Prompt: "I had a dumb idea of Kiritsugu summoning Mordred instead of Arturia. They'd probably end up fighting each other like angry cats." — Gaia
The last remaining Emiya (a fact he had made sure of long ago) sighed deeply.
"Oh, the old man sigh," Saber said frustratedly. "How original. What next, gonna complain about your back giving out? How the kids these days aren't respectful enough?"
"I didn't authorize the use of your Noble Phantasm," he deflected.
"Yeah, well, Lancer was about to launch his!" Saber countered. "He coulda killed me or something!"
"So that makes it okay that you took down three cranes at the port, causing tens of millions of yen in damage?"
"Should have made it sturdier," she mumbled, crossing her arms. "Not my fault the construction company cheaps out on good metal."
He pinched the bridge of his nose.
"You're going to have to point me in the direction of where we can smelt mundane steel that can stand up to the force of a Knight of the Round Table."
"Not my job!" she replied jubilantly. "I'm a knight, not a... prospector or whatever."
"I think I would have preferred the prospector…" Kiritsugu mumbled.