutting that at the end, at the center of that courtyard, standing a little furless (visible purple skin) chiby fox spirit whit devastated expression on his face. And the two culprits laugh at the victim of the 'fur shedding incident' so hard in mean manner that they catching they tummies.
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FurTrap was shocked whit pulled out eyes on the horror film he just saw.
But the kitten on his shoulder just tilled her head in confusion.
Barman picked up a electric hair cutting machine. "So, my dear furry friend, prepare yourself for double nudity!"
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At the sound of the growl from that machine, Fizzi was slowly retreating, back stepping towards the exit.
Seeing that priceless expression, the tapper smirked. "Relax! I'm just exaggerating. Nobody ever get hurt!" He put that doom device and TV back under the counter.
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But the cat maid was on alert. "Nobody ever get hurt!? You just cooked an innocent crab a nearly minute ago, alive!"
Owner turned his gaze to the pot. "How's the temperature dude?"
The amphibian customer, siting in that pot as it was a luxury bathtub waved his claw. "It's awesome! The nutrition's on this soup doing great for me. You shall tri it."
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Jaw bone on the white furry dropped down.
"As you see, he's not yet cooked up." The Barman at this point decided that any more explanations are not needed, so he went to the business. "So what it will be dude? What will you chose for you, and for you kiddo?"
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But it was the calico kitten on the shoulder, who waved whit the blog of coupons, as she tries to get the attention.
"Yes, yes, I see you! That's are personal voucher of ours maids. Whit this ticked you can get that girl as a serving maid, otherwise they just waitress or operating staff. They often give this token to person, which they desire to personally serve, or sell it on auction for extra money. And you have whit you an entire block of them. Did she loose them? Then she will have great expression on her face when she will find who have them. But if it for one of the girls that don't work anymore here, then you two have been hoaxed." He smirked at them. "I notice that you have them the moment, when you daddy here danced to this establishment as some kind of big star that arrive on her stage. But nobody actually cared and the audience was dead silence. The entry pose and smile of your daddy freeze to that amount, I start thinking that he will lay egg from the enormous embarrassment."
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As the barman was jiggling, the FurTrap tries to stay calm. "I don't think that's how it works; at last I am certain that I am mammal."
"The same sentence can be applied on platypus." As both 'Nekos' tilled their heads, the owner continues speaking on previous topic. "On other side of the things, I am curios that you two have an entire booklet of them. Mostly girls keep that ting looked here inside of theirs personal safe in lookers room, and hand out one or two per month or lees to keep the price high and demanding. But from the two of you I have the feelings that something different is behind this story. They are not false ones so you can get to the 'service' for free, dint they are? Can I see them?"
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As the duo approached the counter once more, the kitten jumped from the Fizzi shoulder on the table. The crumb fished in his pocket and pulled out a gold ATM card with a mystical fox symbol on it.
Meliodas eyes glittered. He makes sound of leaf as it has found a good branch of something like high quality alcohol. "Oho-ho-ho! That's more liked… I getting now, what's going around here. If is that woman involved, then is clear whose name are on those vouchers." He give a fast glance inside of that blog of tickets, and after a nod he got down under the counter, searching for something. At moment her pull up on the desk a sturdy Renaissance version of payment terminal whit some thick cover of dust. "That's infuriating, even when I clean this thig daily, every time that I going to use this, it suddenly have a this tick coat of dust, as it was not use in decades. Who freakily needs this feeling like?: 'You kind were not been here in ages. Welcome here traveler from far, far away.'" And he blew the dust off, directly at the two, who instantly coughed as it was pre-scripted event.
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As the transaction was going smoothly the, calico instead of tipping pin code, place his own tiny paw on display.
