Chapter 2: Dumbledore in Hogwas
The letter said I was a wizard!
"The letter said you are a wizard!" mummy said. She probably couldn't believe it that I'm a wizard.
"Yeah, datz what I said. I rallied my eyes. She such a normie lol. hating on ur mum is so cool xD lol uwu
TIMESKIP
We went to that one place where you could buy wizard stuff and get ready and stufs. Mom was being a prep, actually ASKING THE PEOPLES instead of glaring n cool like me. Ugh. Y did my amazing edgy goth dad marry such a ************ ********* ***********.
TIMESKIP
Anyway i was inside a room in that train thingie. It take you to Hogwarts. I wearing a dark dress that was ankle-length. It was long and pretty. and I had eyeliner and some lipstikk. My yellow hair had grown bangs. As soon as I was inside Hogwart, I WILL dye my hair. Then I will be the c00ler.
I am without my mom, since OBVI if cool boiz were inside the train, I cannot be w/ da preppy annoying mom. I looked at the window sadly.
"Hey." person said.
"Ugh, what are you doing in here?" I said.
"All the other compartments were full" she said. "Stupid really. Hogwarts should know how many people would come."
Compa.. comparttent? Compartment? Great, I'm stuck with a nerd. UGH.
She had brown messy, ugly hair and a stupid look on her face… I could tell she was a socialite, happy, fun-loving stupid annoying PREPPY IDIOT!
She started talking more and more. Her stupid smol brain didn't even know I wasn't listenin!
And then IT happened! My dark red eyes with flowers inside started to VIBRATEEE…!
"You FOOL! You have no idea of what you are doing!" I SCREAMED at her Y!
She had a stupid look on her face, obvi. (cuz she's sooo dumb lol xD)
I tried to hold it back…
…!
But then, my eyes SNAPPED OPEN!
They were now white, and a crazy amount of light came out of my body. I was struggling to keep it in. Blood started dropping down my beautiful national treasure fingers.
TIMESKIP
"Where am I" I asked the room.
"Youz are in de Hogwort healing room." Said some old dud. He had a long beard and a balloon shaped bodysuit.
I glaired at him.
"Youz teleportedth the whole train to Hogwart. Youz hath a lotta magic powerz youz knoweth?! He had a weird eye twinkle thingie going on. He is like, sooo weird ugh. I flipped my shiny, longgg hair.
"Youz… alzzo saveth us awl…!"
Wait wut? "Whatchu mean" I asked intelligently. His long crazy beird was poking his eyes in a crazy way.
"Apparently, the big baddie VOL De MORT and his Evil Gang of Evil People wus riding on 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 unicorns on top of the train! Youz teleportethh us befoe he could kileth uz!"
He looked at me in an evil way in his eye.
"Estiquement du Rose Maroon Peverell, you are strong & there4 should marry my son, daraconius dragonslayer heatfullia dumbledore." just when he said that, an evil normie boy came into the room. he looked normal, bit had an evil glint in his eye. one eye bcuz he had a weeaboo kakashi headband that made 1 of his eyes not seeable. and thats when i knew fo sure...
dumbledoes son...is a GROSS SMELLY WEEB?!
I. GASPED.