(Or "Beach Blanket Bullwinkle!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME AS YOU CAN RECALL, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST HIT THE BEACHES OF SUNNY MAUI, HAWAII! BORIS AND NATASHA ARE THERE AS WELL, STILL TRYING TO KILL THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL, BUT LET'S FOCUS ON OUR TWO HEROES RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE JUST AS THEY WERE GONNA TAKE A DIP IN THE OCEAN—"

(*whistle!*)

"HEY! YOU TWO!" The lifeguard hollered, blowing his whistle. "TH' NUDE BEACH IS THAT-A-WAY, PUT SOME TRUNKS ON!!"

"Uh, trunks?" Bullwinkle asked.

"Yeah, have ya looked in the mirror lately, pal?!" The lifeguard exclaimed. "You two are completely NAKED!"

"Oh GOOD HEAVENS HE'S RIGHT!!" Bullwinkle covered his crotch area. "AND YOU ARE TOO, ROCKY!"

"But Bullwinkle, we usually go without clothing to begin with." Rocky replied.

"Not this time, Rock," Bullwinkle immediately grabbed a pair of floral print swim trunks (out of nowhere) for himself and handed Rocky some swim trunks as well. "I don't wanna break the law in another country."

"But Hawaii's part of the United States." Rocky replied.

"Oh yeah." Bullwinkle smiled. "I knew that. Now let's go swimmin', Rock! And let's hope we don't come across anyone we know at the nude beach..."

"HIIIII ROCKY, HI BULLWINKLEEEE!!" Shouted Captain Peachfuzz (aka "Wrongway Peachfuzz"), of all people. He was completely naked, but thankfully standing in front of the "Nude Beach" sign. "BOY, isn't Canada just great?!! What a progressive country—I've always wanted to NOT wear pants!"

"Just walk away..." Rocky whispered to Bullwinkle, his face turning red. "Walk away like we don't know him..."

"MEANWHILE BORIS AND NATASHA BEGAN THEIR MASTER PLAN...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN, THEY POURED AROUND FIFTY GALLONS OF BROWN GRAVY INTO THE WATER, WHICH OF COURSE, ATTRACTED A LARGE NUMBER OF SHARKS."

"Oh, ees vorkink perfectly, dollink!" Natasha replied, removing her scuba apparatus.

"THEN, THE WAVES PUSHED THE GRAVY MASS TOWARDS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, WHO HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA IT WAS COMING..."

"Is that...GRAVY?!" Rocky exclaimed.

"—OR MAYBE THEY DID."

"SHAAAAAAAARK!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, noticing that one of the sharks was now gnawing on his left antler.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Rocky and Bullwinkle screamed and ran in unison.

"WHILE BORIS AND NATASHA APPEARED TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND IN THE SITUATION, BORIS NOTICED THAT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD LEFT THEIR TRUNKS ON THE SAND AND WERE NOW RUNNING ONTO THE—"

"N-n-NUDE BEACH?!" Boris exclaimed, horrified.

"Vas vrong, dollink?" Natasha asked.

"Dey vent to NUDE beach, Natasha!" Boris replied. "Dat means ve have to...(*gulp*) follow zem...and see naked people..."

"ONCE BORIS AND NATASHA ARRIVED AT THE NUDE BEACH THEY WERE CLEARLY QUITE APPALLED—IT SEEMS THAT EVERYWHERE THEY LOOKED, THERE WERE NAKED PEOPLE (thankfully for our viewers, they're censored)."

"Vell SANK JU Captain Obvious!" Boris replied, pointing at the sign. "Ees called NUDE beach for reason!"

"Hey!" A man called out, his lower body censored by the barbecue grill he was cooking on. "You two wanna try some wieners? They're EXTRA thick!"

"Uh, no sanks..." Boris replied. Natasha took his hand, and the two ran across the nude beach as quickly as they could.

"How bout a slice of some juicy MELONS?!" A lady holding two watermelons shouted.

"Nope!" Natasha replied.

"OH DEAR, WELL IT APPEARS WE'LL UNDRESS—uh, I mean ADDRESS THIS SITUATION A LITTLE LATER AND GO BACK TO ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE."

"Oh, thank heavens we're alive!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, crawling onto the shore with Rocky.

"Yeah, I dunno what was up with that gravy earlier." Rocky replied. "Say, how about we sign up for that surfing class at the hotel?!"

"Sure thing!" Bullwinkle replied. "COWABUNGAAA!!"

"WELL LOOKS LIKE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE SURVIVED THIS ONE, BUT IT APPEARS AS THOUGH BORIS AND NATASHA WILL HAVE A "NUDE" AWAKENING! BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Surf n' Turf" OR "Visible to the Naked Eye"!"