When the think blinked on green, as all done, the barman was suddenly in professional manners as some experienced Clerk on services sell shop. "It is done. You two don't need to do, pay or order anything else, the maid will take care about everything you possible will needed, she will know what to do. The one maid for whit you have the voucher are currently on other task, but she shall be already finishing it. So take the booklet and please wait at counter whit tapped water bar (in every bottle on the shelves are water from plumbing), and the maid will come to pick you two when she ready." The owner starts putting something out from the bottom of the counter. It was a carton box whit some durable confectionery (candy) of some respectful age. "But before you go, take these. I am not sure why, but nobody buying them anyway. Probably it's because customers keep shitting themselves after tasting this specialty."
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"I know I will probably regret if I ask, but I am curious: You have under that counter a lot of things that don't been in use for a loooong time, don't you?"
"Ah I see, mister is brave and not afraid of the saying 'Curiosity killed cat.', dint ya? Relax, it's not that they are useless, they are the common equipment for any bar keeper like: Battle Axe, double barrel rusty shotgun, Dynamite, or some stuff to repel 'though nuisance'."
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Due to curiosity, the FurTrap has no other option but ask: "Which is?"
"Well I have this 'Shotgun Gatling' under the counter."
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"Why?"
"Imagine, that some cowboy decide to rob this place, holding two colds. Anyone will expect that I pull out a rifle or shotgun. But whit this baby and her 120 rounds per minute, any furniture he try use as an obstacle will be shattered to pieces and ruble. Any wall that can be used to his advantage will be good as gone, chase to exist. And because the ammo convertor belt, go all the way down to storage room, I put together a 5.000 round magazine. So they can forget I will run out of ammo and need reload any soon. Well, cleaning that mess of fired shell and ruble will be pain in ass, but try to rob me whit that weapon on my hand."
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The Furry dint knows if Meliodas pulling prank on him or not. But when the owner whit great grin and pride mentioned his personal urinal under the counter, Fizzi grabbed his companion and take quick windrow towards the waiting corner.
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The next customer that came after this two Neko's was a penguin. His order was about something 'that give him the feeling of flight'. After very short discussion whit the barman, a sound effect of catapult releasing his shot echoed through restaurant. The red squad reveals another of his secret. It has actually catapult ability, and was capable of catapulting the customer out of the family restaurant. Now every customer who was present can see a certain penguin fling through the hall. Right up about the entrance door were glassed windows that self-opened when catapult released hiss ammo, and the bird fly through him towards his freedom. Anny outside passers-by who saw that event must ask himself a question: 'Just who said that penguins cannot fly?'
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Fizzi was in awe. Only when he put the kitten on the table he catches a breath and makes sigh. "Buddy, I don't know anymore. Its look like discovering you name will be a little strong café to me. Don't you have whit you some clues that will be a helpful hint? Maybe a family photo will help."
The little one rejoiced and clapped his paws. The next moment he pull out from the bag a small photo album of A6 size.
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It was no point to hesitant so the both began exploring the pictures in it.
On the first picture vas a beautiful fox leady siting on armchair whit noble expression on her face and unexpectedly large fluffy tail. It was so big and fluffy that it nearly looked like it was a combination of nine normal sized fox tail put together. Her clothes resonate something that a fox goddess will wear to be distinguishable from others.
Fizzi was amazed. "Wow, this lady looks like she used to handing out orders to common folks like a noble lady. This one is you mommy? I don't know why, but just by looking at that photo, my hart jump by joy, like it was enchanted whit spell. What a mystery. Are you sure this photo is not enchanted by something?"
The kitten spread its paws to the sides again, pulling up his shoulders, to show id don't have idea. In other hand, he put his paw on his chest near to heart to show that looking at that photo evoke feeling in him.
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They turn to next photo. On this one was Fizzi and a speed racer/ fancy 'Go-Kart'. The pilot was standing in victorious pose, whit one paw high to sky and one foot on cart, it was almost as if he had just win the race.
The white cat gets suddenly confused. "Hey. I dint remember doing something like this."
But as soon the Calico looked at the photo his tinny eyes go sparkly whit pride, as when you get looking at you hero or idol, when they are at roll.
