**Please Note: I don't do accents.
*SPLASH*
Harry felt water hitting his face.
'Harry, mate, can you hear me?' Neville asked. As he started to shake Harry.
'Ron stop. I'm up.' Harry said as he started to sit up. While Harry wiped the remaining water off of his face he looked around. The first thing he saw was an upset Fleur, Hermione, and Tonks. In Harry's honest opinion, they looked like someone had died. Which was a little confusing for Harry. Fleur he could understand, something weird happened on her special day. But for Hermione and Tonks to look like that then maybe someone did die?
The next thing he noticed was the wedding guest. Some were having casual conversation with each other and other, well the majority looked scandalized while glancing between the three girls and sometimes Harry. And a few just casually shook their heads, again looking like someone had died.
'Neville?'
'Yeah Harry?'
'Who died?'
'No one.'
This confused Harry. If no one had died then why do they all look like this.
'Then. . .' Harry began to say. Only for Andromeda to sigh loudly. Which surprised Harry.
'Oh for Merlin's sakes, Harry get with the program.' Andromeda started. 'That idiot minister royal fucked up the wedding vow and now instead of Fleur being married to Bill, she is now married to you, along with Hermione and Nymphadora.'
'Married?!' Harry then looked at his hand with the ring and then at the left hands of Fleur, Hermione, and Tonks. 'Ack. Quick someone help me get this thing off!' He said as he started to try and pull the gold band off.
'That won't work. Its magically bound to you. The ring doesn't come off.' Andromeda stated.
'Like hell it won't. Where is my wand?' Harry reached out and his wand flew to his hand. Inciting a few gasps among the guest. 'Finite!'
All that happened when he tried to cancel the ring was a golden light that pulsed.
'Fine. I'll just cut you off. Diffindo!'
Gold pulse
'Relashio!'
Gold pulse
'Merlin's beard! Neville cut my hand off.' Harry said turning to Neville, who turned wide eyed.
'Harry it doesn't work that way.' Neville told Harry not really able to look him in the eyes.
'Why not? Fine, I won't force you. RON! Where are you at? Come cut my hand off.' Harry said as he moved towards the Weasley's. All he found was the Twins, Charlie, Molly, and Arthur standing around Bill, who was sitting down looking quite depressed.
'Bill I am sorry about what is happening. I will get this fixed as soon as I find Ron. Where is he so I can get him to cut this ring off or my hand?' Harry said.
'Ron left Harry ole chap.' Fred said.
'Ginny too. Couldn't handle the heart break.' George piped up.
'Why would they leave? The wedding is still on, just get this damned ring off my finger and give it to Bill.'
'You daft boy. That ring is now permanent on your finger. It does NOT come off. Bill can not get married to Fleur now. You are her husband. Not him.' Andromeda explained.
'Then Divorce. . .'
'Does not exist with magic.' Andromeda said.
'That can't be. Mr. Weasley, tell me this isn't true?' Harry asked.
Arthur just shook his head. Harry just felt himself pale. Surely someone would know. That's it. Hermione.
'Hermione!' Harry said as he rushed to where she was sitting with Tonks and Fleur trying to comfort the bride. 'Hermione, your the smart witch I know. I am sure you must have done some research on magical weddings. Please tell me there is some way to get this annulled.'
'I am sorry Harry. There are only two ways to do that and both are not an option at this time anymore.' Hermione said quietly. Harry could tell she was trying to not cry as well.
'What are the two options?'
'Well when the minister says does anyone object to the union. But that won't work, as he got nervous and finished the ceremony with so mote it be. And you dying is the only other option and you and I know damn well that idea is not at all an idea.'
Hearing this, Harry just sat down. He could only silently agree with Hermione, those options are truly closed.
'So what do we do now?' Harry asked, looking at the three women.
'I don't know Harry. We also have the items to find as well and now this?' Hermione shrugged. Hearing this from Hermione made Harry truly groan from the massive headache he was having.
'At least we are packed and ready to go at a moments notice. Though I think we have some time.' Harry said trying to sound hopeful. Though he didn't sound convincing.
'Harry. Haven't you learned not to say something like that?' Hermione said.
