A/N: Here's Chapter Two! Hope ya like it, and while I'm not sure the Italian is 100% correct, I tried my best. I'm American, not Italian, so... yeah. I know a little bit from a story I was writing where the two main characters were Italian, but that's about it... Anywho, ON WITH THE STORY!

Disclaimer: I own nothing... *sad face*... If I did own the characters, you can rest assured that most of them would still be alive.

Mr. Delmar, I'm Dating Your Daughter

The second thing the Avengers found amusing about Peter Parker was his humor, and his sarcastic comments.

That time that Steve and Sam took him to Delmar's and Peter insisted on paying, the two older men couldn't help but overhear the conversation the Sandwich Shop owner was having with the teen.

"Hey, Pete," Mr. Delmar said with a slight accent.

"Hiya, Mr. Delmar," was Peter's kind response.

"How's your Aunt doin'?"

Peter looked up at the older man, and the protective look in his eyes made Steve smile.

"She's good, yeah," he answered.

Mr. Delmar grinned and turned to yell at someone in the back,

"E una donna italiana molto sexy!"

Both Sam and Steve, who both knew Italian from their time in the military, were very surprised when Peter crossed his arms, took a step forward, and said smugly,

"Como esta tu hija, eh?"

Sam's jaw dropped, and Steve let out a surprised laugh, but Peter and Mr. Delmar paid them no mind.

"That'll be twenty-five dollars," Mr. Delmar sniffed after a moment, turning to the cash register.

Peter gestured to the sign above the register.

"It's fifteen dollars!" he said with a smile and a small laugh.

"For that comment," Mr. Delmar replied, "it's twenty-five."

"You know I'm joking, right, sir?" Peter smiled fully now. "I've got a girlfriend."

Steve and Sam raised their eyebrows in surprise. Peter had a girlfriend?

"Really?" Mr. Delmar seemed curious as well. "Who?"

Peter smirked.

"Your daughter."

Sam released a wheezing laugh as he doubled over, clutching his knees to hold himself up. Steve grinned and shook his head.

Mr. Delmar stood there in a shocked silence while Peter tried hard not to laugh. He failed.

"I'm kidding!" he cried when he saw the look Mr. Delmar was giving him. "I really am kidding! I actually do have a girlfriend," he added as he straightened himself up. He gave a small, serious smile, and his eyes filled with warmth. "Her name is MJ."

After a moment, Mr. Delmar smiled and shook his head, reaching out to ruffle Peter's hair.

"Well, Pete," he said, smiling as he took the offered money and punched some numbers into the cash register, "you treat your lady good, you hear?"

Peter smiled.

"She'd kill me if I didn't, sir."

Mr. Delmar chuckled as the trio left the shop.

Sam was still wheezing at Peter when they got back to the tower, much to the bewilderment of the rest of the team.