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On the third photo was that fox lady siting on her 'Go-Kart', smoking long pipe like some madam from fine establishment. She looked kind of unhappy; it was almost as if she had just lost the race.
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They turn on the fourth photo in this album, which displays those two racers siting on same table in some restaurant, having kind of romantic supper.
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And on the Fifth one, both of them has hanging around on some after party. Both of them seemed to have a good time, as the two make fun pose for the photo.
FurTrap silently stare at the photo thinking hard to remembering where he see this woman. He was so thunderstruck, that he starts valuating the Photoshop high quality work.
The little kitten has stared patiently at petrified Fizzi face, and tilled his head.
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Both of them dint realize that their maid waitress finally showed up. It was Savii - Fizzi's Robo-Neko assistant, DJ, and caregiver bot, about his size. She normally act and sound like walking ink printer, or calculator whit advanced AI to simulate basic emotions. Normally she was unable to distinguish live Fizzi from full body hug pillow that have picture of Fizzi's full body. And she was wearing a cute maid waitress uniform.
But from the first glace she seemed different. She seemed like she is not just some expensive web browse AI assistant in body of cat person automaton… But a person full of life and emotions, merely like some playable character.
But currently she looks like some live girl perfectly cosplaying that robot. Because this Savii have human class expression that tells story about her embarrassment. Her stare towards barman, combined whit insulted expression and her hands protecting her but, speak clearly that somebody offended her using encouraging slap on her but.
Due this she dint pay much attention to where she go and dint observe who will be her next master. But she stop automatically when she was near them. She closed her eyes, turning her head to front fixing her posture and whit deep silent sigh she drop the 'depression?' from herself as she mentally prepared serving her new customer.
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With still closed eyes and proper posture of maid in service she call for her hew new master. But her voice was not something harsh that you will find on printer or elevator, but it was 'melodic?' like she has leveled up to Savii 2.0 and become 'Vocaloid' [singers whit mechanic voice]. "My master, sorry for waiting, how can I be helpful today?"
Fizzi snap from petrification, stopped stating at the photo and turn around whit question on his face. "Hatsume Miku?"
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Robo-maid immediately recognized that voice and in panic jumped up nearly shortcutting herself. As her scared eyed wide full open she stammered lines: "Fi,- fi,- FIZZI?! W,- what are you do,- do,- doing here?!"
Her panic mod make FurTrap to jump little to the point he start worry about her. "Wow, wow. Chill out Savii! Okay? Take deep breath and slow down! It's not that I followed you here or something like that. It's a random encounter. But I have so many questions now. What are you doing here anyway? And why you sound so different? I mean you look like someone wooden dream come true." [Pinocchio]
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But the waitress was avoiding the question, sweating heavily, hardly keeping posture of maid waitress. "Oh its nothing. Just some seasonal flu. I was shouting too loud for too long, that my voice altered as a result. But I am okay now. Fizzi, how about you?"
The subject for what she was designated assistant, was now on alert. He can tell that even 'if something weird' going around the person in front of him was indeed his caregiver bot. But he never imagines that she will evolve to point she will be capable to lie. "Uhm! Oka-aaaay. I am just here whit buddy on a noble quest, to find his name." He pointed over the calico head where empty name bar appears.
The little one cheerfully wave at the waitress in panic mode.
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The nerved out maid, hesitantly let her worried stare go from her real master, and looked at the kitten. Especially her gaze aimed at the block of tickets. Then her eyes widened, whit the legendary woman sparkle. "Coupons! A lots of coupons!" She froze in staring pose so hard, one should thinking that her operating system finally crashed, and need reboot. Then she awake, and curiously looked at silver white furry the way as she was plotting something. "Soo… you two are here together, right? Then is settled." She goes on her knees, sits on her feet, and bow down so much her forehead touched the floor. "Young master, as I am under master Fizzi patronage, and in indebted to Mistress, please let me be your personal maid at full time arrangement. So I can fulfill my role as caretaker."