Harry was going to ask her what she meant but before doing so a bluish white glow appeared in the middle of the room.
A patronus.
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When Harry looked at the patronus, he noticed it was a lynx and when it spoke in a deep baritone voice, he knew it was from Kingsley.
"The Ministry has Fallen. The Minister is dead. They are coming. They are coming."
As the Patronus faded people started to panic and pop out of the tent as quickly as they could. It was only then that Fleur and Tonks seemed to become responsive.
"Harry what are we going to be doing?' Tonks asked, wand drawn.
'You and Fleur are coming with me and Hermione. It is not safe now that this mess has happened. Even if we doin't like it, we four are now married.' Harry stated. He then turned to Mr. Weasley. Tell the Delecours, Fleur is with us. We have to leave before, they get here.'
Arthur gave a quick nod and helped people leave.
Harry then turned to Hermione, 'Where is Snuffles?'
'He and Moony left. Said they were going home.'
'Good we will meet them there.' Before anymore could be said, Death Eaters started to pop into existance and start casting spells at random. He felt Hermione grab him and with a tug was gone.
A moment after being shoved through a narrow tube, Harry found himself, Fleur and Tonks standing in the middle of London's shopping district.
'Harry stop staring and get moving we have to get off the street and we need to change.' Hermione said pulling Harry along.
'And what am I going to change into? I am in a wedding dress!' Fleur said finally speaking after remaining silent all this time.
'That is why we are here Fleur, you and Tonks need to change and Voldemort and his Death Munchers won't be able to find us in central London surrounded by Muggles. Now lets find a clothing store.'
Soon they, the three girls and Harry, found themselves in Havana Shopping Mall. Thankfully Tonks was a half-blood and Fleur liked shopping so they didn't look out of place. Aside from the wedding dress and dress robes. After stepping into one of the open stores, the two girls went to work finding something to wear.
'Hermione we forgot about Ron.' Harry said in sudden realization.
'Ron is perfectly capable of thinking for himself, I am sure he can figure something out until we get ourselves safe first.' Hermione said with a mumble, though to Harry it sound more like doubt that Ron could do such a thing.
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As Harry and Hermione were talking, Tonks was currently sitting in a stall, trying not to panic. She couldn't believe what was going on. One second she was happily engaged to the man she had wanted for over a year and then the next second, she married to Harry-I-Can't-Stay-Out-of-Trouble-Potter. What was this world coming to? But really, she was partially responsible as well. Had she not tried to grab Hermione to help prevent the inevitable, she wouldn't have gotten into this mess. With a deep breath, Tonks shoved the rest of her dress into the now magically expanded pockets of the jeans she wore. Then looking in the mirror made sure her features were normal, or at least as normal as a Metamorphmagus could be with hot pink hair.
Upon exiting, she saw Harry and Hermione have a small talk in the corner about something and went to join them. Her only concern now was if she could still collect the Galleon on bet for when Harry and Hermione would get married bet. That payday alone would make this all worth it.
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As of this morning, Fleur Delecour was on Cloud 9. She was set to getting married to Bill Weasley. It had all been planned out to the 'tea' as the British like to say. Though why they made plans according to that drink, Fleur would never know. The plan in her head went, get married, eat and dance surrounded by family and loved ones, then Bill take her on a romantic ride in the bed for the first time. Though she would never admit it to anyone out loud, with her being part Veela or the fact that Bill kept denying her. But no that imbecile wedding minister had to go and ruin the easiest spell in the history of wedding vows. She knew she should have gotten married in Paris. But wanting to have a strong family bond she caved to the Weasley Families desire to marry in the apple orchard. Though she felt it would have been nicer in Autumn.
Though now the only thing she could look forward to was a mad man hunting her down due to her new 'husband' beating him as a baby. The so called Dark Lord had issues. Well hopefully Harry's conquest of Hogwarts girls was as profound as Ginny said they were, or the bedroom was going to be very awkward for them both. Because if there was one thing Fleur Delecour knew at that moment, she was done with the British men not taking action. It was time for her to show what a French women would do to get what she wanted.
With a deep breath, she walked out of the dressing room, only to trip straight into Nymphadora Tonks and sent them both to the floor. Only for the room to explode around them both with spellfire.
