Petey got out of his car. He was eating a sandwich from his favorite deli. He had a grin on his face until he noticed Frankie was a tad bit under the weather.
"Frankie what's wrong?" Petey asked.
"I'm a bit depressed." Frankie said.
"Fucking pussy." Petey whispered.
"Huh?" Frankie replied.
"I said fucking lucky. I wish I had time to be depressed. Or have an emotion. I can't recall the last time I've felt anything." Petey said.
Petey threw his cigarette on the ground. He walked inside a pizza shop and bought an AR-15 with extra pepperoni. Petey stepped outside.
"I'm gonna go hangout with people more interesting than you." Petey whispered as he put in the keys.
"Huh?" Frankie said.
"I said im gonna hang out with people more uplifting than you." Petey said.
Random airport
"Remember no Russian." Petey said.
As soon as petey stepped out the elevator he was greeted to dead bodies, blood, and bullet holes.
"Fuck someone shot up this airport before us!" Petey cried out.
"Sorry my friend, it had to be done." Makarov said.
Petey went by Frankie's house. Frankie opened the door to Petey crying.
"I was supposed to kill those people." Petey said.
"Sorry Pete I can't talk right now me and my girlfriend are practicing yoga." Frankie said.
"So uh Frankie. You mind coming with me to my car?" Petey asked.
Frankie sighed and followed him. He got inside the car.
"So what now?" Frankie asked.
He looked and saw petey was gone. He looked up to his house and saw petey shutting the door before locking it.
"Ah fuck not again!" Frankie said.
Frankie fell asleep in Petey's car that night. Petey and Frankie were on a road trip. They passed a checkpoint.
"I hope this checkpoint don't give us too many problems. I got ten bags of coke in the back." Petey grunted out. He took a drag of his cigarette tuning out what Frankie would say.
"This shit's got me nervous. We could go to prison for years man." Frankie said.
"You're good to go." The officer said.
They pulled into a mcdonalds.
"PUT YOUR FUCKIN HANDS UP!" The McDonald's worker said carrying a shot gun.
"You check the front and back I got the trunk!" The other worker said.
The mcdonalds workers put them in hand cuffs and escorted them to Guantanamo bay.
"At least we got decent light in this cell unlike the last one. This time I can actually read my favorite book. Wait… Who's that guy over there?" Frankie asked.
"Shut up. You never saw me." Sam fisher replied before shooting out the light.
"We gotta bust outta here." Petey said.
"How?" Frankie asked.
"Shut up I gotta work things out." And just like that Petey vanished into thin air.
"Shut up I gotta work things out." Frankie said. Nothing happened. He sighed.
Just then his cell opened.
"You're free to go." An officer said.
"On who's authority?" Frankie asked.
The officer stepped aside revealing Joe Biden.
"Cocaine is now legal, and im issuing you a pardon." Joe Biden said.
"So I get to go home now?' Frankie asked.
"No thank you? Never mind, I changed my mind. Let this pile of filth rot." Joe Biden said.
Five Years Later
Petey and Frankie were on the streets. Not just any streets. But streets that when you were on them you could say you were from the streets. They pulled into an alley way.
"I love this alley." Petey said before putting on ear muffs so he couldn't hear Frankie's reply.
"People die in here all the time." Frankie said.
"That's what I love about it." Petey said.
"My grandma got stabbed here." Frankie said.
"That's what I love about it." Petey said.
"I got jumped here and lost the wallet my dad got me before he died." Frankie said.
"That's what I love about it. It's always something you can expect here. Predictable." Petey said.
"At least I'm not getting robbed this time." Frankie said.
"That's what you thought! NOW GIMME ALL YO FUCKIN MONEY BITCH!" Petey yelled with a gun in Frankie's face.
"Ah shit Petey not again. All I have is five dollars." Frankie said.
"Shut up I gotta work things out." Petey said.
Just then petey and the car itself dematerialized into nothing. Frankie was still in the air sitting for five point nine milliseconds before he fell. He was then later jumped for not having an money on him.
The End. "I love a happy ending." Petey said.