The FurTrap was surprised, from what he sees. His bot has never been so devoted before. "Savii, listen! I don't know what's got into you, but I meet this fella only today. We are hanging out in order to find his name. But if you are here, then I need your help. I am currently stuck at this photos and I need from you to analyze them to find what going on here."
Meanwhile the small kitten jumped from desk down onto the floor and approached her. He head-pat the maid whit his small paw. When the girl raised her head, she looked like she will go down whit tears of joy. And the calico offered her a hug, which she accepts.
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As Savii stand up, holding the kitten dearly in her arms, she finally looked at the picture in photo album. "Oh right, mistress Kurama. That's photo is from the after party of the race you unexpectedly win, after multiple unpredicted twist, when the track champion suddenly was not in his best shape." Suddenly she blushed. "Now I remember that I have been tricked to wear something really embarrassed." As she tries to not think at that memory, she returns her attention on Fizzi. "What, shall I analyze? If you want from me to find her location, I am telling you in advance that I am unable to do it. I already tried that and she has this 'Protection spell' that don't allow me to do. The best idea is to contact her office and ask for meeting whit her. But she's you girlfriend isn't she? Or are you truly break out and only now you trying to fix it up?" Her mood went down as a brick tossed onto river. "Well- the incident was pretty serious- as other things that happen. It was complete fiasco." She went silent full of embarrassment as she looked away.
Fizzi was confused and lost. "Hold on second! What?!"
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That reaction catches Savii attention, so she glared at the little one. "Does he dint know?" As the kitten tried whit gestures to say 'yes', she start to wondering. "They don't know…" And she realize something. "So I am the only one who knows? Then this knowledge answers everything." Fizzi tries to prompt her to explain, but she gives him a long deep look, as she was studying a specimen. Then, she picked up words safely/ carefully, almost as if she were trying to maneuver him into an agreement. "So my dear friend Fizzi,- do you desire catch this mystery by its tail, and get some answers?" When received his hesitant 'yes' she looked at the calico. "And I assume it's even fine for mistress Kurama, I am right?" The kitten gives her the 'issuing order letter' for Fizzi, and she read it nearly instantly.
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A Cash register cinch echoed the hall. It was the event sound when presented cash register has opening his safe deposit to in normal circumstance to receive payment from transaction. Or more precisely it was the sound of Savii to sold herself to the Fizzi task.
[Savii joined the party. By sold out.]
Now she was full of zeal. "The Mistress blessed this quest. Then there is nothing to worry. I will do everything that's in my power to make this task successful." On her face was for moment a hint of side intention. She acted nearly as crazy priest or zealot battle monk. "The Holy Purpose itself justifies the means used to achieve it. Yes, yes- foremost first, we need those two main witnesses to testimony."
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She put the kitten back on table. "Young master, it's time to learn the basic of using these coupons. But first, I must ask if that's a magic knapsack that you have on your side. If yes, then try to look onto it and find book about summoning a 'Yokay' [demon]. Maybe it's called grimoire to summon demos, familiars or something like that.
The calico cat give looks at the notes book on the table and then handover her the entire broch of tickets as a sigh he entrust them to her with full faith in her.
She freeze for few second hesitating to take them, whit expression as if she doing something bad. Clearly she must know how much power the little master just letting go from his grasp. But she quickly equip that item on her clothes on some belt, like it was some fancy way how to wear a deck of game cards and in cool way how to draw them out. She honorable bow as knight in front of her king. "As you wish my young master. I will use them wisely."
Then the kitten search through his bag, until he pulled out 'that' book [grimoire] which was like twice size that the little calico. He put that book so high up over his head that is look as it was a fan sing on concert. Suddenly it was so heavy that he lost balance and there was danger he will triple and fall down.
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So she grabbed that heavy book from him. "Just give me a moment and I will summon them."
Fizzi was skeptical if she even know what she doing, or if is even possible for a robot Neko maid girl to summon anything else that pay bill or invoice under her skirt.
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But the girl open that book and scan the QR code on first page. [Quick Response two dimensional bar code] After few seconds of downloading, she made her move.
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She make few steps toward the center of the hall so she will have a necessary space to work. Almost as if she were a pro cards player, she tore five tickets from the booklet, and hold them on the hand spread like fan as they was a play cards. On other hand she has opened that grimoire on page describing how to summon affiliated demons.
In 'Eye Candy pose', she skyped the recitation phase of enchantment by making cute heaven jingle sound. It merely look like her stats was temporally boosted by the power of the five tokens she take on her hand.
The next moment was right in the center of that maid café restaurant a shiny magic circle whit pentagram. Gust of wind blew around the circle like tornado and sinister music track was playing for the mood. It catches the attention of other customers and staff, but the summoned demon was already rising up in double amount.
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One was Newdori - Charismatic demonical priest who like to yell at people as he spread his wisdom of understanding. He has red suit and orange fashion glasses, which had been trademark from times of grand vampire Alucard.
The Other vas Roxxan - Demonical girl whit French accent and a (twin sister?) of Vronica - former queen of (lost/ forgotten?) kingdom of Neko folks. She's like to finding fresh blood for *?*
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Both of them has must to be fans of same movie, because as they raised up on the scene, they make the same famous movie pose and recite the same movie line, in theatric entry:
"For thousands of years I lay down dormant. Who dare to disrupt my slumber?"
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But the mood of both of them was instantly gone when Savii greets them whit warm smile. "Greetings, my friends. You have been invited to a wonderful quest including dinner for free."
Contrary to her, the duo was completely dummy expression as they failed to process what going on, and only stared at her. They only become alive again when they exchange a glance, and receive shock that they were in the same summoning circle.
First one to react was of course the priest as he turns to the maid. "Okay. Savii, what the hell going on here?! I have so many questions right now! But first I must state, that you should not been able to summon us from single circle! What the fook, is wrong whit you!"
The princes give her time of semi disgusting glaring at the Newdori until she looked at the maid. "Savii darling… It doesn't matter if you have Grimoire or not, when you as robot missing the blood in wains that are necessary for blood sacrifice. You simply don't have the power and shall not be able to summon anything."
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But the Robo-Neko was still in her enlightenment mood. "I work here my life sentence, and I used the power of coupons." She showed then the ticket as it was some gameplay card move. The five pieces of paper give a single colorful glow reviling powers of tokens, that was currently used up.
At that moment the duo in synchronized mod, already backed from her making two steps back. Almost as the pieces of papers was something they want to stay away.
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Then Newdori finally turned his gaze on FurTrap. "Fizzi! What the hell's going on!? Answer me and no jokes!"
"Hey! I am confused as you are. But maybe the clerk behind the counter can give some answers. He looked like he know something about why she like this and what going on, but don't want to tell me!"
The barman watched the entire show whit boring expression leaning himself on the bar, because the event manage scare all the customers who was in line to get beer, stuff and services, and they decide to 'run away'/ 'move to other establishment'. He was sarcastic: "Oh great. The best thing ever… reclamation." He sighed.
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But the Newdori marched right in front of him and dead stare at him. "Okay pal, what is this fookeri?!"
As they sight meets the tapper stayed unattached as ever. "You hired!"
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Of course the fan of Allucard don't get it. "What?!"
"If you want truly know, then the best way how to get your answers is to work here."
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As expected the priest dint like what he heard so he decided walk over the counter, making big shoulders and making angry comments declaring other intention that helping whit work.
But the barman turned his gaze towards Roxxan, witch stepped in front of the taper whit her evil smirk. "So, what it will be for you 'Mademoiselle'? [in French: young lady]
She was always flattered whit proper etiquette approach toward her. "Let me see mister bar keeper. What I seek is more like a service towards the crown. Something, which will at last; for short moment, warm your tummy and my heart. I shall pick to my hands something metallic slim and shiny, for the glory and honor. Maybe I shall show you personally, so stay still. [She wants to stab him.]
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Newdori who walk over to assault the tapper on his home field, hold on his intention for moment, because he got curious about how the barman reaction will be when Roxxan do her move.
But the Meliodas was cool even now. "Nah! I get it! Something that will one shot you down, glorifying like a small shot." [small shot - cca 4-5 cl glass of distilled liquor/ alcohol- sometimes in fashion shape of shotgun cell] He got excited. "I have something just for you. Just wait for moment." Then he turned his attention to his new part-time employee. "Hey newbie go downstairs to the dungeon. There is room whit holly maiden. Go there, do task that will ask you to do, and retrieve from her holly milk. There shall be everything you need to finish this task smoothly. The extra bottles for fill up shall be on shelf. When you finished whit the first one just put it into elevator and press up button. Anny extra you fill up, you can put on fridge and you will get extra reward for them. You look like young healthy man, so you shall have some pretty few bugs [money] from this one."
Roxxan looked like she was searching for something in the pockets of her clothes, but she get restless/ uncertain as she was unable to find it.
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But the jawbone of her college fall down as he try process what he shall go to do. "What the foooook?" The moment he exchange a glance whit the demon girl who currently had suspiciously harmless expression, he hesitate for moment. "How?... exactly will that affect her?"
"Ho, ho, ho… Trust me! It will, one shot her for sure. The warm will hit her right from tummy up to her hart and entire body to that amount she will respawn due to incineration. It's indeed a holly substance after all. So go already! You don't want make her wait for her purgation [purification] any longer."
But the girl in question realizes that something is abnormal here, and was on alert. Her feet made a subtle hint of her backing toward the exit.
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Newdori saw it and got angry. "What the hell, pall?! I know you crapping me! I am priest after all! I am not going down and I not going to milk her!"
But Meliodas got shockingly confused and seriously asked: "Do you have something against cow? What are you a racist? Well, until you critize her chose of fashion, she will go whit everything. Or if mister priest prefer sheep's, that one will have shift tomorrow."
This time it was Roxxan whose jawbone falls down. Whit shocked expression on her face, fingers on her hand moved irregularly as they seek to grab 'something', to jump toward this opportunity.
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There was one line that every unhappy worker desire to say to his cruel boss. So the red Newdori yell it: "That it! I QUIT!"
But it was nothing towards the sarcasms of the tapper. "Good, it saves me the trouble to 'fire up' [dismiss] an incompetent employee."
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The priest has whit his thoughts on lost. "Seriously! The hell is whit this Fookeri?!"
The owner was cold toward him. "Ogh! Incredible! Listen here, what you wanted, sometimes isn't what you get. But you chose this, he pointed toward the 'special menu' panel, where 'indeed' was 'Fokeri' stated as one of the options.
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The Newdori voice indicates that he lost all his hope towards the tapper. "You…. You are beyond help!" He pulled up his gun in order to save this poor soul from the misleading life that has living. He aimed and shot.
But Meliodas pulled out the sword on his back, and swung. He shouted name of some technique, repelled the bullet and adding wind slash. Then it was the priest who get hit by his own shot. And has been the priest again who get hit by blast in so angle, that he flew in pirouette above counter and crash landed on the floor whit 'Uff!', right to the demon girl feet's. "Enough of this! The maid summoned the two of you to a luxurious dinner that has been already covered. Its entire yours crap for enabling summoning. So shut up! Take you wife whit you, and do as pact asking for you! And for the record I am not the one who is here in control over you two and your plot of you side quest or whatever." Then he gaze at the girl. "And for you 'Mademoiselle', there was you one shot you asked for. I hope you enjoyed it."
Roxxan 'Face-Palm' herself as she cannot believe it. Eventually she grabbed Newdori who moaned in pain, and start walking toward Fizzi group, dragging him across floor as some bag or puppy that refuse to walk whit his owner.
[Newdori and Roxxane (Vronica) joined the party. Involuntarily.]
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[Notes, theories, and amiss explanations]
Maybe someone reading even this:
Schmuck - or shmuck, is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person. The word came into the English language from Yiddish, where it has similar pejorative meanings, but where its literal meaning is a vulgar term for a penis.
Sevens dwarf - been mine experts, and haven an unregistered mine that been super rich on rare gems. And they pile the stash on high volumes. Someone say they have been some elite dwarfs on secret operation to secretly mine the area. They operated on small numbers to hide their presence before they call a transport air ship and move the stash. As some runaway princes state, no one in kingdom had idea that there are dwarves in hills. Do you think they paid taxes?
Smurfs - mysterious tinny forest fairies of blue color. Their origin are probably of self-realization of nature magic. They are rich on manna and happiness. Because of that certain mage stated that they are delicatese that refill the mana in great amount.
Meliodas - Over millennium old Demon (prince class). Hobbit sized son of some Overlord of Netherworld number (ah who cares). Likes to run a bar of questionable quality, and don't caring for anything. Especially when it comes to ruling, or leading something. Like to run away, when there is no obligation to stay. He is terrible cook. Due to his education and travels experience, he sees right through Newdori and Roxxan, their bounds and deals.
Etna - Over millennium old Demon Girl, whit childish body and mind set. (Empress Class) Herold at Overlord Castle of Netherworld at astral phase, whose (world map) space warps more like nine tiles on any of the six sides of 'Rubicon cube'. (Don't fall or drop something to bottomless hole, or you will (eventually) fall from sky somewhere around.) She acts as (cruel slavery) 'Master' for 'Prinies', capable to instant summon them anywhere in army size amount and misusing them as high explosive homing missiles. (Dolls whit soul of sinner in artificial hollow body of penguin. Who must work as 'purgatory redemption' to collect money so they can pay the price for soul reincarnation and return to their realm.) Likes to live freely, and highly value former 'King of hell'. (Title that Overlord get if he is recognized by public and anything that count as senate.) Dislike those who interrupt her freedom. She kind of lazy one, if she not harsh on 'prince class', scheming, or harassing someone. (Prinies)
Momonga - Senile Grand Litch (formerly human) and 'Overlord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick'. After last attempt to look cool at the very end of certain 'Era', by simply altering single line on important NPC lore, he accidentally triggers a 'Magic goods ultimate technic to alter base of reality', his fortified dungeon moved onto new realm and his population of cannon folder (NPC), become fully sentient, passing to far his wildest imagination. As the single line he wrote altered reality, to be marked as unshakable fact, the nearly unrealistic design of Tomb (dungeon) becomes fully functional Underground City, whit his citizens. Now he is pile of bones siting on the throne of magical kingdom when hot succubus call him daddy in seductive way. He likes to play badass, as hero or villain, and exploring the new world and new old home. Dislike finding embarrassing stuff of his past 'in his closet' (Nazarick), that others (his children's) don't get it. (yet)
Heroine trait - (Damsel in distress) it's a character trait that increase the chance of that character to get into trouble like assault/ bully/ kidnaping and require to be saved by hero. If there is person whit any type of 'hero' status or trait, then the chance for this type of event skyrocket up. So they tried solved/ prevent this problem from occurring, by locking the damsel in high towers. Effective to some degree, don't mind the snowball effect that lead to (big fire) dragon settle there and turning the castle into ruins.
FUBAR - US military research division term for: Fooked up beyond Recognition/ Recovery/ Any Repair/ All Reason. Burn it down and start from scratch.
Newdori - demon priest who bless/ cleans the world of WR whit word of god, (ehm, I mean truth), pun, and swearing (yelling at players) His 'dead body' have after dead scene, self-clean ability.